#but I’m just passionate with my words 🏳️‍🌈

[kallamars-spouse]

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I do not understand these people who say Narinder is unfairly hated and that there’s like, a disproportionate amount of people who enjoy Kallamar. Are we in the same fandom? This is how y’all treat Narinder (pictured below for your viewing pleasure, friends) and you’re mad that some of us like the squid? Granted, I don’t water her down to uwu soft gay femboy because I enjoy the canon version of her that’s cunty and cowardly and I girled the squid but😭😭 I’m like, the only Nari Disliker that I know of. If there are other likeminded individuals, let’s fucking discuss because I’d love to chat about why this cat sucks. I don’t always hate him, but I do love to see a fictional man I don’t like lose.

I don’t care that others don’t enjoy my blorbo, but why pit them against each other? This idiot ruined his own life, tf should I hate on her for that? Good lord. Shoutout the three people who agree with me. It’s thankless work in a world full of Narinder woobifiers. I’ve grown up in several fandoms with abysmal taste. Nari is up there with worst men my peers want to fuck. We as a society have got to choose better.

This post doesn’t extend to those who don’t water down Narinder’s character and allow him to be the awful bastard that he was/is. That man feels no remorse. Let him cook, I guess? He gets on my nerves, a thousand years wasn’t enough and that’s why I locked him in the stocks for pride month last year. 🙏🙏🙏 I’ll post more memes and stuff later, right now I’m in my hater arc. If you act a fool on this post, you’re getting blocked. You can come defend him if y’all want though, but you got stiff competition with ME, his number one hater.

[waterlilyvioletfog]

10 CDramas I Enjoyed Enough To Recommend!

1. Nirvana in Fire (2015) — 5/5 ⭐️ 54 Episodes. This is genuinely as good as its reputation. It is a political palace drama and it is insanely compelling. My mom agrees that this is good. You can watch it on YouTube, but I recommend watching on Viki (which you can sign up with for free) bc cdramas on YT can have weird issues with audio + I’m pretty sure the versions available on YT are heavily edited to cut out Zhang Zhehan.

2. The Untamed (2019) — 4/5 ⭐️ 50 Episodes 🏳️‍🌈 Owns me. Censored BL low-xianxia setting. None of my family believe me about how good it is because they keep seeing out of context episodes and scenes. The Untamed is something you have to just sit through. It is a boiling frog situation. Beats out #3 despite being of lower quality (look. Those special effects…) because this is my best friend my silly rabbit my blorbo my love. My stinky cheese, even. Netflix, YouTube, and Viki.

3. A Journey to Love (2023) — 4.5/5 ⭐️ 40 Episodes. A mixture of court drama, wuxia adventure, and romance. So so so many dramas WANT to be this show, to balance court politics and wuxia shenanigans and epic romance but, frankly, only AJTL manages to perfectly balance all of its genres, plots, and characters. I cried watching the end. I watched this on YouTube, but it’s also on iQIYI.

4. Love Between Fairy And Devil (2022) — 4/5 ⭐️ 36 Episodes. Xianxia romance. Despite outward appearances of trite banality and overdone tropes, this show is gorgeous, insanely compelling, and will sit with you. My mom calls this “the fairy show :D”. Suffers in pacing towards the end, but sticks the landing. Netflix, Viki, iQIYI.

5. Word of Honor (2021) — 4/5 ⭐️ 36 Episodes 🏳️‍🌈 Wuxia adventure censored BL. Lead actor Zhang Zhehan is… a bit of a touchy subject, but I still consider this one of the best cdramas I’ve watched and I do still recommend it. Like LBFAD, pacing suffers in last quarter, but sticks the landing. Netflix, YouTube, Viki.

6. Lost You Forever S1 (2023) — 4/5 ⭐️ 39 Episodes. Xianxia reverse harem romance. Now that description may not sound compelling. But. Idk how to tell you this but I’m insane about this drama. Is it ~good~? I honestly can’t say. I’m insane about it. S2 is probably gonna be a flop and kill my love for it but for now? We’re riding high, baby!! YouTube, Viki, probably iQIYI.

7. The Rise of Phoenixes (2018) — 4/5 ⭐️ 70 Episodes. Court drama/romance. Actually you know what I DON’T recommend this. But like I DO need people to watch it so I have people to talk to about it with 🥺 Watching this is an exercise in masochism. It is gorgeous. It is insanely compelling. Watch like. The first 50 episodes because pretty much the rest of it is just [muffled screams]. Apparently it’s coming soon to Viki which is good bc it’s not on Netflix anymore 🙃

8. Couple of Mirrors (2021) — 3.5/5 ⭐️ 12 Episodes 🏳️‍🌈 1930s Shanghai censored GL romance. Hardly the highest quality, but it’s really fun, and you know what. Does a thing have to be good, historically coherent, and have two full seasons? Is it not enough for a show to be about lesbians??? Who are wanted for murders they may or may not have committed??? YouTube and Viki.

9. New Life Begins (2022) — 3.5/5 ⭐️ 40 Episodes. Fluffy court romance. Is this actually good idek I haven’t re-watched at all. What it is is a solid, serviceable, fluffy little het court romance with Feminism 101 undergirding it all. I liked it perfectly fine. There are many kinds of women and they should all be happy and free to pursue their passions!! Women who are friends!! And you know what? So true, cute little cdrama. So true. YouTube, Viki, iQIYI.

10. The Starry Love (2023) — 3/5 ⭐️ 40 Episodes. Xianxia romance. For the most part, a lighthearted comedic romance drama. It’s cute. It’s fun. It is sometimes comically low-quality, but it’s mostly charming and I like the visuals in general. The main pairing, while fun, doesn’t interest me as much as the secondary pairing or the friendship/sisterhood aspects of it. YMMV with this one. Viki and YouTube.

Honorable mention— The Blood of Youth (2022) Probably better overall than at least a few of these entries, but I’m just still so sad abt my favorite character dying :( Could be gayer.

[cissyenthusiast010155]

Someone posted this on Insta ( can’t remember 😭) but this is so me 😭😂

Oh my, that’s too perfect 🤣🤭💞!! I couldn’t resist not imagening and then writing this… HAPPY PRIDE BTW 🏳️‍🌈

‘I love MILFS’ shirt… Drabble ~Gwen’s characters xFem!Reader

Gwendoline Christie’s characters reactions to Fem!Reader wearing the “I ♥️ MILFS” shirt… I did Larissa, Lucifer, Miranda, & Brienne for this one 😉

Mommy…Master List

Requests & Prompt-List

Warnings: NSFW, kissing, implied smut

Enjoy (;

Larissa Weems

It’s finally a peaceful Saturday, for just you and Larissa, your mini Larissa had been graciously taken by Marilyn for the day.

You wake up before the blonde, allowing her to sleep in.

You impromptu decide to make her breakfast in bed.

And you giddily snag the shirt from your closet as a little ✨extra✨ surprise…

But your plan falls flat, as Larissa heard you rustling in the closet.

She walks into the kitchen, nearly scaring you half to death.

“Well this is a nice surprise, darling…” Larissa husks in her early morning voice.

You haven’t turned around for her to see your shirt yet…

You finally dramatically sigh and turn around.

“Well I was planning to give you breakfast in bed…” you dramatically huffed.

But Larissa doesn’t respond.

Her eyes are glued to your shirt.

“Something the matter, baby?” You say with a smirk.

Larissa chuckled and rolls her eyes at your antics, then walking over to you, without a single word, and she scoops you up.

“I think I will indeed be having breakfast in bed…” she husks in your ear.

Her lips connect to yours passionately, and you hum with delight into the kiss.

She carries you to her bedroom, where the two of you spend your whole day off.

Lucifer Morningstar

You had found the shirt on one of your trips to earth.

It had made you smirk, and you were curious as to what Luci would have to say about it…

So naturally, you took it back with you.

You entered Luci’s great throne room, wearing the shirt.

“Hey Luci, I’m back…” you hummed towards the blonde, who was standing by the window, dazing out into their domain.

The Lightbringer doesn’t look back when they recognize your presence with a hum.

“I brought something back this time…” you probe the blonde fallen angels curiosity.

At this, the Lightbringer turned their gaze toward you, and their brows furrow.

“And what is that…? It doesn’t suit you very well, does it, little one…”

“It’s a shirt.” You smugly say.

Luci rolls their eyes playfully at your humor.

“No I mean, what is a milf…?” They clarify.

She’d fallen right into your trap…

“It’s you!” You chirped, your eyes glimmering coyly.

“Hmmm ok…” Luci stared at you with furrowed eyebrows, contemplating whether to open this can of worms.

They decided not to.

“I will see you at dinner, little one?” She redirected.

“Yep.” You chirped yet again.

You were being far too chipper for Lucifer’s taste…

At that, you left.

And Mazikeen soon entered the throne room, stifling a giggle.

“And what, pray you, is so humorous?” The Lightbringer sneered.

“Nothing master. Only Y/N’s shirt…” Mazikeen mumbled.

At this, Luci’s senses pricked up and their head swiveled to the demon.

“What about the shirt?!” They demanded.

“I just never imagined that you’d allow her to wear something like that…” Mazikeen spoke.

Now Lucifer was really confused.

“Something like what??!”

“MILF… Master, do you know what that stands for…?”

“No…” they grumbled.

“Ohhhh…” Mazikeen whimpered.

“It stands for Mother I’d Love to Fuck…”

Luci’s eyes widened, their jaw dropping.

Oh, you were so fucked…

Miranda Hilmarson

You’d put on the shirt at night as you prepared for bed.

As you grabbed your nightly tea, Miranda walked into the kitchen.

Once her eyes set on your shirt, She immediately looked away and blushed furiously.

“Like what you see…?” You teased, taking a sip of your hot tea.

Miranda gulped and finally looked up, meeting your gaze.

“I’m not a milf…” she insecurely whispered.

Your heart cracked at her tone of insecurity…

You set your tea down and made your way over to the blonde, opening you arms to her.

She gladly accepted, immediately nuzzling into your frame.

Once you’d hugged her for a good solid five minutes, you pulled your face out to meet hers.

“Well I’d love to fuck you anyday…” you purred.

At your words, Miranda blushed even more, a small tear escaping her eyes.

“Thanks, babe…” she whispered with a cracked voice.

“And you certainly will be a MILF once I fuck my cum so deep into you, we defy the laws of the universe, and your belly starts to swell with my baby…”

At this, Miranda’s jaw dropped.

“Would you like that…?” You teased the stunned blonde.

All Miranda could do was nod, vigorously, her eyes lighting up at the possibility…

Brienne of Tarth

Brienne had immediately noticed your shirt when the party had set off at daybreak.

It was a long journey ahead, and it was itching her to ask you what your shirt meant.

“Y/N…” Brienne spoke in her gentler tone.

“Hmmm, yes my lady…?”

Brienne always caught a slight blush when you of all people called her my lady…

“I was wondering, what does that word on your chest mean?”

“Oh, OhHhhH…” you chocked out, almost embarrassed to have to explain this to the woman you’d been crushing on ever since you’d crossed paths with her.

“Are you alright, Y/N…?” Brienne asked, her tone laced with immediate concern.

“Yes yes! I’m fine, thank you.” You took a deep breath.

“It means Mother I’d Like to Fuck…” you basically whispered.

It took Brienne a second, but one was she got it, she got it.

Brienne mouthed a knowing Ohhhhhh as her eyes widened.

Your smiled lightly and then quickly looked away again.

God, were you hopelessly in love with the innocent, blonde haired woman…

~~~

Lucifer Morningstar Masterlist

Miranda Hilmarson Masterlist

Larissa Weems Masterlist

Brienne of Tarth Masterlist ~Coming Soon (:

[chvoswxtch]

court my luv. i’m trying to think of something, anything but all i can think that my goddess Dinah is looking at me with those beautiful brown eyes and my mind is just blank…(also i am the most non-creative person in the world)

so yeah, i’m just saying ✨Dinah Madani✨ and leaving the rest to you, darlin 💘💘

you had me at dinah

I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it, and know it was a struggle to not make this thirty pages 🙃

happy pride my love!!! 🏳️‍🌈 🖤

warning: dinah madani's fine ass, swearing, mentions of alcohol, allusions to spiciness word count: 1k

stood up.

The hallways of the Homeland Security headquarters were silent as you walked through them. It was late on a Thursday, already half past nine, and almost everyone had gone home hours ago except for the security guards at the front desk in the lobby. Everyone except your girlfriend, Dinah. 

It was the third time this month that she’d stood you up for your dinner plans. You knew when you first met her how dedicated she was to her job, and while you admired her passion and tenacity, it also frustrated the hell out of you sometimes, especially when you’d spent over an hour getting ready. You hadn’t shaved for nothing. But, instead of starting a fight over it, you decided to compromise. 

As you walked down the hallway from the elevators, you caught a clear view of a familiar head of dark brown curls. Dinah was hunched over her desk, her perfectly shaped dark brows pinched in pure concentration. She was so focused she didn’t even hear you approach. Standing in the doorway of her office, you took a moment just to take her in. She’d abandoned her blazer over the back of her chair most likely hours ago, leaving her in a sleeveless black blouse with a v-cut neckline, giving you a tantalizing view of her gorgeous skin, the gold pendant necklace she always wore dangling around her neck. It often annoyed you how effortlessly good she always looked.

Deciding to finally announce your presence, you lightly knocked on her open door, and Dinah’s head shot right up. Her laser focus melted into pure surprise, but there were a few hints of confusion etched onto her features.

“Hey, what are you doing here?”

“You missed dinner.”

Shooting you a puzzled look, her attention shifted to her phone lingering on her desk, and as she reached for it, Dinah clicked the side button and the screen lit up showcasing the time. She muttered a ‘shit’ under her breath, also noticing a few mixed calls and texts from you. Glancing up at you with guilt shining in her espresso tinted eyes, her face fell in pure remorse.

“Baby, I’m sorry-”

“Can you put those away?”

Dinah’s dark brows furrowed slightly in perplexity as she slightly tilted her head to the side. You motioned towards the grisly crime scene photos spread across her desk with your index finger before reaching into the tote bag you were carrying to pull out a large bag of takeout you’d brought.

“Murder kind of ruins my appetite.”

Dinah’s expression shifted to one of barely concealed bewilderment when you set the takeout bag down on the edge of her desk. Her eyes shifted between the large brown paper bag and your face, staring at you silently for a moment before a faint playful smile stretched over her lips. Leaning back in her chair, she looked up at you and lifted one of her perfectly arched brows.

“I stood you up, and you brought me dinner?”

There was a hint of amusement in her alluring voice, but also an undertone of lingering guilt. Shaking your head, you pulled out a bottle of red wine and two glasses, setting them next to the takeout bag before reaching into the tote again to retrieve a candle.

“Can’t stand me up if I’m bringing the date to you. Murder, away.”

Dinah let out a genuine laugh when you made a shooing motion with your hand towards the crime scene photos on her desk. Shifting them into a single pile, she collected them and slipped them into a file, tucking it into a drawer on the left side of her desk. She gazed up at you adoringly as you turned her desk into a makeshift dinner table, taking the food dishes out of the bag and spreading them out, uncorking the wine bottle to pour each of you a generous glass, and lighting the candle you’d brought and placed in the middle of her desk. 

She reached for your arm and pulled you down to sit sideways on her lap, wrapping her arms around your waist while she leaned in to press a soft kiss to your neck, whispering into your ear.

“You’re too good to me, you know that?”

Tilting your head to the side a little to grant her more access to your sensitive skin, a faint smirk curled at the edge of your mouth.

“Oh don’t think I’m not making you earn your forgiveness later.”

You could feel Dinah grinning against your skin, nuzzling her nose along the underside of your jaw, one of her hands inching up your thigh towards the hem of your skirt.

“Why don’t you let me earn it now? I’m in the mood for dessert.”

Reaching down, you grabbed her wrist and halted her hand’s path, turning to look at her with an arched brow.

“Because dinner was at seven, and it’s now nine-thirty. You have about twenty minutes before I become a complete nightmare.”

Dinah let out a loud laugh at that, faintly shaking her head as she reached for one of the wine glasses and handed it to you.

“Alright baby girl, let’s get you fed. I’ll spread you out on my desk after.”

You nearly choked on your wine as your eyes widened, struggling to swallow before laughing.

“Dinah!”

“What?”

“No.”

“What do you mean ‘no’?”

“Di, your office is see-through.”

Dinah glanced between you and the glass windows of her office, taking a large sip of her wine before casually shrugging her shoulders and looking at you again.

“So?”

“Di-”

“No one’s here.”

“There are security guards-”

“In the lobby, downstairs.”

“And if someone decides to show up to get some late night work done?”

You gestured towards the elevators at the opposite end of the hallway that Dinah’s office had a straight and clear view of. She stared through the windows of her office towards the elevators, pursing her lips with a faint shrug of her shoulders.

“Then they’ll find out how much I love my girlfriend’s pussy.”

tags: @cheshirecat484 @viennangel @ameliaswife

[spooksforsammy]

Welcome to my page!! My names is Amy

Important things to know:

🫧 I am African and Native American and minor

🎧I was diagnosed with a speech delay at a young age and started speaking extremely late. I had a lisp and multiple problems pronouncing certain words and sounds. My language abilities change frequently but I still struggle deeply with expressing and understanding.

🕸️I have difficulties with social interactions. This includes engaging, initiating, and understanding the people I’m talking to. My interests are limited which means I don’t talk to or follow many people.

What you see here isn’t my full life. Don’t tell me how much I do and don’t struggle, I am a person on the internet you don’t know me

I respond to asks but please be patient! Promise will answer! If truly scared didn’t receive ask, feel free send another asking about it, won’t get mad and will probably help remember need to respond’

———> language + comprehension issues means struggle understand large text paragraphs or other complex things especially in short time period. Try understand little by little. Take while a lot energy make pose even if about own experience, longer respond. Patience please.

• terms like “special needs” “severe/profound autism” “high/low functioning” “impairment” and others are used and supported on this account. It’s only used for self/ people who like them, don’t be hateful because you don’t like those terms

Other information!!

🧩medically recognized lvl 2 ASD; closest get diagnosis + done by professional. Am not self diagnosed, my diagnosis would be lvl 2, read here(link)

🗣️I am semi verbal and have a moderate- severe speech impairment. I’m also a part time AAC user. My communication is off n ability n skills changes frequently.

🧠I have severe depression, anxiety, and PCOS. I suspect BPD, NPD and bipolar disorder but am not self diagnosing those

😆I don’t understand tone but tone tags also don’t help! I’m sorry if my tone is off, let me know your tone and give me some time.

💉I get sick frequently n document what symptoms/ problems that get. My account has a tw for sickness because of that. Be aware if things like that trigger you. All post like that are tagged accordingly.

•

Gender and identity

🏳️‍🌈I have multiple gender and sexuality identities. I’m grayromantic, pansexual, quoiromantic. I’m apagender and nonhuman. Don’t have other species though, just don’t feel human.

Pronouns it/ its or just use Amy!

I have an understanding on gender and different identities but low understanding on why; this makes struggle with other genders and pronouns. Tell me if get wrong but please understand even if try, might not get right. If just can’t use your pronouns will say so and ask for other options. Please understand this because of autism

Don’t have DNI!! I block freely. I don’t like fakeclaimers, I hate them with a passion. I don’t care the reason, what they did. Only way tell if faking is if they admit or professional evulate and say they don’t. You can’t decide that!

💬Anyone can interact! Just know am minor. If you uncomfortable with that or make me uncomfortable you will be blocked!

Tagging system

* all post here on out will be tagged based on the following

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🌀#personalamy: post about personal situations. These post might also have a tw on them

🌀#amy’spoetry: any poetry or related made by me

Updated as of April 27 2024

[misslavenderlady]

i was wondering if maybe you could write a lesbian!reader being like besties w the boys and just getting up to random shit

Little Sister 🏳️‍🌈

The Lost Boys & Female!Reader (She/Her Pronouns)

Summary: Being the best friend to the one and only Lost Boys means that the fun never ends. Tonight is no exception, and something special might happen!

Thank you anon for the request! I appreciate your patience and I hope you enjoy this!

You adored your friends more than anything in the world. The Lost Boys treated you like one of their own since the day you met them. They were affectionate, fun, and took you on plenty of adventures. It was just an instant connection with the vampire boys. It was almost like having four brothers to look after you.  

While you weren’t a vampire yet, you were having plenty of good times as an honorary Lost Girl until you were ready to take the leap of faith as a creature of the night. Between going to bars, riding all the rides on the boardwalk, and causing some trouble on the streets of Santa Carla, there was never a dull moment.  

Tonight was no exception. After a good few weeks of begging David to get a tv set up in the cave, the leader of the gang finally gave in to your request. To make you extra happy, he even decided to take you and the others to their Sire’s video store in order to start building a collection of videotapes to enjoy for future movie nights. 

“You’re lucky I’m the most charitable one of the gang, hun,” David teased as you browsed through the selections.  

“Does that mean you’ll also throw in my own special chair too? I’m tired of using that busted-up couch all the time,” you asked.  

David opened his mouth to protest, no doubt to fight the idea of spoiling his little sister. To his annoyance, Paul and Marko jumped in too, jutting out their lips in pouts and widening their eyes to make them appear as sweet and innocent as possible.  

“Pweeeeeease, David?” Paul pleaded. 

“Let’s get a whole living room set! Pretty please!!” Marko added on to the begging.  

David remembered how once upon a time he was concerned about the terror twins overwhelming you. Little did he know that you would work a little too well with them, leading to the name changing to “the terror triplets”. It was a good thing he loved all of you so much.  

“Let’s get our movies first and then we’ll talk about re-decorating,” Dwayne chimed in, saving David from your mischievous behavior. You shot him a smile as he reached out a hand to ruffle up your hair.  

The five of you continued your adventure through the store. You had to hand it to Max. Even for a total dork who was a shitty excuse for a father figure, he had great taste in the stuff he sold. Figures that after being around for so long, he’d easily figure out what kind of stuff people would want to buy.  

Your eyes wandered to the horror section. The idea of picking a monster movie to watch with your vampire brothers was quite amusing. What made it more ironic was that the tape that caught your eye first was a vampire movie. The Vampire Lovers from 1970. ‘Taste the deadly passion of the blood nymphs,’ the tagline enticed you. It really intrigued you.  

“Ooh! I highly recommend that one! It’s one of my favorites!” a feminine voice spoke up behind you. Curious, you turned around to see who was there.  

You didn’t know what you were expecting, but you were delightfully surprised to see an absolutely stunning woman standing across the aisle from you. She had bouncy curls, glowing skin, and the most dazzling brown eyes you had ever seen. Looking at her reminded you of the warm, fuzzy feelings you got whenever you watched the sunset across the ocean.  

Not wanting to stand there and gawk like an idiot, you pushed yourself to find some proper words.  

“O-Oh!! What’s it about?” you asked. The title of the film should have been an obvious clue, but your brain was malfunctioning around this pretty lady. Thankfully, she wasn’t put off by your question. In fact, her smile widened.  

“Well, I can’t spoil it, but there are beautiful women getting up to spooky stuff. So there’s plenty to enjoy.” 

You felt a warm sensation flood through your cheeks. She was such a pretty lady, and you were charmed by her with every moment you spent with her. It made you eager to talk more with her. Get to know her a little better and compare the monster movies you adored most.  

It was such a pleasant conversation that had you completely focused that you hadn’t even noticed the boys sneak up behind you.  

“Yo! Maria! Ya tryin’ to steal our baby sister?” Marko said playfully. He and Paul threw an arm around your shoulders, sandwiching you in between them.  

God, you couldn’t believe their terrible timing. The two of you were hitting it off and now they were going to start embarrassing you in front of the cute girl. If you hadn’t learned her name from his comment, you would have slugged the curly-haired vamp.  

“I dunno, Maria, you can do better than her. She snores so loud it wakes the dead!” Paul snickered.  

You were not going to put up with their nonsense anymore. With an exasperated groan, you called out for the others to come to your rescue and get the two dorks off of you. Maria giggled in amusement as David and Dwayne came to drag them off back to the action movie section.  

“I am so sorry about them. I swear, I can’t take them anywhere.” 

“Aww it’s all good,” Maria assured you. “If you really want, we can talk a bit more about movies some other time. Maybe....over dinner sometime?” 

It was a miracle your jaw didn’t drop to the ground. Your heart was racing in your chest, the excitement of going on a date with Maria making your blood rush. You had to remember to keep it cool as you agreed to such a nice idea.  

The two of you traded numbers, briefly discussing when you could call and make more plans for whenever you would meet up. You even promised to give the vampire movie a watch so that you could talk about your favorite parts with her. That certainly made her excited. With a wave of her fingers and a bat of her eyelashes, Maria bid you farewell.  

So, there you were. Standing in the horror movie section of the video store, holding the phone number of a gorgeous lady who wanted to go out with you. You could practically hear the Halleluiah chorus going off in your head.  

“Ooooh, someone’s got a girlfriend~”  

In an instant, you snapped out of your rose-tinted haze. Your four boys had returned to pester you, all of them wearing the sneakiest grins you had ever seen.  

“Aww, you’re not gonna forget about us, are ya?” Dwayne cooed, nudging you gently. The boys all burst into a fit of giggles while your face flushed a deep shade of red in embarrassment. 

“Oh, shut up,” you said. “Don’t be jealous because I get pretty girls and you don’t.” 

While they all howled at how feisty you were, you would pay them no mind. It was all good fun, and you were just so excited for whenever you got to see Maria again. You were truly going to enjoy being with her.  

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[prvttystvr]

House of Ashes headcanons🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Jason Kolchek: bisexual, he/him

there’s no way this guy is hetero. The way he smiles at Salim, the way he looks at him. Even if you chose the “bad options” it seems like they’re flirting (we can also see Jason’s choking kink eheh). I like to think that he has a lot of internalized homophobia, probably because of his childhood. I also like to think he signed up in the military just to see muscular men and women✨✨

Salim Othman: bisexual or pansexual, he/him

same as Jason, he can’t be hetero when he’s with the marine. He probably doesn’t have internalized homophobia, but didn’t realized easily he was queer (probably because ofhis family). My indecision between bisexual and pansexual comes by a fanfic I read where Salim said he didn’t care about the gender of who he loved. Besides that, his son accept him and just wants to see his dad happy <3

Rachel King: bisexual, she/her

House of Bisexuals. Jokes apart, I love to see how she immediately began to take to heart Clarice. I both ship her with Clarice and with Eric+Nick (when the love triangle becomes a polyamorous relationship>>>). In both cases, I can see the passion she puts in all her relationships, which are different compared to the ones with Jason, Joey or Merwin. Also mommy vibes

Nick Kay: questioning, he/him

my man didn’t know he would eventually fell in love with both a cute blondie and a badass blondie. As I said, I really love to see Eric, Rachel and Nick as a polyamorous relationship, but with some other things. Rachel is totally ok with this and with her sexual orientation, but Eric and Nick needs to understand a lot of things. Eric is ok with his sexual orientation, but it would take a little while to understand that he’s polyamorous. Beside, Nick is ok with the fact that he’s polyamorous, but still needs to understand his sexuality

Eric King: bisexual, he/him

my man has more mommy issues than water in his body. Probably his friends understood he’s bisexual before himself, and when he understood it he was scared. Rachel always supported him and wanted him to be ok. After a while, he accepted he was bisexual, but was still a little scared to talk about it to the others

Clarice Stokes: lesbian, she/her

you can’t tell me otherwise, I refuse to hear she doesn’t like girls. You can say she is bi, pan, omni and so on, but you can’t say she is hetero. I read somewhere that at the start she flirted with Jason, but I didn’t see it (maybe because I’m dumb)

Merwin: hetero, he/him

I like to think he acts like a homophobe and makes a lot of jokes about the gays, but when he discovers a friend of his is queer, he’s going to protect them with all himself. Still a misogynist, but maybe not a homophobe

Joey: gay, he/him

he didn’t come out to anybody except for Merwin. This is way he makes a lot of jokes about the two being together and doing things. Maybe someone understands it, but doesn’t say a word. He’s too scared to come out

Dar Basri: hetero, he/him

he’s homophobic, I just know that

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sorry for my English :’)

I did the edits, fell free to use them!

[in-sufficientdata]

honestly though if you haven't been shitposting in facebook groups in the last couple of years you haven't been living

shitposting groups I'm a member of:

I love the combination of rage and wrong. Wrage, if you will.

Please show to Jim ! ! HA ! ! HA ! !

Hi, I'm science and I didn't say that

Transgender Shitposting

Musical Instruments in Predicaments

are the monogamous ok?

Sounds Midwestern But Ope! Okey dokey.

🏳️‍🌈Have you encountered a man? You may be entitled to compensation🏳️‍⚧️

science diagrams & infographics that look like shitposts

The Potentially Inappropriate Memebrary for Historians and Literaries

Sounds like a HIPAA violation, but ok

Linguistics Shitposting ['ʃɪt̚.,pʰʌ̈̈ʊ̈̈.stɪ̃̃ŋ]

We Pretend It's Bronze Age Internet

Cursed Memes for Cursed People

Resurrect John Brown and give him a Battlemech

conservatives threatening us with a good time once again

I can’t post this on my page so I’m sending it to you

Being American is very embarrassing, tbh

Fuck (and I cannot stress this enough) Ohio

Those are just a bunch of letters in a trench coat pretending to be words

Mental Illness Shitposting 💩

Woke Culture Ass Wagons

it order out you put want any turns in just you can words

star trek for feeeemales

graphic design is my passion

That's it, I'm font shaming.

Forgive Me For Plumposting

People Incorrectly Correcting Other People

I wish the power of christ would compel you to shut the fuck up

sounds like you've never watched Star Trek but okay

It gives citations for its claim or else it gets the hose again

Star Trek Shitposting

Saw this and thought I’d share without bothering to fact check

Explain this to me, as I'm over 30 and therefore obviously a dinosaur

We get it, you dont know what asexuality is and you’re mad about it

Dinosaurs Against Christians Who Are Against Dinosaurs

gallery of blursed images

Warnings and disclaimers that were clearly the result of a lawsuit

unintentional non-internet alt-lit

[babygirlwolverine]

DR. SEXY!!! ✨️🎉 I'm thrilled for you and I always knew you could do it! I'm kinda jealous of all the cute doggies and kitties and nice exotic species (yes, I know this because I always care about what you post heh) that will get to be treated by you! You're going to do great out there, hon, because you have your heart in the right place and lots of passion for what you do. Oh, and happy pride! 🌈🩷

JO!!!!! Actually and legit crying and blushing and ducking my face into my pillow because I can’t stop giggling and smiling over you calling me Dr. Sexy!!!! 🥹🫶🏻🤭 thank you thank you thank you from the bottom of my heart for saying you’re thrilled for me and knew that I could do it!! that literally means more than i can ever say that you’ve been out here believing in me for so long!! omgggg don’t be jealous heheh! I promise to take pictures (when consented by clients) and tell you all about all the amazing doggies and kitties I will get to work with! also the fact you know and remember that i wanna work with exotic species because you care about the silly lil things i post is so freaking cute i swear I am legit tearing up and I wanna pick you up and spin you in a circle and hug you!! that honestly fills my heart to bursting, like to know i have friends like you who genuinely care and know me is just so special and so gratifying and it makes me feel so seen and heard and cared for, so truly, thank you forever and always!!

I start working on July 17th and I’m literally so excited about it I literally cannot cope with the excitement!! At this specific hospital i will be starting at for my first job, i will just be working with dogs and cats! But once I’ve gained some experience with those species first, my goal is to find a clinic where I can find a mentor who will train me with tearing exotics species and that’s my ultimate goal to learn to work with companion animals and exotic pets hehe!!

that literally means more to me that i can ever express in words that you think I’m going to do well at this job!! I’ve never been so happy to finally be able to advocate and care for both healthy and sick an animals and to further protect nurture the human-animal bond!

I literally want to give you my entire heart and soul!! thank you for legit the cutest sweetest most adorable ask ever!! ily ily ilysm!!! happy pride, my love!! sending you all the roses 🌹🌹🌹🏳️‍🌈🌈💖

[haha-shit]

Literally love things like this because I can reboot them and get free content(jk I just like stuff like these).

📷- my two best friends and I curled up in a blanket when it was about to snow

🍫-very hard call but I’m going to go with cheese (literally crying at the thought of having to choose)

✨- my family calls me A’s, my boys lacrosse team nicknamed me five feet of fury, another lacrosse team called me otter pop, and another one called me squeaky toy (I had undiagnosed asthma)

🎵-into your arms by Witt Lowry and Ava Max

✏️- surprisingly not, I’ve planned several stories but I’ve only ever wound up consistently writing about my own ocs.

😏-yup

💛- I have both my ears pierced and I’m planning on piercing my septum and maybe getting a tongue piercing after college

🐰- I’ve said it so many times but how they treat waitstaff/ customer service OR how they act when driving, serious road rage is a huge nope for me

🍪- probably a peanut butter cookie with m&ms rolled in maple sugar before it’s baked (yes it’s super specific but I like them)

🐶- gosh this is hard, I adore cats so I’m gonna say cats but I’ve always wanted a husky/malamute/Great Dane/Saint Bernard/ wolf hound because big dogs are so nice. Still a cat person though

🎧- Headphones

🌼- we are both so down bad

🙃- Doritos tacos locos has lasted longer than the confederacy

🦉- night owl (I’m writing this at 11:45)

🧸- my bed, usually right after I go eat breakfast

🏳️‍🌈- I’m pomosexual (but I usually just say I’m bi) and I go by any pronouns because if you’re referring to me I do not care just be nice

🦋- smart dumb artist?

👖- SWEAT PANTS 1000000%

🥤- if it’s busy a dragon fruit refesher, if it’s not busy a Carmel crunch frappe

🧡- chartreuse, why are you green? Why are you ugly? Why are you so hard to make in paintings?

💎- The necklace my grandmother gave me during thanksgiving about a year before she passed, it makes me feel so much more connected to her and it kinda helped me cope when I was really struggling

☕️- Tea because there’s so many different kinds and if you try to get between me and the mint tea when I’m sick you’re a fool

🦖- NOW THIS IS A MATCHUP either the giant land sloth or that one weird rodent thingy that looks cool

🌙- I honestly don’t remember but I think maybe a year and a half?

🌴- my knife, I can make, cook, or kill anything with it and it’s overall really useful

🐸- a mix of athlesiure and maximalist femme

🔮- as far as realism goes aerospace or aeronautical engineering, as far as fun probably geologist or archeologist

💙- single and trying to figure out if the guy I actually feel (idk if sage is the right word but I’ll go with that) is single

🌿- as far as how I hot i feel in it jean shorts with my black shape wear tank top tucked in and a ( totally not stolen from my dad) dusty orange silk shirt, as far as in general my tiered mushroom skirt with my bright yellow sweater and black boots and plenty of jewelry

🎤- so many but everywhere everything by Noah Kahan is the first that comes to mind

🤎- dirty blonde that sun bleached in the summer and I dip dyed the ends dark purple

💌- so much it’s not funny

💄- if I’m going out I’m almost always wearing at least eyeliner and mascara but the other 99% of the time no

🌸- “you’re so pretty when you’re talking about something you’re passionate about, it’s really cute” I was rambling about different types of motors I’ve learned about and I just- aaaaaah (I never saw him again and that makes me sad but he was so nice)

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[lostwithoutyouherewriter]

The Princess and Pauline: A Short Romance

Happy pride month, everyone! 🏳️‍🌈

I hope you enjoy this remixed one-shot of one of my favorite ships, Princess Peach and Mayor Pauline. 😊💞

Pauline felt like she was on top of the world.

The wooden plaque on her desk looked awfully nice, proclaiming that this scrappy young girl from the inner city was now a powerful councilwoman. And when she stepped in front of the mirror, she had to admit that her pantsuit looked very fine indeed. The bold fuchsia color made a statement, letting everyone and their plumber know that Pauline had ambition to spare, and she was bound to intimidate a few men while wearing these sharp, blue heels.

Her new office even came with a view. Granted, all she could see was another skyscraper under renovation, complete with builders shouting at one another and hoisting barrels up the side, but it was definitely a step up from a secretary's cubicle.

It was hard to fathom how things could get any better... unless, that is, she ran for the only position above her: the office of mayor.

Pauline leaned away from the mirror, closing her makeup palette and giving her voluminous red hair a swift brushing. “Now where did that idea come from?” she asked herself, an amused smile flickering at the corner of her lips. “Mayor of New Donk City, eh? You’re really getting ahead of yourself, girl.”

There was a knock at the door. She stood upright, taking a moment to examine her reflection and straighten her shoulder pads. “Yes?”

The door opened partway and a young man leaned into her office, chewing his gum in a cavalier manner. He certainly was a handsome specimen—wavy brown hair, chiseled chin, and a choice bod decked out in a three piece suit. She had forgotten how charming her boyfriend Kevin could be when he put in the effort, and Mr. Keene was pulling out all the stops today.

“Hey there, beautiful,” said Kevin, letting his eyes drift up and down her figure. “Just thought you should know the ambassador’s on her way up. A legit queen, by the looks of her.”

Pauline's mood soured almost instantly. “She’s a princess, Kevin,” she said, turning back to her reflection and buttoning up her suit jacket. “Try to get it right, would ya? We don’t need to screw up our relations with the other kingdoms just because you failed to do your homework.”

“Please, you think I got a seat on the council without putting in the effort?” he asked, flashing that irresistible smile her way. Playing fair was never his style, and Pauline knew it. She knew the man very well indeed.

“I think you dazzle everyone with your looks and win them over with your charm,” she said, not even trying to hide the snark in her tone. “As to whether or not you actually read the memos, I seriously doubt it.”

“Whatever works, right? You don’t seem to mind the way I look.”

The councilwoman glanced at her peer, unable to suppress a smile as she thought back on their night of passion. They had just received word of their promotions, and it seemed like a good time to celebrate. And boy, did they celebrate. Once they had popped the champagne, they made quick work of one another’s clothing, stripping naked and making sweet love on her new desk.

She had only just finished putting everything back in order when Kevin decided to interrupt her morning routine.

Pauline stood there for a moment, undressing Mr. Keene with her mind’s eye. She idly wondered if he was wearing another pair of those sexy, leopard print speedos underneath. “I never said it was a bad thing,” she confessed, “but let’s not forget who ran the errands and worked her tail off to get this promotion, shall we?”

Kevin snapped his fingers. “That’s right. Before I forget, the mayor wants somebody to give the ambassador... Excuse me, princess... a tour of city hall this afternoon. I told him I’d toss the ball in your court. You’re free, right?”

Pauline groaned, loudly. “Kevin, you know I’m swamped with permits to review. They’re breaking ground on the new power plant next week, remember?”

“Come on, babe, I wouldn’t ask if you weren’t the perfect woman for the job. You said it yourself—I’m no good with foreign dignitaries, and you know how cranky the mayor gets around women in power.”

“Yes, I’m well aware,” she said, the look on her face speaking to her long and storied history with that cantankerous ape.

“Besides, you’ve been on that power plant project for weeks now,” said Kevin. “I’m sure you’ve got all your ducks in a row, all ready to hunt. You’re always on top of that stuff.”

“Yes, I have to be. I’m a woman, after all. I can’t just jump to the top with the rest of the boys.” She took a deep breath, closing her eyes and repeating her mantras. “Fine. I’ll be out in a minute, but you owe me big, ya hear?”

“No problem. I can do big,” he said with a wink, stepping away from the door.

“Oh, and Kevin?” She waited for him to lean back in. “Don’t go around calling me ‘beautiful’ or ‘babe’ in city hall. As fellow council members, we need to treat one another with respect. Capeesh?”

“You got it, ma’am. We still on for dinner tonight?”

Such arrogance, but it did make her smile. “I’ll be sure to wear something nice.”

“And something exciting underneath, I hope.”

“Get out of my office, you cad.”

She may have found him amusing, but the councilwoman could not deny how good it felt to say it. This was her office, her little piece of the kingdom, so to speak, and even if she had to pick up the slack and cater to the whims of a spoiled princess, Pauline still felt a shiver of satisfaction every time she laid claim to the power she had earned.

With one final look in the mirror, she knew in her heart of hearts that she couldn’t stop now. First, she would stop dyeing her hair red to impress the men in her life. She would be a natural brunette with a natural talent for leadership. And the next time they told her to jump, she would defy their expectations and smash through the blocks in her way.

“Mayor Pauline,” she declared, and somehow, saying it aloud gave the dream substance. “It does have a nice ring to it.”

Guided by her ambitions, she left her office behind and marched out into the wider kingdom. Business meetings and matters of state swirled about her, punctuated by the endless chatter of landline phones and the buzzing rhythm of fax machines. But no matter how preoccupied the inhabitants of city hall appeared to be, they were never too busy to spare a moment for a rising star like Pauline.

True, she had become something of a legend in these halls of white and gold—the first woman to ever be appointed to city council, and under someone like Kong, no less. There was a great deal of respect evident in the faces around her, but perhaps it also had something to do with the way she looked at them in return. Rather than holding her eyes aloft, ignoring the secretaries and mailroom clerks like so many of her peers, Pauline repaid their admiration with a winning smile and a nod of recognition. These were her people, after all, and she would never forget how she had once toiled away as one of them, all in the name of New Donk City.

With several strides down the paneled halls, she soon found herself standing in a grand foyer. A beam of summer sun poured down from the skylight, giving a lustrous shine to the brass elevators and the flattened globe on the atrium floor. There were already Security Toads posted on either side of the elevator, serious as can be in their black suits and shades. In spite of their small stature, Pauline had no doubt these little guys would stop at nothing to protect their dear princess. All the more reason to pull herself together. She nodded to the guards, reassuring them that there would be no international incidents on her watch.

The councilwoman stepped forward with purpose, planting her feet next to the globe and straightening the corners of her suit jacket. She breathed in, calmly watching the fancy arrow rise above the elevator. She was ready to make an impression.

When the elevator chimed and the brass doors parted, however, Pauline Verducci knew that any impression she hoped to make would only be eclipsed by the beautiful woman standing before her.

A stunning white dress drifted downward, and the councilwoman found herself falling through curvaceous clouds of fabric and ruffles. Her gaze finally landed in a brilliant field of candy red, the color sweeping around the hem for eternity. Pauline couldn’t resist the urge to climb through the clouds once more, admiring full hips and a trim waist, feeling her mouth grow dry at the sight of the royal bosom. She almost forgot to climb higher when she saw the woman's cleavage, two half moons of perfect skin rising from the top of a white bodice. It was a good thing she remembered herself, however. Looking back on this moment, she would not have missed the view above for anything in the world.

At first, it was difficult to make out the facial features of this lovely woman, seeing as the bronzed surface of her tiara had so perfectly captured the summer sun. Pauline could only hold her breath, waiting for the light to dissipate, waiting to see beyond this castle in the sky. And when the princess stepped forward, she finally gasped.

Wow. Kevin didn’t say you were gorgeous.

Even as the thought crossed her mind, she knew the term gorgeous didn’t even begin to describe the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, not in the slightest. How could a mere word describe this sensational beauty, whose strawberry blonde hair tumbled over her shoulders in a sweet, whimsical way? And that face. Damn, that face was doing a number on Pauline’s emotions. Those baby blue eyes made everything seem new. The soft pink hue in her cheeks left a feeling of a summer in the air, and those lips, those cherry red lips smiling so innocently in her direction... I would give anything to kiss those lips right now.

“Stop it,” she mumbled to herself, doing her best to hide such strange desires. “What are you even thinking? You like men. You have a boyfriend, and just because a beautiful princess happens to walk into your life for one day—Holy tanooki, she’s coming this way.”

Pauline snapped out of it, stepping forward and extending her hand as any good ambassador should. “Welcome to our fair city, Princess Toadstool. I hope you are enjoying your visit.”

Offering a delicate curtsy that would melt a heart of steel, the princess offered her right hand to Pauline in greeting. “Very much so, Miss...?”

It was obvious from the angle of her hand that a certain gesture was expected of the councilwoman, and it was only now that Pauline realized the princess was not wearing any fancy gloves. Her smooth fingers were exposed to the sunlight, inviting a response so wonderful that Pauline could hardly believe her luck.

While it seemed unusual to approach another woman in this manner, she ultimately decided that this was neither the time nor the place to question another’s customs. Pauline could only hope that she did not appear too eager as she grasped the royal hand, gently and ever so slowly pressing her lips to the royal fingers.

“Pauline Verducci, your highness. On behalf of the New Donk City Council, it would be my honor to show you city hall and anything your heart desires.”

As the princess did not immediately lower her hand, Pauline could not hold back from kissing it once more. A tiny spark traveled through her as she did so. For some reason, she imagined sharing this energy with the princess, who raised her eyes to Pauline and smiled warmly as she accepted this promise of something wonderful, something that would only grow with time.

“You are too kind, Miss Pauline. I am at your disposal. Please, lead the way.”

With a final curtsy to her host, the princess revealed candy red heels underneath her dress, along with a marvelous view of her perfect ankles. Pauline was not sure if the revelation meant anything, but it did nothing to dispel this feeling that fluttered inside her chest, trembling at the prospect of new life. There was no escape from the feeling as she led the princess and her entourage through the halls of white and gold. With every word that passed between them and every introduction to the history of her beloved city, Pauline found herself falling under the spell of this delightful woman.

She could not explain it. She didn’t want to explain it. She just never wanted it to end.

As Pauline guided her guest to the top floor, carefully steering the group away from the mayor's office, she felt a sudden urge to share something beautiful in return.

“Princess, you must be tired of people leading you around the city. Would you like to take a break? I know the perfect spot, and it comes with a great view.”

The princess glanced at the councilwoman, and for the first time, Pauline could see a hint of exhaustion on the woman’s face. Now that she thought about it, those were some seriously high heels she had seen under the woman's skirt. The poor thing must be wiped out, putting on a show of elegance for everyone around her. It made Pauline feel somewhat special that the princess would appear vulnerable to someone like her.

“That would be lovely,” said Princess Toadstool. “Where did you have in mind?”

“It’s right this way. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.”

While they waited on her entourage and the guards to take position, Pauline turned her attention to a red door nearby, completely unadorned save for a small keypad. She went to work on punching in the code, moving her fingers up twice, down twice, and a couple of times to either side. Once she entered the last two digits, the door swung open automatically, revealing a paradise on the other side.

“Oh my stars,” said the princess, gazing in awe at the tropical scenery all around them. Pauline loved the look of wonder on the woman’s face, her blue eyes exploring every detail of this lush greenhouse. Although she seemed timid at first, the princess soon felt at home in this astonishing landscape that was somehow contained at the top of a skyscraper. Without a moment’s hesitation, she leaned over the tropical flowers along their path. She took in the sweet fragrance of an orchid, and Pauline simply stood by her side, marveling at the beauty of Princess Toadstool.

When she found her gaze drifting recklessly down the woman’s bodice, Pauline coughed gently and turned on her heels. “Ah, can I get you anything, princess? Coffee? Tea?” Me?

Of course, she caught herself before saying that last part aloud. What was she even thinking? What would the princess think? Such a ridiculous notion!

Princess Toadstool turned her attention away from the orchid and smiled. “You mean, there are refreshments in this wonderful place, as well?”

“Of course. Mayor Kong had this greenhouse built so he would feel more at home, but it can also serve as a decent party room in a pinch. The kitchenette is top of the line. I was thinking about making a cup of cappuccino, myself.”

“Oh dear,” said the princess, her cheeks turning bright pink. “I honestly don’t know. A cappuccino does sound delicious. Would you mind making one for both of us?”

“It would be my pleasure, your highness,” said Pauline, placing her hand gently on the princess’s arm and guiding her into the room. “Besides, I promised you a magnificent view. We might as well relax and enjoy it.”

Even as she spoke, the room gradually opened up before them, revealing a glass window that stretched from floor to ceiling. Tropical trees framed this majestic panorama, a vision of New Donk City in the waning light of day. The skyline was positively breathtaking from the top floor, a silver city rising in the sun, banners and billboards and neon lights telling stories of great success and even greater passions.

“Sweet mushrooms,” said Princess Toadstool. “It’s... it’s...”

“I know,” said Pauline. “There’s something magical about the place.”

“Truly. I’ve never seen anything like it, Pauline. I can see why you’re so devoted. The city must hold a special place in your heart.”

The councilwoman felt a blush rising in her cheeks. She stepped forward, hoping the princess had not seen, but when she stood before the window and stared out at the city she loved, she knew it would be impossible to hide.

“There’s just something about it,” she said, placing her hand on the glass. “The city means a lot of different things to a lot of different people. Some find it stressful, a rat race of sorts, but they miss out on the magic. Some businessmen just see a bunch of dollar signs, as if there could ever be a strong, lasting industry without caring for the people. You know what I see?”

Pauline turned from the glass and smiled at her guest, completely unaware that she was glowing in the light of this glorious skyline. “I see a place where anything can happen, where the great and small may stand on a star and blaze a trail of their own desire. I see a place that gave me a chance to be something more, and now, I want to help make this place more beautiful than anyone ever dreamed possible.”

Silence hung in the air, and the women stared at one another for what felt like an eternity. Pauline suddenly felt embarrassed. She didn’t mean to babble on, revealing her heart and all its inner workings to someone she had only just met. She hadn’t even told Kevin her true feelings about New Donk City, afraid that her peer and lover may no longer see her as a serious politician. So why on earth did she feel the need to lay her cards on the table now?

Before she could apologize for that sappy speech, Pauline found herself stepping aside to let the princess join her in front of the window. Princess Toadstool reached out, touching the glass just like Pauline, resting her palm on the handprint left behind.

She looked out at the skyline for a moment, and then she looked back at Pauline with a warm smile, filled with such wonderful promise.

“I think I see it now,” said the princess in all sincerity, “and it is magical, because I got to see it through your eyes.”

There was something else hanging in the air now, a force that tugged at Pauline, drawing her closer to this woman, and her inner voice wasn't helping. Go on. Kiss the girl.

“Princess?” The scratchy voice of a Security Toad surprised them, dissolving any sense of this newfound energy. They looked down to find the little guy holding a giant brick of a phone, with an antenna nearly as tall as he was. “We just got word. Negotiations are breaking down in the Sand Kingdom. I’m afraid you’re needed in another castle.”

A great sigh escaped from the young woman, and Pauline immediately recognized the weight of responsibility that must be hanging over someone in her position. Princess Toadstool reached out and touched the councilwoman on the arm. “I do apologize. I was hoping it could wait for a few days, and you’ve been such a lovely host.”

“Please, no need to explain. Believe me, I know what it’s like to be interrupted. We have a job to do, and there’s no way around it.”

“Yes, that is true, although I do wish...” The princess trailed off. There was something else, something important she wanted to say. Pauline could see it in her eyes. “I do hope we will meet again, Pauline Verducci. Perhaps then we can have a nice talk over a cappuccino.”

Again, there was the urge to be closer to her, to tell this woman how she felt. It would be so nice to schedule a meeting now, and if the meeting suddenly turned into a night on the town, so be it. Pauline vetoed the idea before it could flourish. Honestly, this was their first meeting, and she needed some time to grapple with all of these new feelings.

Pauline shook her head. “No worries, princess. Drop by anytime.”

Her heart did a somersault as the woman took her hand. “Please. Call me Peach.”

As Pauline watched this beautiful woman walk out of her life, perhaps forever, she still found it within herself to smile. Peach. It was sweet, somewhat whimsical, and yet it suited her guest perfectly. She had always been a dreamer, aiming for the highest position and devoting herself to the Metro Kingdom way, but now this one girl, this lovely Peach, had given her a new dream to while away the hours.

When the last Security Toad had filed out of the room, shutting the red door behind the entourage, Pauline stood before the window, gazing at the horizon and the setting sun. “Come back soon,” she whispered, but in her heart of hearts, she knew the truth.

She would not see the princess again for many, many years.

Pauline turned back to the window, preparing herself for matters of state. She would not walk out of this room like some lovesick teenager. She would face the world as a councilwoman, blazing her own trail to the top.

A final look at the skyline would do the trick. The view always made her feel powerful, and then she would turn on her heels with ambition as her guiding star.

And perhaps the next time a princess walked into her life, she would truly be on top. She would be the mayor of New Donk City.

Until we meet again... Peach.

You can read more of Pauline and Peach's ongoing romance in the AO3 series Super Lesbian Odyssey, which features a remixed version of this story.

**Warning: Series contains explicit sexual content

[wethotmess]

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Pub’s Policy

Welcome to Ruby’s Steamy Pub, a place where where you can find a variety steamy (NSFT) contents that suit your needs and wants! Down here are a few ground rules of the pub. Please read carefully and respect them. Violators will be blocked!

1. Because of the nature of the establishment, 🔞 NO MINOR (under 18 yo) IS ALLOWED.🔞 NO EXCEPTION. Any interacting account with no age specified or age under the limit will be BLOCKED.

2. Along with the rule above, NO PEDOPHILE OR PEDOPHILIC CONTENT IS ALLOWED. Any implication (in posts, reblogs, or interactions) that give Pub’s Owner the impression that you are or in support of pedophile and pedophilic content will be BLOCKED. This includes occasionally Pub’s Owner would vet your blog and any past post on your place that violates this rule would also count against you.

3. This also means the Pub WILL NOT post any content related to character/person under 18 🔞. If at anytime a post made public falls under such condition, this is because Pub’s Owner is unaware that the character is under 18. Anyone who catch this PLEASE notify Pub’s Owner immediately for post to be taken down.

4. This is a 🏳️‍🌈 genders/sexual orientations/relationship preferences-open space.🏳️‍🌈 Meaning ALL gender identities (male, female, non-binary, fluid, trans, etc.), ALL sexual orientation (gay, lesbian, bi, pan, ace, etc.), and ALL romantic preferences (aro, demiro, poly, etc.) are welcome here. And occasionally posts in the Pub WILL reflect this. THERE WILL BE POSTS THAT DON’T FIT THE HETERONORMATIVE VIEW. So NO HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, QUEER-PHOBIC PEOPLE ALLOWED.

5. On the topic of hate, NO RACIST and MISOGYNIST ALLOWED. NO COMMENTS/POSTS THAT PROMOTE HATEFUL ATTITUDE. You will be BLOCKED.

6. Pub's Owner will occasionally interact with comments and posts and questions about content, but otherwise WILL NOT respond to direct interaction and questions related to Pub’s Owner preferences and info outside of the info that is already provided in Pub’s Owner Info. Pub’s Owner WILL NOT participate in roleplay, private chat, or other activity of similar nature. I’m just here to run the Pub.

The ground rules here are finalized and WILL NOT be changed or provide an exception of. But the policy is subjected to be amended at anytime for new additional rules.

Pub’s Owner Info

Hello, you can call me Pub’s Owner (or PO for short), along with pronoun they/them.

I will not provide any name or gender indication. (No, Ruby is not my name, even though this is called Ruby’s Steamy Pub. The word Ruby in here is for the gem ruby, which represents love/lust/passion)

Age: 21 yo

Sexual orientation/relationship orientation: Bi Demiromantic

This is all the info Pub’s Owner will provide about themselves. Will not answer any question asking for more, see Rule 6 of Pub’s Policy.

Pub’s Menu

This pub focuses specifically on 🔞NSFT content🔞, including original writings and arts from Pub’s Owner (though this is rare because PO don’t have a lot of time), and reblogs of writings, arts, occasionally photographs, gifs, videos from other places (most of the time).

Though once in a while there will be some SFT content, if I like it enough.

The trends you observed in posts are entirely PO’s preference. Even though PO might support a wider variety of topics and content, I only post what I take a liking to.

1. Majority of posts will focus on female sex & female body, lots of straight content

2. Occasional 🏳️‍🌈 queer content 🏳️‍🌈 (I said occasional but honestly probably more frequent than I would expect)

3. Some h3nt4i/p0rnographic content, with clear depiction of sexual acts and body parts. AGAIN, 🔞very NSFT🔞

4. BEWARE, majority of posts have some type of kink

KINK LIST (might be growing) (each of these is a tag on my post for easy filtering):

teratophilia/exophilia/monsterfucking

monster non-con/dub-con (purely fictional, I’m disgusted with actual human non-con)

somnophilia

rough play

trapped (not bondage, I said what I said, trapped, like, in a mess of slime, or spider web, or a jungle of tentacles)

BDSM

[hearticho]

Hi there!

The LGBT community has used the word queer for themselves for a very long time. We’ve always used queer and it’s always been ours. I want to push back on the idea that it’s automatically a dirty word just bc cishet people hate us and want to twist the word up. Cishets should have zero say in what our community does. (And I think we’re probs on the same page about that.)

I will 100% definitely show respect and try to correct myself if an individual doesn’t want to be called queer or gay or their name assigned at birth or certain pronouns or what have you. I wouldn’t try to ignore someone’s personal wishes.

In addition... I guess I’m just puzzled about why— in all the LGBT spaces that I’ve been in or been a part of— the young people on tumblr (typically early twenties and younger) are the only ones who are extremely vocal about not using the word queer for the queer community. I wonder about the origens and specificity of it all.

I admire the passion and the demand for justice behind the “say no to queer” campaign. But I’ve learned things outside of tumblr and away from my super like-minded peers. I’ve questioned the impact of queer and other words like it on my own time.

But tbh I don’t care all that much if strangers on the Internet don’t agree with me and there’s division on this. Maybe everyone in the entire world will agree that queer should never be used again to refer to the community by next Monday. It’s ok if I find out I was wrong all along.

There’s bigger fish to fry than arguing about the ever-changing vocabulary in our community! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I still hope you have a wonderful Pride Month! It’s a v fun and lovely time of the year! 🏳️‍🌈❤️

Every time I see a queer person on tumblr tell other queer people not to use queer as a term to refer to the queer community “because it’s a slur!!! #q slur”, that person is almost always 20 years old or under and barely knows any queer people IRL (if any).

I’m only 22 and I’m already tired. Pls do your own research on queer history and go outside!!! Meet queer people who aren’t just 18 or 19!!! Tumblr should not be your only source for queer and trans information and community.