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#everything is eating plastic now#soon the whole world will just be plastic#plastic planet#and when the sun goes all red giant it'll melt plastic earth and release toxicities of unknown proportions#poisoning space and alerting all the aliens to the nature of our demise#so we should start figuring out how to make sure they also know how convenient the disposable bottles and bags were#you know so they can have the whole story#and weigh the pros and cons and such#where's that george carlin joke about plastic being in earth's grand plan all along and how our whole reason for existing#is just cuz the earth needed plastic and couldn't manufacture it on its own and thus created us#maybe it's even bigger and it's the universe's grand plan maybe plastic earth's eventual big melt will be the catalyst#for some great new cosmic event of the future i mean why doesn't anyone consider the big picture yk like#pretty selfish of us honestly to only consider ourselves all the time 'save the planet' well how do you know#that plastic isn't the answer to saving the universe or something even bigger like damn pretty self important aren't we#typical human beings always thinking about our own interests (which is how we got plastic in the first place)#you see this rant came full circle in the end right ok so what did we learn#brought to you by think plastic inc: convenient for today necessary for tomorrow (possibly. i mean who knows. we don't but neither do you.)
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