#but I don't judge a book by it's cover!
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Loopholes
I saw the tags in @changeling-fae 's reblog, so...
"I swear" does not necessarily mean he put it in the contract. He might have, but we don't know. He gives us his word, not a magically bound contract for this. Though I personally think he will not break his word, considering that Korilla says he's always fair and honest, it still is something to be aware of.
"never use the crown..." doesn't mean he can't use his innate powers against mortals. Or his army. Or send other lackeys, like Korilla or Yurgir, against mortals. Or use ordinary weapons against mortals. It only refers to the crown's power specifically. And against puny mortals he hardly even needs the crown to snap them out of existence.
"to dominate a mortal" doesn't mean he can't use the crown to kill, maim, torture, teleport, displace, tickle, explode, humiliate, and-so-on a mortal, or conquer the material plane. Dominate is a very narrow, singular action to exclude.
In short, he literally only gives us his word, that he won't use one of his weapons to do one specific thing with mortals. He can still use the rest of his arsenal, to do whatever else he wishes.
It's such an obviously flimsy promise full of loopholes, I was very disappointed, that Tav wasn't able to point it out to him at least with an insight check.
And considering that he states during his post-credit scene, that he'll "come knocking at your door", I'd say he was very deliberate with his wording here, and doesn't intend to spare the material plane. But we'll probably never know for sure. He could just mean to take us out for dinner, after all. Right? RIGHT?
#raphael#bg3#baldur's gate 3#loophole#contract#crown of karsus#I still sign the contract because I trust him because up until that point he has done nothing but help us#there is literally no reason to hate or not trust him beside “he's a devil”#which IS a reason I guess#but I don't judge a book by it's cover!#bg3 raphael#raphael the cambion#rds
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there's no fucking way she's straight like absolutely no way.
#there's no proof of this i just know she can't be#anytime i see a straight nichelle take im like ''no.''#there's something about her that screams not straight like i can't see it and refuse to even try to see it#i'll accept anything except straight for her idk bro you gotta just vibe to get what i'm saying#''don't judge a book by its cover'' ok but LOOK AT HER. that's not the face of someone straight#(maybe idk i think im right idgaf)#((it's a fixed hc of mine for her to be Not Straight. like her sexuality can be anything else BUT straight)#wont delete actually im living in my damn truth. this is not the look of a straight girl idgaf
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Uh-oh! You are like, SOOO awkward!!
You're so awkward that it is occasionally mildly uncomfortable for people!
You're so awkward that sometimes people are confused by you and then there are awkward silences!
You're so awkward ...... that ultimately no one is harmed!!
Oh damn!!! What a vile crime you have committed! What an unforgivable thing it is to make a fellow human briefly confused!
Why, if *I* were ever briefly confused and kind of uncomfortable as a result, I'd be devastated.... by the absolute net zero change in my happiness and health! - From which I might never recover!! Yes indeed! No punishment can ever be enough for you!!
So you better absolutely hate yourself for it.
Better be SO MEAN to yourself about every single missed social cue so you don't forget your horrible crime! Meaner than you'd ever dream of being to someone else for the same thing! This is YOUR responsibility!
You need to show the world that you KNOW you are bad by punishing yourself constantly! After all, think of all the people who BENEFIT from you punishing yourself! - No, really! Think about it! Think about who benefits from your pain.
Think of alllllll the definitely-good people that your definitely-necessary self-torment definitely helps! I mean, you can't just cut off their definitely-life-sustaining supply of your suffering, right?? Sure, everyone else has a breaking point, but you're probably the only person in human history who doesn't, right? Best not to question it probably. Sure, it's a symptom that billions of people with trauma have had, but who knows? You could be a one-in-seven-billion exception. Anything's possible!
Instead, better just accept that idea that bullies carry like guns in holsters - the idea that people who have trouble with social cues deserve to suffer. Better carry on the burden they placed on you until you drop. Aid the cause of the callous by enforcing shame and suffering upon yourself extra hard; try your best to do their work for them. They're very busy.
Better not recognize that you need patience and kindness to heal from your trauma. Better not find out that it was trauma rather than personal weakness filling your head with self-hating thoughts. Better not find out it wasn't your fault.
Better not find out that awkwardness is not inherently harmful or unkind, and, in fact, the people who act like it is *are the ones enacting harm and being cruel.*
Better not get righteously angry when you realize just how much unnecessary damage this has done to you. After all, if you get mad, you might realize you deserve better. You might even feel brave enough to DEMAND better! You might build boundaries that keep you safe! You might make other people think they deserve to feel safe too! And we obviously can't be having that, so...
Better not show yourself even a little kindness a little bit at a time.
Better not make a habit out of it after all that practice.
Better not get confident.
Especially if you can't first wipe out every trace of awkward. (And you probably never will. Because people who experience absolute social certainty at all times tend to be insufferable assholes that enforce the status quo. And you just don't have the stock portfolio for that.)
Better not be confident and awkward because then you might confuse and delight people
- you might accidentally end up making other people feel less shame for their social difficulties
- you might make isolated, traumatized, and shy people feel like they deserve to be included in social situations
- you might even make them feel they can be themselves around you
- you might start loving the effect you have on a room
- you might enjoy conversations more
- you might forgive yourself and bounce back from shame more easily and frequently
- you might come to enjoy some of those moments of harmless confusion you cause because NOBODY expects the Confident Awkward, and that can genuinely be an advantage in social situations
- you might stop apologizing so much.
- you might find that socializing is like a video game: it requires practice but also a safe space for it to be fun and positive.
Or if you can't become assertive and confident, better not remain awkward and shy and quiet, and then love and forgive yourself anyway!
Why, it would be carnage!!
In either scenario, you run the risk of finding out that it's not your fault that safe spaces full of kind people can be really hard to find, create, and nurture. You could end up building a skillset that helps you do those things if you're not careful!
If you start giving yourself even the tiniest amount of grace at a time, you will find that you've accessed a gateway drug with extreme long-term side effects:
- You might realize that it was never your fault that it took so long to like yourself.
- You might realize that you were always worth talking to, even when you didn't like yourself and communication felt impossibly difficult.
- You might realize that you'll still be worth talking to even if communication becomes harder as you age and/or experience disability.
- You might come to know that you deserve to be heard even on bad days when words come slow and blurry.
You might discover that you were always deserving of kindness, first and foremost from yourself.
So. As you can see, it's FAR too much of a risk to start granting your awkward self free pardons for your many heinous and harmless crimes. Better to just leave it there.
#social skills#i have a few posts now in my ' social skills' tag#original#maybe eventually I will compile them and polish them in some meaningful way. I know what I want to call the book title#in big text it'll say 'I'M AUTISTIC' and then beneath that in smaller text 'And I Have Better Social Skills Than You'#or something to that effect. and the cover of the book will be me making an exaggerated smug face like the little rascal I am#challenging the viewer to pick up the book and see if they can prove me wrong.#and then the entire first section of the book is about how actually the issue with our society's social skills is the harsh judgment#for people who have trouble communicating and not the other way around. I don't actually think I'm the#most charismatic person in the world by a very long shot. but i do know that I have put more thought into my social skills than#most allistic people and frankly i have surpassed most of them. not because i am more persuasive or smooth or funny#(tho i am persuasive and funny lol) but bc i have questioned which social functions are more restriction than utility.#and instead i have focused my energy on actively learning how to make people feel safe. i feel social rules would benefit all people by#being a little more autistic tyvm. i don't think every person should dedicate themselves to being better at communicating#i think people should dedicate themselves to being kind and patient to everyone regardless of their ability to communicate#I think our society wrongly links communication ability to intelligence and intelligence to level of humanity.#when in fact all three of those things are fucking unrelated and connecting them inevitably leads to#really fucked up views on disabled people that hurt us. and then with that aspect of the book firmly understood and established I would#go on to recommend some ways to make socializing easier and more fulfilling (and less shameful and terrifying) for all kinds of people#it wouldn't be a book about Leaning In To Succeed in Business or 'here's how to avoid being the awkward loner at a party'#it'd be a book about how if you see someone alone at a party here's how to invite them to join your group without pressuring them#stuff like 'hot tip! if someone takes a while to type or speak a full sentence - talking over them b4 they can finish makes u an asshole!'#I know that a lot of people cannot or don't want to dump a lot of skill points into socializing like i did and they shouldn't have to in#order to experience basic dignity and respect. if we treat people like that then we just validate that people - especially#autistic children and elders and disabled people of manu varieties - have to suffer unless they learn all these arbitrary bullshit rules#and a lot of them are arbitrary bullshit! one of the reasons I throw people off so much is because I harmlessly break a lot of social rules#but I know I'm doing it and I'm not ashamed and people just don't know what to do with that! but a lot of them like it actually!!#i think it's a relief to be around someone so openly and unrelentingly weird bc what am I gonna do? judge you for being weird??#I only care if you're kind. not necessarily 'nice' or passive. Kind. Brave enough to care about people being treated well. Kind.#also I recognize that at least some of my ability to be openly weird is white privilege so that's important to acknowledge too
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My Hot Take is that moralizing on how people choose their next book is very silly.
If you have to get mad at anyone, get mad at publishing companies that market books by emphasizing only one aspect of the books (ex. plot, atmosphere, representation, themes, tropes) and ignoring all other aspects that potential readers might enjoy.
When you get mad at people who choose books cause the plot sounds intriguing, or they want to see themselves represented in a character, or cause it has particular tropes they'd like new takes on... it makes you sound like people who say that genre fiction is inherently inferior to "real" books. You sound goofy!
#my stuff#personally! I don't choose books based on the plot 90% of the time#my eyes start glazing over reading plot summaries or even most back-cover blurbs#I wanna know about the book's themes and how it might make me feel#but I think most people care about the plot of a book before they start reading and that's more than understandable!#frankly I can't even judge people who pick books by their cover because I also do that! some books have really fun covers!#they're designed to make you wanna read them!
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Can we all agree that Boltons would dress like this?
Like, their outfits are always on a thin line between swag and tacky, and I love it.
#asoiaf#house bolton#such a bolton thing#i too would wear that#don't judge a book by its cover but sorry if my cover is golden and sparkly and perfect that's just marketing gurll
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I just want to make clear something
Vampire Books I'm Interested In
literally anything platonic, ZERO ROMANCE. The zero is very important. Not low. Not a little. Not background. Zero. None. Nada. 전혀 없어야데.
if it must be romantic, at least it shouldn't take itself seriously or be Dramatic and Thematic or have the romance NOT be between the vampire and human. The vampire should be their weird friend who sometimes bites whipped cream cans or honey bottles as a nervous tic
Blood, Gore, Violence, Viscera, Alllll the Guts and mess
if there must be an age gap, consider how funny it would be if the human was older than the vampire
"i am not a vampire. Vampires cannot be Christian. The fact that I hate sunlight, hate garlic, and that my hand is burning as I clutch the cross around my neck that is ONLY BY FASHION CHOICE covered by a turtleneck is NOT AN INDICATION OF ANYTHING!"
if there must be a sexy blood drinking scene, consider how funny sexy it would be if the vampire sips his blood from a wineglass like some tired, adhd, chaotic lawful detective trying to crack a hard case because obviously there is nothing sexier than that
"no. I'm not 'magic.' I'm actually a biological construction created for the purpose of carrying different bloodtypes in me to administer it in emergency cases during this space and matter war. The fact that I am a failed product does NOT negate the fact that I'm not magic. I am *science*" which is to say sci fi vampires
Honestly, just go back into the original lore of vampires and make them bloodthirsty but so calculating. After seeing what Frieren did with demons, we really are missing out on monsters who use the power of words to lure in prey
Vampire Books I'm NOT Interested In
"Bloodsucking is so sexy and intense and dangerous. You want to let me suck your blood so bad. Literally. Please. I will die without blood." Go get a blood transfusion and stop gaslighting women with your easily preventable life or death situations. No, I don't care if vampires are illegal citizens. Just rip out the government leaders' throats and establish a tyrrany where an adventure begins where peoole realize that revenge and violence only creates cyclical cruelty and -
"I will reform this vampire through the power of love and blood."
If it has a shirtless man cover and/or a couple cover, I am automatically suspicious of it
Yes that DOES mean Magiford falls under this. My point stands
However, I will read any and all of these if I'm feeling evil enough and need a victim to target
#lemon duck quacks#for the words!#by the way i want to also make VERY CLEAR this is NOT targeted at people who gave book recs in the vampire post tag#it was inspired by them but it's not targeted because i don't actually judge books by cover or romantic content#even though experience tells me I really REALLY should#also i doubt any of those recs were directed at me#anyway i drafted this but what made me want to post it was my beautiful daughter WHO SHOULD NOT PERPETUATE VAMP STEREOTYPES#i have 393 drafts guys. i am ill#i know most of those are reblogs but....help#lemon duck tales
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I would definitely be like Sigma here. "Wow, you are a genius, and you manipulate everyone you meet. But if you are a terrorist... why do you look so innocent🥺"
#Anyway I get stabbed and die because unlike this show wounds are fatal in real life /hj#bungou stray dogs#bsd#fyodor dostoevsky#sigma#Anyway don't judge a book by its cover or something idk
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Hrghggh I want this book but can only find the ugly cover version anywhere to buy, usually wouldn't be a problem if I was getting a better deal, but I just really dislike this one for some reason and can't find the good cover I know for a fact exists anywhere
#cover so bad i would judge it by it completely changes the genre/tone/vibe it gives off and i don't want that facing me#girl who hasn't read almost any of the like hundred books she's gotten in the last 3+ years: i should buy another book#impulse buying books is a disease and i'm terminal with it#because i hope one day maybe this will be the book to bring me out of the haze (probably won't be)#in 2022 i had one nice weekend where i tore through a book and wanted the sequel so bad and then one yr later when it was rekeased#i bought it right away but the stars were knocked out of alignment 😔#books
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Thinking back on it, I don't think hearing "Leggo my eggo" and my brain automatically thinking of "Leggo" as "LEGO" was quite normal
#bruh that and me with cats#''oh that book has a cat on the cover? i need it''#''that shirt has cat on it? want it''#''LEGO SET WITH CAT???????? YES PLEASE''#don't judge a book by its cover but the moment it has a cat on it y'know it's about to be fire (the cat was barely in it)#lego#eggo waffles#toasty's rants
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I love writing characters that communicate differently, because my verbal ability varies wildly from day to day and I like giving my characters parts of me.
Adya mimics and mimes. They repeat back the last word or sound they heard and gesture with their hands to communicate.
Ihzi can speak in full sentences but that exhausts her and makes her feel uncomfortable and unsafe, so she uses her own dialect, and just uses the single words to get her point across.
Sai communicates with sign language, or by her Esteem, Sana, taking over their body and speaking verbally.
Raza has so many accents and languages and dialects crammed into them that they struggle to sound like they're from one place and people often struggle to understand them when they get excited and talk fast.
Tola understands Eorzean but only speaks Drivanian, relying on Ysayle to translate what's necessary to the people around them.
Nergui has a very intense stutter, so often tries to shorten her sentences so she can get them out quicker, avoiding words with W or S sounds as they make it worse.
All of these characters have varying education and intelligence levels. Nergui is an Archon, Ihzi stopped getting any education at age 5, but none of that is related to their methods of communication.
Sometimes I get self conscious, as when I've written characters with alternate communication in the past, people have accused me of ableism and mockery, when I'm only trying to give voice to my own experiences.
If you have characters that communicate in unique ways, please let me know! In replies or reblogs, I'd love to hear about them!
#ffxiv#warrior of light#wol#ffxiv oc#final fantasy xiv#wol; bird calls and rage (adya erketu qerel)#wol; menphinas beloved (ihzi)#wol; i don't get to want (sai bakaro)#wol; icarus icarus why you so serious serious (raza vessa solnes)#wol; the smallest dragon (tola vidofnirdotter)#oc; don't judge a book by its cover (nergui orl)#npc; saint shiva but not quite (ysayle)
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#xanthous hayfield#the land of stories#a tale of sorcery#image submitted#no tags submitted#adoption poll#submitter requested i use this cover#if you have a book blorbo and you reeeally don't want me to use whatever movie version the image search gives me#i'd recommend doing what this person did and saying to usea book cover#but also i dunno which character on the cover is the one being judged#i assume the fandom will know
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I have! The writer (not the artist) of the comic also has a fanfic series on AO3 and it's so good 👀 also you are so right with the wriosige comparison LOL. I'm also reminded of people’s behaviour re: furina, esp wrt her relationship with neuvillette. Good god 💀
OH SHIT REAL? AND CHRISTMAS IS STILL IN SIX MONTHS?
It's bladefly but I'll check it out if I can for sure, the writing in the comic was great even if it's not ot4. Really I've read a bunch of bladewolf too. And kafblade. I like Blade. Was that obvious? Surely not.
Oh boy, Furina... Both her and Hu Tao suffer from an unfortunate case of being the literal boss of their respective guys, but because they're short women (bonus for having a flat chest as well), boom - the daughter beam hits without fail. As a short flat adult woman myself, it irks me a lot. The day fandom stops making assumptions about characters based on their appearance and then treating them as canon... It's still far off, isn't it?
#anon#ask#answer#wriosige has it the worst because sigewinne doesn't just look young but she has a child model#doesn't matter how much maturity there is in her behavior and speech#people see short model and think 'baby'#but hu tao and furina (hu tao especially) get treated like teenagers much like silver wolf and firefly#while furina is 500 years old#and hu tao while normal human aged literally owns a business#we say don't judge a book by its cover but we forget tumblr and twitter users don't read in the first place#hsr#genshin#anyways#that series - i assumed it was published somewhere niche since the pixiv comic didn't have any links#but it sure is just there on ao3#and the author is getting showered with praise on reddit#this is so promising#yes!! more stellaron hunters!!#especially blade and firefly for obvious reasons#my polycule! my polycule#update i'm reading it#oh my god it's so good#yes i'm on the clock but that's not relevant#anon thank you for bringing it to my attention that the fic was out there i'm overflowing with emotions#internet writer BladeFireflyShipper you have THE most amazing characterization
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maybe the reason i haven't read an emily henry book is bc the covers look like that
#canva covers.....#i guess i judge books by their covers more than i let on they do make quite an impression on me#a great cover will definitely tip me over into wanting to read it like i basically read piranesi bc i loved the cover#i also don't care for contemporary romance
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❝ don’t you dare talk to me like that. ❞ pretend im on my multi. from fenrir
andor sentence starters | @lunarcry
Retracting her hand, holding it to her chest, but...Not taking a step back. The fear and surprise that laced her face for the briefest of moments fades into her previous seriousness. Diantha even takes a step towards Fenrir - even if her arms are now stiff and unmoving - taking a deep breath and continuing.
"I'm sorry if I offended you in any way. But you have feelings too. Even if you don't want to talk about them...I saw how upset you were, and wanted to make sure you were okay. That's all." Her delivery is a little stiff, as is her whole body, but Diantha was nothing if not a genuine girl. It took ever ounce of strength in her to not cower away from all of Fenrir's hostility and bite, but she stood strong by choice. Not even in the sense that she liked Fenrir that much, but in the sense that...She knew hurt when she saw it. And they were working together, in the end, no longer true "enemies", so the hostility on Diantha's side had melted more into an...understanding worry. She's stupid for feeling that, she knows that. And she knew she would get such a reaction from such a hostile primal. But, even then...
"I just wanted you to know that I'm here if you needed somebody." That was all she could really offer her, but she was glad to do it.
#lunarcry#v: don't judge a book by its cover#( idk where this idea came from but nods nods#diantha serial hater of conflict getting a slightly strong moment (she will regret this)#but also fenrir needs friends.............but also she doesn't............but also diantha doesn't want to be her friend...........but also#standing person emoji#i feel like fenrir would hate being cared about and talked to like something was ever wrong#and diantha is like “same in a sense; but eh? it feels nice yeah?” and then fenrir eats her leg )
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asking for reasons, what is the worst book cover you've ever seen?
#and i mean the worst#books#covers#don't judge by etc yes but I'm sorry covers are hugely influential in getting me to buy a book#bookblr#will this tag successfully summon fellow book folks but tumblr the way booktok does to great terror on that other site?#...no i say mostly confidently but it would be funny if it did#*for reasons*
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