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corpsentry · 4 years ago

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behind the taylor swift gundam was in fact another, smaller gundam: a brief inquiry into the events of june 2020

so back in june this year june and i got together and we made this motherfucker of a story with this motherfucker of a thread to keep track of it all. but you already know that! and i’ve already got one foot and three elbows in my grave, so i’ll spare you the long-winded stuff. you wanna know how i wrote 93,035 words in 4 weeks? i’ll tell you how i wrote 93,035 words in 4 weeks-

-by linking you guys to copies of my planning documents because i feel like those words speak louder than any words i can offer in the present day. these are long documents. but they are also historical artifacts. very interesting. very weird. very, uh, full of cussing. so anyway, here’s

BIG DADDY: THE ORIGINAL PLANNING DOCUMENT

for those, like me, who have no motivation left in life to do anything and rely on summaries from others to acquire new knowledge, it all started with a single line.

prince of a fallen kingdom atsumu tries to kill hinata but falls in love with him instead

june, april something, 2020

with that in mind i tested the concept out with a few paragraphs of text, which you can find at the bottom of the Big Daddy document in the graveyard segment, accidentally sold my soul to the image of hinata with epaulettes, and then worked backwards, structuring an entire plot around two images:

a) hinata getting the shit beat out of him, with snark b) hinata and atsumu dancing in an empty ballroom under the stars

if you want a betrayal, you have to have something worth losing. if you want to fall in love with someone you don’t know, you have to meet them. if you have to meet them, there has to be a reason for that meeting, and so somewhere in between atsumu became a sword instructor and hinata the prince with daddy issues. june and i used this method of glancing anxiously over your shoulder to see what you’d missed to fill out the blanks in the story, after which i tacked up a bunch of post-its, typed out the plot, consulted june, typed out the plot again, and then broke the characters down into a bunch of questions, like ‘what do they want?’ and ‘what do they have?’ and ‘what are they afraid of?’

with the plot more or less ironed out, i decided it was time to start writing, and then i decided that i was actually too scared to start writing after all, so instead i set a couple of timers using classroomtimers.com (15-20 minutes long) and i sat down and i wrote about the world that hinata and atsumu inhabited.

each warm-up was 300-500 words long, and for the first few days, i’d write one before getting into writing the story proper. later these evolved into simply picking a scene from the story and launching straight into it, which became useful for opening those scenes later when i got to them organically.

then i got lazy! so i stopped. but these shitty little exercises were really useful for me because, unfettered by plot, convention, or any kind of tradition hovering over my shoulder, i was able to fuck around loosely enough to realize what i wanted this story to be. it was a very contrived kind of trial-and-error, an exploration of the characters, the story, but most importantly, the tone.

RESEARCH, PLANNING, AND VICTORIAN BOUGIE FASHION

this is a loose map of the castle and Important Locations within it, which i drew up at the start so i could keep track of where everything was and how i could get my characters from point A to point B. i wanted the story to have Some kind of internal logic, you know, even if that logic amounted to ‘a compass would function normally in this world whereas kageyama tobio would not’.

99% of my planning and organizing within those five weeks took place in this lovely dotted cat journal which my sister gave me for my birthday and i repurposed into a metaphorical Diary of Suffering while working on juno. i used it for everything from keeping track of narrative threads to clothing consistency checks, but the main purpose was this: each day at about 10 pm i’d crack open the cat book to a fresh page, stamp the date and the day of suffering at the top, and then write down a list of things i wanted to write, address, or fix today. then i’d sit at my laptop and write like a madman until about 7 in the morning. with breaks, of course, for sitting in the bathroom and staring at the wall and sitting in the kitchen and staring at the wall, but mostly i was writing. and complaining about writing. you were there, you probably remember that.

anyway, here are some pages from the cat book.

aside from the fact that my handwriting is complete shit, you can see that i made zero effort for any of this to be presentable. it was mainly a way for me to keep track of my thoughts because i have the attention span of an ikea wardrobe and tend to forget things as soon as i think of them. the lack of structure also mirrored the way that i went about writing juno. while i did proceed, for the most part, in chronological order, i had a lot of weird and useless revelations during lunch, which by this point was happening around 2 am, and in the 5 minutes before the exhaustion finally hit and carried me down to hell. i changed A Lot. again, to understand exactly how much the story evolved from day one onwards, please consult the big daddy document.

in the meantime, here’s something else.

once june sent over hinata and atsumu’s character designs i sat down like the fucking fool i am and spent 2 hours poring over a document about victorian and other fashion movements of the past so i could assign a noun, adjective, and verb to each element of their outfits. i don’t know why i did this. i certainly could have not, but i attempted to make sense of their ‘fits from a logistical perspective and that went into the cat book too. everything went into the cat book. the cat book is a relic of the past now, stuffed with artifacts such as the birth of oikawa tooru, and also his demise.

MEDIUM DADDY: EDITING, PROOFREADING, AND CREEPY MURDER CATS

i finished writing on june 26th, 2020, approximately a month after i’d first started planning, somewhere around may 27th or 28th. at that point i had about 90,000 words’ worth of story and no sanity left whatsoever, so i took a day-long break to stare at a wall and listen to taylor swift’s enchanted on loop.

and then i made a new document, which you can look at using the link above, and i laid out everything i had to do. i’d discovered a fuck ton of plot inconsistencies and general errors while writing and lying awake in bed at 9 a.m., sleepless in seattle, and now that i was free of the demon egging me towards the first finish line, it was time to Deal with them. i speed-scrolled through the draft, which was 200+ pages compressed into one google doc, because i like to tempt god’s wrath, and fixed up all the plot issues over the course of a few days. this was the fun part.

the actual, hard editing was the extremely un-fun part. i reread the entire thing, paragraph by paragraph, line by damn line, from start to finish, paying especially close attention to awkward phrasing, incomplete dialogue, and moments which had fallen flat in my haste to get on to the next one. this was really fucking terrible. i spent more time lying facedown on the floor than actually editing anything, but after a long time (about a week), that, too was done.

SMALL DADDY: TITLES, SUMMARIES, AND GOOD FUCKING BYES

i spent a good eighty days thinking about the title, though hilariously enough we ended up with something that was a blend of our names. june + elmo = juno, which is, all things considered, pretty perfect, but the process of picking the title was Hell, and i Did Not Come Up With The Title until about 2 hours before posting. you can take a look at the haphazard clusterfuck of my title-selecting process in small daddy, which is linked above.

so the title was a last-minute choice. so was the summary. and the chapter divisions. and actually all the songs in the playlist for juno. the day we dropped juno onto planet earth like a newborn baby pitched out of the sky, i spent an hour hunched over my laptop, cutting my 213 page google doc into chapters based on nothing more than a Vibe. two days before that, i also attempted to voice-act the entirety of juno, an affair which ended at the 20,000 word mark with a sore throat and the kind of exhaustion one typically wants to sleep in a coffin for 23 years to get rid of. so in all honesty, i did very little editing, which is why there are definitely minor typos and/or mistakes hanging out somewhere on that chunky ao3 webpage. but whatever.

my attitude by july 5th (was it july 5th? or 4th? somewhere around there) was basically whatever. anything so i could get finish this damn thing, chuck it out of the window, and never see another google doc until the next century. i’ve been asked a few times how exactly i wrote at a rate of roughly 2000-3000 words per day for four weeks straight, and my answer has always been this: i died. what died, you ask? my soul. my spirit. my Will To Live. i’m a creature of fixations, and juno was my fixation for june. will i ever be able to do this again? would i recommend this experience to anyone? is god real? the answer to all of the above is probably no. juno was a fever dream, and so is my cat book. and so are all the lattes i had. and so was my 9 am to 4 pm sleep schedule.

but what we made is real. the research, oikawa tooru, the 4 am conversations in which i was like ‘how the fuck do i end this’ and june was like ‘jade proposal’ (the proposal was her idea. all rise for twitter user atsuhinas. she is the mastermind behind all of the Inch Resting moments in this story; i just flapped a korok leaf in her direction and made sure the air circulation was working properly) are real as fuck, and looking back, there’s a lot i’d change, but i’m lazy. and college is starting. and anyway, i did write 93,035 words in just under five weeks, four if you don’t count the week of Editing Hell, so i think that’s pretty cool.

thank you for reading this to the end, and for following us on our journey through the enigmatic taylor swift gundam fic which quite literally consumed my entire twitter account for the five weeks i spent working on it. retrospectively speaking i really was butt-obsessed so i am frankly incredibly impressed with everyone around me for putting up with a Husk of a Man for a month. thank you for doing that. thank you for indulging my vague tweeting, and our butterfly dns, and for reading 93 thousand words of gay fanfiction set in a high fantasy world with epaulettes and galettes. on behalf of june, once again, we are incredibly grateful for all your support.

if you have any questions about specific aspects of the writing process, or anything you’d like to know in general with reference to JUNO, feel free to drop me an ask through my tumblr inbox, or through my curiouscat over here. i’m aware i didn’t cover everything, but there’s frankly too much to put in a tumblr post without passing away somewhere around the 56% mark, so let me know what’s on your mind, and i’ll try to answer that to the best of my abilities. but anyway, before i go, here are some

TAKEAWAYS

one: don’t try to write 93,000 words in five weeks. seriously don’t fucking do it you will end up jittery and sleep-deprived and you will leave all your friends on read for a month. pace yourself. set realistic goals. you wrote 2k this week? that’s fantastic. you wrote 4k in a day? you absolute motherfucker. i hope you’re taking a long fucking break tomorrow. your story will not run away from you, but if you run too fast, you will get tired, and then you will pass away.

two: you don’t have to know everything about your story before you start writing. in fact if you have a single camera shot of two characters holding hands under a rose garden awning, i think that’s fucking wonderful. if you look at big daddy, you’ll realize that my initial plot draft, and all the ones following that, are not perfectly aligned with the final version of juno. i improvised over half of the scenes in this motherfucker, and to be completely honest, some of the improvised scenes were the best. fucking oikawa tooru was improvised out of nowhere. he only got written in way later, around chapter 8 or something, because i realized i needed a plot device and a source of information to keep the playing table from toppling over. i Sat Down one day and was like ‘okay, it’s time to write oikawa into the introduction. because he matters now. he didn’t matter last week but now he does, and soon he’s going to be the fulcrum of the entire story, because it’s like that with oikawa tooru’. it’s okay to change your mind halfway. it’s okay to go back and rewrite entire scenes or segments. it’s okay to highlight 4 pages of fresh, sentimental writing, and hit delete. writing is a fluid process, and you Will make discoveries as you progress through your story alongside your characters. be understanding of that iterative process. be kind to yourself.

three: You Are That Motherfucker. you, me, your dog, your dog’s friend, your dog’s enemy, all of us are that motherfucker. i never thought i’d be able to write anything longer than the great big map, which was a much simpler, linear story in which the other main character did not appear in the current timeline until like the eighth chapter. juno was different. juno was the motherfucker, and i was scared shitless of it, and to cope with that fear joked constantly while writing that it’d never see the light of day.

but it did. it was a rocky process, and i was awake for 48 hours after posting it because of the sheer adrenalin stuck in my skull, but i got through it. and i wouldn’t have been able to do it without june, who stepped in when i flopped over facedown on the floor and dragged me to my feet like the badass friend she is, and without everyone else in my life, who put up with me talking about The Thing that i couldn’t really talk about, but juno’s up there now. forever, or until the internet collapses and civilization goes extinct. and if the nineteen year old clown with the attention span of an ikea armchair and an a level certificate from hell wrote the 93,000 word long thing, so can you. i mean this completely unironically and with every ounce of genuine emotion i can summon from the cracked asshole of my heart.

writing is hard. writing is scary. writing is an investigation of the world around you and therefore, by extension, yourself, and that kind of honesty is freaky. it’s like going skinny-dipping next to the president’s mansion. who’s going to see you? what if they take a photo? what if you lose your spot at university?

but don’t think about that. our world is overrun with stories the way cereal bowls are full of cereal, but it’s those stories that keep us all sane in the disgusting day-to-day muck of reality, so think about your story. what’s haunting you today? what message do you want to leave printed in font size 666 comic sans across the southern hemisphere of the planet? what will you be tomorrow?

a writer. you’re going to be a motherfucking writer.

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zolganif · 7 years ago

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1. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? Was born in New Fane. Now live in Niagara Falls. 2. WHERE DO YOU LIVE AND FOR HOW LONG? Look at the above answer. And I've been living here basically my whole life. 3. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT WHERE YOU LIVE? Well, I like the falls area, park. 4. WHAT DID YOU LOVE THE MOST ABOUT THE TOWN YOU GREW UP IN? Eh. 5. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? I have a cat 6. WHAT WAS YOUR 1ST PET’S NAME? Fuzzball 7. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Autumn and winter 8. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? Lord of the Rings series, the Hobbit series, Marvel films (especially the Thor ones), Faces of Death series, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Saw series, Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Freddy vs Jason, Hellraiser series, Almost Mercy, White Rabbit, Imaginaerium, Crimson Peak, Black Swan, Splice, Thale, Girl Interrupted...the list goes on forever. haha 9. FAVORITE MOVIE IN THE PAST 5 YEARS? Frozen 10. WHAT’S A MOVIE THAT YOU LAUGHED THE HARDEST DURING? Look Who's Back 11. WHAT’S A MOVIE YOU CRIED THE HARDEST DURING? Lord of the Rings series 12. WHAT’S THE BEST-ANIMATED MOVIE EVER CREATED? The Last Unicorn 13. FAVORITE TV SHOW? Raw, Smackdown, Charmed, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Xena 14. FAVORITE TV SHOW THAT IS CURRENTLY ON? American Horror Story, Once Upon a Time 15. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT? Apple Bees 16. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Mac & cheese, steak, chicken 17. LEAST FAVORITE FOOD? Peppers, chilli, tacos 18. WHAT TOPPINGS DO YOU GET ON YOUR PIZZA? Pepperoni, sometimes chicken which is rare, 19. FAVORITE BEVERAGE? Coke, lemonade, vitamin water 20. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cheesecake, ice cream 21. IS THERE A DESSERT YOU DON’T LIKE? Apple pie 22. CAKE OR PIE? Cake. 23. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Bubble gum, chocolate, raspberry, sherbet, cotton candy 24. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CONDIMENT? Ranch. 25. WHAT DO YOU GET FOR BRUNCH? It depends what I feel like eating. 26. IT’S 4 AM ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, WHAT DO YOU EAT? Oh god. haha. Probably a small sandwich if anything 27. WHAT ONE THING DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR FRIDGE AT ANY GIVEN TIME? Milk, butter 28. WEIRDEST THING YOU’VE EVER EATEN? Squid. 29. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BAND? Nightwish, Within Temptation, Motley Crue, Evanescence, Delain, Amaranthe, Mayhem, the Murder of My Sweet, Unsun 30. FAVORITE SOLO ARTIST? Nicole Dollanganger, Lennon Murphy, Marion Raven 31. FAVORITE NONLIVING MUSICIAN? Dead from Mayhem :( 32. FAVORITE LYRICS? I have a lot of favorite lyrics 33. FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME? So many of them. 34. FAVORITE ALBUM? Shout at the Devil, The Heroine Diaries, This is Gonna Hurt, Imaginaerium 35. WHAT’S THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? Landfill by Daughter 36. IF YOU LIFE WERE A SONG WHAT WOULD THE TITLE BE? Eh 37. WHAT SONG WOULD YOU PROBABLY BE CAUGHT DANCING ALONE TO? I don't know haha 38. IF YOU COULD SING A DUET WITH SOMEBODY WHO WOULD IT BE? No idea 39. IF YOU COULD MASTER ONE INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE? Piano. 40. WHAT IS YOUR GO-TO KARAOKE SONG? Nothing. 41. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING OR THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? The last book I read was 120 Days of Sodom. 42. WHAT’S A BOOK THAT YOU PLAN ON READING? I Am Legend 43. WHAT’S A BOOK THAT YOU READ BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE WAS READING IT? None. 44. WHAT’S A BOOK THAT YOU READ IN SCHOOL THAT POSITIVELY SHAPED YOU? I can't think of any. I know a few I enjoyed were Animal Farm, Go Ask Alice, Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone, and Speak 45. WHAT’S A BOOK IN SCHOOL THAT YOU HATED? I don't know 46. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOOK? I have many favorites 47. WHAT’S A BOOK YOU WISH YOU HAD WRITTEN? Eh 48. DARK CHOCOLATE OR MILK CHOCOLATE? Dark. 49. UNDERWATER OR OUTER SPACE? Outer space. 50. DOGS OR CATS? Cats. 51. KITTENS OR PUPPIES? Kittens. 52. DOLPHINS OR KOALAS? Koalas 53. BIRD WATCHING OR WHALE WATCHING? Whale watching 54. WHAT IS YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL? Cat 55. TO BE OR NOT TO BE? Meh 56. IPHONE OR ANDROID? Android. 57. TWITTER OR INSTAGRAM? Twitter. I don't use Instagram. I have a Twitter account but I hardly ever use that ha 58. VINE OR SNAPCHAT? I guess Vine. When it was still around. 59. WHO SHOULD EVERYONE BE FOLLOWING RIGHT NOW? No one. 60. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE APP? WEBSITE? Reddit, Tumblr, ArchiveofOurOwn, Fanfiction.net, 61. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? Art, english, and history 62. WHAT WAS YOUR BEST SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? English. 63. WHAT WAS YOUR WORST SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? Math 64. WHAT SUBJECT WOULD YOU TEACH IN SCHOOL? Probably history 65. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU KNEW IN HIGH SCHOOL? A lot of things I know now. 66. WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE YOURSELF AT 13? Don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks of you. 67. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'2 68. WHO IS YOUR FASHION ICON? I don't have one. 69. WHAT’S YOU FAVORITE FASHION TREND? I don't follow trends. 70. WHAT ARE 3 THINGS YOU ALWAYS HAVE IN YOUR BAG (BESIDES PHONE AND WALLET)? Keys, cigarettes, a book 71. WHAT IS A CURRENT TREND YOU HOPE DOESN’T EXIST IN 100 HUNDRED YEAR? I don't know. 72. WHAT’S YOUR MUST HAVE FASHION ACCESSORY? I don't know 73. HEELS OR FLATS? Flats 74. DIAMONDS OR PEARLS? Diamonds. 75. BLOW-DRY OR AIR-DRY? Air-dry. 76. WHAT COLOR DRESS DID YOU WEAR TO PROM? It was black and white. 77. FAVORITE COCKTAIL? None really

78. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY ORDER AT STARBUCKS? Pumpkin spice latte

79. COFFEE OR TEA? Coffee. 80. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE? With lots of sugar and cream 81. WHO IS A PERSON YOU WANT TO HAVE COFFEE WITH? Eh 82. WHAT HISTORICAL FIGURE DO YOU WANT TO HAVE COFFEE WITH? :/ 83. IF YOU COULD LIVE IN ANY HISTORICAL DECADE, WHAT WOULD IT BE AND WHERE? Medieval times 84. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COUNTRY TO VISIT? Australia 85. WHAT’S THE LAST COUNTRY YOU VISITED? ^ 86. WHAT’S A COUNTRY YOU WISH TO VISIT? Norway 87. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE STATE TO VISIT? Eh 88. WHAT’S THE LAST STATE YOU VISITED? Tennessee 89. WHAT’S A STATE YOU WISH TO VISIT? No idea really 90. WHAT’S THE BEST VACATION SPOT? Eh 91. WHERE DOES ONE GO ON A PERFECT ROAD TRIP? Anywhere I guess 92. FAVORITE CITY? New York 93. PILATES OR YOGA? Neither 94. JOGGING OR SWIMMING? Swimming. 95. FAVORITE WAY TO WORKOUT? Walking 96. LEAST FAVORITE WAY TO WORKOUT? Running. 97. BEST WAY TO DECOMPRESS? Eh 98. WHAT’S THE BEST FIRST DATE IDEA? I'm just gonna say movies 99. WHAT’S LOVE? It is different for everyone. 100. MAJOR TURN ON? Neck kisses. 101. MAJOR TURN OFF? Eh 102. WHAT’S THE WEIRDEST THING A GUY HAS DONE OR SAID TO TRY AND IMPRESS YOU? I don't know. 103. WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT SOMEONE WHEN YOU MEET THEM? Just how they look 104. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? No. 105. BEST GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Um, my Shield figures :D 106. LAST GIFT YOU GAVE A FRIEND? I can't remember 107. BEST GIFT TO GET FOR SOMEONE? Depends on what the person likes 108. WHAT’S THE BIGGEST SURPRISE YOU’VE EVER HAD? I'm not sure. 109. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? Purple 110. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? Yellow. 111. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF FLOWER? Roses 112. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE COMEDIAN? Don't really have one 113. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTION STAR? Eh 114. BEST SUPERHERO CREATED? Thor 115. IF YOU HAD ONE SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE? Flying 116. WHAT’S YOUR KRYPTONITE? Eh 117. BIGGEST PHOBIA? Spiders 118. FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE? The Little Mermaid, Frozen, Beauty and the Beast 119. FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTER? Sebastian, Elsa 120. FAVORITE HOLIDAY? Christmas, Halloween 121. WHAT’S YOUR BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME? Eh 122. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PLOT-TWIST? I don't know haha 123. IF YOU COULD DO A FLASH-MOB WHERE WOULD IT BE? I have no idea what that is 124. WHAT’S THE COOLEST THING IN YOUR BEDROOM? Eh 125. IF YOU GOT A TATTOO WHERE WOULD IT BE? My back 126. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CURSE WORD? Fuck 127. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Well, its definitely not Monopoly haha. That game takes forever, and my brother always cheats at it :P

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saiphl · 7 years ago

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Cute Little Questions Fully Answered

Nobody asked for these, but I felt like to.

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Lord Otello 2. Are you outgoing or shy? Shy 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? Chiquito, Pollo and Blondie... just for the sake of everyone else's integrity 4. Are you easy to get along with? Not at all, i'm kinda complicated 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I don't think so, they don't even know I'm interested 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? People who's mind makes me wish to jump in their train of thought 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Nope 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Chiquito and Pollo 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? It depends who I'm talking with 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Pelón 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? what in the fucking hell did she has to do reading what's not her fucking business 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Vanguard, Born Naked, If I dream, Last Train Home, Wonderwall 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Nope, I actually hate when people touches my head 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Yes, I do 15. What good thing happened this summer? Nothing yet... 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Hmmm... The Boy on Fire 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? There might be. 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Nope, we lost contact a long while ago 19. Do you like bubble baths? Hell yeah 20. Do you like your neighbors? Nope 21. What are you bad habits? Whoa, I've got many of those. 22. Where would you like to travel? Right now? I'd like to be in Ireland. 23. Do you have trust issues? Severe trust issues. 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Doing my face 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My belly and my fat arms 26. What do you do when you wake up? Force myself to get out from bed 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I love my skin the color it is 28. Who are you most comfortable around? Both my best friends. 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? I've never asked them. 30. Do you ever want to get married? I'd like to, but it's not mandatory 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yes it is 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Interesting question, I guess it would be Jason Dardo and Charlie Hunnam 33. Spell your name with your chin. Done 34. Do you play sports? What sports? Nope, I'm too lazy 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? The story of my life. 37. What do you say during awkward silences? Nothing, I have no trouble with silences 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? the mind and sense of humor of Chiquito, and the looks of Pollo, if it's a boy and Chii is the best example of my dream girl. 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Gandhi and El Pendulo for books, Boodepository if it's virtual, Old Navy for clothing 40. What do you want to do after high school? I wanted to take a break to decide what to do with my life, so I did. 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?+ Not at all 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? That I'm sleeping, very concentrated or absolutely pissed. 43. Do you smile at strangers? If I feel like to do it. 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer Space. 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? My stubborn bladder. 46. What are you paranoid about? Many things 47. Have you ever been high? Yup 48. Have you ever been drunk? Yup 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Nope, I'm at ease with all the things I've done recently. 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Navy Blue 51. Ever wished you were someone else? Nah, I guess I'm who I am because it has to be. 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Some terrible decissions I've made some years back 53. Favourite makeup brand? Hmmm kinda hard, I guess it might be NYX, but I'm growing fond to Jeffree Star, Anastasia Beverly Hills and Sephora. 54. Favourite store? I've already answered this. 55. Favourite blog? Hmmm The Artificial Dane 56. Favourite colour? All shades of purple 57. Favourite food? Pretty hard to choose, I'm a fattie because I like food so much. 58. Last thing you ate? Cookies & Cream Doughnut with a Latte 59. First thing you ate this morning? A glass of milk and a chocolate doughnut 60. Ever won a competition? For what? A writing competition. 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Because I came out of the non Catholic closet. 62. Been arrested? For what? Nope 63. Ever been in love? Yeah, two times. 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? We were in a half built house, and he actually stole it. 65. Are you hungry right now? I'm more angry than hungry 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Hmmm... no, I actually think that the only person I talk to on tumblr is annoyed of me. 67. Facebook or Twitter? Twitter. 68. Twitter or Tumblr? Twitter 69. Are you watching tv right now? Watching no... I'm actually just listening. 70. Names of your bestfriends? Pepita and Pelón 71. Craving something? What? To blow someone or eat some p****, that could be really useful right now 72. What colour are your towels? Grey. 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 4 and like a ton of cushions 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Yup, my Nosfi 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? I haven't counted them, they deserve being more than just a cute number on my rack. 75. Favourite animal? Cat. 76. What colour is your underwear? Nude 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Both 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Cheese 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Grey with white and blue stars. 80. What colour pants? grey, also with white and blue stars. 81. Favourite tv show? RuPaul's Drag Race 82. Favourite movie? The Lost Boys 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? None, I hate those movies. 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Read previous answer. 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Go to #83 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Dory 87. First person you talked to today? My Effective Communication Teacher. 88. Last person you talked to today? Pepita 89. Name a person you hate? No one, hatred is a serious waste of energy 90. Name a person you love? Nina 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? La Patrona 92. In a fight with someone? Not... yet. 93. How many sweatpants do you have? two 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 2 hoodies, I'm not sure how many sweaters. 95. Last movie you watched? Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge. 96. Favourite actress? Tilda Swinton 97. Favourite actor? The late great Alan Rickman 98. Do you tan a lot? Nope, I love my milky skin tone 99. Have any pets? A sweet cat. 100. How are you feeling? Mostly pissed right now 101. Do you type fast? Yup 102. Do you regret anything from your past? A couple of things 103. Can you spell well? Yeah 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Of course, I'd give anything to be with my Grandma again. 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yup 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Yeah, I'm not proud of it. 107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yup 108. What should you be doing? Sleeping 109. Is something irritating you right now? Oh man, Goddess knows that I'm beyond irritated right now 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yeah, many times. 111. Do you have trust issues? Yeah, i do. 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Pepita 113. What was your childhood nickname? Ams... the same I still have now. 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yeah, many times. 115. Do you play the Wii? Nope 116. Are you listening to music right now? Nope 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yeah, a lot. 118. Do you like Chinese food? yup, I love it 119. Favourite book? The Count of Montecristo 120. Are you afraid of the dark? Nope 121. Are you mean? Sometimes, when someone deserve it 122. Is cheating ever okay? Never 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Not at all 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yeah, it happened to me. 125. Do you believe in true love? Yeah, but everyone need to remember that love changes with the time. 126. Are you currently bored? Nope, just insomniac 127. What makes you happy? Chocolate 128. Would you change your name? Just take off the first one. 129. What your zodiac sign? Pisces 130. Do you like subway? I'd rather have a Which Wich. 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? That would never happen, he's gay. 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Pelón 133. Favourite lyrics right now? In this very moment, Vanguard. 134. Can you count to one million? yeah. 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? hmmm... I can't remember 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed 137. How tall are you? 1.65 mt 138. Curly or Straight hair? straight 139. Brunette or Blonde? brunette dyed as reddie 140. Summer or Winter? Winter 141. Night or Day? Nnight 142. Favourite month? October 143. Are you a vegetarian? Nope 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark and White 145. Tea or Coffee? Both 146. Was today a good day? No, it wasn't 147. Mars or Snickers? None of them 148. What’s your favourite quote? It's the preface of a book written by Alvaro de la Iglesia, and it would take me a lot of time to translate it properly, but I'll do my best "There wlll be people in life that will live to screw you, and give their lives to get you pissed, but if in your pleasant path you find these people, just kindly smile at them and then say 'God Bless You, Moron'" 149. Do you believe in ghosts? Yup 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? "Alrededor de ellos se asentó una burbuja, se hizo un silencio."

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1. Where are you from?

I am from Finland

2. Where do you live and for how long? A town in the western part of Finland, i’ve lived here my whole life

3. What’s your favorite thing about where you live? I like the city center even tho it is under construction atm and looks like a total mess. but it has pretty much every shop and store i need in my life

4. What did you love the most about the town you grew up in? Like i said, i’ve lived here my whole life

5. Do you have any pets? My mom has two cats but i don’t live with her anymore, but i still call them my cats

6. What was your 1st pet’s name? We had a pet hamster whose name was Hermanni, lol

7. What’s your favorite season? Probably winter or summer

8. What’s your favorite movie? There’s plenty, for example Gothika, Shutter Island, Misery, Seven…

9. Favorite movie in the past 5 years? Same as now, lol

10. What’s a movie that you laughed the hardest during? Maybe Fun With Dick and Jane, that movie was really funny, i love Jim Carrey

11. What’s a movie you cried the hardest during? The only movie i’ve cried while watching was Train to Busan, the ending is really really sad

12. What’s the best-animated movie ever created? I don’t know about the best but i’ve always liked Over the Hedge

13. Favorite TV show? CSI Miami

14. Favorite TV show that is currently on? Well they have CSI Miami rerun on tv at the moment

15. What’s your favorite restaurant? The local American Diner we have here

16. What’s your favorite food? Pasta. And sushi, also chicken and salmon

17. Least favorite food? Anything pickled

18. What toppings do you get on your pizza? Mushroom and tuna, also garlic

19. Favorite beverage? Just plain water. I also like lemon cola

20. Favorite dessert? Ice cream

21. Is there a dessert you don’t like? I don’t really enjoy cream cakes

22. Cake or pie?

Pie i guess

23. What’s your favorite ice cream? Vanilla, raspberry and liquorice lol

24. What’s your favorite condiment? Garlic or paprika mayo

25. What do you get for brunch?

I don’t know exactly what brunch means

26. It’s 4 am on a Saturday night, what do you eat? I’m usually sleep by then LMAO

27. What one thing do you have in your fridge at any given time? Milk i guess

28. Weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? I don’t think i’ve ever eaten anything weird

29. What’s your favorite band? I don’t listen to bands

30. Favorite solo artist? James Arthur

31. Favorite nonliving musician? I’d say Amy Winehouse. i like some of her songs. i don’t really listen to deceased singers

32. Favorite lyrics? So many

33. Favorite song of all time? I’ve been listening to Figure 8 by FKA Twigs alot

34. Favorite album? Ummm dunno

35. What’s the last song you listened to? Juicy by Doja Cat haha

36. If you life were a song what would the title be? I’m so bad with these

37. What song would you probably be caught dancing alone to? I dance to alot of songs, can’t just pick one

38. If you could sing a duet with somebody who would it be? I can’t sing. i don’t want to embarrass anyone so i wouldn’t pick anyone lol

39. If you could master one instrument what would it be? Piano i guess, i used to play it but then i stopped and forgot everything

40. What is your go-to karaoke song? Noooo you will never hear me sing karaoke

41. What book are you currently reading or the last book you read? I’m not reading at the moment

42. What’s a book that you plan on reading? My Friend Dahmer, i fell in love with the movie so i really HAVE TO read it, first i’ll just have to find the book somewhere lol

43. What’s a book that you read because everyone else was reading it? I don’t think that eve happened, i don’t really read alot

44. What’s a book that you read in school that positively shaped you? What does that mean? idk but book i enjoyed reading for school was this finnish book about a girl who was addicted to drugs, it was a true story and really interesting

45. What’s a book in school that you hated? I don’t remember

46. What’s your favorite book? I’d have to say Lolita

47. What’s a book you wish you had written? Idk, some succesful book is guess lol

48. Dark chocolate or milk chocolate? Milk chocolate

49. Underwater or Outer space? Noo i’m afraid of both

50. Dogs or cats? Cats

51. Kittens or Puppies? Kittens

52. Dolphins or Koalas? Koalas

53. Bird watching or whale watching? Uuh, bird watching?

54. What is your spirit animal? I have no idea lol, a cat?

55. To be or not to be? Lol

56. IPhone or Android? i have iphone

57. Twitter or Instagram? Instagram, i don’t even have Twitter

58. Vine or snapchat? Vine is my life lol

59. Who should everyone be following right now? I don’t know, ha

60. What’s your favorite app? Website? Youtube for both

61. What was your favorite subject in school? English

62. What was your best subject in school? English and chemistry

63. What was your worst subject in school? Math for sure

64. What subject would you teach in school? I would never be a teacher

65. What is one thing you wish you knew in high school? How to actually study properly

66. What advice would you give yourself at 13? Just be confident

67. How tall are you? 163cm

68. Who is your fashion icon? I don’t have one

69. What’s you favorite fashion trend? I know nothing about fashion trends

70. What are 3 things you always have in your bag (besides phone and wallet)? Keys, bus card and lot of old receipts lol

71. What is a current trend you hope doesn’t exist in 100 hundred years? I’m bad with trends

72. What’s your must have fashion accessory? My earrings and belly button ring lol

73. Heels or flats? I love both but flats are more convenient

74. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds

75. Blow-dry or air-dry? Usually air-dry

76. What color dress did you wear to prom? I didn’t attent prom

77. Favorite cocktail? I don’t drink cocktails

78. What do you usually order at Starbucks? I’ve been there only couple times but i’d say just plain iced coffee is the best

79. Coffee or tea? Coffee

80. How do you like your coffee? A café latte please

81. Who is a person you want to have coffee with? My friend

82. What historical figure do you want to have coffee with? I have no idea

83. If you could live in any historical decade, what would it be and where? I’d rather just stay here

84. What’s your favorite country to visit? I loved Cyprus

85. What’s the last country you visited? Spain

86. What’s a country you wish to visit? Italy, Iceland, Thailand

87. What’s your favorite state to visit? I’ve never been to the states

88. What’s the last state you visited? ^

89. What’s a state you wish to visit? Florida because of Miami lol

90. What’s the best vacation spot? Cyprus i guess

91. Where does one go on a perfect road trip? I don’t really like road trips

92. Favorite city? Stockholm, i would live there

93. Pilates or yoga? Yoga for sure

94. Jogging or swimming? Swimming

95. Favorite way to workout? Dance and gymnastics

96. Least favorite way to workout? Running

97. Best way to decompress? Just to be alone

98. What’s the best first date idea? Maybe to go to a nice coffee shop

99. What’s love?

Uhh

100. Major turn on? Intelligence

101. Major turn off? Being gross

102. What’s the weirdest thing a guy has done or said to try and impress you? I don’t this ever happened

103. What’s the first thing you notice about someone when you meet them? Eyes

104. Do you believe in love at first sight? In some cases yes, like mothers who see their child for the first time

105. Best gift you ever received? i like all my gifts i’ve received

106. Last gift you gave a friend? Chocolate from Spain

107. Best gift to get for someone? Depends on who it is for

108. What’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? I don’t really know

109. What’s your favorite color? Pastel blue

110. Least favorite color? I like all the colors

111. What’s your favorite type of flower? Dunno, roses i guess

112. Who is your favorite comedian? Jim carrey or Kevin Hart

113. Who is your favorite action star? Matt Damon

114. Best superhero created? Spiderman

115. If you had one superpower what would it be? Invisibility

116. What’s your kryptonite? What is that

117. Biggest phobia? Losing someone close

118. Favorite Disney Movie? The Lion King

119. Favorite Disney character? Idk i like all of them

120. Favorite Holiday? Christmas

121. What’s your best Halloween costume? I don’t dress on Halloween

122. What’s your favorite plot-twist? I don’t know

123. If you could do a flash-mob where would it be? Haha i wouldn’t

124. What’s the coolest thing in your bedroom? My bed

125. If you got a tattoo where would it be? Uhh, maybe on my wrists or my ribs. underboob tattoos are pretty too

126. What’s your favorite curse word? Fuck

127. What’s your favorite board game? That finnish board game Afrikan tähti which translates to a star of Africa, that game was my childhood lol

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