#brought to you by i was watching golf with my husband and saw tony finau's name and said oh he's samoan and my hubs was like

[spurgie-cousin]

me when a family vlogger with a million kids is a little too put together and is obviously conservative but never mentions their religion:

me when someone whose name is obviously Samoan says they were born in Utah:

me when some white guy makes "relatable" work content but works for a family business that exclusively employs people related to the owner and everyone wears polos tucked into khaki:

me when a Christian influencer constantly talks about being spiritual but conveniently leaves out Jesus Christ a lot: