#brokestance

[fleshbound-feathers]

Angelkin culture is looking at all those nice high quality wings on Etsy shops knowing damn well you can’t afford that

[mindgamegirl]

qniki didn't escape sorry guys she got taken by the qsmp IRS

[goodgirlsgoto711]

i’m an irl fairy

[scenedenial]

my skin is horrible i’m in ssri AND nicotine withdrawal i’m unemployed and i got 4 hours of sleep last night

[heavy-nfld]

Brokest Fest is back this year.

[sleevebuscemii]

me: fighting for my life

car troubles:

[comradecowplant]

Hello this a long shot call, am Taheera Abdallah a citizen of Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin (Humalog), just an injection for today to save my life please I beg.I was diagnosised with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week

My donation link is available on my pinned post

Look, I'm giving you more benefit of the doubt than the last brand new blog in my inbox claiming to be from Palestine who was an obvious & sloppy scammer, but your blog is 4 days old and you've copypasted this ask to others under at least 1 different username @fullangelobservation (conveniently deactivated!)

If you are a real Palestinian, I'm sure you understand why it's important to be vigilant against genocide profiteering pieces of shit attempting to take advantage of people's good will for Palestine.

If anyone sees this who can actually verify that you're real, I'll be happy to boost you. Until then, this is a warning for others to avoid you.

[midi-wizard]

work is 2 weeks late with my paycheck and i still haven't been able to pay rent at all

i should get more serious about finding another job because it has been a ton of labor with little compensation

[kimuramasaya]

I did it I'm officially debt free 😭😭

[mchiti]

i wish we had the money to pay the referee u guys i dont know if you notice but we dont even have a sponsor on the shirts anymore

[lemons-beignets]

i just wanna give team rocket some food

[tariah23]

Waiting for this job to get back to me, I want to throw up

[ensuists]

❝ hold this ! ❞ the detective does not ask for permission before throwing a knotted rope into takeshi’s hands , turning slightly away as he fishes into the inner pockets of his own trench-coat in search of something . when he gave up on his search just a moment later , he made no move to retrieve the rope from the complete stranger’s hands . ❝ what awful luck i have … i must have lost my poor wallet during my dive in the the river a few hours ago ! a real tragedy , isn’t it ? alas , you’ll donate to a broke , partially soggy detective in need , won’t you ? i’m sure you’re something of a good samaritan . ❞

unprompted asks ✯ always accepting!!

❝ Wha-- ❞ He doesn't even get a chance to protect before the other's belongings are dumped into his arms, brows furrowing in confusion. What the hell?? Doesn't even know the guy and he was already begging for spare change. Takeshi scowls, shaking his head at the stranger's antics. ❝ Yeah, not happening, 'cause I'm definitely not. ❞ Partly because he has no money of his own at the moment and therefore COULDN'T donate even if he wanted to, but that's something he'd rather not disclose, thank you. ❝ And take your shit back already, I got better things to do than hold onto it and it's making my sleeves wet as shit--what were you doing anyway, fishing with your bare hands or something?? The hell. ❞

✯ @longerhuman

[0alanasworld0]

[mcpuliotjr]

lately its been just like THE DESPAIR THE DESPAIR THE DESPAIR i love my loved ones : ) THE DESPAIR THE DESPAIR THE DESPAIR THE DESPAIR

[covenofthearticulate]

Louis is the Ironman, money, resourceful without magic, curious mix of pragmatism and romanticism, dubious morality. Before you say, he lacks the confidence or arrogance, he is the only Brokest vampire alive in a genre of wealth porn and rich predators. My boy ain't no bitch to literary trends.

Lestat (Black Widow) recruits him on Marius' (Fury) command with sexy and cool tricks, hides the truth about the secret vampire SHIELD, that's literally what happened in TVL.

Anon please tell me this is an april fools joke