#but I'm just saying... consider a feral chimp that's heavily armed... you can't say that doesn't sound like it's that bad an idea | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

medicinemane · 4 months ago

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Ok, but does it explicitly say in the constitution that the president has to be human

It's been made so clear over the past few years intent will not be taken into account, only word for word from the constitution (and that can be ignored too)

Listen, all I'm saying is wouldn't you rather have a swarm of bees in office for the next 8 years? Or a pigeon they grabbed from outside?

There's so many good candidates that everyone can get behind if we just open our minds

#we could give a chimp an AK; like you can't tell me you're not intrigued by what that could bring to this country #and to be clear; I'm still saying you should vote; I'm always pro voting #but I'm just saying... consider a feral chimp that's heavily armed... you can't say that doesn't sound like it's that bad an idea #is it a good idea; no; but when we compare it to the other options it starts to sound real nice; doesn't it?#...see... I'm not suggesting like an elephant or a walrus because I don't think they'd be happy in the white house #but any moderate sized creature that's domesticated... that's a good option #or maybe we can just all agree not to have a president for 4 years

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