#but THEE 'Derek talks about you' line and pretty boy???

[yourfinalbow]

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. but I have to say it.

"pretty boy" is insane. what straight man calls his coworker PRETTY BOY.

that's INSANE.

[britishchick09]

cool cat fights coronavirus livewatch

a new cool cat movie is finally here! will it be ‘so bad that it’s good’ like cool cat saves the kids or terribly cringy like cool cat’s crazy dream? let’s find out!

OMG THE INTRO AUDIO IS SO LOUD WHY DEREK

what intense music! :o

it looks epic YET YOU STILL USE COMIC SANS WHY DEREK WHY

and there’s little coronaviruses floating around! :o

cool cat punched the viruses and it sounded like a sword?

OMG DIRTY DOG!!!!

he hates cool cat... he hates kids... does he hate everything? ;)

epic fan made pop merch in the corner! :D (i really hope he got permission to show it tho...)

don’t want to break the lawl with the sticker over the logo, derek! ;)

derek talking and then cool cat talking makes it obvious that they’re the same person JASON JOHNSON HOW I MISS THEE :’(

cool cat: “i love to boogie woogie!” *is neither boogieing nor woogieing*

the theme of cool cat saves the kids is playing! :D

FURRY WHAT

NO AMOUNT OF LOLS CAN DESCRIBE THE LAUGHTER INSIDE OF ME WHY IS THERE A  FURRY

i’m guessing these are patreon supporters? that explains the furry pic!

omg it’s ‘obama’ from that one update vid! :D

‘obama’: “there has to be an answer!” who needs a vaccine when you have cool cat?

the girls are acting over the top but it’s cute! :D

:D

what in the world is this lighting???

the little girl is talking so loud into her microphone! :o

cool cat: “you need to wash your hands for 20 seconds!” older girl: “wwwwow, that’s a long time!” the spiritual successor to cool cat’s ‘w-wow!’ i see! :D

older girl: “i’ll pretend i’m washing my hands as a sing it!” don’t you need to actually wash your hands tho?

their singing isn’t that good but it’s still cute! :D

this is what pretending looks like! ;)

cool cat: “social distance a few feet apart!” i don’t think that’s 6 feet though!

little girl: “this is how they wear them on tv! ^_^” awww! :D

cool cat ‘forgot his mask at home’... maybe because one can’t fit his face?

OH CRAP IT BE DIRTY DOGGO!!!!! :o

dirty dog: “so that’s where cool cat and his rat hair friends are!” like butch about maria! :o

he has a water balloon with coronavirus in it?? that’s not how it works dirty dog...

BOI WHAT EVEN IS THAT AIM

older girl: “you throw like a sissy girl!!!” OHHH ROASTED!

cool cat: “bullies don’t have friends, and friends are cooowoo!!!” you didn’t hit the line right, cool cat...

cool cat: “i feel like rapping a song!” OH GOD NO

cool cat: “do you wanna hea-“ older girl: “i sure do!!” why was there an audio cut WHY DEREK WHY

cool cat: “push the button and we can rap!” don’t press the red button...

there’s kawaii video game music playing?

OH GOD THIS RAP IS SO CRINGY AHHHHH

THE SAFETY TIPS RAP IS MOSTLY ABOUT COOL CAT WTF WHYYYYYY

cool cat rapping: “cool cat saves the kids is an awesome movayy, it has action, and it’s the coolest kids film!“ *cool cat kids superhero cries in the distance*

WHY DOESN’T THIS RHYME OR HAVE A GOOD SONG STRUCTURE IT’S SO AWKWARD

WHY IS THIS STILL GOING ON WITHOUT ANY ACTUAL TIPS

good it’s over!

OH NO DIRTY DOG COUGHED!!! :o

he’s coughing on a kid ‘because it’s fun’’ and the kid has a soft ‘ahh ahh!’ audio that keeps looping WHY

i fear for you smol child!

dirty dog: “coronavirus is a scam and that makes me wanna rap!” NONONONONO-

the lyrics aren’t that good, but it focuses on how he’s a jerk so at least it has a coherent topic?

the instrumental is actually pretty good! :D

the best insult dirty dog can come up with for cool cat is ‘silly cat’... at least butch had ‘dumb cat’! :/

dirty dog rapping; “I’m the baddest there is!” no that’s butch the bully!

OH CRAP HE’S GONNA PUNK COOL CAT

there was a 3 second scene of cool cat saying ‘wow!!! i love to boogie woogie!’ and then it cuts right back to dirty dog WHY

dirty dog: “i caught a coronavirus and now i’ll sprinkle some magic sauce!” ...what

dirty dog got the ‘magic sauce’ from an ‘evil dog witch’... cool cat stops the wicked witch is that you?

that looks like a real prop instead of horrible cg! :o

dirty dog: “go! coronavirus ball!” WAIT is that a pokemon reference????

cool cat: “i’m cool cat, and i’ll save the kids!” movie reference! :D

all it takes is a SMACC

cool cat in ‘cool cat saves the kids’: *doesn’t save the kids* cool cat in ‘cool cat fights coronavirus’: *SAVES THE KIDS*

little girl: “cool cat is a hero!” and maria smiles down at you! :D

cool cat wants to respect all opinions on coronavirus...?

cool cat: “i’m cool cat, and i love ALL kids!” YAS HE SAID THE LINE!!! :D

‘cool cat saves the kids’ smiles down on you! :D

oh no dirty dog is ‘gonna get them at their school’...

IT’S STILL HAPPENING NOOOO!!!!!!

so he did have a mask! :o

yes cool cat you do look cool in that mask! :D

is ‘the director’s cut’ the original instead of the yms version? :o although it features cynthia rothrock, so it’s probably cool cat kids superhero retitled... either way it’s coolio!

the movie ends at just over 17 minutes although the vid is 20! (the rest is credits and merch) so it’s the shortest livewatch ever! :o

this had a few good parts like the new girls and the instrumental to dirty dog’s rap, but overall it was cringy af. not ‘so bad that it’s good’ like ccstk but not unwatchable. certainly the worst thing i’ve livewatched, but i still had a cool time! :D

[stargleeksil-blog]

Criminal Minds s05e06 “The Eyes Have It” review - or more aptly named, gross, yet it’s cool to see Derek in charge. Cool and hot.

Episode 06 – The Eyes Have It

Hey guys! So let’s dive into it, it’s a Saturday here and I want to get this done before the week starts tomorrow.

So, the episode’s name is pretty cryptic, and by knowing this show for four seasons now, this might actually include human eyes, eesh. Not looking forward to that.

Let’s see what happens.

Of course, previously on Criminal Minds to make us understand that Morgan is gonna be the head. Wait … they’re showing Tamara? Uh-oh.

Creepy dude pouring ice, he has a sharp melon-baller, I don’t like this.

And now he’s snooping on people from roofs. Ugh.

So he’s going after the girls? Oh god.

And why are they walking alone in a parking lot at night? That’s like textbook dumbassery.

Called it.

Unfortunately.

Wait. They’re getting coffee together? I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all.

Uh yeah, Derek got a temporary promotion. Awesome.

“It’s complicated.”

What are we, on Facebook?

No one should be allowed to look this pretty.

So he went to the hearing of that fucker with her? Fuck. He’s so perfect.

“I think that the only time that I have felt sane at all in the past few weeks is when I’ve talked to you.”

“Really?”

I don’t know if that’s his gloating face or his confused-assessing face.

“I feel like I’m the one who’s been doing all the talking here.”

Oh my god, I love it when he’s self-deprecating.

I don’t know why.

“You’ve helped me reconnect to my job. To myself, really.”

Wait what? No! That’s baby girl’s job!

“But maybe when things calm down, I’ll buy you a drink?”

Please tell me that’s his face whenever a girl asks him out. Cuz that is a winner smile, right there, and any girl would drop her panties for him. Seriously.

What is she giving him?

Ruh-roh.

She’s giving him her brother’s cross necklace? Damn.

No wonder he can’t accept it. Fuck.

Pretty puppy of mine.

“So, did anyone explain why Hotch is stepping down?”

Oh my baby.

“All Morgan said this morning is that it’s happening. And it’s business as usual.”

Oh dear.

“So we’re just supposed to move forward without any discussion?”

I love you, Emily.

“After Foyet, I think we’d have to be ready for anything.”

Clever poodle.

Wait. So Strauss is keeping a close eye on him right now? Ugh, I thought she’d be gone. When is she going away?

I love his reasoning. There’s no evidence in that case, the rest do, so it’s more important they go with that one first.

“If that’s all, I’d like to gather the team.”

It’s so fucking weird hearing him say it.

“If you need privacy, please use my office.”

God, you can see the uneasiness.

“That’s okay. We’re done here.”

Again. So fucking weird. They better catch George soon.

“And when we get back, I’ll clear everything out and it’ll be all yours.”

Oh god.

“Hotch, I don’t want your office.”

Wait, what?

“All due respect, Ms. Strauss, but both of you have trusted me to step in as acting unit chief. I’m asking that you respect my decision.”

Oh god, someone put my undies in the laundry.

“I’ve decided that I don’t want Hotch’s office. That’s where he belongs.”

Someone’s been taking their smarty pills.

“If necessary, we can discuss this again at a later date, but right now, we really need to get started on this case.”

Fuck. I love his authority.

“Guys. Grab Rossi.”

“He’s an enucleator.”

“There’s a name for this?”

I’m with JJ, yikes.

It’s so fucking weird to see him just sitting there, listening to everyone’s theories. Fuck.

“That’s why I chose this case.”

Again. Weird.

“Let’s meet on the plane in thirty.”

Fuck. Weird.

Matthew 5:29: “And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out and cast it from thee.”

Ew!!!!!!

“All right. So talk to me. What makes these attacks so different?” aw cutie XD

My puppy handing out assignments. So awesome.

“Rossi, you and I are gonna go to last night’s crime scene.”

“Actually, the girls’ families asked to speak to our team leader.”

What? Oh god. If this wasn’t so weird, I’d be laughing my ass off at Derek’s reactions.

So Rossi is going solo.

JJ and Morgan are together.

And Hotch and Reid are digging into the first victim’s life.

Oh boy.

Everyone’s adjusting.

Poodle on crutches. Get better, honey.

“Hey, Garcia, you’re on speaker phone.”

So behave, lady.

Hey, you gorgeous thing you, making me question my sexuality from scene one of season one XD and I ain’t even sorry.

“So, I looked up recently released mental health patients who have a history of eye gouging, eye assault, and other gross things you can do to eyes and sockets.”

Ew.

“And there’s no bingo for okie city residents.”

Oh this creature is too precious.

“10-4, breaker breaker.” XD

“Bye.”

Cutie.

It’s so gross that they give him all these lines about the theories that make me wanna barf, because he’s so precious and pure and I’m like, fuck, I can’t listen to this.

“There have been cases where after enucleation, mental patients have consumed the eyeballs.”

Someone get my barf bucket.

“Are you serious.”

Ew.

And do they have to show him eating eggs that on first glance look like eyeballs? Seriously? Fuck you, assholes!

“Buddhist rituals?”

Since when are you familiar with that, cupcake?

“Most likely killed at random.”

Damn.

What do they need my superheroes to do?

So the granny has vision dreams? Oh lordy.

They need the eyes for the cremation? Oh boy.

“We will try. But realistically, we may not be able to.”

At least he’s honest.

Why you making this difficult, girlie?

“I got a bad feeling about this guy.”

And that’s saying something.

“Why’s that?”

Cutie.

Why the fuck are they showing the empty eye sockets? I’m just about to start my dinner. Fuck you. This means I have to take a break and watch awesome YouTube videos.

“Where shall I splice, my pretties?”

Lol

“Got it. Bouncing your way.”

“Whoo, that’s still a lot of names.”

I believe in you, gorgeous.

“Hey, wait. Before you hang up, how’s my Morgan doing?”

I love you.

“Fine.”

“I know the man is fine.”

We all do, honey, he is majorly fine.

“How’s he holding up as head honcho?”

I love you, baby!

“There is something you could do for him.”

“Name it.”

Ooh, I can’t wait to see what they do. XD

Three pretty people.

Observing hottie.

“We need to look at her ankles.”

You kinky bastard XD

I’m terrible, sorry.

“It’s the behavior of a game hunter.”

How the fuck does he know this shit? It’s terrifying to me.

Especially since I’m considering writing a CM fanfic after I finish getting on top of things, which might take forever, but still. At least I’ll have profiles on all my honeys.

Oh my god, they’re dissecting eyeballs and pickling them. I can’t do this.

“This guy’s taking people’s eyes, so he’s definitely disturbed.”

Word to mouth.

What’s up?

Well, fuck. They gave the fucker a catchy name.

“I want the people to be aware, but I do not want to make a boogeyman out of this guy.”

You smart puppy, you.

“Is there something else?”

Wait. He’s been avoiding Strauss? Oh damn.

“She’s just trying to keep tabs. She can wait.”

Wait, what now?

Oh baby.

“Hotch, we have to set up a tip line.”

“We have to go over JJ’s talking points.”

“We haven’t gotten the profile out yet.”

“All of that takes priority over dealing with Strauss.”

You perfect man, you.

So my puppy has to deal with politics now. Oh, baby.

“Let me get the profile out, and then I’ll go talk to Strauss.”

Amazing.

“He’s doing a good job.”

Damn straight.

“Morgan as our unit chief is a temporary thing.”

Where is this going?

“He’s a natural leader. He’ll excel.”

What now?

“What happens when he’s asked to step down?”

Wait. Why is Rossi planting seeds of doubt right now? What’s going on?

Ew. He’s sharpening the melon-baller. Fuck. I’m never gonna be able to surf porn again without throwing up.

Oh god, he’s wearing a tailored jacket, I’m dead. I’m fucking dead. I just got a close-up on him now and noticed it. Sorry. But fuck. Someone should seriously talk to people about his wardrobe, because I’m getting an unhealthy medical report this month.

You know, I just now realized how much these characters evolve. Like, you see Morgan at the start of the series, and you’re like, cool, they have the pretty boy to give us ladies and gayus and bis some eye candy, but then you realize, fuck, Shemar Moore can actually act well, and Derek is so much more complex than we originally thought. Oh my god, we have to keep on watching this shit.

XD

I love those types of series.

“So he’s crazy but he’s got a mission?”

Just about sums this unsub.

“Chief Strauss.”

Fuck you, lady.

It’s so freaking weird to see him sitting at a proper desk. I mean, I know it’s not his office. You can see that it’s the lieutenant’s, but it’s still so weird. Cuz I personally prefer to see those tight buns in action.

I love how defensive he is to Strauss’s oncoming accusations and takes it all on himself. I love you, baby.

“I’m not criticizing you … there are a lot of people who have faith in you and want to see you succeed.”

I get it, but why be a bitch about it?

“This team is solid, and we will get the job done.”

And now he’s frustrated with his new position because he’s under constant scrutiny. And I totally get it, baby.

My baby up and early, even before Rossi. Love you.

Oh wait, shit, he didn’t sleep? Oh damn. Baby you need your handsome sleep.

So he’s disappointed that Rossi didn’t give him another victim? Oh boy.

They really have nothing.

Fuck.

“We’re looking for a doctor who is also a hunter and a former mental patient who happens to be cutting people’s eyes out.”

Awesome way to start the day.

“Trust the profile.”

I hope so.

Crap. He’s back to killing in pairs.

Oh honey.

“I know this sounds crazy, but just hear me out.”

Okay …

“A taxidermist?”

EW

“Morgan might be onto something.”

No shit.

“Garcia, you’re on speaker.”

I love it that they literally have to warn her.

“Comrades, I cross-referenced this John O”Heron with okie city animal stuffers.”

I love her jargon so much.

So the fucker is the son of the stuffed animal shop owner? Oh dear.

So this dude is totally off the grid aside from a driver’s license? Damn.

So he lost his dad, his house, about to lose the family business.

“Care to choose a stressor?”

Word.

Frack. That’s blood.

Shit.

Prentiss is one BAMF.

Oh jeez, he’s been stuffing the human eyes in the stuffies? Fuck.

That lady is good. Maced him right in the face.

Wait. Is Hotch running after him on his own without waiting for backup? What’s going on here?

“What happened here?”

“Brantley says you took him down solo.”

“You know you should have waited for backup.”

“Would you have?” Hey, Mr. SassyPants, not nice.

“What?”

Hahahaha, Emily, you little shit.

I’m with you, it’s weird seeing Derek in charge.

Oh my god, selfies in 2009! You rock!

“Mission accomplished.”

WHAT MISSION?

I’m in love with this woman.

“Hey!”

Oh wow, I haven’t heard yelly Derek in a while.

“Keep your voice down!”

Damn straight, that guy sucks.

“Get him outta here.”

Ooh, forceful. This is doing nothing to my undergarment situation.

No way! He actually returns the eyes to the Buddhist family? So amazing.

“I really hope your sister can rest in peace now.”

Oh god, I love him.

Guru Nanak: “Dwell in piece in the home of your own being, and the messenger of death will not be able to touch you.” Wow.

Puffed cheeks!

“You are here late.”

And so are you, lady.

But Derek’s doing the reports that Hotch usually does.

“He doesn’t have to write them anymore. Why is he still here?”

She’s got a good point.

“Can you help me get something out of storage?”

Scrunchy face!

“Yes, baby girl. Anything for you.”

Cutie!

“Thank you.”

I love you.

“Penelope, there’s a lot of my stuff that you haven’t seen before.”

Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Wow, you’re a tease.”

Speak the truth, mama.

Oh god, Hotch is still poring over Foyet’s file. Fuck.

“Voila.”

No. Don’t tell me.

“It’s your office.”

“What?”

Oh my god, this team is amazing.

“While you were all away, mama set to work clearing out the rest of his boxes and setting up an uber office fit for our acting unit chief.”

“Garcia, this is for real?”

I love this show so much.

“It’s kind of blah for my taste, but I figured you needed to keep up with agency standards.”

Oh god.

“I did make you your own secret fun zone.”

Oh god, I’m dying.

“Woman, you have lost your mind.”

“Mm-hmm.”

XD

“But you are the best.”

“I completely agree.”

XDDDDD

I love them.

“I will leave you alone to mark your territory.”

Oh god.

“Thank you.”

Aw, honey, I love this show so much and the actors they employ oh my god my heart is about to burst.

“You are ever so welcome.”

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

Sorry, that’s the sound of my heart freaking out.

Wait. He’s still going out with Tamara? What? Fuck you, baby. Sorry. But what???????

Okay, so this episode was just blah all the way through regarding the case. I mean, seriously? Why the fucking eyes? But it was amazing seeing Derek in a leading position in the team, and it was awesome seeing everyone adjusting and trying to accommodate him and helping him, and it was weird to see it. But i love it nonetheless and I hope they keep this up for a few more episodes. But I also want to see them killing George Foyet already, so I’m torn.

I’ll see you all next time, gonna go finish up another episode before I turn in.

Then tomorrow morning I’ll do a few more, we get DST so it’s an extra hour XD

Ciao, bellos and bellas <3

[asagimeta]

Thee nding of 6A is like a videogame ending: this is the first engind you got, you can stop here, or replay the game to find out more information and get another ending. Davis himself said that this is the ending of the people that from now on will not watch the show again: is like saying 'this is the happy ending; if you don't want to see the true ending, don't watch anymore, and go on with your life'. Pretty clever, considering the fandom (1)

Anyway, if this i s really a dream, I think it will be revealed only in the last episode: if the multiverse theory is correct, maybe someone comes to Scott at last and say: ‘everything you see happened and didn’t happen at the same time. You can choose in witch timeline you want to live’. As I said to Athena, I think Scott did something that made his timeline crash, and someone has to kill him in order to correct the timeline.

Or maybe, at the end, we find out that is all in Lydia’s mind, a reality she created after the wild hunt took everyone. Or is Scott’s mind, or someone’s else. If they ever d a TW revival,it will be by having that someone who is dreaming waking up and fight the true Wild Hunt.

Oh Anon I love you!

If that’s true about revealing the multiverse in the last episode, that would explain why charectors like Jackson are coming back despite having no actual reason to after all this time, the multiverse could be shown to Scott where the divide is along the lines of season 2-3ish, wich is where everything changed, maybe he can choose the reality he’s in now where they’re all in college and he lost people (Allison, Kira, etc) but they’re at peace now… or he can go to a universe where people like Jackson and Allison are still there and still FIGHTING and choose to fight with them, boy would THAT ever be a great ending, Anon…. Anon I want this ending now…. you’ve ruined me ;)

The “Scott has to sacrifice to correct the universe” theory is one that’s been held in meta for a long time, the only question usually is how big that sacrifice is, his Alphahood? His wolf? … Or his life? There’s pretty stable data for all three theories, and then ofcourse there’s the “total reset” theory where he ends up sacrificing and waking up back in season one where he and Stiles are on their way out to the woods to see the dead body and Scott gets to make different choices this time- though weather he’s self-aware or not is also up for debate

The theory about Lydia is interesting too, they’ve always talked about doing a movie and that ending would be perfect for one, they could bring back a movie in thirty years and it’d still make sense in the overall plot, or they could leave it bleak and depressing and it’d still make sense in the overall plot, and everything in between, it also speaks to the unreliable narrator theory where this is actually someone else’s story but told through Scott’s eyes- wich is a pretty fantastic technique

If Teen Wolf does do something like this, I think it’ll be an overall really satisfying ending, and my only hope is that somehow, someway, Stiles and Derek both get out of it alive *fingers crossed*