#burto

[kotoyin]

[ TXT from @mnstcrbnll SIRIO ]

GREETINGS STARDUST, AND WELCOME TO SECRETS FROM THE STARS! I hope you're ready to do your best and find out who your secret belongs to. Remember to follow the rules, and be ready to gain as many points as possible! The rules are well explained on the blog ☆

YOUR SECRET IS:

- I have had done something naughty in the break room or my place of work

GOOD LUCK! SIRIO GALASSIA ☆

Face puckering as she reads the text, she starts to voice her thoughts out loud to nobody in particular. "Wow. Too much information. But also too vague!! But, you gotta admire anyone who has the balls to confess something like that on reality TV!"

Let's think logically. It wouldn't be any of the kids—Ree, Willow & Anzu are off the cards.

She's pretty sure that Riley dude doesn't have a job so that means no place to get naughty in. Strelitzia, Grusha, Volkner and Moylayne all have gyms that could have break rooms in but they all seem too private or reserved to talk about their sex lives so openly.

Same with Rika, her twitter is so dead. Way too corporate. She probably wouldn't want the attention confessing this would bring.

Then Sada… well she is kinda wild, sure, and she's married to another professor. Maybe they'd have done something freaky in the lab but what kinda self respecting pokémon professor announces parts of their sex life to the public like this? Don't they all work with kids?

The last five, she's not so sure about.

The woman called Mable is a scientist, or something? So not as high profile as the league members, so she might feel a little more able to talk about her sexual encounters. But something tells her she's not the type, she can't imagine that secret coming out of Mable's mouth.

A freak like Proton would totally gloat about something like this on TV, would probably be cackling like a frickin' gastly when he heard Sirio give her his secret.

That Francis seems like a real weirdo too, like, yeah, she's pretty high energy herself but that girl is too much. Definitely seems like the type to overshare. Burto too, that's a mans-man if ever she saw one. He's probably bragging about all the sex he's having on a daily basis.

But she doesn't feel certain about any of them. Treating public sex like it's something that makes a scandalous confession…

There's a horrible, queasy feeling in the pit of her stomach. There's one player that definitely has a workplace to have been naughty in. Someone who Silver has told her can be a little impulsive. Someone who was scandalized when Sirio and Etna poked fun at his secret.

"Oh my god. This is so—is it Mr. Looker?!"

[retropinkminstrel]

The late great Mr. Richard Burton - the annual seasonal offering of Armageddon…..🌝- surely not……..,👺

FALLBACK - EARTJLINGS!! 😎😁🥹🤓😞

https://youtu.be/C9DISbQKTTM?si=XEDcT92M1CfxloCm

[jadipose]

I think you'd look good in vertical stripes.

LMAO+ idk ho+w vertical they'd be o+n me!!! so+unds pretty wavy

[hunstor]

Do you all dare me to draw bill crying In the drive thru of the Burto Paradox Interdi-Mexican Restaurant 🧐

[richardnyxon]

breffest burto

[thecapeeshniche]

Burto’s bros are back!!

[sailormanrahh]

Burto

:)

[jellyfalinks]

Some headcanons

> A group of Waddle Dees is called a Fluffle and/or a Snuggle

> Celestials/Asterals are what kirbies and dark matter are collectively called. (May post a bunch of headcanons based on their biology)

> A lot of species get covered in pollen mainly ones like Waddle Dees, Celestials, Burto Burts.

> Kirby takes lessons on baking and tries to bake every holiday

> Prince Fluff and Bandee often scrapbook together

[justsomeoneunordinary]

hm. that new sarada time skip art for burto sure makes me appreciate kishi's respectful approach in drawing girls and women even more. he might've been terrible at writing them but at least he always drew them well

[1billiongecs]

cant fucking believe mg burto follows me on soundcloud

[pokogame]

At one point, Avowed would have taught us to use magic with an explosive Elder Scrolls reference: 'How about we just have a guy on the road that blows himself up' When I talked to Burto Ratterner, di Avowed blows Elder explosive Guy Magic Point Reference road Scrolls taught https://pokogame.site/at-one-point-avowed-would-have-taught-us-to-use-magic-with-an-explosive-elder-scrolls-reference-how-about-we-just-have-a-guy-on-the-road-that-blows-himself-up/

[digitalproductsbazar]

Burto SaaS Digital Agency Elementor Template Kit Download

[eternalatmn]

cik atkailināti\

atzīmējot savus ik mēneša ciešanu svētkus uzdāvināju sev saltiņu un nolēmu doties pastaigā. pāri vienam tiltam, tad atpakaļ pa citu. pēc pirmajām piecpadsmit minūtēm ļoti gribējās iet mājās. ķermenis sāp un drusku viss besī, bet neies jau atpakaļ. turpinās ceļu augsti paceltā degungala virzienā. jāaplūko arī krastmalas svecītes tomēr. bija smuki. austiņās sāk skanēt dido un viņas skumjā balss izgaudo visas manas asaras un asinis. vispār cilvēki joprojām iet pa trotuāru un smēķē cīgas, kurš gadsimts?? pa ilgiem laikiem nākas šķērsot vienu no rīgas nāves pārejām, kuru vienmēr uzmanīgi vēroju, šokējoties par citiem šoferiem, esot autovadītāja krēslā. jāsaka, nebija diez ko jauki, bet esmu dzīva, kas laikam ir pietiekami augsta latiņa. pagājusi pusstunda pastaigā un man nu jau ļoti augstā pakāpē gribejās apgulties mājās zem segas un ciest. kāpēc nemāku sevi pažēlot? kāpēc pirmajā ciešanu dienā man jāizdomā iet lietū un tumsā staigāt? pat orgasms, kā medicīnas grāmatās raksta, neatviegloja sāpes. manu dzemdi šobrīd dur desmit noasināti naži, bet man jāiet gaismiņas skatīties. wtf, sieviete? vispār neesmu rakstījusi par mēnešreizēm. ikdiena parastā. bet kaut kā brūkošās pasaules kontekstā, kas cenšas sievietes pataisīt par nākamo vadoņu ražojošiem vergiem, gribas par tām runāt vairāk. dzīvot šodienā ar katru mirkli šķiet ar vien nožēlojamāk. satraucos arī par to, ka likteņa līdumniekus drīz varēs piedzīvot realitātē, ne vien pie ekrāna. tik bezjēdzīgi viss. turpinu iet un esmu milimetra attālumā no domas iekāpt tramvajā un braukt mājās. atceros, ka pagājušajā gadā reiz izgāju pastaigā un uz krastenes likās, ka tūliņ nokritīšu un tur arī palikšu. iekāpu pie sky city bee un atbraucu mājās. nebija spēka pastaigai, jo izrādās, ka kafija un saltiņš nav ēdienreize. priecājos, ka tiem laikiem esmu tikusi pāri, tagad šķiet baudu veselīgākas attiecības ar sevi. pat ja brīžiem tā nešķiet, cenšos tam nākotnes es, kas ceļas no jauna katru rītu. tuvojos vanšu tiltam un galvā pārcilāju visus argumentus iet vai neiet pāri. pirms pāris gadiem bieži tur gāju. man nebija auto, tētis veda mani uz darbu un vienmēr aizveda pārāk agri. tā es katru rītu teicu, lai laiž mani ārā pie teātra un gāju tiltam pāri ar kājām. tagad nolēmu, ka tomēr jāiet, vējš nav tik liels un priekšā ņirb vismaz viens cilvēks, kurš ir uzdrīkstējies iet pāri. tad ar cerībām, ka šovakar nebūs jāatopas grimstot daugavas dibenā. turpinājumā ķīpsalas tunelis, kur drukātos burtos kliedz uzraksts “kur tu dodies?” es jau tepat, metu apļus tumšās ielās. vēl kāds brīdis un mājas. sapņoju par tēju. ā, vispār beidzot tā ar apņēmību pieķēros “a little life” grāmatai, tā mani arī gaida. austiņās sāk skanēt “pastaigājos, ne ar vienu nerunājos” un es domāju, kā beidzot atkal esmu sākusi vairāk runāties ar sevi. vasarā visādi notikumi, piedzīvojumi un šis blogs bija kļuvis gadrīz aizmirsts. rudens nāk ar pārdomu brīdi un viss šķiet pavisam labi. atkal ir ko teikt un gribas mērot ceļus pastaigās. jauki!

[thethirstyspittoon]

⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Tuesday – January 23, 2017 – Helena Bonham Carter

[equestrianempire]

Monday News & Notes from FutureTrack

I love this time of year. There’s eventing underway in the US; the British Eventing season kicked off over the weekend despite rain and even snow making life a touch tricky for folks around the country; we’re starting to see entry lists fill up for the early-season four-stars; Badminton and Kentucky are racing closer (a fact that makes my stomach feel like it’s going to explode with butterflies, which I hope isn’t just a sign that actually, I’m in my thirties now and maybe I’ve developed a GI issue as a result); and everything’s full-steam ahead for the Olympics. Everything is still yet to happen – the stories are yet to unfold, and the possibilities are truly endless. And alongside all of the above? All our favourite events are well into their 2024 planning and building. Germany’s Luhmühlen CCI5* and CCI4*-S is a longtime EN fave, and today, they released their first look at what Mike Etherington-Smith has got up his sleeve for this year’s courses. Join him, friend of EN Juliane Barth, and a whole bunch of heavy machinery out on course and see how the stage will be set for one of the biggest showdowns pre-Paris. It’s going to be a remarkable week of sport.

National Holiday: It’s National Grammar Day. Mind you’re words and contractions.

US Weekend Action:

2024 $100,000 Conceal Grand-Prix Eventing Showcase at Bruce’s Field (Aiken, SC) [Website] [Results] [Ride For Charity Teams] [Ride For Charity Online Vote] [EN’s Coverage]

Full Gallop Farm March Wednesday H.T. (Aiken, SC) [Website] [Results]

Rocking Horse Winter III H.T. (Altoona, FL) [Website] [Results]

Sporting Days Farm March H.T. II (Aiken, SC) [Website] [Results]

Twin Rivers Winter H.T. (Paso Robles, CA) [Website] [Entries] [Results]

Your Monday Reading List:

If you’re a committed entry list stalker, you might have noticed something interesting on the Montelibretti 3* line-up for this week. That something interesting is an entry from Australia’s Chris Burton, who left eventing in 2021 to focus on showjumping. Now, it appears, he’s back – and with an exciting new partner in Shadow Man, the former 5* mount of Britain’s Ben Hobday. Here’s how they’re getting on so far, and confirmation that yes, Burto has had the horse since before the cut-off date for Olympic ownership to be secured.

Speaking of folks getting the bug again, that’s exactly what happened to dentist Dr Jesse Akers Reagin. Her hiatus was a touch longer – 18 years, in fact! – but after attending a baby shower in 2019 at the farm of Katie Malensek, Canada’s high-flying vet-turned-team-member, she felt that spark reignite and knew it was well worth trying to get horses back into her life. And now? Well, she’s doing pretty darn well herself.

Okay, we know eventing prize money ain’t all that. But how does it actually compare to the pots across the disciplines? Horse & Hound dived into the numbers, and it turns out that while we’re definitely not leading the charge, we’re also not at the bottom of the heap. It makes for some interesting reading, and has certainly reignited my spark for working out the hows and the whys. Here’s what they found.

One of the best ways to ensure everyone is well-represented in sport is to make sure that everyone who has something to contribute is given a voice and a platform. That’s why I’m really pleased to see that US Eventing is now offering complimentary digital memberships to USEA affiliates – including members of volunteering programs and regional eventing associations. The former actually got this benefit last year, and the addition of the latter should give more of a platform for those regional programs to be able to highlight the challenges and benefits of hosting the sport in various parts of the country. Find out more information here and remember: a governing body is the sum of all its subsidiary voices, opinions, and pushes for change. Make sure yours is heard.

Morning Viewing: 

Every year at Badminton, I’m once again struck by just how fun — and challenging! — the BE90 and BE100 Voltaire Design Grassroots Championship looks. It truly is the creme-de-la-creme of lower-level competition, and takes an enormous amount of planning, prep, and dedication to get to. I’ll never get a chance to try it for myself – I suspect it’ll be many decades yet that I’ll be deeply entrenched in reporting on Badminton itself! – so I’ll be living vicariously through those riders who are blogging and vlogging the whole experience, from their early-season runs and training to the week itself. Here’s one to get you started, that lays bear just how tricky it can be to get everything moving in the right direction. Come on, Donut – we’re rooting for you!