#bro has “living dead girl” playing wherever he goes

[steelthroat]

If we think about it, Megatron must look anemic to the rest of the Cybertronian race.

Edited to add the tags on the post since I was told not to hide them :3

[schoolmascotbyday]

fred frederickson headcanons.

fred falls in love easily, with people, things, ideas, cities, you name it. he is full to the brim of love. there are very few things he hates, and even then ‘mild disgust’ is a more fitting term, just expect him to be extremely dramatic about being fed brussels sprouts when he doesn’t actually hate them all that much.

for parents that travel a lot, he hasn’t been many places. he’ll be invited on the occasional family trip, but for the most part he was left at home with his butler to look after him when his parents left on yet another business trip... or anniversary celebration... or friends’ yearly get away...

sometimes he fees quite abandoned by his parents but he knows they love him and it isn’t intentional. they’re just busy. too busy for him.

he LOVES comic cons. LOVES. LOVES. LOVES.

if there’s someone that enjoys a good conspiracy theory, it’s frederick frederickson iv. he may read a little too much in them, believing himself a superhero that has to stop the bad guys, so it’s no surprise to see him walking around town scanning the area and making accusatory expressions at random passerby. think nothing of it. he just wants to make sure the town is safe from any hidden evil.

fred was a school mascot at his last school and he loved every minute of it. he still has his costume.

he is a very affectionate person. touch is definitely one of his love languages. he’ll hug anyone. he’ll hold his best bro’s hand, he doesn’t care. but he does know boundaries and will keep his distance when it makes people uncomfortable.

fred has taught himself to speak japanese, which speaks to how smart he can be when he’s dedicated to a cause... like watching anime without subtitles.

he gets confused easily and his mind takes routes the normal person wouldn’t but he isn’t quite as ditzy as he seems.

he considers himself a master sign spinner. he’s actually quite good at it! he’s gotten some jobs spinning for local businesses, but he doesn’t need the money, he just enjoys learning new tricks and showing them off.

fred loves helping. it doesn’t matter how small or how big the task is, he just wants to lend a helping hand.

his music taste is quite diverse. his favorite songs range from come as you are by nirvana and barbie girl by aqua. literally. both are in his ‘top 100’ playlist.

when it comes to sexuality fred doesn’t put a label on it. he’s had girlfriends and boyfriends. gender means nothing to him.

gender roles also mean nothing to him. he’s definitely more on the masculine side when it comes to physical looks and style, but if he wants to sport a neon pink tutu then damn it he’s gonna sport a neon pink tutu. he will not conform.

this kid has no shame whatsoever. you cannot hurt his pride. impossible.

it isn’t that he necessarily loves having long hair, he’s usually just too lazy to cut it, and that’s the fred people have grown to know.

would love for people to refer to him as ‘fredzilla’. sometimes refers to himself as fredzilla.

most of his closet is made up of hand-me-downs. despite having six digits in his bank account he’ll go out dressed in a beanie, tee, jeans and an old pair of shoes with holes in them. he drives an old, beat down, paint-chipping-off, ripped-seats van around. the boy even coupons sometimes because he finds it fun. he does not look nor act the rich part and until people see his house they’d have no idea.

he donates to charities all the time. he has monthly subscriptions to many subjects he cares deeply about, he’ll make sure every fundraiser he goes to doubles their goal, he’ll find random gofundmes and send thousands. it’s always anonymous, too, if he can get away with it. he just loves to give. it’s definitely not about the attention as no one, not even his parents, know how much of his money he gives away.

okay, so maybe it’s not his money, but it technically is because his family makes sure he always has enough to not only live off of but buy everything he could want. they don’t question any of his spending habits. they are very, very well off. they don’t care as long as he’s happy.

what makes him happy is comic books and superhero merch.

he still plays pokemon go.

tw. as happy go lucky as he is, fred is also harboring some deeper emotions. when he lost tadashi he didn’t shed a tear. he held it together for his friends. everything that has ever hurt him has rolled right off of his back, but eventually the weight is going to be too much. eventually he’ll have to admit that he’s not made of steel and some things hurt.

he has very little trouble sleeping, if he chooses to go to bed then he can fall out in a matter of minutes. however he often chooses to stay up into the am, either playing video games or hoping for a call from his mom or dad wherever they are halfway across the world.

in his room, fred has a giant saltwater aquarium. he wanted a pet, and no one felt he was up for the responsibility of anything that didn’t require more than one feeding a day. so fish were the compromise, and much to his own surprise he’s kept them all alive and thriving. they’re good company. he talks to them sometimes when he’s feeling a little lonely.

when fred is in, he is all in.

he likes to write but he doesn’t feel it’s good enough, so he rarely shows anyone. he has deeply thought out plots and stacks of finished comic books he’s made on his own but he keeps them locked away from everyone but his own eyes. he doesn’t want to fail.

tw. while he may not have been as close to tadashi as some of the others, he was still one of his best friends. he was his main inspiration, and fred is honestly in denial that he’s gone. he’s so used to watching movies, playing games and reading books where the hero is always revived. never actually died. he can’t seem to completely get it through his thick skull that this is real life and what’s dead stays dead.

he has a different ringtone set for every person in his phone. even companies.

as chaotic as he can be and often tardy, fred makes sure all of his bills are paid in time. he can be responsible if he truly tries.

his bedroom is the size of most people’s living rooms and kitchens combined.

fred is quite buff to rarely eat healthy and not be into sports. he doesn’t go out of his way to exercise but he does often choose to walk rather than drive and enjoys physical activity like randomly cartwheeling around his backyard at seven am because he can.

speaking of, has a large fenced in backyard which is perfect for laying out under the stars and sleeping, or walking out back in his underwear whenever he wants.

he likes to think of himself as a master inventor but most of his ideas are so far out there no one takes him seriously.

he loves science but he doesn’t understand... really... anything...

the only broken bone he’s ever had was his left arm when he fell from halfway up a tree at seven years old and fractured it in several places because he was imitating a bat and lost balance. he chipped a tooth and got a concussion as well. heathcliff was the one to take him to the hospital because his parents were in france. they didn’t know he broke an arm for three weeks.

fred hates hyenine. he hates showers, hates baths, hates brushing his teeth, hates combing his hair. he feels it takes precious time out of his day, he’s lazy and is, a lot of the times, pointless. he isn’t gross, though, he’ll do it. he just isn’t happy about it and not ashamed to wear the same outfit for a week straight before washing it.

the boy struggles when it comes to simple tasks sometimes. common sense isn’t his cup of tea.

[whamcitycomedy]

please tell me about hamlet i want to know more about it

haha yeah sure no problem if you really want (*pretends I haven’t been waiting for a chance to rant about hamlet all day*) so basically the story of hamlet is kinda weird, but it’s like: hamlet is the prince of denmark, and his dad, (who was previously the king) just died and his younger brother claudius married hamlet’s mother the queen pretty quickly after, so hamlet is pretty upset abt all this (understandably) then the ghost of hamlet’s dad (who’s name is also hamlet, just to make things more confusing) shows up and is like “hey son what’s up, my brother killed me by pouring poison in my ear so he could get my wife and my crown, you should probs do something abt that, bye” and then hamlet’s like “oh fuck I have to avenge my father” and then for some reason is like “I know what to do! I have to convince everyone I’m CRAZY!” And then horatio (his best/boyfriend) is like “ok weird but I love you so I’ll support you with this I guess” and then hamlet acts crazy around everyone and a whole bunch of stuff happens, and at first claudius and everyone’s like “hamlet must be crazy because ophelia doesn’t like him” (Ophelia is the girl he had been courting a little before all this) and they all come up with plans to spy on hamlet and ophelia, and meanwhile hamlet has this plan to put on a play where a guy kills his brother by pouring poison in his ear so he can see how claudius reacts to the play to figure out if he’s actually guilty, so the play happens, and of course claudius freaks out (cuz he is guilty) and hamlet’s like “ha! I knew it! Time to kill him!” And then goes to kill him, but stops and is like “or maybe I’ll kill him later!” (Because the whole big thing in the play is that hamlet is always talking abt all the stuff he’s going to do, but never actually takes action) and then he visits his mom Gertrude, and accidentally kills Polonius (Ophelia’s dad who was spying on him at claudius’ request) and is like “oh shit! I gotta hide this body! Mom don’t tell anyone abt this, ‘Kay?” And gertrude’s like “haha ok” and then immediately goes to claudius and is like “my son’s lost it he just killed some guy.” And claudius is like “uh oh guess we gotta ship him to england (*cough* so they can execute him *cough*)” and gertrudes like “what was that last part” and claudius is like “HAMLET there u are just the guy I was lookin for now where’d u put the body, son?” And hamlet’s like “ur not my dad, but I’d check under the stairs” and then claudius sends hamlet to england on a boat. Then Laertes (Ophelia’s brother and Polonius’ son) comes back from wherever he was and is like “bro my dad’s dead wtf??” And claudius is like “yeah bro sorry that was my crazy son.” Then ophelia (who really just wanted to chill and didn’t deserve getting dragged into all this :(  )comes in and starts singing and throwing flowers and everyone’s like “oh no ophelia’s gone crazy!” Then she leaves and someone else comes in and is like “hamlet’s back” and claudius is like “wdym hamlet’s back” and the guy’s like “idk, he’s back” (because as hamlet later explains to horatio he somehow managed to get out of the whole getting executed in England situation, something involving pirates, idk) so claudius is like “LAERTES you have to avenge your father and kill hamlet!!! Let’s make a plan where you duel him with poison on your sword, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll give him poison to drink!! I just really like poison!!!” And Laertes is like “ok” then Gertrude comes in and is like “oh no ophelia just drowned herself/accidentally drowned?” And everyone’s like “oh no” jump forward to ophelia’s funeral, where hamlet and horatio are hanging out at the graveyard having a rlly weird conversation with these two gravediggers, and they see the funeral and are like “what’s that” and meanwhile laertes is at the funeral and is so upset abt his sister’s death that he jumps in her grave, but hamlet’s like “wait no he can’t do that being dramatic and edgy is MY job” (also at some point while pretending to go insane, it’s very likely that hamlet actually has gone insane, so,) and then HE jumps in the grave too and they start fighting literally in ophelia’s grave and horatio and everyone else is like “guys wtf” and then other stuff happens but basically hamlet and laertes eventually have their duel, but claudius’ plan gets all fucked up and like everyone gets poisoned, so the gertrude dies, then claudius dies, then laertes dies, then hamlet is in the process of dying, and horatio is like “no hamlet you can’t die! IM gonna die!” and he tries to drink the poison but hamlet’s like “nO HoRaTiO DONT KILL URSELF UR SO SEXY AHA” and knocks the poison out of his hand and hes like “horatio u have to live and tell my weird fucked up story” and then he dies and then fortinbras walks in (I forgot to mention him before but hes like the prince of some other country idk) and sees all these dead ppl and he’s like “what the FUCK happened here” and horatio’s like “boy do i have story for u.” and that’s hamlet.

I skipped a bunch of stuff too, but basically that’s it, and it’s got a whole bunch of cool motifs about corruption and misogyny and grief and of course the whole repressed love thing going on between horatio and hamlet, and the whole thing is just way funnier than it has any right to be and I love it.

[isroselalondebisexual]

What do you think the following kidswaps would be like: Rose Strider, Dave Lalonde, John Harley, and Jade Egbert

So I don’t actually engage with kidswaps a bunch because I don’t really get where most people are coming from with them, but my understanding of kidswaps is:

You take the canon kid but raise them in their surname’s household.

One of the cool things Hussie did with the guardians was that they fit fairly well into the four parenting styles Authoritative, Authoritarian, Permissive, and Neglectful. Quick psychology overview, there are two categories parents usually get defined by, Involvement (also known as support or warmth) and discipline (or demand). Authoritative parents give high support/involvement/warmth, and moderate discipline, which is sort of the ideal parenting, and that fits Dad Egbert pretty well. Authoritarian is low warmth/support/involvement but high discipline/demand, which Bro Strider fits. Permissive is high warmth, but low discipline, which goes well with Mom Lalonde. Neglectful parents are low warmth low discipline, and are often absent entirely, which our unfortunately dead Grandpa Harley was (and from evidence in Hiveswap, probably would have been even if he was alive). Lucky for us Jade had a radioactive dog to raise her in his stead.

So we’ve got a girl like Rose, raised in an authoritarian household, I’m just gonna go ahead and say Bro Strider because I don’t know how guardians usually work in kidswaps. So Bro “I got possessed by a demonic puppet at age 0 and have lived with that thing in my head all my life” Strider is aggressive, unreliable, attacks his kid on a dime, emotionally distant, and emotionally detached. Rose, who is already pretty embittered by her mother in canon, would become someone utterly infuriated with the world. She’d forgo her passive-aggression games in favor of being outright nasty and rude most of the time I’m talking full 90′s cliche delinquent here. Serious behavioral issues, “who’s going to make me” attitude, seizing control by force wherever she can because control is something that’s stripped from her in her home life. Distrustful of other people’s intentions, probably always sees the worst in others, the kind of person who’s just waiting for the other person to prove her right so she can point at them and say “Ha. I knew you weren’t that nice.” without full awareness that she was the one to push them to snapping at her in the first place. REALLY nasty downward spirals of aggression and more aggression and a paranoid survival-based hair-trigger set of reflexes. Probably useful as a Seer of Time, but not good for her well being by any stretch of the imagination.

Then we’ve got Dave, raised in a permissive household by Mom “I drink to forget that the world is about to end and also because I’m lonely and life is hard” Lalonde. On the upside, he’s got a parent who cares about him now, on the other, he’s still a kid who’s gotta grow up too fast, bc his mom isn’t really a mom. She adores him, of course she does, but she’s drunk off her ass eight days a week so Dave’s sorta gotta be his own adult, which doesn’t end well. He probably gets along with her though, thinks he’s got a cool mom when really she’s just an enabler to pretty much anything he wants to do. I’d imagine a Dave Lalonde would end up sorta spoiled, used to not being told no, raised a rich kid, he’s used to being able to get whatever he wants after a little whining and would likely have a bad reaction to being told “no” when he starts out. A well intentioned dude who wants to be soft, but believes he has to be the “mature” one of the group, just listen to him he’s the smart one here. Probably thinks photographing plants and collecting roadkill in jars makes him “cultured” and “refined” and tries to use that as an excuse for why everyone should listen to him. Part of that is just him being used to having to act the adult in his home life though, so it’s natural for him to think that he’s the mature one, the put together one, the one who’s too old for that sort of childish nonsense. Also likely knows he’s pan/bi before the Game even starts tbeh. His quest as Knight of Light would probably involve him mostly just figuring out how to be a kid again, something he’d initially resent, like Rose resents the girlishness of LOLAR in canon, but would warm to eventually as he comes to terms with the fact that he’s not an adult, he’s allowed to be a kid.

Then John, raised in a “neglectful” household as much as having a dead guardian can really raise him, left with First Guardian Bec and the carapacians of Prospit. He’d probably be really starved for attention. Even more of a class clown than he is in canon, but this time only on a deserted island. Just a boy with his dog, and his dream scape to make friends with strange white chess people, whose customs are very much not human customs but ah well. Depression likely sets in a lot sooner for him without a parent around, and it’s easier for him to lock himself away from the world when no one’s even in his world on that lonely little island. Laying in bed all day watching movies and texting his friends and playing online games are less “interests” as much as they are “the only hobbies he has access to AND energy for”, than in his canon timeline. He’s still a boy overflowing with love for his friends, and would probably maintain his goofy disposition, but he’d be lonely and tired and depressed and it would likely be hard for him to work up the energy for his childhood nonsense that we all love and adore so much from canon. Bec, at least, would get him up, because dogs are high-energy pets and need daily exercise, and John would never ever let his dear sweet Bec get affected negatively by his depressed moods. He’s a boy who wants to be in love with life but it’s really, really hard. His quest as the Heir of Space would be something of a spiritual journey, I think. Becoming one with the universe, coming to terms with the good and the bad, the highs and lows the desirable and the ugly, and, by extension, learn to balance his own inner joy and despair. Once he reaches an understanding with that which is whole, he is better able to handle his own cycle of depression, which never really truly leaves him but he is able to handle it, engage with his loved ones while maintaining his own illness.

Jade, raised in an authoritative household by Dad “I love my child more than my own life” Egbert. Probably gonna be the most well adjusted out of all of them, surprising literally no one. Might be a little less punchy than we see in canon, having had a parent to appropriately model reactions to things like annoyance and anger, and probably has less access to rifles than our girl in canon. Still buff as shit tho, that much hasn’t changed. A witty problem solver, someone who’s had the support needed to really help her flourish, added to her own genius self. Has less need for the dreambot, but is still interested in science and furry/wolfkin stuff and her dad is, of course, only supportive (even if he doesn’t really understand the wolfkin/furry stuff, he supports his child and her interests). Wins ever science fair ever held and Dadbert is just standing with a camera beaming in the background. A go-getter and a high-achiever, sharp-tongued and able to use wit and snark and humor in order to win her battles instead of just out-screaming Karkat, regional winner of the Screamer Award (to be fair, that moment in canon was ICONIC). Isn’t necessarily GOOD at rolling with the punches, but is capable of it when she feels inclined. Her quest as a Witch of Breath would probably be something of a spiritual healer for the rest of her group? Someone who can manipulate the Aspect of freedom and in turn give that to her friends and loved ones. Someone for Dave to joke around with and just be a kid with, someone John can look to for support and help him when life is just too heavy, someone Rose can rail against and see that there is indeed still kindness in this world and yeah Jade isn’t perfect, she’s tempermental and a compulsive liar but she’s good and she’s loving and she wants nothing more than for Rose to feel okay again and Rose does indeed want that and wow JadeRose would actually be exceptionally good in this kind of kidswap wow. And in helping her friends, that would be an act of liberation for Jade too, because sometimes “we” is easier than “me” and sometimes “let’s” is more doable than “I’ll” and “I’ll do this for you” is easier than “I’ll do this for myself.”

Anyway I got super long winded there but here are my Thoughts tell me what you think.

[eenefangirlanalysis]

Ed springs into action kicking his feet straight through the car.

“I AM ED...”

“... CHEESE AND MACARONI!”

Wow. great thinking on Ed’s part. He takes charge. This was his own plan. Nobody told him to do it. See, Eddy’s teachings and leadership has helped his friends take action. 

Ed’s mind has grown. It was suffering due to the unattended skull fracture in season 5. Ed is learning more about how to overcome in disability and be independent. Ed was being more independent through season 6. He doesn’t need Edd and Eddy for everything. 

Ed plays the wheels of the fouled up car, races out of the room....

And smashes out from the roof of Eddy’s house.

This ‘car chase’ sequence is amazing! The animation, the pacing, it’s all so authentic. AKA wanted to grab their viewers and they did. I was hooked the second this movie started when I first watched it.

And just so you didn’t blink they repeat the car breaking out of the house and flying in midair twice.

Yes, this scene is as brilliant as these screenshots. 

It just shows you that you can make it without a car.

So, I take it Eddy’s parents must not be home. Maybe that goes for all the kids parents. Yes, they’re supposed to be invisible, but I get the feeling that this scene takes place late morning where all the parents are working or our running errands. 

Ed’s mom is always implied to be home. That must be why Sarah was allowed to roam free outside the cul-de-sac. Another sign of how neglectful she is. She doesn’t look out for the daughter who she spoils. 

Adults are off screen watching the kids. Do you think this is the reason why they never leave the cul-de-sac? The kids are free to roam wherever they want and yet they remain in one place. They’ve never been out in the world on their own. Beyond the cul-de-sac is adulthood. Some day they’re going to be adults with their own careers. They’re in charge of themselves.

Adulthood scares the kids. Especially, Eddy.

The kids fall out of the house and come careening to the ground.

Oh my God! I just noticed the saw cutting through Plank!!

He practically dead if he were alive.

Plank’s existence boggles me. There are times where he is able to move freely by himself. My theory on Plank that it’s Jonny’s sub-conscious filling in a voice for Plank. He understand that Plank wasn’t real in the early part of the series. Jonny’s mind mentally deteriorates. He has an unhealthy mind which can’t interpret fantasy from reality. Whenever Plank does move I believe it’s Jonny’s doing magic tricks. 

We all have our own different interpretations of this show. Although it is a cartoon show where anything can happen it touches on some pretty serious situations. We all have to face reality within a certain point in our lives. We’ve all had that imaginary friend. Plank isn’t so imaginary. Plank may be another personality Jonny created in his mind. A friend.

Nazz calls out that the Ed’s are getting away.

Viewers never had a chance to get to know Nazz. Her character was there as the girl next door. Nazz never had much personality or was ever important in any way. There is more to Nazz anyone thinks. The reason why Nazz was kept as a background character is because she is struggling with her own identity.

Season 5 turned Nazz into a dumb blonde. And that’s when most fans remember Nazz. She was testing out different personalities within the series to see what others liked. She was only going along with the crowd whenever taunting one of the characters.

Nazz is very tough. She knows how to stick up for herself. She thinks being useless will bring her more attention.

Insanity ensues as Ed tries to ‘steer’ the car but crashes into fire hydrants, fences, and houses destroying them in his path.

@jenny2x4  pointed this observation out yesterday in my analysis. Although Ed is able to get his friends to safety the useless car slows them down. They could have gotten out of the cul-de-sac a lot faster if they ran for it. Still, what kind of action sequence would that have been if it was the usual Ed’s running in their trademark styles?

Bro slowed them down. Bro has been hanging over Eddy’s shoulder for years. Even though has not been here Eddy can’t get him out from his mind because he was his mentor while growing up. Eddy’s parents love him, but they had to work through most of Eddy’s early childhood missing out on most of the abuse Bro enforced on Eddy.

This neighborhood has never had the best of the luck. I wonder if any of the neighbors who we have not seen in the show moved. It’s highly likely with the damage that has ensued. 

Edd is ready to have a panic attack. Poor thing. He doesn’t seem like he’s gone on many car rides with how absent his parents are.

Edd does build a lot of automobiles however. Although it makes transportation easier he feels safer on foot. 

The Ed’s are all in this together. I wonder after this nightmare ‘car chase’ if the Ed’s will learn how to drive together.

[juliadgaddis]

Seven Kitten Updates in One Post!

Our generous adopters have sent SO many updates, and I've got a big batch of them to share today. First up, Kenneth Wiggins. Here's the young fellow below: And here's the update! Kenneth is doing well. I guess he's 6 years old now, but he still acts like a kitten. He's definitely got more energy than his people. He can play with a feather toy for hours. I get bored long before he does. He's still the most affectionate cat I've ever had. He loves to do this thing at night where he comes and lays on my chest. After a minute or two of some scritches, he rolls over to lay next to me between my body and arm with his head on my shoulder and goes right to sleep. And as far as sleeping... he sleeps like the dead. I've actually had to nudge him a few times to make sure he wasn't dead, although that was back in the beginning. Funny story. Just after he came to live with us in 2011, he injured himself trying to jump on a barstool chair to get up and see what our other cat was eating. We weren't used to the way he slept then, so when he did his "sleeping so hard an earthquake wouldn't wake him" thing, we thought he was really hurt. So there we are at 3am rushing him to the emergency vet. It was nothing too bad, just a sprained leg. We spent $400 on a late night vet visit because he sleeps heavy and without a care in the world. That's one expensive nap! Happy 10 years of IBKC! -- Larry   ______________   Next up, an update on Alvie Pettibone (now Julius) and Beezus Medley (now Josie.) Hi Laurie!  Couple pictures to show how nothing has changed with Julius. His happy place is perched right on my shoulder. He sleeps ON me every night. Josie is a BIG girl and Julius loves her to bits. She has really become a cover diver lately and loves to be pampered and petted. Together, they are quite a comedy act--hiding, chasing, wrestling, sneaking up on each other, and those snuggly moments of mutual grooming are adorable. They are my furry little joys and I enjoy spoiling them both. The picture of them together was from this spring when I was trying to get some work done. They are watching their favorite bird/squirrel video. Heehee Kristen

____________ Here's Clement! Hi Laurie, Here is Ignatius, aka Clement Anderson-Erickson, in his favorite place, our backyard. He is a happy, healthy 7-year-old fellow who loves belly rubs and drinking water from a running faucet. He does not like water on his toes, though! He thanks you and Charlene for caring for him during his young kitten months!

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Above, the glorious Spooner kittens.  Below, a big batch of pictures of the Spooners today from their mama, Roxanne.

______________ And here we have the adorable Ralphie and Clive Loudermilk! Hi Laurie, Just wanted everyone to see how big and handsome the Boyz have become. Clive is still my gentle giant and Ralphie is his punky little bro. The ying and the yang. Clive loves paleo food, fetching schrunchie hair bands and following his brother around. Ralphie is a carb freak, loves to carry a felt ball wherever he goes. He is always into mischief including burrowing into any bag or blanket. He chases his big brother and is too rough but, the bond is unbreakable between them. We adore them and they would like to know how their siblings are? Congratulations on all you do! Pandora Thank you, everyone,  for all of these fabulous updates!  We've got more to come tomorrow -- I think I can squeeze the last of them into one big post.  See you then! from The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee http://www.theittybittykittycommittee.com/2017/08/seven-kitten-updates-in-one-post.html

[alvie-pines]

transcript:

#autobots hate him #but doctors #they hate him more #regardless of factions #1 enemy of every single Cybertronian medic to ever live #his cannon gave him scoliosis #he has black holes in his body #he has changed frames too many times #he can also mass-shift #at some point he became a flier #he is GREY #bro looks dead #bro has "living dead girl" playing wherever he goes #"my body is a temple" nuh uh Megatron decided that his body was a fridge waiting to be filled with magnets #steel rambles #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #shitpost #megatron #I imagine megatron walking in whatever medbay with a giant folder of everything he's subjected his body to #and the doctor just goes "fuck this shit" and walks out #Shockwave is not a medic #that's why he's the only one that is willing to get his claws on him #and make him worse

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If we think about it, Megatron must look anemic to the rest of the Cybertronian race.