#bulianne x.x
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Someone posted a whole video of his album party: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nzlhDV0PaR8&source_ve_path=MTc4NDI0
There was no way I was listening to his screeching, but I skimmed through the talking parts. It gets worse the more you hear. Also he’s already changing his story/lying about some of the songs again
1) Apparently now he’s into Japanese culture. The theme for the album is the various stages in relationships, but also kintsugi pottery. Breaking something apart (read himself) and building it back into something more precious. He got the Narnia makeup artist to turn him into kintsugi for the album cover for the title song Where the Light Gets In.
2) He’s now changed the story (lied) about Nevermind from being about heartbreak, to now claiming he wrote it with (Kevin???) during the pandemic about anxiety.
3) Stolen Time is where it gets interesting, cause he insinuated he was involved with someone when S&B season 2 started filming. The song is about time and distance and the world (pandemic) keeping people apart, but about two people in different time zones trying to connect to each other. He said he was miserable and “missing someone”, but also said Calahan wrote part of the song. Calahan was actually going through a break up at the time, so how much of the song is about him??? And Benny was just a pining loser. Also, wasn’t that winter when Jules was dating that Charlie guy.
4) He also pathetically shouted out the Save the Crows Netflix petition. Also there is a sex song. Eww
5) The Three New Hearts song about getting his heart broken three times (Jules?) is his favorite
6)Someone said he had a song about telling someone he wouldn’t wait for them Someday, but it’s apparently it’s about bastardizing Dylan Thomas’s poetry. Which is somehow worse. He brought up the English degree though, because he will never let people forget
FIRST OF ALL! thank ye for your sacrifice muffin, here's a potato for ye 🥔🥔🥔
And here's the link
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1) Kintsugi? Where the Light Gets In (Let the Light In much lol)? Me thinks someone got himself Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd on vinyl xd
2) So the shitty lyrics were actually group attempt? Even worse lol
3) WHAT YE MEAN SOMEONE IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONE WHEN HE WAS IN HUNGARY? But the twitter girlies told me he was sharing same hotel room with Jessie? Valentines day hotel backpack 2 years anniversary soon x.x ANYWAY if I remember well, twin flame and the spiritual healing tongue guy were together like late 2021 like a few weeks after the EP premiere when he was in Canada?? and then he was in Hungary from January till like almost summer? And I remember something about gym bros and some trips they took cuz Calahan was big sad yesssss
4) Can't figure out why ye put these two in one lol maybe cuz he a paid whore? And now he thinks he can do like sweet gentleman lil puppy's version of AC/DC's The Jack?
5) Only three times? I would say we can count more bulianne break ups buuuuuuuut maybe it's because of the three big pap outings? the pandemic stroll with hubby away, the Montana/ice cream date, and then the NY birthday week?
6) Have nothing of substance to say actually lol he should have go for William McGonagall for shits and giggles
#thanks again muffin#will share with the whole class#ben barnes#the worst benny boy updates blog listening shindig news update
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Anyways to not make it bulianne!!! I DON'T THINK IT'S THE SAME PENDANT!!! unless she/he wearing hers/his backwards cuz this one up there is plain and the one in Benny's stories has like two lil details on the lower end.
Well, it may or may not be the same pendant, but does it really matter if miss Jules is in Florida with the man she’s been slowly sprinkling in her posts and stories recently? Benny is at home wishing all the wishes for his fairy, but she’s over at Disney land getting it from someone whose pockets are deep enough that he can make all her wishes come true. Poor Benny 🤭
Good for her...? Lol I dunno is that the guy with the legs whatever? Someone told me his name but I forgot lol me thinks I remember his hairline receded comparably to Benny's career x.x
Can he like buy off Benny?? And prevent him from singing ever again? Imma gonna stan if he can let him make me dream come true. Also babe 11:11 never dies and Benny enjoys being the side chick after all lol
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What happened in august and Christmas? I’m sorry new follower trying to catch up on everything
Lol honestly ye would do better just checking out the archives here like...
In August boy went to NYC for a lil birthday trip. He was fucking around with twin flame (Jules just in case x.x) with paps and deuxmoi involved. Then his fangirs got mad cuz ye know yeah they are friends for years at this point with her and many others and she's problematic as them kids say, but possibly dating? Crossed the line like babe that was it
Anyways blah blah blah boy blocks his fans, Benny Boy racist trending, the russians fangirls fighting for his virtues on twitter and a love Benny boy did nothing wrong account was birthed, followed by couple of Benny is a booty call articles and a con idk I don't remember what else but it looked like downfall big times like cuz even randos got interested. Spoiler tho!! No one is mad at Benny anymore cuz he showed his collarbones that slut and called Jessie a sunshine so everything was forgiven. Attention span less impressive than Benny's dick but what can ye do right?
Over Christmas.... I don't remember what that was about? Boy went to momma's, per usual, but then possibly went to Paris with his low-key zionist bestie and her husband. Something about him being in the Alps or whatever too???
Anyways then he came back to LA and followed back yet another hallmark blonde, but his friends did too? Honestly I don't remember :c but another bulianne like cult of them dating troll accounts came to life cuz of that me thinks x.x
That's the gist probably 🥔
#speaking of dicks since its the rainbow month#who does have the most impressive one lol#cuz aubergine research fell through#thanks to Benjamin
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm been telling ye all boy has a type but omg 🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️ don't wanna say she and twin flame lookalike but she be looking more like fairy queen than fairy queen is currently looking lol
What a little treat this easter morning X.x
I remember her a lil bit! She's the one with male porn star name (just saying lol) and the first one (or one of the earliest) blondes he followed in a series lately lol
Also weren't there some accounts, in that bulianne style, that were saying they boyfriend girlfriend in Ken's voice?
Tho I need to know why he posted the exact pic as Rob???? Why not repost lol oh wait! Deer in headlights I almost forgot
Also wasn't someone also telling me Rob moved back to UK?? In me dms at least I think???
#anyways#discuss#are we surprised tho#i was waiting for something about him and one of his blonde lookalike friends#like it was matter of time really#tho my monies were on that Steph girl after the birthday post#ben barnes#glorious one#can i just say again HE HAS A TYPE#should i do a collection collage of them lol
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The bulianne romance phase is over, we back to just platonic besties/occasional booty call! bless it's safe to stan Benny Boy again all crimes forgiven they are not dating
This is actually funny because it does seem like the girlies are more concerned about who warms his bed as opposed to the sketchy stuff he’s done that deserves valid criticism. Not that dating a racist isn’t sus but like, the guy was friends with her for yearsssss and no one bat an eye, but the minute that relationship took a romantic turn, it’s when the line is drawn? Reminds me of that society meme “I can excuse bad career choices and supporting problematic organizations but I draw the line at dating Jules Hough”. 🤣
LoL I could not do poor Britta so dirty and actually make this lol
But yeeeeee like Benny Boy send out a we are just besties memo followed by fairy queen's occasional booty calls note, and them girlies were like ok alrighty we back to square one then nothing to see here
I do wonder, it's kinda sus that the perspective of him being romantically linked to a woman, that he is publicly friends with FOR YEARS before during and after idk certain Halloween party, makes them change their minds.... If there was a word for this behaviour :c I feel like there is but I can't remember like tip of me tongue tho x.x oh and then there was the additional fraction of the fandom that was pissed cuz he wasn't turning round his costar as they deluded themselves was happening
I remember last year this time some of them were like omg if they dating that's his private life he can be a shitstain but that's his private life so none of me fucking business. On his insta he a poet me hear... Also another one of me faves, a tweet I was shown and I shall remember forever, it was a lil tweet that said that they are SURE Benny was educating poor twin flame and they are SURE Benny did everything he could to turn her back to the good side as the proud educated ally he is! And that's why they still besties. Not that continuing her ways is... her way lol
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THO! Do I remember right that A WHILE back someone said here that the fairy queen is doing music again? Maybe we are finally in for that duet?
Yeah I have a feeling this is not a work thing lol I don’t think she goes to the same music producers as Benny since she can actually pay for better. I got curious and went to check and she hasn’t followed Kevin back which is kinda surprising since she’s the type to follow everyone; the girl has no standards. So who knows what’s going on. Her birthday is next week so maybe Benny enlisted his pal Kevin to help him compose a(nother) song for his fairy princess. Like you’ve said, bulianne has been going on forever and will probably survive climate change 🧚♀️ 🦁 💕
NOOOOOOOOOO BUT THE WORST DUET EVER?!?!?!? still think its gonna happen one way or another
Also i made the mistake and checked her wiki page... her music endeavors so far were released by actual labels and not the shitty vanity pay us guys Benny is besties with lol
AND OMG can't believe imma saying this but plastic melts in high temps right? just wait for someone's lips and cheeks melting down their face x.x
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So his music buddy Kevin (who follows all Benny’s friends on IG after meeting them) just followed Julianne while she was in LA so they probably met via Ben — so she’s still hanging around. Good to know some things never change
Muffin bulianne cubes are friends since before the Napoleonic wars. He been around her through her best hits and around her other besties and their best hits
He never gonna drop her cuz at the very core they are too much alike. Besties lol justjared exclusive X.x
Also hun I know it's summer and it's their time of the year but gooods in heavens the ye have time and energy to keep track of this shite lol
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In keeping with the honesty theme, I need your thoughts here Coral: do you think that the twin flames will ever become official? There’s really nothing stopping them from being together and people are gonna criticize whether you’re the the devil or the next coming of Mother Teresa, so is that really what’s halting them or do you think there’s something else at play? Like do you think that now that Jules is getting more gigs and “recognition” she’s outgrown Benny’s puppy love (and fame/visibility)? Wishing you a good one! ��💛
Like Benny could risk getting official with anyone who fangirls do not approve lol or with anyone really like x.x ye know the guy lol
I said million times, that ice cream post Montana outting was Benny (and twin flame??) testing the waters. Did not stick sooooo any kind of even attempting being public for real was off that damn table for Benny lol ye know cuz fangirls were mad lol and some started to sniffing the skewed timelines and the word affair appeared
About now or the future? Well bulianne is dead in me heart and many many others x.x the next time Benny is about to be pitchforked will be when his pics with 20 yo girlie in his rented porsche drop x.x and then he will hide again lol
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You see this profile on instagram before?
Pure joke 🤣
https://instagram.com/buliannetwinflame?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
ye I did that's why I use bulianne all the time lol
but they are a troll so who cares x.x
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"Yeeeeesh i actually agree. Them accounts are just basic trolls and like I like when they give boy hard time but ye know there is a limit and why bother other people when ye can bother that flat unemployed ass?"
Exactly! And we know diddly shit about this woman, god knows what's actually going on in her life, and that troll could be stirring up some real shit for her.
My theory is that this troll and the troll account for bulianne is the same person, just shit posting all over to get to Ben - the photo layouts, the captions etc are very very similar. I don't mind them dragging Julianne's ass, she's problematic af, but pulling other people into it isn't okay at all. Ella may or may not be involved with Ben in a romantic way, we simply don't know for certain, and that's not enough to act on in any regard.
LOL them trolls being the same person I was just messaging about this with a muffin x.x we really do be having a collective brain
And like not to mention but I remember them having a problem with Jessie too and then SUPPRISINGLY the news about this made it to the twitter crowd and there was a fight lol
it really is just trolling and fighting and that's it like that's what peeps are into BUT HAVE YE HEARD THIS MAN SINGING? why no one is using that? it's basically a free real estate like x.x so many videos so many bad notes....... oh no wait all the benny boy property accounts already making benny wonderful singing fancams on insta.... not sure if they trolling tho i think not ;cccc
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Not me being ready to say goodbye to Bulianne bc Ella May Cannon followed (and was followed back by) his bestie Kevin immediately upon her return to LA but then seeing Jules liking all his posts and her bestie Tyler Lain commenting on Ben’s S&B premiere post (“Attaboy” like he’s a dog lmao) even though Tyler doesn’t even follow him? And Jules liking that comment? And yes, I have too much free time.
Lol this is my new favourite reaction pic for Benny x.x HE IS A LOYAL PUPPY AFTER ALL
Also hun like it's not stalking it's investigating... An actual paying career lol something Benny doesn't even have anymore
They all are just a group of BESTIES bulianne but polygamous cuz the twin flames have a tendency to go behind partners back so they had to up the game
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“He looks miserable during any kind of promo for season 2.”
I think it’s also worth noting that during the promo for season 1, everything was done online and ‘bulianne: the august 2022 volume’ hadn’t happened yet. He lost a lost of support online because of that, I mean his main Twitter page was actively mocking him. That has left him sour. And then there’s the fact that aside from his small role in Del Toro’s anthology and his T-mobile commercials, he hasn’t done anything notable. His music “career” is just as relevant as a child’s garage band dream, since I don’t think any critic attended his shows (and he should be glad for that!). Also, having been in the industry for a while, I’m pretty sure he knows or has a feeling that Netflix won’t be renewing s&b. That or his character is killed off at the end of this season, so the future of the show would no longer be his problem. And so I think at this point he’s doing all of this because he’s contractually obligated and not necessarily because he’s invested. Anyways this is my two cents, maybe I’m completely wrong and the reason he looked miserable was because he had digestive problems, he be an old man after all! 👴🏻
Like he was not singing so he was not constipated. Myth busted 🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️
No but like honestly when was the last time he was doing an actual in person press? 2018/2019??? The two random appearances at Westworld and that London premieres do not count lol
Other than that like yeee he has a contract and Shadow Daddy is getting the axe sometimes in the next month lol
Oh! And he jobless bitchless and probably soon to be penniless
He still get them fangirls adoring him tho so he good x.x
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Coral! Don’t go booking the funeral venue yet! I have a feeling that bulianne is still going on, even if Benny hasn’t publicly liked anything from her since the Christmas shenanigans. The fairy liked Ben’s latest “musical” post and she’s been posting melancholy stuff, talking about the past and healing, to which some of the people following her have rightfully commented “healing from what??”. I think once the s&b show gets cancelled and Benny runs out of money to pay venues to let him live his rock star dream, we might see a pap shot of the twin flames if only so they can pretend to still be relevant. 🧚♀️💗🦁
Relax hun imma not gonna book anything yet x.x still paying off the first funeral and imma in academia so that's gonna take a while longer ;c
and like pretend to be relevant? WERE THEY EVER RELEVANT TO BEGIN WITH??
#runs out of moni#he getting ready for full time music career#which is actually funny cuz its pretty obvi his music career costs him pretty penny instead of paying for his living#hallmark awaits#if not theres always onlyfans
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“That is the sound of his dick being reabsorbed back into his body” THE SCREAM I LET OUT!! Ahhh Coral, never change🤣🫶 I also don’t think bulianne is dead, but it is kinda funny that that article came out today. That being said, I’m SO ready for some more goat screeches from our boy!
i mean i was not joking??? how else can ye explain the sounds he keeps making and he like hunches over too and puts his hand in between his legs like x.x all seems biologically accurate to me and imma a master of biological sciences soooooooo
BULIANNE WILL NEVER DIE! benny made sure of that with the glorious brow line.........
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Paying for an article to come out on the first day of his World Tour™️ ?? Ohhhhhh this woman is EVIL!!!! Or Benny has some humiliation kink lmaooooo maybe this will motivate Ben to reach even higher notes🤭
https://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/20230208163904/julianne-hough-possible-boyfriend-tyler-lain/?viewas=amp
Funnily enough I had a muffin mentioning this fucking pair earlier in the evening 😘😘😘😘
Will say what I said earlier too. The last time they were getting handsy in NY while she was there FOR months peeps told me he got a boyfriend actually. Dunno what is true but she deffo took him as plus one for the friends trip cuz Benny was no fun in Montana.
Don't click the article, it says nothing. It's like the spiritual healing guy all over again. everyone is getting excited, imma working me ass off all day preparing bulianne funeral and then we back to regular schedule. Not wasting me time again. No one thanked me for the first time still x.x Imma not buying it so fuck them
Also imma absolutely not interested in that woman and imma here to shit on Benny exclusively 🧚🏻♀️ he better deliver them high goat noise again so I can use them to scare off the local rats x.x they gained immunity to the original sound he made in December. Now they have the same smug face as he before he delivered that terrifying oooaaaauuh like he been wanking with sandpaper glove for extra spicynesssss
#laughable#embarrassing#his genitals are retracting as we speak#i am ashamed cuz i have to update ye all on this#them screechings he makes???#this is the sound of his dick being reabsorbed milimetr by milimetr back into his body
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According to Deuxmoi, Benny is on Raya again or still on there
Okie lemme just say that DM right now is 50% ads, 30% bullshite that either pr or bullshiters send and then 15% of I spotted and occasionally 5% of being onto something...
Here's the thingy in question
Sooooo BB is private? Alright then, well Benny and raya revelations are years old (preDM even!) and DMs only input was the leaked pic.
The last time DM got the Benny is on raya intel or Benny was last mentioned in that context... When waaaaas it? Who would keep track of that??? OH YEAH! ME!
Here's the kicker tho! soooo it was pre-august meltdowns, right before NY shenanigans, back when he was doing the critic in London and it was said HE IN LONDON HERE FOR FRIENDS ONLY, explicitly added after ladies Benny is back on raya.
During and after NY shenanigans in August, which DM herself was very poorly yet frequently covering for us, she got tons of peeps asking, lotsa sightings (with pics!!! man in white!!!) and some other shite. Even talked about them puppies twin flaming on that shitty podcast.... like the most talked about Benny EVER was and ever will be until bulianne red carpet debut x.x
Soooo I'd say she either forgot all above, doesn't care, or Benny's name is forever etched with raya there when anyone mentions never hearing about him or that he private... Don't wanna say that I know Benny better than DM but that's what imma doing right now... He me bastard and this is the worst updates blog so I do know BETTER even that no one pays me to do this like :c
And speaking of bullshite people send. This came in a while back too 🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️
I mean yeee he always nice when he's paid to or knows they will post his photo with the exact geo location online.... Then we have the repeating stories about Benny being entitled manchild when it comes to service workers...
Soooo too long? The gist is that Aaron needs a real good group of divorce lawyers AND that Bond part, and Benny is so boring that DM forgot his biggest media coverage that came from her account AND he never gonna be Bond lol ALL OLD NEWS!!
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