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snackugaki · 2 years

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okay ✨FIRST✨of all, Leonardo of Clan Hamato, I’ll show you why my name is Karai🌶️🌶️🌶️

snacku tmnt au brainrot: pt.1 | pt.2 | pt.3 | pt.4 | pt.5

... not judging what tags you guys use if you reblog but I cannot stress enough that this is all my personal tmnt au bullshit and not from Rise, of Rise, by Rise affiliated or otherwise

#tmnt au #tmnt au comic #every time I struggle #every time I have to fight #I did NOT learn from 2010s internet because I simply cannot do it JUST for the lulz #I'm still in the Just Get It Out Of Your Head And Onto Something phase #Too many years of DBZ syndicated on TV has given me the oddest Hide Your Power Level complex #in which I know I can do better #but I don't wanna because Frieza's gonna roll up on me and I don't wanna deal with his bitch ass #I still wanna slap Jace in the face #Actually all of Ginyu Force can get my 5 3/4" hands (palm to fingertip)#except Recoome #I can't be mad at that Carrot Top x Sideshow Bob looking motherfucker #did this comic come from my agonizing misfortune #of consistently being zeroed in on by the worst Last Samurai wannabes #in my martial arts classes?#the survey groans exasperatedly and says yes #their cringe was irredeemable #my dude just practice your katas and leave me the fuck alone #I'm just trying to be like Chun Li and live in peace as a carefree cute girl #whose legs can snap someone's spine in quarters #street fighter deep cuts #...man you can really tell I watched Naruto religiously with this huh #And all the other action shounen anime from the late 90s early 00s #guilty ur honor #ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA #how the fuck does Karai's sheath work #lol idk #finished not perfect

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