#bruce isn't a rich snob but I just feel like he'd have this reaction to a car with a tape deck
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gothamite-rambler · 2 months ago
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Oh God, a tape deck?!
Dick (on the phone): Where are you guys?
Jason (on the phone while dragging Bruce to his car): It's going to be a minute—stop kicking me!
Bruce (struggling): I'm not getting in the car! The car has a tape deck! It's got chip wrappers on the floor! I'm not getting in!
Jason (frustrated): Stop it! I will clean it later! And tapes are making a comeback!
Bruce (sarcastically): Does it even have Bluetooth?
Jason: I have an aux port—Bruce, stop crawling away!
Bruce (determined): Let me crawl to the place!
Dick (chuckling): Cool, at least you're not fighting about who should be the leader. We'll wait for you here.
Jason (exasperated): Cool—ow! Okay, you kicked me in the stomach! I'm knocking your ass out!
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