#btw. for those who know: Ody and Dio are no longer “Toxic teenage exes” :P I've never seen them as anything romantic/sexual
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Diomedes appreciation ask :3
Ohoho >:3
Let me preface by saying that Diomedes to me is not like how most of the fandom view him
The Boy King who is basically like the TV Trope of "Small child with Propeller hat, lollipop, and tricycle" but instead of that, he's "Young babyfaced man" and replace all those items with a helmet, a spear, and the tricycle with a chariot :D AND THEN COVER HIM WITH BLOOD!
That's Diomedes to me. :3
As idk I kind of imagine him being around 20-21 while most of the other Achaean Kings are late 20s to mid/late-30s
He's young and incredibly experienced in war and that's basically where he feels the most comfortable. He is one of the youngest kings there, who VERY much looks up to his elders and respects them while also wanting to "be a proud king" as well. He's just a child soldier among these actual warlords. As, let's be real, Diomedes would probably suck at Diplomacy. Because he never really got to DO it. Even when he told off that messenger from Troy about how Paris was willing to give back the treasure he stole, that wasn't...very tactful. lol) I love that he has this almost "Notice me, Senpai" energy around the older guys lol
I love that he's basically the embodiment of Athena's "war" side. He follows orders very well (basically too well (Yes he mouths off and that time Zeus had to yell at him. I know. but he was in a battle frenzy)) He's very respectful of Athena despite already being favored by her. There's a lot to unpack for this poor guy with being a child soldier ;~;
AND I FUCKING ADORE HIM AND STHENELUS. THEY ARE SUCH FUCKING BROS. STHENELUS IS BASICALLY HIS LIL CHEERLEADER AND I LOVE IT. They're like a Traumatized bonded pair. Epigoni guys!!!
To me I always imagine him being short af because I really love the "Oh, he's so young and small! What's he gonna do?" only to get annihilated stuff. Smol rabid dog energy >:3
Also, bit of a headcanon but you know he thinks that Achilles was fucking pampered and spoiled xD "You think you're hot shit? Try being in wars since you could walk, Centaur boy >:( "
#Mad rambles#my headcanons#shot by odysseus#h0bg0blin-meat#ask#btw. for those who know: Ody and Dio are no longer “Toxic teenage exes” :P I've never seen them as anything romantic/sexual#in the first place but I thought I needed to have them have some sort of romance in order for the rest of the fandom to be nice to me ;~;#but I've realized that's silly and that I shouldn't ever change my own writing just to placate “fandom” :3 I gotta write for me.#ngl I was genuinely fucking confused when I realized fandom shipped them so hard lol. I do NOT vibe with it at all.#they're a crackship to me#so yeah. Diomedes is just all the older kings' fanboy. Odysseus sees him as the sidekick/co-worker that he is.#diomedes#Odysseus still has an “ex” during teenage years (Pre-Penelope) who he has beef with for the “one month heartbreak”#it's just a different Achaean :D#Diomedes is honestly pretty “meh” to me??? I know that will get me shot but ye. He's very “just some guy (neutral)” to me#This post will probably cause me to be blocked by people but :3
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