#bro I'm fckin floored right now

[nowoyas]

incoming post full of sobbing and tears cus I hit 1000 

Holy fuck. I don't know how this happened.

When I made this blog, I went into it from the approach of some advice I've gotten a lot about Twitch streaming: expect no response for a while. It'll take a bit for people to find you, even if you're doing absolutely everything right, and that's not a reflection on you. Just keep going, and the people who are going to find you will eventually find you. In the same way, I kind of approached with a really simple goal: write what I want to read, and share it in the event that other people want to read it too.

Needless to say, I've been absolutely floored at the response I'm getting. One thousand individual human beings with lives and emotions and different tastes found what I wrote, and decided they liked it enough to follow me and read what I write going forward. One thousand people. To visualize, that's me fucking around on the internet and about this many people going "oh fuck this kinda slaps I might want more of this":

Yeah. That shit's crazy.

I can't begin to explain how much it means to me that you all are here, reading my work and having fun alongside me. Even when I was at 100, it didn't feel real. It feels somehow both more and less real now. All I can do is keep writing things, keep giving you lads content, and occasionally rhapsodize about bread so that you all may see the light. Thank you.

I had plans for a thousand follower event, but unfortunately, it happened too fast for me to prepare. I have nothing to give you but my tears, folks.

Well, those and a few more specific thank yous. First and foremost, my wonderful wife Ashi over at @birds-have-teeth. If you like Izuku, she's your writer. Her smut is phenomenal, her fluff is tooth-rotting in the best way, on the rare occasion I can make myself read angst I have cried over her angst more than once. And if it weren't for her encouragement, I never would have made this blog to start with, let alone gotten a response as fast as I did. I still remember the choked noise I made when I saw her in my notifications right after posting my first fic, and what exactly that did for my visibility as a writer. Not only that, but my two primary series that I'm working on, Floriography and Edible Arrangements, both came about because of her in one way or another, and with the help of her and some others I'll mention later, I never would have been able to write Housewarming or any smut at all. I don't really think it's an exaggeration to say that Ashi has had a hugely positive impact on my life since we became friends, and I suspect that without her, quite a few of you might not have found your way here. So thanks, Ashi. Love you, dear <3

Second, everyone else I talk with over in the Izu-cult discord server I help admin. @fujimoribaby @sapid-rose @my-bnha-things​ @xxangelpridexx​ and so many more in that server (I’m so sorry I can’t tag you all I am extraordinarily scatterbrained at present) have been just as helpful in letting me talk through ideas, vent, and honestly just getting to socialize and branch out a little. Before that discord server, it wouldn't be wrong to say I was withdrawn to an unhealthy degree. I woke up, watched videos all day, wrote myself to sleep, and if I was lucky I remembered to do things like eat and shower. I spoke to my sister-in-law (with whom I live) and her cat (also with whom I live) and that was it. And that was before COVID-19. I found in that server friends who I've talked to nearly every day since, and as a result, I feel more confident, happy, and at peace with myself. We're one big happy harem of loving spouses who came together over loving Izuku and I'm so glad to have met y'all. Those of you who enjoyed Housewarming ALSO have everyone in that server to thank for being part of the personal hypesquad watching me break through my mental block on writing smut line by line and literally cheering me on as I go. I don't think I'd ever have finished without their help, and honestly, I'd have deleted Housewarming after thirty minutes due to sheer anxiety if not for their support. I very nearly did. I'm so so glad I met everyone in the server, and I hope we can continue to talk for a while yet <3

That pretty much covers the thanks I have to give. I'm glad y'all are here. I hope I can continue to live up to your expectations. Thank you.

[ineedtherapist]

after like a week of inactivity i am going to bombard your ask with random things that are totally out of context i love gingers and i have an oc who is a ginger, and there's this boy at my school who looks just like him and everytime i see him i'm like that wojak meme who has his mouth opened and is pointing at something in the distance, and that boy doesn't know i am referring to him as my oc's name when i'm talking with my friends and he will never know.

once upon a time i woke up with a terrible stomach pain, like it was so painful i almost shed a tear, and i rarely cry. so i ran up to the bathroom and i passed out. when i gained conciousness i looked at myself in the mirror and i was pale as a ghost's butt cheeks. i left the bathroom and my mom is like "what happened" and i told her "eh, nothing much, just passed out" my dog was looking at me and i tried not to laugh, bcuz he has a dumb little face. so anyway, that day i stayed at home

when i was in preschool i had a crush on a boy who punched me in the guts, and my headcanon is that jotaro did the same when he liked someone when he was young

i was once writing a kny rp in which i totally lost my mind; so i live in poland, right? and me and my friends transformed bucci gang into a pathological polish family (i know it's about kny, but wait) and abbacchio was a king of the district and just a hobo in general. so i took him and just rammed him into demon slayer's universe and he was like... an alcoholic demon sage who helped the entire gang defeat astro-people, who were mostly based on teachers at my school and a few problematic people. you know, just for giggles. abbacchio's (we were calling him "boadicea" back then) power was to create an alcohol barrier and everything was just like... what the frick's happening

ALCOHOL BARRIER-

u really can't take abba seriously can you 💀

but ngl it fits him a lot.

WDYM 'eh nothing much I just passed out' like bro?? why?? how?? spill the tea homie. 😋

I'm counter attacking urs out of context with mine now cuz LMAO THIS IS SO FUN TO READ

Back when I was 15 I used to make a whole verse of psychological horror AU based on my teachers n bestie.

my teachers are like.. in their 40's/50's💀

BRO DON'T BLAME ME, MY BESTIE HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND SHE ALWAYS FALL FOR OLDER PPL NOT YOUNGER THAN 30 EVEN NOW.

So I was like well- why don't we make a spinoff of that. So we got like the whole verse set up. character development, angst, fluff, horror you name it. We even make headcannons and ship. mind you, I haven't discover tumblr yet and doesn't even realize what I'm doing lol.

It's basically just me making ocs and lores to indulge my bestie in her endless crushing for dilf till now

WE ALSO PUT A CHARACTER INSPIRED BY OUR COUNTRY MINISTER IN THERE AND YES, MY BESTIE HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM TOO 👹

One of me and my bestie pretty close friend are one of the main cast but she never know and we never tell her to this day 👍

spoiler : she die in s1

Ever since I was 13, I'm actually subconsciously fixated on blondie 💀

fictional-wise that is.

it's either cuz they're too hot for no reason or they just fit into my preferences a lil bit too much.

HOLY COW I JUST REALISE SPEEDY IS ALSO A FCKIN BLOND-

There are a few more blond I use to like but those are the dark times, we don't talk about it. 💀

Back when I was 9 I almost lose my thumb and index finger cuz my dumb ass of a kid think I'm old enough to cut sugar canes with my gramps machete without being supervised by adults. cry a lot.

When I was 10, me and my cousin pretend we're forming a band. We're sitting at my gramp self-build resting hut (??) with self-made slide 😎

So as I was guitaring the broom on top of a fcking ladder in the hut with my cousin whose sitting on the floor, I cutely fell off the ladder and twist my wrist. doesn't cry but it hurt af bro 🌚

I used to have 3 cats, one die. been 6 years since that day. pick up a new one 2/3 years ago. they fight a lot lol cuz the other two are sibs and the new bb kinda invading their territory. doesn't fight as much nowadays tho. still remember my bb girl from 6 years ago a lot cuz she's the sweetest out of all 4 and she isn't here anymore :)