#bros scared of not only facing but also admitting its feelings... what a fool!

[bellarose-jasmine]

#TiredoftheRiches pt.1

today i saw one of my classmate, i don't like her due to pass happenings getting married. i didn't know at first until tiny bro mentioned it. and then i just get obssed with the updates, seeing her story and the thai guy's story. even his other friends too. i just can't stop myself. i have mixed feelings the entire day, up down up down. even though i don't know 100% accurate truth about her, I just really really need an outing. honestly at first in the beginning of mba, i was quite okay with her and she seems friendly, everyone was, honest. but that betrayal happen, and after i knew the truth that she was the main provocator that convinced my friend to leave me, i had a personal grudge against her, and her friends too. Hung out with her a few times, but since we were from two different countries that speaks entirely different language, i can;t even join in the conversation, nor does she bother to talk to me either. i feel just, you know that i am extremely sensitive when it comes to friends and friendship since finding friends these days is tough. so when i felt ignored, alone in the crowd of that group of friends, it maybe trigger the trauma i used to have back in high school, i just felt unappreciated once again. Honestly I've had bad experiences with language in SG especially if i meet Chinese people who could barely speak English. Those days when i was a trainee, an intern, people insulted me literally behind my back using mandarin, over and over that it just scares me a lot. that is beside the perception that Indonesians are slow and all that. i felt helpless at the time. My mandarin was good during my time in school, but that's studying. my conversational level was quite low honestly. i just remember some things for the test and that's it. so the fact that I'm outcasted for not being able to speak mandarin, being ignored, and just have a hard time getting accepted nor being accepted, it triggers a lot of things. which is why i hated her to the guts. i hate her.

She is that typical queen bee of the school. all she posts is about her looking cute and pretty, yes i admit that she is but still, it just get so obvious of what type of person is she. she knows she could get whatever she wants with the pretty privilege. and honestly i don't think she came from a rich family. I'm pretty much skeptical of the luxury item she has, wherever it is definitely don't come from her own money (from working) or parents money. that I'm quite sure. But she just managed to make herself look luxurious. i do envy tho, girls like her, white smooth skin, tiny petite body, and a beautiful face. you really can fool anyone into thinking that you're rich. but where the money comes from is quite questionable tho, sine i hear a lot of them are aiming for sugar daddies. though i hear the one she marries has quite the age gap with her, but lucky tho, the guy might be blindly in love with her, and she is the type of queen who choose a rich guy that would do anything for her. and she succeeded.

honestly thought she's gonna have a very luxurious wedding since the guy is wealthy (heard they might move to new Zealand). she did choose an expensive hotel but the place where they had the wedding ceremony is quite cheap. decorations also not so much, only invited like 24 ppl. maybe they just wanted a private wedding? i guess. not even a wedding gown on sight. its just pretty much casual, unlike the Indonesian weddings i normally see.

seeing her and some other girl who is quite pretty, its so nice being them, wether they come from a rich family or pretend to. by being pretty, get the quite right guy or just guys you can smooch off the money from, willingly buying you jeweleries even when you just dated (not even a fiance or boyfriend yet), luxury brand items (bags, perfumes, shoes), bringing you to trips and you don't need to pay a cent for it, like living everything for free while enjoying your life. a street free life where you don't need to think about money since others are willing to think twice as hard for you. the privilege of pretty girls, or parents that willingly spoil you with the riches.

[storytimewithnova]

I won't let you say yes Angst TW

It’s gonna be a bit Angsty and it’s inspired by this video Trigger warning Mention of Death and suicide Near the end

Work Text:

Sho:🎵Is said romeo save me i’ve been feeling so alone i keep waiting for you but you never come is this in my head I don’t know what to think he kelt to the ground! And pulled out a ring and said….🎵

Kawa:🎵 I love you shoyo..and i know that you love me too you want a ring and i want to be with you🎵

Sho: really!!!

Kawa:🎵but i just can’t get down my knee🎵

Sho:but you just said why are you saying this Tooru

Kawa:🎵cuz You deserve the world and that just isn’t me and I’ll be praying that one day you will find your man🎵

Sho:please Tooru😭

Oikawa would admit it this was breaking his heart and he wanted to run to sho and apologise wholeheartedly but he had to do this for both of them in his opinion 

Kawa:🎵who treats you the way that I know I never can and i wish i could stand next to you in your white dress but that’s jusy  not our story so I can’t let you say yes🎵

Sho:Tooru why i love you

Kawa:I know and i love you and i might regret this chose but chibi chan I can’t be with you maybe in the future or another life save your love for me for them and be with someone that can give you everything

Sho:You are still attached to him aren’t you that’s why isn’t…

ISN’T IT ISN’T THAT WHY YOU CAN’T BE WITH ME BECAUSE OF IWAIZUMI YOU STILL LOVE HIM

Kawa was scared to say the least sho had never raised his voice before and when he did it was never like this and when he spoke of iwaizumi it was normally a fondness this time when he said his name it  was venomous like he dispised Iwaizumi no matter how many times kawa said sorry

Sho:GET OUT OF MY SIGHT

sho cried

Kuroo:Oh hey Chi-

Kuroo cut himself off looked at shoyo again and saw he is crying

Kuroo:C-C-Chibi Chan who made you cry

Sho:kawa

Kuroo:Come on lets take you home its about to rain

Sho:I-I-i don’t have a home now

Kuroo:Huh? what?

Sho: Me and kawa lived together but after what just happened i don’t have a home now

Kuroo:Come live with me if you don’t mind sharing with bokuto akaashi kenma

Sho:😄

Kuroo:There’s the smile i know and love lets go

Sho has been living with kuroo they have also been secertly dating not even the house mates know they were planing to go out today

enma:Where are you two going

Kuroo:out why out why

Bokuto:You have been sneaking around bro

Kuroo:Come on chibi chan lets go before the start giving us the third degree

Sho:Hai where are we going

Sho asked bouncing up and down

Kuroo:Well kitten how does the amusement park sound

Sho:🤩Really Tetsu your the best

Kuroo:Anything to keep a smile on my Kitten’s Face

Sho:-/////- Tetsu Stop

Kuroo:Hehe Someone’s Embarrassed

They weren’t planning to run in to sho’s ex at the park he was with iwaizumi the only diffrences is kawa looks paler than normal where sho is back to being his radiant self  kawa spots sho and told iwa he would be a minute he ran to sho and tried to hug him only to be met with a cold attitude Hehe

Sho:What are you do Oikawa San

The old honourifics were back

Kawa:Hugging my long Lost BF

Sho:Pfft I am not yours remember and i moved on

Kawa:No please No

Kuroo:Kitten you ready

Sho:Coming Tetsu

Sho walked off leaving oikawa dumbfounded and heartbroken but like he said he did this to himself and it will be a decisioning may come to regret and regret it he does it was now night time and sho and kuroo went to the ferris wheel and kuroo wanted to do it now he knows they haven’t been together long but he doesn’t want to lose him

At the top of the wheel kuroo knlet down pulled out a ring and said

Kuroo:Marry me shoyo i talk to your parents go pick out a white dress/suit its our love story kitten all you have do is say yes

Sho:YES!!!!

Kawa:🎵I guess this is my karma for pushing you away on that very day you asked me to get down on one knee Oh  right now oh how I wish i was Kuroo but i have to accept the fact i was the fool who hurt you please stay safe my julet i will see you again and i promise i will say yes but until then i just watch from a far and what i could of had it could of been our love story but i had to be a Prat 🎵

Quick A/N:These lyrics are mine i made up on the fly when i made this story back to the story

Kawa was crying bur he said it himself he might regret his choices well they say karma's a bitch guess that is true

Meanwhile The engaged couple went home they were happy and content with their life when they got home they were met with their 3 housemates

Kuroo:What’s up with you 3

Akaashi:Um your on social media

Kuroo:What?!

Kenma:Yeah why didn’t you two tell us you were dating

Sho:Wouldn’t think we have to keep you updated on everything that goes on in our lives

Kuroo:Kitten is right kenken you don’t see us poking around in your life

Akaashi:That’s fair by the way congrats let me see the ring sho

Sho showed his ring and akaashi had stars in his eyes and said

Akaashi:Why can’t you two be this romantic 

Kenma:....

Bokuto:.....

Sho:Akaashi stop teasing them I am going to make dinner

Kuroo:Want help kitten

Sho:No thanks you can stay with the others we can have a movie or a game night

Bokuto:Not a bad idea my diciple

Kuroo: Okay set up a game

They had a fun game night and enjoyed sho’s cooking no one saw kawa till his body was found a few days later reports stating he was depressed and Suicdal for a while now when that news reached sho he said

Sho:I hope you find peace and happiness where ever you are kawa and maybe in another life we can try again

Kawa’s spirt: look forward to the second chance my chibi chan till then make sure kuroo look after you

[sevenringsblingbling]

Sienna and Colson part 5

Word count: 2,087

@creatureofthen1ght-v3 <3

As we everyone else chowed down on their breakfast all I could do was push the food around on my plate. Turned off by the eggs and pancakes in front of me. I would take small bites just so no one would suspect anything. On the ride back home I could sense tension starting to build between us. It also didn't help that Colson and I wanted to do more drugs and the weird thing about coke is that once you hit the first line you just want to keep the party going, it's an agonizing cycle. “I'm gonna take a quick shower. You staying or what?” The tone in his voice was flat almost as if he was pissed off and wanted me to leave. “So you sound like you want me gone?” I sat on the edge of the bed putting my shoes on. He sucked his teeth. “Alright don't start that shit Sienna. I'm already agitated.” He took out his phone and started scrolling. “Calling one of your little hoes? Fine! So selfish!” I pushed on his forehead walking past to get my bag. If he wanted me gone then fine. I could take a hint.

“Get your ass back here!” He yanked my arm pulling me back towards him. “Ow! What are you trying to break it?!” He took a deep sigh and rubbed his head. “Sorry but fuck Sienna, you know that shit pisses me off and I’m fucking tired and I..you know how I get when I’m on this shit. Just chill.” I nodded my head slowly and laid down stretching my body out. “So umm you got anymore?” I could feel physically my body was getting tired but my brain was still wired. Sleep wasn't happening anytime soon thanks to the nose candy so I had nothing but time to kill. “Oh yeah.” He reached for a gym bag in the closet and took out another eight ball but I was determined not to clean the whole bag just a little would be fine. He chopped up a few lines with a credit card on the dresser. “Ladies first” He handed me the steel straw. My mouth was watering for this. I snorted two lines as fast as I could. It hit me immediately. “Oh my god.” I stumbled back almost falling down but Colson caught me. 

“Woah party girl go easy on this shit.” He laughed helping me back on my feet. My heart was beating so fast I thought it might jump out my chest. “I can’t it's so good baby.” I walked over to the mini fridge and popped open a beer. Colson turned around from the dresser “My fucking face is so numb.” His eyes were glassy but still he was beautiful to me. We legit talked our faces off about everything under the sun. On his third trip up to the dresser I started feeling a little concerned. He was snorting way too much in such a short period of time. “Heyy big head um don't you think it's time to sober up?” He shrugged his shoulder and did another bump. “Colson chill out on that shit. I’m serious.” He ignored my pleas. “Shut up already. I know my limit.” With his back turned toward me. I stood up stretching my legs. This fool was still doing little bumps. 

“Colson! Fucking stop!” I put my hand on his shoulder and turned him around. “You need to chill out on this shit. Really though we need to stop using it. I've already lost fifteen pounds and I feel like shit half the time. This is too much.” I took a deep breath. When I first used I thought it would just be something fun to get into party mode but it was starting to get out of control. “And you’ve been losing weight too. I'm scared, you're getting too thin.” He just sucked his teeth. “I'm not stopping. You can do what you want but this is how I cope.” I wasn't surprised by his answer. His stubbornness wouldn't let me have the last word. “Are you fucking kidding me? Colson look things have been bad for awhile now. We need to stop this. It's getting out of hand.” He ignored my pleas and turned back around. “Your fucking heart is going to explode you idiot!” “Well at least I’d die with a big bang.” He just laughed it off sniffing his nose. “Fuck it then! I'm so out of here.”

He yanked my hair back hard. “You little slut get your ass back here!” I fell against the foot of the bed hitting my head. My body throbbing. “Fuck you Colson!” I kicked him in the stomach with my heel. Not caring that his shirt ripped a little hole in it. He jumped on top of me mushing my face against the comforter. “I’ll fucking kill you and the cops will never find your body.” A tear streamed down my cheek. I felt scared and alone. I wasn’t sure if he meant it or not. Just then there was a knock on the door. We both stopped in our tracks. “Ayy what the fuck is going on in there?” It was Slim’s voice. He got off of me and walked over to the door cracking it just enough “We good. No worries.” I guess Slim could hear my cries and nudged the door open a little more. There I was in a curled up ball on the floor. Hair a mess hugging my thighs. 

“Bro what the fuck!” He pushed the door open walking over to me. “Are you okay Sie?” I muffled a “No.” I was crying so hard. Not only was I in shock but now embarrassed that his friend caught us like this. “Get out!” Colson screamed at his friend. Slim looked around and saw the coke sprawled on the dresser and shook his head. “Bro what the fuck? You can’t keep living like this.” Colson just shook his head and laughed. “You taking up for this hoe? Ya’ll two fucking behind my back or something.” I couldn't believe Colson would stoop so low and make crazy ass accusations. “What? Colson you’re not making sense right now.” Slim walked to him. “Nah what's not making sense is that you’re taking up for her! You know what, I’ve seen the way ya’ll look at eachother I’m not fucking stupid.” They stood face to face and up until now I’d never seem things get so bad. They were brothers. 

“That's enough Colson! You’re crazy.” I stood up and grabbed my bag. “You know what get the fuck out!” He pushed me out the bedroom door. Slim touched his shoulder. “Bro chill she’s gonna call the cops.” Colson swatted his hand off. “Don’t fucking touch me. You like this hoe so much well go with her!” “What?!” “Get the fuck out! Both of you!” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. “Colson this is your brother, you stop this right now and apologize!” He walked past both of us storming into Slims room and throwing his stuff down the stairs. “I want you out of my fucking house!” Slim stood there in shock. Colson was throwing down all of his stuff. Electronics, shoes, clothes, hats it didn't matter. 

All of the guys downstairs rushed up to see what what going on. Slim and Colson were yelling having a shoving match. Things had escalated so fast I didn't know what to do. “What the fuck?” One of the guys asked, looking at everything on the steps. “He’s coked out! Accusing me and shit!” Slim shoved Colson and fist started flying. Baze tried to break it up. “Stop!” He turned to Colson. “Bro your fucked up for this.” Colson was at a loss for words he balled up his fist and punched a hole in the wall right above my head. His knuckle started bleeding. “Colson you're scaring me.” I slid down the wall in hopes to just disappear from all of this. Everyone was silent for a moment. Colson cleared his throat. “I want all out you out of my fucking house! Taking up for this whore.” This was the worst day of my life. I couldn't believe it. 

Rather than fight more all the guys gathered what they could and left the house. Sienna was torn all to pieces. One of the guys were kind enough to call her an Uber home. She was in no shape to drive. They all decided to crash at a friend's house until Colson got his act together. It was a stressful time for all of them. One day out the blue Colson sent a group text explaining everything that happened and promised to get professional help. Saying that he needed his brothers by his side and he would never fight them again. Colson was especially choked up explaining to Slim everything. They were like blood brothers who had been through so much shit together he didn't want to throw in the towel on something so silly. Meanwhile some time passed and Sie hadn’t heard anything from Colson. She didn’t know what to think. Was he sorry for what he had done? Was he in rehab? How was he holding up? Sie checked his social media and saw a post five days ago that had all the guys with the caption “brothers4L” Sie was happy to see this but he hadn’t even sent her a text to see how she was. 

Some time had passed and I was determined to move on with my life. Men come and go and I needed a fresh start for my body and mind. I had gained a few pounds back and was going walking every morning. One morning in particular something caught me off guard. I got dressed as usual and did my thirty minute walk on a trail I frequented. When I got back home there were rose petals at my doorstep, confused I opened the door and to my surprise there were roses everywhere! On the table, floor, just all over. I was in shock. “Oh my.” I smiled. I saw a note on top off the bouquet of roses on the coffee table it read:

I know I’m a fuck up and don’t deserve someone as sweet as you and hopefully you find it in your heart to give me another chance. I miss you like crazy. I want to see you. I'm getting help, I swear. I just..you know this industry shit has me fucked up but anyways meet me at our usual dinner spot tonight. I want to talk to you about something important. I got something for you on your bed. See you at nine thirty.

I was in shock. This came out of nowhere and I had to admit I wanted to see him badly. I needed to look in his eyes. My bed was covered in rose petals and on top was a red satin box. I sat down and opened it. There it was in all its beauty, a blinged out diamond choker. “Wow this is gorgeous.” I laid back taking it all in. finally we would be face to face. I know I said I wanted to move on but not now. Besides, I had to see what this ‘something important’ was about.

By nine-fifteen I was putting the finishing touches on my makeup. I had to look my best tonight. I had to show him how royally he screwed up. I was certain he was still sleeping with other women. Colson wouldn't go weeks without sex. I chalked it up to being a man thing but that didn't mean he cared about those other girls. I took a deep breath and tried not to focus on that. I put on a little black dress and matching shoes along with the choker. “Oww you looking goodt girlie. Eat your heart out Colson.” I looked in the mirror recording a video feeling like one of those instagram baddies. Just then there was a knock on the door. I opened. It was a young man dressed like a limo driver “Good evening ma'am. This is for you.“ He handed me a gift bag filled with my favorite snacks and goodies. I swear colson knew me too well. “I was told to drive you to a um.” He looked down at his phone. “A Tres Leche. On Downton Boulevard.” Welp here we go.

[foegold]

people be wanting to know about a lil blue bastard. this ones long as hell so its under the cut jsdhfg

Your character wasn’t an adventurer, what livelihood would they lead?

farmer! he’d just keep living the way he’d been living. it’s the sort of life he imagines he’ll return to one day, after he’s seen and done enough. ‘enough’ is a really arbitrary end goal though

Who in the party would your character trust the most with their life?

who in the party wouldn’t he trust with his life tbh. in the most literal sense he’d trust Eli with it just because he knows Eli can bring him back from dying in some stupid and ill-advised way

What are your character’s core moral beliefs?

frogs are good, try to be nice to people but if they’re mean to you first then at least a few bets are off, the rich should probably be eaten. killing is sometimes necessary but maybe try some other stuff first

What relationship does your character have with their parents and siblings?

he doesn’t have any siblings, and his relationship with his mom and recently present dad is. a little weird, and not all the way comfortable, and not like really bad, but just confusing? it’s confusing. at least he’s had more transparency from his mom recently than just about any other time. it’s a start

Does your character have any biases for or against certain races?

he trusts other tieflings a little quicker than other races but its not really saying much because he’s not smart and if you’re good at talking and sound like you know what you’re talking about he’ll just believe you. he doesn’t have the good sense to second think it without prompting

What is your character’s opinion on nobility? On authority?

so far just about every interaction with nobility has been messy or bad or scary or all three so right now the opinion is “not great”. also thats just too much money. whaddahell would you do with that much money.  he’s generally uneasy with authority figures at best, and flat out paralyzed by them at worst. he’s easy to bully when he doesn’t have anyone backing him up and he knows and hates it

Describe your character’s current appearance: clothes, armor, scars they’ve picked up along the journey, etc.

he cycles through an assortment of sweaters but the one he wears the most is the heart sweater he got in Wunjo that’s been altered a few times in the last few months. he do keep collecting those scars tho, before starting adventuring he had a handful of minor scars just from working around the farm with the animals and the equipment and from romping around in the country. now he’s got all sorts, but the most prominent ones are: the thin scar on the left side of his face, starting just below the eyebrow and curving gently below his eye (the last time Leo would leave a mark on him); the twisted angry scars across his torso from being mauled by a giant undead horse(?); and the fluid, patterned necromancy scars slowly spreading across his back, creeping along inch by inch

What location encountered in the campaign has your character felt the most “at home” in, or just generally liked the most?

besides his own house, Roman’s house has been the nicest! its warm and theres soup and friends there. there was a run down little ranch house somewhere at some point, but he’s not so sure anymore that he didn’t just dream about fixing the place up with his best friend

What deity, if any, does your character worship? What’s their opinion on other people’s worship?

he doesn’t have a god he actively worships, but he’s peripherally aware of the god in the mountains that’s responsible for some of the most brutal storms in the region. he doesn’t care much about religion but hes got the same amount of concern most people would have about evil deities and what their followers do

If your character had time to pick up any artisan’s tools, game set, instrument, etc., what would it be?

probably woodworking! its handy, it’s useful for living out in the country where you have to either make the tools or furniture or fun items to put on a shelf you want, or go out of your way and also spend money to get them. maybe an actual alchemy set and/or poison kit but 1) playing with poison just a fun hobby for him and Xan to get into when they have the time and the plants for it, and 2) man he wouldnt follow the instruction manual anyway so whats the point

What aspect of your character’s future are they most curious about? (If they could know one thing about the future, what would it be?)

will his friends be okay? will he be okay? is there an FAQ for tieflings learning that they’re much closer to fiend lineage than they originally thought? that would be convenient and helpful. is john gonna figure out more about the little men named ‘adam’ that’re allegedly everywhere?  if he could know one thing about the future, he’d like to know if everything will end out okay. if things will turn out as nice as he’d like them to.

What colors are associated with your character?

looks at the camera like im on the office

blue, white, and black are the big ones but im trying to pepper in a few other colors. reds and yellows are a close second

Who in the party would your character prioritize rescuing, in dire circumstances?

everyone sits squarely in the #1 spot on the rescue list

that aside john and roman are extremely high priority, they’re not the sturdiest and if something looked at them too hard they might keel over. baster and xan come next, he knows baster’s a shit brick house but he keeps seeing bad things happen to her and really hes just had Enough of it. eli’s a little lower priority because they can heal themselves if they’re in a tight spot, and then blu considers himself least concern. he knows he can get thrashed around some and still survive, he’d rather take a beating and know he’ll walk out of it than let someone else take it and wind up dead

Is your character the most swayed by ethos, pathos, or logos?

pathos, it’s easy to make him feel for u. legit any of them work though as long as you talk it up good enough he’ll believe you and if there aren’t any glaring conflicts between what you’re selling him and his base morals then it’s relatively easy to get him on board

If your character was granted a single use of Wish, what would they use it for?

idk probably something really simple that he put all of .5 of a second of thought into. hes not smart and doesnt have good foresight so he’d probably ask for a frog or smth unless there was something very much more pressing and present

What is your character’s favorite spell? If they don’t use spells: what is their favorite personal weapon/combat maneuver/skill/etc.?

favorite(?) spell is life transference. it hurts a bit but it keeps his friends safe so it’s worth it. invisibility is up there too, its fun and easy to steal from stores when ur not visible

How does your character feel about keeping secrets from the rest of the party?

he doesn’t like lying and also lies really poorly. he’s usually just honest from the get-go, its easier and feels better. if he has to lie its through omission, bold faced lies really just dont work

What type of creature in the world is your character the most intrigued by?

all sorts....bro the world is full of animals and lots of them like to be pet

When they were a child, what did your character want to be, or think they were going to be, when they grew up?

he thought he’d grow up and be a farmer like his mom, the adventuring thing was extremely unplanned and impromptu. he hoped he could be a kind and brave person though, the way Canna described his dad.

The player character to your left admits that they’re passionately in love with your character. How would your character respond?

random roll says it’s Roman, he’d probably laugh because the only reason that would happen is because the party is fooling around with potions again. Roman’s very married and very in love with his husband and makes sure everyone knows it all the time

If somebody (an NPC, someone from their backstory, etc.) your character trusts/loves asked your character to do something against the party’s best interest, who would they side with?

that doesn’t seem like a very viable circumstance, the only npc thats important enough that he’d listen to for something like that is his mom and she actively encourages him to take care of himself and his friends, and lets him make his own decisions about what he’s doing with his life, so

What unusual talents does your character possess?

idk if its all that unusual of a talent but he got really good at stealing and pickpocketing and he can do a sick flip. also does some black magic sometimes

What does your character’s name represent to them? (Or: why as a player did you choose your character’s name?)

it’s his name, u kno. bluebell is his middle name, but Canna called him bluebell growing up and he latched onto it a lot more than arden, and he thinks its a nice name, and a nice flower, and it sure would be nice if people would stop laughing when he introduces himself as “Blu”,

(blu was originally a stand-in name until i named him something else but it really grew on me and it fit him so! it didnt change, he just got other names too)

What major arcana tarot card best represents your character?

The Moon. 👀

What is your character’s relationship with magic? Are they scared of it, wish to know more about it, indifferent to it?

he’s def scared of magic sometimes, especially his own. he also really wants to understand it better though, and be less scared, or at least control it better. imo it’s a healthy fear, theres been lots of magic mishaps 

How did your character learn the languages that they speak?

he learned common and infernal from mom! and he’s learning draconic from xan. it’s a nice downtime activity, sit down with ur best friend and homie and learn a new language just for fun

[imagines-mha]

Hinata, Tsukishima, Tamaki Amajiki, and Yamaguchi with the dead girlfriend prank please. Those headcannons are definitely my favorites. Thank you, my darling

Dead girlfriend prank: Hinata, Yamaguchi, Tsukishima and Tamaki

Hinata

🧡 Oh my god do u even know what you’re getting yourself into

🧡 He is literally the resident drama queen of the team. He can and will make the most exaggerated scene WHY DO THIS TO YOURSELF

🧡 He’ll walk into the room, babbling about some exciting trivia fact or telling you what happened today in practice

🧡 When he sees you his voice dies down a bit, then just flatly stops

🧡 “O-OH MY GOD Y/N..!” He would scream, crawling over to you and immediately bursting into floods of tears

🧡 Idk how you didn’t laugh bro he’s literally a sobbing mess he doesn’t even kno if ur dead or not yet wtf

🧡 “ITS DEFINITELY BLOOD” he cries to noone, dipping his finger in the red substance that’s clearly paint around you

🧡 You give in whenever his breathing gets sporatic because oh my god you feel like HE’S gonna die in a minute

🧡 You sit up with a “HEY babe i’m joking it’s me im fine see!!” But it only makes matters so much worse

🧡 “SHE’S A GHOST OH MY GOD” he’d scream, crying harder like can he,,, does he have,,,a brain

🧡 It takes a while to reassure him that yes, you ARE alive, and no, you AREN’T a ghost and even then he’s still pretty shaken up

🧡 The things you have to deal with amirite lmao

Tsukishima

💛 Bro do u think he’s honestly gonna buy it, even for one second

💛 Cus he ain’t

💛 He’ll come into the house, see you ‘dead’ and just sigh with a facepalm

💛 “Y/n, just get up”

💛 Ya he won’t buy it

💛 This is when you have the choice to

Get up

Continue to play dead, like a fool

💛 If you chose option 1- well done! The most you’ll receive is a teasing slap to the back of the head

💛 If you chose option 2, be prepared for what comes next, because we all know tsukki will stop at nothing to get what he wants

💛 “Oh y/n, since you’re DEAD and all, you wouldn’t mind me throwing out (most cherished item) would you?”

💛 “Guess i can go ahead and get rid of (beloved family pet) since you’ve went and died-“

💛 He will do all he can to rile you up: tickling you, threatening your things, everything until you give in and shout at him, clearly offended he would just go and sell all your stuff like that when you DIED even though you knew he was kidding

💛 “Well you shouldn’t have pretended to die, i’m not THAT dumb y/n-“

💛 He’ll make you clean everything up. He won’t buy it even for a second, but seeing the look of “what the fuck am i even dating” on his face is so worth it

Yamaguchi

💙 Oh please. Be prepared for this mess

💙 “Y/n what are you doing on the flo-OH MY GOD SHE’S BLEEDING”

💙 His first move is actually to dash to the kitchen to grab a first aid kit, then he practically electric slides across the room to tend to your wounds

💙 You feel him spray disinfectant on the cuts before bandaging them up and HOW IS HE SO GOOD AT THIS??????

💙 A: he watches wayyyy too much grey’s anatomy

💙 I mean,,, he gets brownie points for all the hard fucking surgery he’s doing right now on the livingroom floor- but,,,does he-

Does he know you aren’t actually dead???

💙 Gets so caught up in trying to save you he forgets to check and see if your actually still alive

💙 You decide to take the prime opportunity and wait, while he murmurs out words of “it’s okay y/n we can get you sorted,,,stay with me honey it’s all okay,,,” with his shakey hands

💙 Then you pounce, yelping a “BOO!!!” As loud as possible

💙 You kill the man

💙 He falls back with a high pitched squeal that you wish you caught on camera and gazes up at your thriving, unharmed body

💙 He,,,he was clowned. By his own girlfriend

💙 Honestly he’s not mad he just laughs cus he’s happy you’re alive and all his first aid work went exactly to plan smh he knew it’d come in handy some day

💙 Just NEVER scare him like that again or else he’ll be SO MAD he won’t

Tamaki

⚠️ slight tw for panic attacks ⚠️

💜 Oh my god bro

💜 He’s gonna figure it out eventually, but are you gonna make this baby CRY???

💜 Yes, yes you are

💜 He’ll come in to see you lying sprawled out and immediately his breathing would fall shallow. His lips would go colder and the shaking would start and suddenly he’s getting himself into a huge ass panic

💜 He tries to stay calm, and kneels next to you, grabbing your wrist. By now he’s literally a shaking, sobbing mess HOW CAN YOU CONTINUE TO JUST LIE THERE

💜 Once he feels a pulse, you can literally feel him relax and get his breath back he’s so shaken

💜 Afterwards he’s a lot more clingy but he won’t admit it

💜 “Why would you preTEND TO DIE Y/N DON’T YOU KNOW I’M A NERVOUS WRECK AS IT IS”

💜 He still loves u tho

💜 That night in bed, he makes sure to wrap his arms a litttllleee more tightly around your waist, and makes sure his senses are a littlleee more heightened so he can actually hear whats happening around him. Just incase

💜 It may have made him an anxious wreck, but it also made him aware that his biggest fear really is losing you

[eenefangirlanalysis]

The next morning the sun rises up over the land. Wow, this is the most realistic sunrise I have ever seen in a cartoon. And once again we’re brought back to where the Eds had their infamous fight. This is the area where everyone had their downfall.

I wish we could have seen more or how the kids slept through the night. It’s their first night away from the cul-de-sac and sleeping outdoors.

Kevin has been wandering around all night in search for Nazz. And he’s had no luck.

Did it rain? There are wet patches scattered around the land.

Kevin is towing his bike as he walks through the wet land. Again, he normally has the bike in front of him whenever he’s walking with it. The bike isn’t that important to him right now. 

“Ah, what’s the use? Probably gettin’ back at me, for what I don’t know.”

The writers have turned Kevin into a clueless mess. Well, technically he’s been clueless regarding the way he treats others. Kevin still has a soft spot and cares deeply about the people around him. For instance, he looks out for Sarah and Jimmy. My favorite moment is from Fistful where he makes sure that everyone is out from the cafeteria before slamming the doors shut.

Kevin has a strange and yet important relationship with his bike.

I have a head canon that Kevin’s parents are divorced. He lives with his Dad as his mom lives in the city. It’s implied that Kevin moved into the cul-de-sac and lived in the city before. The decision to move was very one sided between the parents. I also believe that Eddy’s brother is part of the reason who Kevin’s mom left.

Kevin’s mom gave him this bike the day she left. After Bro nearly hit Kevin with his car Kevin’s parents had a huge argument. His father refused to go back to the city feeling that he was closer to his job at the jawbreaker factory. Kevin’s parents have always had their issues. 

And if she felt Kevin was unsafe in this neighborhood why not take her son with her? I believe that Kevin’s mom has always had emotional and personal issues. Emotions are Kevin’s weak spot. He struggles not knowing what to do. And that is his downfall in his relationship with Nazz.

Their parents never had healthy relationships. Kevin and Nazz struggle with the concept of love. Is it good or bad? What is love?

I know this sounds strange but Kevin loves this bike as if it were his mother. It was the last gift she ever gave to him. And he feels like she’s there. He wants to protect the bike at all costs. Kevin wants his mother back in his life. I feel that Kevin was/is closer with his mother then his father. They talk but don’t have an emotional bond.

While cleaning a dirt stain Kevin’s spies something.

“Eddy?”

“EDDY!!” Kevin belts out. He jumps on his bike and races after his victim!

“Time’s up, dorko!”

Only, it’s not Eddy...

I have to admit that the Kanker’s had me fooled when I first watched this scene.

“What a drip. He fell for it like a tin of canned hams.”

Was this Marie’s idea?

Where or how did she make that outfit?

This is the side of Marie I would have loved to have been explored more. She is the most underwritten of the sisters. Marie Kanker is the most popular among mainly due to her punk chick look. Although she sports an intimidating look Marie is a much different person on the inside. She likes Edd, a nerdy, polite, and clumsy boy who is the complete opposite from herself. Maybe that’s what Marie likes.

I also think that Marie is quite sensitive. A Fistful of Ed is the best example. She’s immediately upset with Edd’s actions believing that he was a bully under a mask. Family means everything to Marie. And she hates fakers. 

Marie is not who she’s portraying on the inside. I have mentioned the connection between the ‘cool girl’ from Pixar’s Inside Out. She wants to look as if she has it all and is confident when she’s scared that someone will find out. 

Not much is known about the Kanker’s Dad’s. Since Marie is so fearful of violence then maybe her biological father was violent. The Kanker’s family history is one of my favorite concepts to write about. These three sisters come from three different Dad’s. They live with their mom in a trailer park. And they’re poor. They don’t mind how they have to live their life differently from everyone else.

Similar to the Eds the girls don’t want to be a part of the in crowd. The world hasn’t treated them fairly. The same goes to them but they weren’t raised right. BPS is their spotlight of growth. Multiple fans believe that the Kanker’s don’t learn anything. Starting in season 6 they backed off from attacking the Eds. 

The Kanker’s are the heroes in Big Picture Show.

They girls capture the kids who are after the Eds. They were doing ‘their boyfriends’ a favor. Since Fistful when Eddy stood up to them it changed how they looked at the world. A male figure has never raised their voice at them like Eddy. And think about their attacks on the Eds. That’s not normal. We can imply that this may have been what their mother was like, but what if the Kanker’s was sexually assaulted by one of their father’s or anyone in the world. Their mother does not trust men. 

And the Kanker’s are quite secluded from the world. They’re never encouraged to go out and make friendships or hang out outside. Saying this, the Kanker’s do have a pretty good grasp on the outside world in the movie. You know, I think that’s due to moving around so much. They’ve seen too much of the ugly. The Eds brought out the good for them.

Biking at the speed of light Kevin slams into a road barrier. Or May.

May is always treated like the object or the most unfair by her sisters. Lee and Marie do it out of love but they should show her more respect.

May hardly speaks during the last half of the movie. Watch closely.

Kevin’s bike sadly meets its doom colliding with this barrier.

Wow, there is more signs of life in this move then I thought. That’s a strange way to put it but the kids are close by to civilization at all times. They were never lost. Physically.

“So much for your ride, huh, tough guy?”

The Kanker’s are not fond of the cul-de-sac kids. In fact they’ve always been annoyed by Kevin. Kevin was the first kid outside the Eds for the girls to harass. Well, Kevin getting tortured is the best thing to see any day.

“NOOOOOOO!” Kevin McCallister.... I mean, Kevin screams.

Literally, my favorite Kevin face.