#but THEE 'Derek talks about you' line and pretty boy???

[yourfinalbow]

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. but I have to say it.

"pretty boy" is insane. what straight man calls his coworker PRETTY BOY.

that's INSANE.

[britishchick09]

cool cat fights coronavirus livewatch

a new cool cat movie is finally here! will it be ‘so bad that it’s good’ like cool cat saves the kids or terribly cringy like cool cat’s crazy dream? let’s find out!

OMG THE INTRO AUDIO IS SO LOUD WHY DEREK

what intense music! :o

it looks epic YET YOU STILL USE COMIC SANS WHY DEREK WHY

and there’s little coronaviruses floating around! :o

cool cat punched the viruses and it sounded like a sword?

OMG DIRTY DOG!!!!

he hates cool cat... he hates kids... does he hate everything? ;)

epic fan made pop merch in the corner! :D (i really hope he got permission to show it tho...)

don’t want to break the lawl with the sticker over the logo, derek! ;)

derek talking and then cool cat talking makes it obvious that they’re the same person JASON JOHNSON HOW I MISS THEE :’(

cool cat: “i love to boogie woogie!” *is neither boogieing nor woogieing*

the theme of cool cat saves the kids is playing! :D

FURRY WHAT

NO AMOUNT OF LOLS CAN DESCRIBE THE LAUGHTER INSIDE OF ME WHY IS THERE A  FURRY

i’m guessing these are patreon supporters? that explains the furry pic!

omg it’s ‘obama’ from that one update vid! :D

‘obama’: “there has to be an answer!” who needs a vaccine when you have cool cat?

the girls are acting over the top but it’s cute! :D

:D

what in the world is this lighting???

the little girl is talking so loud into her microphone! :o

cool cat: “you need to wash your hands for 20 seconds!” older girl: “wwwwow, that’s a long time!” the spiritual successor to cool cat’s ‘w-wow!’ i see! :D

older girl: “i’ll pretend i’m washing my hands as a sing it!” don’t you need to actually wash your hands tho?

their singing isn’t that good but it’s still cute! :D

this is what pretending looks like! ;)

cool cat: “social distance a few feet apart!” i don’t think that’s 6 feet though!

little girl: “this is how they wear them on tv! ^_^” awww! :D

cool cat ‘forgot his mask at home’... maybe because one can’t fit his face?

OH CRAP IT BE DIRTY DOGGO!!!!! :o

dirty dog: “so that’s where cool cat and his rat hair friends are!” like butch about maria! :o

he has a water balloon with coronavirus in it?? that’s not how it works dirty dog...

BOI WHAT EVEN IS THAT AIM

older girl: “you throw like a sissy girl!!!” OHHH ROASTED!

cool cat: “bullies don’t have friends, and friends are cooowoo!!!” you didn’t hit the line right, cool cat...

cool cat: “i feel like rapping a song!” OH GOD NO

cool cat: “do you wanna hea-“ older girl: “i sure do!!” why was there an audio cut WHY DEREK WHY

cool cat: “push the button and we can rap!” don’t press the red button...

there’s kawaii video game music playing?

OH GOD THIS RAP IS SO CRINGY AHHHHH

THE SAFETY TIPS RAP IS MOSTLY ABOUT COOL CAT WTF WHYYYYYY

cool cat rapping: “cool cat saves the kids is an awesome movayy, it has action, and it’s the coolest kids film!“ *cool cat kids superhero cries in the distance*

WHY DOESN’T THIS RHYME OR HAVE A GOOD SONG STRUCTURE IT’S SO AWKWARD

WHY IS THIS STILL GOING ON WITHOUT ANY ACTUAL TIPS

good it’s over!

OH NO DIRTY DOG COUGHED!!! :o

he’s coughing on a kid ‘because it’s fun’’ and the kid has a soft ‘ahh ahh!’ audio that keeps looping WHY

i fear for you smol child!

dirty dog: “coronavirus is a scam and that makes me wanna rap!” NONONONONO-

the lyrics aren’t that good, but it focuses on how he’s a jerk so at least it has a coherent topic?

the instrumental is actually pretty good! :D

the best insult dirty dog can come up with for cool cat is ‘silly cat’... at least butch had ‘dumb cat’! :/

dirty dog rapping; “I’m the baddest there is!” no that’s butch the bully!

OH CRAP HE’S GONNA PUNK COOL CAT

there was a 3 second scene of cool cat saying ‘wow!!! i love to boogie woogie!’ and then it cuts right back to dirty dog WHY

dirty dog: “i caught a coronavirus and now i’ll sprinkle some magic sauce!” ...what

dirty dog got the ‘magic sauce’ from an ‘evil dog witch’... cool cat stops the wicked witch is that you?

that looks like a real prop instead of horrible cg! :o

dirty dog: “go! coronavirus ball!” WAIT is that a pokemon reference????

cool cat: “i’m cool cat, and i’ll save the kids!” movie reference! :D

all it takes is a SMACC

cool cat in ‘cool cat saves the kids’: *doesn’t save the kids* cool cat in ‘cool cat fights coronavirus’: *SAVES THE KIDS*

little girl: “cool cat is a hero!” and maria smiles down at you! :D

cool cat wants to respect all opinions on coronavirus...?

cool cat: “i’m cool cat, and i love ALL kids!” YAS HE SAID THE LINE!!! :D

‘cool cat saves the kids’ smiles down on you! :D

oh no dirty dog is ‘gonna get them at their school’...

IT’S STILL HAPPENING NOOOO!!!!!!

so he did have a mask! :o

yes cool cat you do look cool in that mask! :D

is ‘the director’s cut’ the original instead of the yms version? :o although it features cynthia rothrock, so it’s probably cool cat kids superhero retitled... either way it’s coolio!

the movie ends at just over 17 minutes although the vid is 20! (the rest is credits and merch) so it’s the shortest livewatch ever! :o

this had a few good parts like the new girls and the instrumental to dirty dog’s rap, but overall it was cringy af. not ‘so bad that it’s good’ like ccstk but not unwatchable. certainly the worst thing i’ve livewatched, but i still had a cool time! :D

[asagimeta]

Thee nding of 6A is like a videogame ending: this is the first engind you got, you can stop here, or replay the game to find out more information and get another ending. Davis himself said that this is the ending of the people that from now on will not watch the show again: is like saying 'this is the happy ending; if you don't want to see the true ending, don't watch anymore, and go on with your life'. Pretty clever, considering the fandom (1)

Anyway, if this i s really a dream, I think it will be revealed only in the last episode: if the multiverse theory is correct, maybe someone comes to Scott at last and say: ‘everything you see happened and didn’t happen at the same time. You can choose in witch timeline you want to live’. As I said to Athena, I think Scott did something that made his timeline crash, and someone has to kill him in order to correct the timeline.

Or maybe, at the end, we find out that is all in Lydia’s mind, a reality she created after the wild hunt took everyone. Or is Scott’s mind, or someone’s else. If they ever d a TW revival,it will be by having that someone who is dreaming waking up and fight the true Wild Hunt.

Oh Anon I love you!

If that’s true about revealing the multiverse in the last episode, that would explain why charectors like Jackson are coming back despite having no actual reason to after all this time, the multiverse could be shown to Scott where the divide is along the lines of season 2-3ish, wich is where everything changed, maybe he can choose the reality he’s in now where they’re all in college and he lost people (Allison, Kira, etc) but they’re at peace now… or he can go to a universe where people like Jackson and Allison are still there and still FIGHTING and choose to fight with them, boy would THAT ever be a great ending, Anon…. Anon I want this ending now…. you’ve ruined me ;)

The “Scott has to sacrifice to correct the universe” theory is one that’s been held in meta for a long time, the only question usually is how big that sacrifice is, his Alphahood? His wolf? … Or his life? There’s pretty stable data for all three theories, and then ofcourse there’s the “total reset” theory where he ends up sacrificing and waking up back in season one where he and Stiles are on their way out to the woods to see the dead body and Scott gets to make different choices this time- though weather he’s self-aware or not is also up for debate

The theory about Lydia is interesting too, they’ve always talked about doing a movie and that ending would be perfect for one, they could bring back a movie in thirty years and it’d still make sense in the overall plot, or they could leave it bleak and depressing and it’d still make sense in the overall plot, and everything in between, it also speaks to the unreliable narrator theory where this is actually someone else’s story but told through Scott’s eyes- wich is a pretty fantastic technique

If Teen Wolf does do something like this, I think it’ll be an overall really satisfying ending, and my only hope is that somehow, someway, Stiles and Derek both get out of it alive *fingers crossed*