#bribing with treats

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

He’s just happy to be included

[makenna-made-this]

The leggy girls are really not appreciating this wet snow

"How am I supposed to Live, Laugh, Leghorn in these conditions?"

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

For vaggie that spear is her support animal/therapist

For charlie, it's a rival she'd like to throw in lava but can't cause, it's vaggies support 'animal'

silly headcanon plot twist- Charlie's jealously at the spear ISN'T silly or irrational at all, it's a subconscious manifestation of Charlie's desperation for her girlfriend to actually open up emotionally to HER instead of to a WEAPON, confide fears and problems in CHARLIE, and a very frustrated, very also-emotionally-constipated-in-her-own-way Charlie doesn't wanna pin that frustration on Vaggie directly so she deflects all her anger to the spear, which as an inanimate objects, can't get any hurt feelings over this or decide Charlie is too much and dump her

we've done it. we've cracked the silly headcanon and found the angst waiting underneath XD XD XD

or maybe the above is all just what the hazbin crew speculates together, in their weekly "there's no way those two idiots don't have shit going on in their relationship" chaggie hotel gossip meet-ups

[kacievvbbbb]

I do think it’s funny and adorable that Mihawk and Zoro have such similar epithets that are even more similar in Japanese.

But it is infinitely more hilarious because while Zoro was hunting Pirates to collect their bounty and fund his journey, Mihawk was seemly hunting marines for the sport of it, because; eh why not 🤷.

[here-comes-the-moose]

I know it’s July, but here’s what I think Modern AU Bad Batch would dress up as for Halloween:

Hunter- Rambo

Wrecker- Ken

Tech- Dr. Jekyll

Crosshair- Mr. Hyde

Echo- Pirate

Omega- Astronaut

[kiadanta]

Kia has decided to retire her winter wardrobe all over my everything

[nordfjording]

came to my gran's today to find she hadn't even gotten out of bed. called around some, ended up going in anyway and spent two hours sitting on her floor with the dogs in bed with her. november is always rough for all of us, but not having a dog anymore took the last out of her, i think. this is a woman who's never cried in front of any of us, not even in my dad's or uncle's funerals, but talking about eddie really choked her up. can't even blame her.

[another-goblin]

SPOILERS for 2.2 and Aventurine's message

So his stone was completely destroyed, and the IPC knows about it. I've also got the feeling that he wanted to free himself from the IPC. So why, at the end of 2.2, does he act as if most of 2.1 didn't happen? I mean, why would he expect a rise from Diamond? He clearly still has full support of the IPC too.

Can you even be Aventurine the Stoneheart without aventurine the stone? Is Diamond going to give him a new one? 

I hope he's up to something. Otherwise, it doesn't make much sense.

I'm also a bit confused about this. Didn't it all happen exactly according to his plan? How was it foiled?

[fly-the-pattern]

[sharkgirldick]

My bimbutch ass being easily manipulated by the offer of food: You'll cook for me if I come over? Well... What are you making? Oh, that sounds good. Yeah, I can be there on Saturday.

[scpwiki-official]

we also hc that scranton keeps hard candies (specifically caramels) in his lab coats

[runningwolf62]

@wardencommanderrodimiss and I have been chatting and writing down for posterity that Brennan and Dorian adopt two cats post Trespasser. (For certain in companion Brennan au, probably in Inquisitor timeline as well).

The context is Brennan, starting to feel a lot better in his life with Dorian, at the very least wants a pet. Maybe a kid eventually but they both have trauma, let's start with cat.

Dorian initially says no and Brennan begs a little but lets it drop. He leaves for some mission for a bit and Dorian, with a bit of help from Maevaris probably, gets him a kitten to surprise him.

Now he picks out like this beautiful purebed cat, like, whatever the Thedas equivalent of a Siamese cat is. She beautiful, even at the gangly six month old stage and he names her Bellitanus, due to Brennan's love of stargazing.

So Brennan comes home, but he starts telling Dorian, "Listen, I know you said no, but Cole gave him to me, and I've been taking care of him for a bit now, even if it's just until we get him a new home can he sta- is that another cat."

Dorian: "What do you mean, another cat?"

So turns out Brennan mentioned the cat thing and Cole got him one, probably abandoned. Brennan tried not to get attached but did, even though he gave it a silly name to try not to get attached.

So he pulls out this little six month old orange kitten he's named Cheese who is Very Aware he is Orange.

Which is how they ended up with two cats, who they love equally even if Cheese has probably never had a thought in his life.

[void-chara]

FINALLY POSTING MORE OF THOSE VOTER FRAUD* BRIBES I AGREED TO!

cellbit for @spiderbit-yaoi !! ty elric for voting mapicc in the lifesteal god-president elections. he lost badly. but i still appreciate your support, here is your reward

*is it fraud if all votes are legitimate and just came from people who knew nothing about the candidates and otherwise would not have voted and were bribed to do so. voter bribery might be more accurate

[vaniloqu3nce]

Vittoria is a dove. She often has visions that predict something good happening to her or those around her. She is known as the swindler of the family. By the age of three she learned Gomez would do anything for her, and thats how she ended up with a designer wardrobe for Christmas. She learned the “Enid Face” from Leo, which is a very secret pout that Wednesday cannot refuse. Leo only did this once in his life, he finds it demeaning to stoop to begging. She is a very talented pick pocketer, it seems to come naturally to her to find and sniff out a credit card with the highest limit as Gomez would come to find out. He’s always amused though.

Vittoria loves Disney movies, she will never grow out of it. Tangled is her favorite and she often asks Wednesday to style her hair in one long braid like Rapunzel in the movies.

Naenia is a raven, and her visions are physically exhausting. They’re usually of something dangerous or bad happening, which is why she’s the braincell. Often times she’ll have a vision and save Vittoria or Leonidas from themselves. Her visions cause her physical pain like headaches and are extremely vivid, often times she needs to rest afterwards somewhere quiet. Usually her family will tend to her while she’s recovering.

Naenia moves uncannily quietly, she has a habit of just popping up behind people, even as a toddler. She’d crawl around silently and scare Enid to death by just appearing somewhere she hadn’t been before.

As Naenia grows up she uses sign language to communicate with people outside of family, she finds it much easier than speaking and quicker than writing. She learned from Thing, and her siblings were quick to follow along because helping Naenia find more ways to communicate that she’s comfortable with is important to them. She’s comfortable around her family, but not other people. She’s not a fan of people. Mostly animals. She’d save a spider over a person.

When the girls first went to school, they were mostly excited to see Leonidas, they would always wait for him to come home from school so they could play with him. They would come with Wednesday to pick him up from the bus stop as often as they could. Vittoria is especially excited to make friends and Naenia is excited for the library.

Naenia is nervous about the loud crowds so Leonidas walks them to class (not like he wouldn’t do that anyway) on their first day. They soon find out everyone is afraid if Leonidas (he has a bit of a reputation, nothing that can be legally proven but a reputation) and that makes it easier for Naenia to handle so many people, since the whole hall will clear not to touch Leonidas. So, Leonidas walks them to class every day. He calls them blood sucking parasites while silently daring anyone to come within six feet of them.

Compared to the twins, who barely scrape past three feet, Leonidas grows rapidly. He is the tallest kid in his grade at 5’3. He sort of looks like a giant following them around the halls scowling at everyone.

Vittoria loves school, she makes friends very easily and becomes very popular within the school. Mostly because she rides in a limo and brings candy for everyone in her class, Vittoria likes spending money on others too. Sharing wealth with people is something Gomez taught her, so she often uses her allowance (and her pout) to get things for her class. She’s the reason the school’s playground got upgraded (she called Gomez at three am). She traded Morticia’s spot as favorite grandparent. Even though she’s one of the youngest kids, she’s still extremely popular. She talks to everyone, is very friendly to everyone, and loves participating in class. She struggles with the academic portion, Vittoria doesn’t really enjoy math or writing or history. She likes drawing and gossiping, and pretending to act out scenes of Tangled where she duels kids with frying pans. Often, Naenia will steer her back to working when she gets distracted being chatty or social.

Naenia doesn’t make friends quite as easily as her twin, her limited speaking is a factor but Naenia had never been a social person outside of her family regardless. Aside from the loud noises, the memes she doesn’t understand, and the cafeteria food, Naenia loves learning and school is something she excels in at an early age. She especially likes that her teacher lets her go to the library if shes feeling overwhelmed, and even lets Vittoria go. She usually stays close to Vittoria and by proxy, makes friends because of her sister. Most people are nice to her because of Vittoria, but she’s fine with that because it means she doesn’t have to explain herself to anyone. The other kids are usually very nice to her though, some even try to learn sign language and she held little sessions after school with Vittoria. It’s one of few times she didn’t want to leave a social setting after an hour.

Because of her crippling side effects of her visions, Naenia wears gloves everywhere outside to refrain from touching something directly. She also does not touch people or like people touching her. If she has visions in school, Wednesday comes to pick her up without fail.

Vittoria: This is my twin Nia! She likes to be called Naenia, she doesn’t talk much but she writes super spooky stories. Okay she doesn’t like a lot of people crowding her so let her read, shoo! Lets go play ninjas, warlocks, and princesses!

Leonidas is fairly infamous in the school for getting expelled from four others, there are plenty of rumors about it and despite being outwardly inviting, Leonidas is not friendly to most. Most of the rumors floating around are exaggerated, but he doesn’t correct them. After getting into one altercation with a boy who tried to touch him and ending up suspended for punching him as hard as he could, most people don’t speak to Leonidas and avoid directly touching him. He finds school to be a waste of his time, and hard to sit through. Though he gets good grades, Leonidas will often finish work early and get bored. Sitting still is not his strong suit, and especially in school it leads to trouble. His patience starts with Naenia and ends with Vittoria, so he has trouble getting along with other students. People outside of his family often annoy him.

Vittoria teases him because he “doesn’t know how to make friends”.

Leonidas does eventually make one friend, a human boy he defends from bullies named Adisa. Leonidas just thought they were loud and now this boy with a tuba too big for him sits next to him and talks to him about things he doesn’t understand every time they have music, or lunch, or PE. Like “texting” and “sleepovers” and “video games”

Leonidas denies the fact that they’re friends but never tells him to sit somewhere else because “everyone else is a worse option.”

[chocochat]

i got to spend the whole day with my best friend im healed

[sjofn-lofnsdottr]

Junelezen 21: Mount

I've mentioned and taken pictures of Dusk's chocobo, Pike, plenty.

He's a good, brave boy and everywhere Dusk has gone, Pike has gone too. He's ridiculously loyal, the kind of loyal where Dusk is the only person he listens to. He's not a chocobo that could be loaned to someone else, let's put it that way.

But he has another chocobo! His amber draught chocobo, Lance:

Where Pike refuses to listen to anyone besides Dusk, Lance is much more open to the idea, seeming to enjoy working for the sake of working. If Dusk knows he'll be away for a long stretch, he'll often board Lance at the ranch in Bentbranch Meadows, with the understanding he's happy to pull carts or carry loads for merchants and they're allowed to rent him out for that purpose. The only thing he doesn't particularly like is being ridden by someone he doesn't know, unless that someone is with Dusk.