#but I just can't stop thinking about how nureyev is such a gay loser that his sherlock-holmes-level-detective girlfriend just assumes
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imagine getting framed by a car and your girlfriend, the detective on the case, doesn't believe you
#I'm still not over the christmas episode#I know my ruby seven mutual (hi <3) is still freaking out about the ruby content#but I just can't stop thinking about how nureyev is such a gay loser that his sherlock-holmes-level-detective girlfriend just assumes#he did the theft and not only assumes it but lies to everyone else about the answer because he's like 'aww babe that's so sweet'#and meanwhile nureyev is just like 'I didn't??? I didn't steal it?????' and the ruby whistles inconspicuously#the penumbra podcast#toby speaks
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