#but I am still busy with work ... last long shift today if I'm lucky though ... for this coming week at least ~

[throughpatchesofviolet]

Still feeling a bit funky after yesterday, but I am apparently in my menace era. Best hope I don't get any ideas (i.e., come into your inbox or DMs with some idea that flusters you).

[phoenixhalliwell]

Well Helloooo Nurse

Pairings: Will Miller  X Gender Neutral Reader ( Nurse Lark but goes by the name of Birdie) 

Word count: 1887

Author's Note: Good Evening all, welcome to the Will Miller show. Please be gentle as it’s my first time writing for him. I also have no idea how the inside of an ER works, i’m just winging this whole thing lmao  I hope whoever stumbles on this enjoys it :) 

Hope you don’t mind the tags: @lilacyennefer​ @cinewhore​ @dignityneeded

Thanks to his idiotic brother, Will ends up in the ER. Benny in an attempt to make amends, tries to be his wingman. 

Throwing yourself down into your chair, you let out a small cry at the relief at finally being off your feet. To say it's been a long week is an understatement. Your back is in agony, your stomach won't stop growling  and there's a throbbing pain behind your eyes . The ER has finally quietened down after a disastrous morning and you're counting down the minutes until it's home time.  

'Is it just me or is time moving slower?'

You glance at the clock. Another 20 minutes  and you are free for the next two days to do absolutely nothing. Closing your eyes you smile at the thought of the large glass of wine, warm bath and take out that awaits you when you get home. Your happiness is short lived though when you hear your name being called out.

'Urghhh, just leave me alone'

"Birdie, my good friend. How are you? You are looking fiiinnneee today, is that a new pair of scrubs."

Opening your eyes, you glare at your friend Letti who is currently batting her eyes at you. You scoff. You  know for a fact you look like shit. Your hair looks like a bird's nest ( no pun intended) and you're pretty sure that your scrubs have seen better days.

"What do you want?" you narrow your eyes at her.

"You know how you're my absolute best friend and you love me so much? Could you find it in that golden heart of yours to stay on just a little longer and cover the end of my shift. It's only a couple extra hours. I wouldn't normally ask but Scott has managed to ship the kids off to his mum's tonight and it's been so long since we've had adult time, if you catch my drift. Please. Help me out here Birdie I am dying" She begs.

'Pfft least you're getting the option for adult time' you think to yourself.  You watch as she clasps her hands to her chest and starts to give you the sad puppy dog eyes .You can feel your resolve start to crumble. Groaning, you throw your head back in defeat.

"Fine, but you owe me one and you better believe I will collect" you sigh. Letti fist pumps the air before grabbing your face and giving you a quick kiss on the cheek.

"I fucking love you Birdie. I will name my next child in your honour"  she promises.

"Yeah like I haven't heard that before" you snort, wiping your cheek. Letti suddenly thrusts a clipboard into your hand before rushing  you through your next patient, eager to get home to her husband. You're not really listening to her, nodding along  every so often as you try to decipher the chicken scratches on the paper in front of you.  

' Did a child fill in this form?'  

You hear snippets of what she is saying: "Hotter than sin..... If I wasn't married...  wouldn't be able to walk straight"

You are finally able to pick out the important information:  

Exam Room 3 - William Miller, 40, laceration to left arm.

'Ok I can work with that'

Calling out your goodbyes to Letti  and telling her to have a good time, you make your way to exam room 3 to get started. Drawing back the curtain, you step into the room and  call out

'Mr Miller?'

"Yes?" two voices answer at the same time.  

" They are talking about me Dumbass, I'm the one that's currently bleeding no thanks to you. Please excuse my brother, he was dropped on his head a lot as a child"  your patient apologises to you. You let out a snort at the quip.  It's not until you get a proper look at his face that  your laughter is quickly cut off.

'Oh' is all you can think before your mind goes blank. Sitting in front of you is a man you can only describe as an Adonis.  Even though his face is twisted slightly in pain, you would gladly stare at him  for the rest of eternity. Beautiful  blue eyes, soft blond hair, a well groomed beard. Your mind  takes you to some bad places when you think about that beard.

'Hotter than sin indeed...."  

A choked out laugh causes you to tear gaze away from William and over to the other man in the room who waves at you looking far too amused.

'Oh god, he knows I was checking out his brother' You cringe internally.

"Hi I'm Benny in case you were interested" the other man jokes. He is also a fairly attractive man  -you can see some similarities between the two. However, Benny has nothing on his brother. You shyly nod your head in greeting before making your way to Will's bedside.

"Ok Mr Miller, I am Nurse Lark. From what I could make out from your form, it says that you have a laceration on your left arm. Is this correct?"  you ask the older Miller.

"Yes that's right. Sorry about the scrawl, Benny didn't make it past the 3rd grade."  Will  teases.

"Fuck you dickhead" Benny hisses back.

"Boys, settle down, this is an ER  not a playground " you interject. Both men mumble their apologise and you try not to laugh. Gently picking up Will's arm, you turn his arm left to right to get an idea of  the extent of his injury. He's lucky in the fact it's not too deep. Unfortunately it cuts directly through the tattoo on his lower arm. Potentially a future scar but that was out with your control. Raising your head, you notice how close you are to each other's faces. Will stares back at you and you lose yourself for a minute.

"For fuck sake, get a room" You hear Benny mutter behind you. You cough and busy yourself getting the equipment you need to start patching Will up.

"I'm sorry but this might hurt a little"  you warn him in advance.

" Don't worry about me, I'm tough as nails " He smiles reassuring you.

You nod before getting started. So focused on your work, you didn't notice Will admiring you from where he sat. He liked the way  your eyes never wavered from your task despite Benny blabbering on in the background. How your nimble fingers made quick work of his wound. He thought the way you stuck your tongue out slightly in concentration was the cutest thing.

Benny was quick to notice his brother's heart eyes and started snickering.

" You know what Will? Maybe if you're a good boy the nice nurse will kiss it better once they are done"

You glance up in time to see Will's face turn scarlet. 

'Just when I thought he couldn't get any cuter'

"That's it, Benny get out now!" Will  growled.

Benny sighs dramatically and sulks out the room but not without muttering "just trying to help you get laid dickhead". You glance back at Will who is now staring up at the ceiling, looking as though he wants the ground to open up and swallow him whole.

"It's days like these I really wish my parents had got me a puppy instead of a little brother"

"Well from what I've seen of him so far, the man is basically a gold retriever in human form" you joke back. The laugh he lets out catches you off guard.

'I  could get used to that sound.'

You had to stop yourself from sighing and scolded yourself for acting like a love sick fool instead of the professional you are.

The conversation came easy for you both after that.  You started by telling him your name before the both of you shared little tidbits about each other. Will seemed like an interesting man from what information he gave. He was funny and incredibly smart.

'He's perfect'  is all you could think. However, it didn't take long after Benny got asked to leave to finish patching the rest of Will's arm up.  

"Well Mr Miller, I guess that's you done. Please make sure to keep the area as clean as possible and have someone help you change your bandages"

You feel sad at the idea of him leaving. It is evident that he feels the same by the way he stalls collecting his things. He looks like he's debating with himself before he finally turns to you looking determined.

" Would you maybe like to go to dinner with me sometime? I know we haven't met under the best circumstances but I had a really great time talking with you. I'd end up hating myself if I didn't at least ask"

Your heart races at the question and you don't hesitate to tell him yes. His face lights up and you find yourself falling a little more for Will Miller. Grabbing a pen from your top pocket, you hastily write down your phone number and hand it to Will. You both wish each other goodnight before parting ways. You find yourself grinning and bite your lip to try and contain your glee.

" Guess  I will be naming my first child Letti"

 Outside the hospital

Benny leans against the wall (pouting like a child) and waits for his brother . He still can't believe he got thrown out of the room. It feels like forever and a day before Will finally makes his appearance with a smug grin on his face.

'He looks like the cat that got the cream'

' What's with the grin man? Did they give you the good shit for the pain or something?"

Will shakes his head before showing Benny the piece of paper in his hand. A set of digits.

"William, you sly dog" Benny laughs in delight before he slaps Will's arm. He's quick to realise his mistake when his brother grunts in pain clutching his bad arm. Benny panics and makes to touch him but is stopped in his tracks.

"Don't . Fucking . Touch me.  Just get in the fucking car. " Will hisses. He marches off to the car park, swearing under his breath.

'Well that victory was short lived' Benny thinks, following his brother.

Bonus Scene - Date night

'Is it just me or is time moving slower?'

You glance at the clock for what feels like the millionth time. Another 10 minutes before Will is suppose to arrive. It's been so long since you were last on a date and you can't remember being this nervous. You look down at your outfit and run a hand over it to make sure there wasn't any creases. Will had text earlier to let you know to dress casual for your evening out but wouldn't give you any more information. The sound of the doorbell interrupts your thoughts and you let out a nervous giggle.  Trying not to seem too eager, you give yourself a beat before  opening the door. You feel yourself go weak in the knees. Will is dressed to impress - A black leather jacket over a soft grey t-shirt with a nice pair of black jeans that does wonders for him. He lets out a soft laugh at the way you are blatantly eyeing him up before doing the same to you. He lets out a low whistle.

"Well hellooo nurse"

[notfckincool]

DIRTY GIRL

CHAPTER 7 - LUCKY FUCKING DAY

NEGAN X ANA (OC)

Originally a collection of short smutty stories, this has now morphed into a long running storyline. Strong sexual content.

Ana embarks on a casual, and obviously filthy affair with Negan, accidentally falling for the man, knowing he will never love her. Angst and kinkyfuckery.

WARNINGS: It's Negan so expect swearing, violence, sexual content throughout. I'll add specific chapter warnings as it progresses. 

CHAPTER 7 - LUCKY FUCKING DAY

Negan x Ana (OC)

It's been a while since they shagged, they both horny as fuck.

WARNINGS

f/f/m dirty talk, rough sex

Negan is a sweary muthafucka, that's a given

It''s a long one,hahaha. I enjoyed writing from his point of view and I got a bit carried away.

Negan stands, Lucille nestled on his shoulder, proudly surveying his jubilant saviors on their return home. 

The Sanctuary....His castle....The community HE built, from the shit storm of epic proportions, that left the remainder of the human race fighting for survival. Everyone here a cog in the well oiled machine, with a mission to save as many unfortunate souls as possible....And...bring some kind of fucking civilisation back to humanity.

The Saviors...These men and women, these fucking magnificent soldiers, were the key to its success, the last line of defence for HIS citizens. His own personal army, a force to be reckoned with. They were a bunch of quarrelling fuckwits and murdery fucking hoodlums before he took this place. He made them what they are today. He gave them structure, rules, purpose. He made them strong. Look at them now.

As trucks are unloaded the mood is jovial. Today had been another productive damn day. There would be celebrations this evening. Rightly so. Fuck it, he's in a great mood, everyone gets extra vegetables at dinner, they deserved it.

Heading inside the large canteen, they are rewarded with good food and bottles of liquor. He watches over his people, observes their hearty laughter, loud banter, and congratulatory patting of backs. His eyes scan the room.

He leans back against the wall as his eyes rest on Ana. She's sat at a long table with Simon, a few of the other higher ranking warriors, and....that girl she always seems to be hanging with these days. He lowers Lucille to rest casually by his side. She'd done well, he'd known she would, and, she'd finally even got Simon's approval. Simon was right. Fucking her, while on Savior business had been a mistake. While they were working EVERYONE needed to be focused. He didn't want to lose any one over some emotional shit, or by getting eaten on the job, so to speak. They'd had to cool it. Maybe they could get together when they both had free time, but with missions, meetings, and wives, it hadn't happened. A shame. It had been fun. 

Sighing heavily he watches her as she laughs a full belly laugh, her head thrown back. She looks really fucking happy. As rare as rocking horse shit these days. It makes him smile.....briefly. His eyes fixate on Simon's hand patting her thigh, resting a little too long for his liking. He shifts uneasily from the wall, his jaw clenching, hand tightening momentarily around Lucille. The fucking fuck? His brow sets in a deep frown. 

Ok..ok..calm your tits.....

It's probably just his imagination, but he might need to keep a fucking eye on that. Tearing his eyes away he looks down at the floor, inhaling deeply, rubbing his forehead, and trying to relax his jaw as he looks back over in Ana's direction. 

The girls are now sharing a conversation that he can't hear. They move in closer to each other, real fucking close. Huh? 

Cheering erupts. A drinking game has begun and a bottle of tequila is being passed around the table. The merriment continues, tables are banged enthusiastically, and numerous shots are knocked back. He shakes his head at his bunch of roguish fucking idiots. 

There it was again. A touch of the girl's thigh. A firm squeeze. No mistaking. This time stroking higher, leaning right in. His brow arches as Ana kisses her, playfully nibbling at the girls lips. Tangling her fingers in the long tresses she pulls her in for a firmer kiss. Jeering breaks out. 

"Get a fucking room you two"

Something is tossed across the table hitting Ana on the head. Breaking the kiss she tosses it back, laughing and giving them the middle finger. Jesus fucking Christ, sometimes It's like being at fucking high school with these morons. His attention is drawn back to the two women as they stand from the table. 

So how long has this been going on? 

She looks up. Her eyes meeting his. Hmmm.... Did she know he was there? Did she know he'd been watching? Neither looks away, locked in an unwavering stare as he tries to read her. A small smile plays at her lips as she whispers something in the girls ear before grabbing her hand and leading her hastily from the canteen.

Swinging lucille by his side, he takes a moment to process, pulls himself from the wall, bat on shoulder, and heads out into the corridor.

***

Turning the corner, towards Ana's room, the girl is pinned to the wall in a passionate kiss, a sense of urgency as she fumbles with the key in the lock. The door swings open. They tumble in. He saunters towards them, observing a  moment before tapping loudly on the door with Lucille. When Ana spins around he studies her, his eyes narrowing, Lucille swinging gently by his side. 

"Hi"  he grins, taking a step forward into Ana's room. 

"Hi" She moves protectively in front of her 'friend'

"Sorry to interrupt....."  The grin fades as he peers around Ana for a better view of the girl. He's seen her around. Someone new Simon had recruited and trained, name escapes him though. Never really took much notice of her before. He looks her over. Similar to Ana in age, probably. Looks pretty badass, sweet though. Not bad. He definitely would. Flashes her one of his irresistible smiles. She seems to be struggling to maintain eye contact with him. He revels in the long awkward pause.

"...and you are?" 

The girl swallows audibly and opens her mouth, but no words come out. He chuckles maintaining his stare. Ana glances over her shoulder looking quizzically at the suddenly dumb struck girl, shaking her head at her.

"This is Lily."

"Hey there Lily. Nice to finally meet you." He doesn't offer his hand, instead he twirls Lucille in his fingers, his tongue creeping out between his teeth. He can't resist looking her up and down again with a smirk. Immediately she blushes and looks down at the floor to hide her burning cheeks. That's cute. He chuckles.

"Not much of a talker huh?" Her eyes still glued to the floor he turns his attention back to Ana.

"Is she ok?" he mouths silently

"What do you want Negan?"

"You really have to ask? Ana, you know what I want." Placing lucille against the wall he takes another step closer, leaning into her space. Lily shrinks away behind Ana. 

"No Negan, I dont." Her eyes search his "I dont know what you want from me"

"Yes...you fucking do" Lowering his face towards hers, he takes her by the hips. Lily shuffles uncomfortably while Ana holds his gaze.

"Oh, so you think you can just drop in whenever you feel like it, without an invitation" 

"Oh girl, dont give me that shit. You know goddamn well I dont need an invitation. This is my place, I can do whatever the fuck I want" his thumb traces along her jaw

"What about what I want? ....What exactly are we doing here?"

"What do you wanna be doing?" He chuckles "This was your fucking idea. 'Why dont we come up with another arrangement', you said. I fucking remember it. Very fucking clearly...." His thumb brushes over her lips  "...right before before you put my dick in that pretty little mouth of yours" 

"That doesn't mean you can just call by whenever it suits you"

"That is EXACTLY what it means." He withdraws his hand " I gave you a choice. This is what you chose"

"Well, Im not just gonna sit here waiting for you" she smiles pulling Lily to her side.

"Yeah, I can see that" he glances over at Lily

"Look, I'm a big girl, I can make my own decisions, and I made my choice. I'm NOT one of your wives remember" leaning into Lily she kisses her softly.

"Thank fuck for that, you'd drive me nuts" His eyes linger over the kiss "So this is what you get up to when I'm not around"

"Mhm. What did you expect? I got needs you know." The woman's lips part for Ana     "...So if you dont mind...." she mumbles through the kiss

"I don't mind at all". He interrupts " I'm enjoying the fucking show, dont stop on my account"

"If you don't mind" she continues "I'm quite busy, so you can shut the door on your way out"

Arching a brow he watches the girls, their tongues exploring each others mouths. His grip on her hips tightens, pushing himself against her so she can feel him hardening.

"Hahaha! Ya missed me right? I can read you like a goddamn book......Ok you got my attention, got me over here......with the TWO of you. I see what you're doing here." taking her by the chin he pulls her face to look in his eyes. "Yeah...." he smirks "....you missed me"

"Maybe....Maybe not" she swipes his hand away

"Maybe...maybe not" he mocks "Why you always got to be so damned difficult all the time? Fuck, you're infuriating. See..... I'm hearing the words coming out of your mouth, but your eyes are saying 'fuck me Negan' " he shrugs off his jacket

"Wow! You really are an arrogant fucker"

"....Fuck me, AND my horny friend" he continues "Am I right? Hahaha. I know what you want, and how you want it. I know what kinkyfuckery runs through your dirty mind"

"You absolutely sure about that" she retorts "Maybe...I actually didn't miss you or your dick. Maybe...you're wrong." She smirks at him as she peels off her shirt

"Now I KNOW you're fucking lying" his tone no longer as playful. "Enough fucking teasing now. I told you before, don't play fucking games with me princess"

"And I told you before, don't call me princess" roughly she pulls lily towards her, pulling her shirt up over her head and tossing it to the floor "I dont need your permission to fuck someone else. You don't own me"  

Taking Lily's face in her hands she kisses her passionately. Releasing her hips he grabs a handful of Ana's hair, tugging her head back, prising the girls apart.

"I said that's enough. Have you forgotten who's in charge around here?" He says into her ear, his voice stern, delivering a hard sharp slap to her ass "Have you forgotten who your dealing with?" Another rough tug makes her wince. "The Sanctuary is mine. The Saviors, ..are mine. You....Are mine."

Lily cautiously takes a couple of steps back, Ana chuckles triumphantly.

"There's my Negan. You know I like that. she bites her lip " I love it when he gets mad, Lily. We like to play rough. This is just our foreplay" she chuckles again. "Still wanna fuck him?"

"Well?" His eyes burn into Lily's "Do ya? You wanna be my dirty girl too? " He smirks darkly  "then it looks like it's your lucky fucking day.....if you think you're up to it" Forcefully he unfastens Ana's jeans  "...Choice is yours sweetheart, nobody's forcing you to do anything you dont want to do." Still holding Ana's hair in a vice like grip he tugs her jeans down to her hips. "Stay,.. or leave, it's up to you...but it's now or fucking never Lily" he palms Ana's ass   "...Gonna need an answer. Are you staying?" 

Lily chews on her bottom lip and nods

"Then be a fuckin doll and shut the door"

Negan's eyes follow her as she closes the door and leans her back against it. 

"Well, Ana, would you look at that. Lily does as shes told, unlike some people I know"  his hand rubs across her stomach down towards her panties as he presses his swelling dick against her, eyes still on Lily. 

"That's because shes a good girl Negan, she'll do whatever you ask"

"Is that fucking so?" His stare unmoving, deliberately disarming her  "wanna play a game of good girl /bad girl?"  he smirks as he teases Ana, thumbing over her panties. "Ana is the bad girl obviously, but you've clearly spent some time together so I guess you know that already" Ana squirms as his thumb toys with her clit. "Speak up. Don't be shy. Can't be shy around my Ana"

"I'm not your Ana"           

"You fucking sure about that?"

He pulls her hair hard, tipping back her head, exposing her neck to him. Grazing her with his teeth, nipping at her skin, he raises his eyes to look at Lily from under heavy lids,. Ana moans softly and reaches behind her rubbing his hardening length through his jeans

"So.....You just gonna stand there?" Lily's eyes follow his hand as it slides into Ana's panties. Ana gasps and unfastens his belt

"Oh. You like to watch huh? We can put on a show for you if that's your thing" He rubs down Ana's folds, she reaches inside his jeans. "Any requests? Any other freaky weird shit you're into. I am down with that. We...are down with that" He grins as he circles Ana's clit and groans as she slowly strokes his cock. "We're pretty fucking comfortable with anything. We love that weird freaky shit" He turns his attention back up to Ana's neck, biting up to her ear lobe.

"So fucking wet" his voice is low in her ear as he pushes two fingers inside her, she responds by squeezing his cock, eliciting a moan from them both.

Lily finally ventures away from the door moving towards them. He smiles onto Ana's skin, removing his slick fingers and slowly pushes them into Ana's mouth.

"Take off those jeans" He commands Lily, his eyes wandering over her as she obediently pulls them down and kicks them aside. Their eyes meet again when she coyly looks up at him and smiles. Ana groans and squirms as he plunges back inside her, pumping slowly, his eyes never leaving Lily's. She stands expectantly, awaiting instruction. Withdrawing his fingers he uses them to beckon Lily over. She inhales sharply as he releases Ana's hair and strips off his shirt, revealing his slim toned body.  "How does she taste" he smirks as he runs them over her lips before inserting them into her eager mouth.

Ana turns to look up at him, eyes heavy with lust, running her nails across his chest and stomach, lowering herself to crouch before him.  Gently he strokes down Lily's neck and shoulder, caresses her breast, teases her nipple with his thumb, smiling as it hardens beneath his touch. Easing down his jeans Ana bites playfully at his thighs. Softly his hand travels down over Lily's stomach, lightly teasing the skin above her panties, maintaining eye contact as he slides inside, feeling her arousal pooling as she sucks enthusiastically on his fingers.

" Damn sweetheart, you are fucking soaked"

Ana trails her tongue over the bulge straining against his boxers, impatiently tugging them down, his erection finally springing free.

 "I lied" she confesses "I did miss this cock."

He looks down at Ana, to watch her tongue swirling around the tip, exploring the head, trailing down the shaft. He groans and throbs as Ana sucks his dick and lily quivers with his fingers inside her.

Withdrawing, Ana stands to move behind Lily, sandwiching her as he kisses up her neck.

"Remember the word?" Ana asks quietly in her ear. 

"Mhm" 

"If you want to stop just say the word" her hands cup Lily's breasts. Lily nods

"I'm good" she pants, her chest heaving. 

"Good. Get on the bed" Ana instructs her, giving her ass a slap, and pushing her playfully.

The girls tumble to the bed. He strokes himself as they kiss, bras unclipped, panties ripped off and cast aside. Playful wrestling as they caress and explore each other,  limbs entwined, until lily finally submits to Ana.

"Well look at my dirty girls" he sneers, laying himself beside them. His face hovers above lily's, watching her expression as Ana crawls over her. Lily leans in towards him mesmerized by his lips just above hers, moves in for a kiss.

"Oh no darlin" his fingers cover her mouth " that, is a no no. Anything else goes, but that is strictly for wives"

His hand slides over her chin and across her throat. Small quiet moans escape her as Ana's lips and tongue tease her nipples, travel over her stomach and down to her aching core, tasting and exploring. Her chest heaves and breathing hitches. 

"I think she might be close Ana" 

Her moans become louder and less inhibited as Ana brings her to the edge. 

"Cum for Ana sweetheart"  he dips down taking a nipple in his mouth, sucking and tugging gently, applying a little pressure to her throat. Lily's senses are overwhelmed and she bucks beneath them both, writhing in waves of pleasure. 

"Good girl." He grins stroking her hair. 

"Now my dick is really in need of some attention" he smirks. Barely giving her time to recover he clutches himself, guiding her head down, offering her his large throbbing cock.

"Suck it darlin"

She gulps and wets her lips, opening her mouth, slowly taking him in, gagging a little.

"Oh honey, you're going to have to open wider than that"  Ana smiles. Holding Lily's hair she guides her slowly up and down his length, before crawling up the bed, positioning herself over his face. Looking down on him.

"Eat me, Negan. Make me cum all over you"

"Bad girl" he grins

Grabbing her firmly by the ass he laps at her, expertly teasing, licking and sucking. Reaching for the wall behind him she steadies herself, rocking her hips over him. She begins to shake, claws at the wall, throws her head back. Lily picks up the pace on his dick. His strong grip around Ana tightens, locking her in place as he sends her soaring over the edge. Loud moans of satisfaction fall from her lips as she clutches at his shoulders, scratches at his skin, riding the wave. Lily withdraws and comes up for air.

" You ready lily? he mumbles from underneath Ana as she gradually subsides and climbs off laying back on her elbows.

Lily cautiously straddles him, slowly and carefully lowering herself. Very slowly. Inch by swollen inch. Negan looks amused. Anna scolds him with a glance. Lily rocks softly as she adjusts. Without warning he impatiently flips them. Looking into her face he slowly eases the rest of the way, and holds still.

"You really want me to fuck you? he teases

Panting erratically she twitches below him trying to get some friction and nods.

"Say it"

"Say what?" she falters

"I wanna hear you say please"

"Please" she says quietly 

"With some fucking conviction girl. ...Please fuck me Negan" 

"Stop toying with her. You're so fuckin cruel sometimes" Ana shakes her head at him

"Dont pretend like you dont love it, Ana" he chuckles "now get your sweet fuckin ass over here..." Ana smiles and crawls back to lily.

."....focus lily, I wanna hear you say it. Please fuck me Negan"

"Please" she swallows hard "please fuck me Negan"

"Thats my good girl" 

He sets a slow steady pace. Ana kisses lily softly. Lily moans into Ana's mouth as her hand moves down gliding between her wet folds. The kiss firmer as she pins her, circling her clit slowly as he pumps rhythmically, gently. Ana's hand wanders. He looks down when he feels her massaging his balls and inhales sharply.

"Ana" he warns. Not breaking the kiss she moves to grasp the base of his cock.

"Ana. Stop, unless you want me to blow my load right now"

She sniggers, putting her attention back to lily's wetness, when she suddenly convulses and arches. He stops abruptly, gritting his teeth and quickly withdraws, grabbing Ana by the hips and dragging her to him as lily writhes beside them.

"You are a bad fucking girl."

She gasps as he plunges into her. He stills, his hand around her throat pulling her up towards him. She backs up onto him, grinding, his hand squeezing her throat. Holding her tight against him, he fiercely slams into her and stills again.

"Bad, dirty girl. Aren't you.?"

"Yes"

"MY bad dirty girl"

"Yes"

Another deep thrust

"Are you gonna behave for me now?"

"Yes, Negan"

"Beg for my cock, beg for me to fuck you"

"Please, Negan. Please"

"I said beg"

"Please, I need it, I need you to fuck me"

Groaning loudly he rams into her again and pounds her relentlessly 

"Yes,don't stop"

Circling her clit with other hand he knows shes already close

"Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't  ..... she shudders and tightens around him

"Oh fuck... jesus ..fucking ...christ" he cries out

Releasing her onto her hands and knees, shaking beneath him, he hastily withdraws and spurts over her ass. Catching their breath he closes his eyes and rests his forehead on her back, until hes completely spent and their breathing returns to normal. Inhaling deeply he opens his eyes to see lily laying and smiling up at him. 

He pulls himself up collecting a shirt from the floor, wipes himself, and cleans Ana's back before tossing the shirt at lily. He collects his clothes and starts to dress. 

"Hey this is my shirt." Lily pouts. Smiling sweetly at Negan "it's ok though"

He briefly glances over at her and continues to dress silently. Ana grabs a shirt and pulls on some jeans. Lily sits up and looks around for the rest of her clothes.

"So..." lily ventures " What happens now?" 

"What do you mean?" He pulls on his boots

" um...us?" She looks from one to the other "what happens now with us?"

Ana and Negan exchange glances 

"Wow you suddenly found your voice. Um...Nothing. There is no us. Look darlin, nothing is fuckin happening here. It was just a casual fuck that's all, a bit of fun. I thought you knew that" he pulls on his jacket

"But ....I thought maybe we could...you know ....have an arrangement."

Ana grabs her cigarettes and rolls her eyes at Negan

"I'm going for a smoke. I'll leave you two love birds to it"

Negan turns to lily with a frown

"Whoah. Let me stop you right there, sweet cheeks. You wanted this. You got it. I'm very happy for you. Today was a great day for you. 'Yay, today was my bestest lucky fucking day. Today was the day I fucked Negan ' you can write it in your journal and tell all your friends"

Lily's eyes suddenly fill

"Dont get your titties in a twist sweetheart, it's just a fuck"

"Such a dick" Ana shakes her head at him as she brushes passed. He groans and rubs his forehead.

"Ok. Ok. For fucks sake. Don't go getting all emotional on me,....I'm just busting your lady nuts. Look... I'm a busy guy, I got this place to run, several wives to entertain, I just dont have the time." He heads for the door. "Dont take it personal.....I'll ..um....see you around." He shakes his head " fucks sake" he mumbles under his breath as he hurriedly leaves.

MASTERLIST

[fangardium-ficsiosa]

(why does the gov need to remove Bubble Tea from the 'essential needs' right after I published this on Wattpad 😢😭😅)

Wattpad link here

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One Shot: Hazelnut Bubble Tae (BTS V)

"It's okay though, I understand you have been busy. It's the nature of your job anyways," you said on the phone as you stepped into Myeongdong. "Nah, don't need to worry about me. I'm gonna do some window shopping and buy my dinner before heading home. I miss you too. Bye!"

It's been 2 months though, and I really miss you so much. But you have got to admit that the precious phone call made your day after a tiresome week. You remembered your colleagues asking if you really had a boyfriend because they had never seen him send or fetch you from work unlike their respective partners. It was not that you mind because since high school, he had been your secret. Secrets were meant to not to be revealed, right?

"Order number 110 -- caramel milk tea," you pressed the bell as you wiped the cup with a cloth. Business was really good during lunch time till you had no time to rest. Your workplace was air-conditioned but you were still sweating. The summer heat was really building up because you were not the type to perspire easily.

5pm - the end of your shift. You glanced at your phone. No text nor missed call from the one person you missed so much. You sighed and quickly hang your apron in the kitchen. Time to sign off for the day and chill back at home!

By the time you finished showering it was already 7. You were just about to heat up the frying pan when the doorbell rang. You looked through the peephole and saw a man with a cap and a mask standing there with a drink in his hand. "Hmm? But I don't remember ordering anything..."

You put down the pan and proceeded to open the door.

"Hi, I'm sorry but I don't think I ordered anything today."

"Huh?" the delivery man frowned. "But it was ordered to this address." He checked the receipt again. "Kim Choa, right? This is a cup of Hazelnut Milk Tae with less pearls."

"Yes I am Choa but I really didn't buy any though," you laughed awkwardly. "Maybe you got the wrong address and a wrong Choa. And it's pronounced as tea not tae, though."

"Hmm. That's weird. Miss, in this world there is only one order for Hazelnut Milk Tae with less pearls." The man looked up and took off his mask. You gasped and froze for a second trying to register whatever was happening. There, right in front of you stood the person whom you longed to meet. Kim Taehyung - he never changed a bit. Or maybe he did get more handsome or maybe, it was just you haven't seen him for ages.

"Taehyung!" He caught you in his embrace and hugged you as tight. "It's really you... I miss you so much."

Taehyung pecked your forehead lightly. "Took you so long to realise it, eh? Did you forget that I am the ONLY bubble Tae of yours? I am disappointed." He ruffled through your hair. "And I miss you too, Choa, more than you ever know. Now, do you wanna keep standing here before your neighbours realise that BTS V has come to visit you?"

You eagerly invited him in and led him to the sofa. "Have you had dinner? I was about to prepare your favourite japchae."

"Sounds like a good menu for dinner! Furthermore I haven't had your dishes for eternity."

"Liar," you replied and took a sip from the hazelnut drink Taehyung brought. You quickly whipped up your dishes and sat down with him to listen to his colourful stories about being an idol known worldwide. It did not matter to you that you had to 'share' him with the fan girls because you knew that you were the only one in his heart. And Taehyung, although he was famous and all, he was still humble and funny like you originally knew him. He was still your great and loving boyfriend.

"I'm only here for 2 days and then I'm flying back to Tokyo," he said as he scooped up his last spoon of rice and shoved it into his mouth. Then he looked at your forlornly. You could see that he was honestly apologetic. "I'm sorry that I couldn't spend much time with you like I used to. I mean, since you know... the sudden fame thingy."

"Hey Tae," you moved closer to him and cupped his face lightly. "I never once complain about you being an idol... In fact, before you started being an idol, I already told myself that if I love you, I should respect your dream and fair enough to say, I am proud to be a girlfriend to a hardworking singer. Don't worry about me please. Just take care of yourself when you are not with me. That is the most important thing."

Taehyung just stared at you and tilted his head adorably. " Ah Choa... Is it me or you have gotten prettier since the last time I saw you? I feel like my love for you just multiplied ten folds. Oh man, I think that being apart from you has made me mushier. Damn." He pinched your cheeks hard.

If you were granted a wish for that night, you secretly would want to wish that Taehyung did not need to go. If you can, you would want to hold him longer but alas, time forbade. You were grateful though that you could at least spend a few hours with him - laughing and reminiscing about old times.

Taehyung waited for you to fall asleep before leaving your house. By the time you woke up in the morning, he was already gone. The kitchen was squeaky clean. "This man, he actually cleaned all the dishes before he left?!" You chuckled alone and did a quick check on your phone. "And left me a kiss emoji, as usual. Love you so much, Kim Taehyung!"

It was a day before he had to fly back but he had to be in the studio to record a last minute stuff so he could not squeeze in a lot of time for you. However last night was good enough for you, especially knowing that he was in good health. Furthermore, you were working second shift and you had to cover dinner hours, which was the busiest. By 9pm, your hands were already cramped and your voice was getting raspy. An hour to closing time and thankfully, customers were getting lesser and you finally got to sit down and take a breath.

Suddenly, the door chimed. It was another customer. You let out a sigh and briefly smiled at the person.

"Hi good evening sir, what would you like to have?" you focused on the order screen.

"I would like to have one medium size Hazelnut Milk Tae... with less pearls. 25% Sugar, please."

"Oookay. Let me repeat your order again," you said as you keyed in the item. "Hazelnut Milk Tea with less pearls and 25% -"

"Wait, no, no, no. I don't want Hazelnut Milk tea but Hazelnut Milk Tae. You didn't hear it properly!" He sounded slightly annoyed.

Why is he repeating hazelnut milk tea twice! You looked up in confusion and was greeted by a person with furrowing eyebrows. I know those eyes...

GASP.

"What are you doing here?" you asked while clenching your teeth. Taehyung just flashed you his eye smile and you could already imagine the beautiful seductive smile behind that mask.

"I guess I have been missing you and I am going to fly off in a few hours, so why not surprise my girlfriend at her workplace?" he chuckled soft enough for only you to hear.

"You are crazy, Mr Kim," you smiled widely as you handed him his receipt and proceeded to whip up his order.

"I'm so lucky, ain't I? You are good at cooking and making our favourite bubble tea. And when we get married one day, I won't have any issues with meals and Bangtan boys can definitely save on bubble teas!" He winked.

You gave him a death stare and your fingers flicked the air, pretending that it was his forehead. "Stop it, Taehyung! Or you will give yourself away to my colleagues," you whispered.

"Order number 234 - Hazelnut Milk Tae!" you said as you rang the bell, pretending that Taehyung was just a normal customer.

Taehyung flipped down his mask briefly and showed you his pouty lips before mouthing thank you. "Here you go, a present for being the world's most beautiful and understanding girlfriend ever." A rose came out from nowhere and onto the countertop. "I know you dislike a bouquet of flowers but this rose is from my heart. Love you~"

And he left quickly when he realised that your colleagues noticed that he was not a regular customer but was your boyfriend. At least he did not give away any hint that he was a member of BTS or the world would be in chaos.

"Ooooo is that your boyfriend? I almost thought he was non-existent until today!" Youngdo laughed. "He looks pretty decent though."

"And good looking too," Jina chided in. "Maybe next time you can ask him if we can see his full face the next time he comes!"

Little did they know that they always see him... on TV. As Bangtan Sonyeondan V.

My love for eternity.

[jokessho]

Hey! I've read your drabbles and they're fantastic, are you still taking requests? I'm torn between 2 and 12 because gay and Harry Potter lmao. Whatever suits you -3-

Thanks again ^^

This is for prompt #12(“You’ve never seen Harry Potter?”).I’ll be working on anon’s prompt next, then getting to #2.

“You’ve never seen Harry Potter?” Taichi asked, staringincredulously at Yamato.

The two were sittingon Yamato’s couch, chatting about which movies they should watch that night duringtheir sleepover.

Yamato just shrugged. “I��veread the books, so I know what happens. There’s really no point in watching themovies.”

Brown eyes were wideopen. “But they’re different to the books! You have to see them!” Taichislammed a fist into his palm. “It’s decided; we’re having a Harry Potter marathon tonight.”

Yamato did not lookamused. “Fine. But do know that I will spend the entirety of the movies complaininghow they’re different from the books.”

Taichi shrugged. “Idon’t care, as long as you see them all.” He stood. “I’ll go pick them up; Ihave all the DVDs.”

With a sigh, Yamatoalso stood, making his way to the kitchen. They needed food.

-

“Taichi…”

“Uh-huh?”

Yamato was sittingcross-legged on the floor behind Taichi, who was busy sticking the first DVDinto the player.

“Just doing reallyfast math here, but—”

“No! No math. I knowyou, for some godforsaken reason, like it, but not now. It’s a long weekend andwe agreed not to let homework ruin it. Nor anything else, or anyone else; justthe two of us.”

Taichi turned aroundto a raised blond eyebrow.

“Are you done?”

A nod.

“Good. Now, as I wassaying, it will take us about 20 hours to watch all these.”

Taichi’s eyes widened,moving to stare off to his left.

“Twenty?”

“Less, considering theend credits and my rounding.” Yamato paused. “Though, we’ll need to takebreaks, so maybe 20 is quite accurate.”

In wonder, Taichi’seyes moved to the pile of DVDs on the floor.

Yamato watched the brunetassimilate the information.

Then suspicious chocolateeyes lifted, staring into light blue. “Are you pulling my leg? ‘Cause if thisis just a ploy to avoid watching these movies…”

“No, I’m beingserious. See,” Yamato picked up the case for the first movie, turning the backtowards Taichi. “This one’s runtime—”

“Okay, I’ll believeyou!” Taichi said, pushing the case out of his face. He stared at the floor.

“How about we spreadthis out over the three days?”

“A three-daysleepover?”

“Yes.”

The two young menstared at each other.

“Okay.” Yamato finallyagreed with a shrug. “It’s not like my dad will be home for a few days, so youcan stay and keep me entertained.” Taichi stuck out his tongue at Yamato, whoretaliated in kind. “But you need to ask your mother if it’s okay.”

Taichi grinned, displayinga row of straight, white teeth. “Mum will be happy to have me out of her hairfor three days.”

“Lucky her.” Yamatoreplied flatly. He stood, moving back towards the kitchen. “Let’s get started,then. I made some snacks.”

Taichi pumped a fistinto the air, silently cheering to himself.

Two movies—about fivehours—later found both boys yawning widely.

“Sleep?” Yamato asked.

Taichi replied byyawning and turning off the TV. He stood from the couch and stretched his armshigh above his head. He then turned back to a slouching Yamato and held out ahand to him.

Yamato looked up atTaichi, then at the tanned hand offered to him. Lazily, he slapped Taichi’shand with his own.

Taichi chuckled at thedisplay.

“I’m too tired tomove.” Yamato whined.

“If you hadn’t spentall your energy on commenting on the films, then you might have had the energyto walk to bed.”

“But the movies got somuch wrong. Not that I remember the books that well, but still.”

Taichi shook his headfondly, holding out both hands. “Come on, lazy.”

Yamato placed bothhands on Taichi’s. “Fine, pull me up.”

With a grin, Taichidid as he was told. Only, he over-pulled, causing Yamato to crash into hisbody.

“Taichi!” The shockjolted Yamato back to full awareness.

Still grinning, Taichibent his knees, gabbing Yamato behind his, and lifted the blond up.

“Taichi! Put me down!I’m awake now and can walk!”

“It’s fine; I’ll carryyou.”

Yamato pushed himselfback using Taichi’s shoulders as leverage and eyed the brunet suspiciously.

“Are you planning ondropping me?”

“No.”

Yamato was stillweary.

“Then what are youplanning?”

Taichi shrugged, whichjerked Yamato’s shoulders up in response. “Nothing; I’m just carrying you tobed.”

Laughing lightly, Yamatorelaxed and let Taichi carry him across the living room and down the hall. Uponreaching Yamato’s room, Taichi lowered him onto the bed, shaking his arms.

“That was a lotrougher than I was expecting.” He rubbed at his arms, trying to get bloodcirculating through them again. “I thought I was going to break my promise anddrop you.”

Yamato chuckled fromthe bed. “You didn’t have to carry me all the way over here; you could havejust let me down in the hall. I can walk.”

Taichi made a noncommittalnoise and flopped onto the bed, next to the sitting blond. “But I promised.”

“Not really, you didn’t.”

“I meant that more asa promise to myself.”

“Oh.”

The boys let acomfortable silence engulf the room. Yamato shifted to lie down on the sidecloser to the wall. Taichi settled on the other side. Both content to fallasleep like that. But:

“Who’s going to turnoff the lights?” Yamato asked.

“Shotgun not!”

“But you’re closer.”

“But I shotgun-nottedit.”

“But I’d have to climbover you.”

“I could live withthat.”

“Last time you bitchedabout me being too heavy.”

“Yamato. I justcarried you here from the living room. You’re not too heavy today.”

“You just carried mehere from the living room, then babied your arms for five minutes. I am asheavy today as I was last time.”

“It wasn’t fiveminutes.”

“Close enough.”

“And here I thoughtyou were good at math.”

“And I thought youwould always jump at any chance to exercise.”

“Not when I can sleepinstead.”

Heaving a huge sigh,that let Taichi know he wasn’t happy about it, Yamato sat up.

“Fine, I’ll go turnoff the lights. But only because I want to sleep.”

Taichi grinned, asYamato started to clamber over him. The grin turned into a fake-painedexpression.

“Ah, my stomach! Getoff me, fatty!”

Yamato, on his feetnow, turned around to give Taichi a light smack.

“Shut up.”

The room was suddenlyplunged into complete darkness. Yamato made his way easily back to the bed,making sure to jab Taichi in the stomach when he climbed back to his own side.

“Ugh!”

Taichi could hear thesmile in Yamato’s voice as the other said: “Good night.”

“Night, Yama.”