#but THEY !!!!

[smoke-in-the-wind]

the thing with the québécois that Americans need to understand tho is they are not like Louisiana. half of them are like bostonians but if they all spoke french and mass had its own major separatist movement

[syrenki]

and some people who call themselves my friends love to do it to me too and i don't get that at all, sure it's not very Violent but it makes me feel like shit, Obviously, i get ashamed so easily and it hits me so hard i feel like breaking down crying and hiding for a month, i hate being the butt of the joke, i hatehatehate it, why do people like it so much??? i try so hard to be not a problem to anyone and somehow people mock even that

[bigassbowlingballhead]

you know what, i need to hear daphne zuniga aka victoria davis talk about working with ryan on that really awful movie beyond paradise

[itastelikesand]

I could fucking demolish some ribs right now

[agendratum]

they saw the edits i know it

[pitsazawr]

MY EXTREMELY TIKTOK PHASE

(joke of bradley tail:)

[rena-yume]

Tennant x Eternity

That is all

[vertoludum]

i think lurch and thing are an item

[solarismp3]

[lemonadecabaret]

Test Muses

Vittoria Crassa 🍋 30 - 35 🍋 FC: Viva Bianca

Daughter of Roman senator Octavian Vittorius Crassus and wife of army general Antony Licinius Cato. She has no issue flaunting her status or using her power to bring others to heel. Switch but dominant leaning, she enjoys making use of body slaves and gladiators. Pansexual.

Aurelia de Adorno 🍋 19-24 🍋 FC: Matilda De Angelis

Born in the rural Italian countryside, she grew up with dreams of glamour and bright lights like stars. Currently works at a Parisian cabaret as their star performer both singing and dancing. She's actually a spy, gathering intelligence on the Germans during their occupation of France. Submissive and straight.

"Silk" Jack Rackham 🍋 30-35 🍋 FC: Jamie Campbell Bower

Born to a whore on the streets of London, Silk Jack grew up in an eat-or-be-eaten world. Thankfully, he was wily and resourceful boy who ultimately grew into a man to be fared. Originally, taking up piracy on his own, he agrees to be a privateer for Her Royal Highness to escape the gallows. Dominant and pansexual.

[rei-venus]

dear tumblerians of the bsd fandom

i hereby present to you:

✨ luhigugin ✨

OK OK HEAR ME (and tille, for that matter) OUT FOR A MOMENT

higuchi and lucy are basically riding the same boat at this point; one is basically rejected by aku and the other is (unfortunately) rejected when atsushi finally gets together with aku

BUT BUT BUT THEN GIN POOFS INTO EXISTENCE. THEY CAN BE GAY TOGETHER.

higugin gets together first actually, and then when lucy is eventually rejected by atsushi and is all sad, higugin takes care of her. platonically AT FIRST. but then lucy realises her feelings for them and then they realise their feelings for her AND AND AND THEN

AND THEN THEY

KISS

!!!!!

new religion dropped guys it's the holy trinity of luhigugin

in the name of the lu, and of the higu, and of the gin, amen

[lunarbun-ships]

happy halloween c:

i was going to do a silly matching costume thingy but i couldn't resist making him a vampire cause of a song his v/a did, that i'm currently obsessed with 😭❤️

[judas-isariot]

24. DEER

What if the hunted became the hunter ?

[hoforwonho]

Okay okay that’s the last I’m posting about oneus… for now 👀

[journey-to-the-attic]

Can you tell me more about your new blorbos? I don't play genshin impact so the only thing I saw about them is that an attacking skill makes NPCs excited while a giant hat terrifies NPCs

oh my god i would LOVE to (everything else is under the cut since there are genshin 4.0 spoilers and also i go on for a bit)

okay so this is lyney (right) and lynette (left). they are twins, lyney being the older one, and in their show lyney's the magician and lynette his assistant. and they are so so so so precious to me

first of all they have a matching idle animation plus a matching idle voiceline (lyney (paraphrased) has "i wonder how my dear sister is doing... missing me to death, i'm sure!", and lynette (as if in reply) has "sounds like lyney's saying weird things again..."

but that's like surface-level stuff. once you get into their backstory.....

it starts out fairly tame for genshin standards - they were orphaned at a young age and wandered the streets, taking up magic as a means to earn money before getting taken in by a (seemingly) well-meaning aristocrat - who turns out to be using lyney for his magic tricks to gain favour in his social circles, and... basically traffics lynette.

also the cn va absolutely smashed it because lyney's distress is PALPABLE when he relates this bit. and it's no wonder that these two cherish each other so much, they were so close to losing each other forever

and then you get into their character stories and voice lines and it's gut punch after gut punch like

their banter in quests is adorable AND THEY BOTH GAIN VISIONS OUT OF THEIR WANT TO KEEP EACH OTHER SAFE!! THEY ARE SO HHHHHHHHHH

and!! AND!!!!! AS IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!! WHEN THEY FALL IN BATTLE THEY CALL OUT FOR EACH OTHER

[its-the-ratdawg]

If I have notifs turned on for you just know it’s because I love you enough to take that emotional bullet to the chest every time I get a Tumblr notification and I THINK it’s from my beloved anon and it’s ACTUALLY just you reblogging some gay horny cannibal shitpost