#but I'm glad there isn't more of him in fontaine aq
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Spoilers for Fontaine aq
The way they put Childe in Fontaine AQ is still so funny to me.
Like, imagine that in the beginning of Sumeru AQ, there is also Itto for some reason. He accidentally leans on some important story-relevant lever and then goes and gets lost in the desert.
And then the normal events of Sumeru AQ proceed, but from time to time there are random 5 second long cutscenes of Itto's misadventures in the desert. He's bitten by a scorpion. He's caught by Eremites. He organizes Eremites into a new Arataki gang (they oblige out of pity and curiosity).
He somehow wanders into Akademiya and engages the Grand Sage in a brutal months-long Beetle Brawl competition (with scarabs), buying us some time.
And in the end we see Kuki dragging his unconscious sunburnt body to the port and dropping him on a random ship that might or might not go to Inazuma. Then we go to chat with Kuki without acknowledging Itto in any way.
#genshin impact#my stuff#genshin spoilers#genshin 4.2#childe#I mean I like childe#but I'm glad there isn't more of him in fontaine aq#it's not his story after all#but I'm sure he had the time of his life fighting that whale#considering that his main priority in life is fighting things that are stronger than him#also imagine him explaining his injuries to his siblings#“i tried to sell this reeeealy big toy at the bottom of an evil ocean”#btw when skirk threw childe through the porlat#I actually thought she threw the ball and he jumped after it like a dog#whith might be even more degrading then what had actually happened
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