#but I caught yakuza 12 years ago and haven't had another pokemon lead my team since | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

stan-joe · 2 months ago

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If I were in the pokemon universe I would win every battle but not because I'd be an epic trainer or anything I would get one pokeball and catch one mightyena and then I would keep and train him as my pet and he would be my best buddy and I would love him so much and treat him so good and battle with him only for fun and play and the trick here is that the power of being a good boy is unstoppable when your dog loves you

#this is evidenced by ash's pikachu. OPest pokemon in the franchise and it's just because they're best friends.#i need to get my ds bro i miss my boy. he's so OP. i have every legendary in ORAS and my strongest pokemon is my good boy mightyena #his name is yakuza and his defence is STACKED and he avoids every attack because he loves me and i love him so goddamned much #i also have a poochyena with an everstone named mafia. they are my best boys.#i can't play any other pokemon games anymore because i would cry if i had to go through the game without my boy yakuza #mafia is a new addition i could handle that #but I caught yakuza 12 years ago and haven't had another pokemon lead my team since

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