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redbean-nom · 2 months ago

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boba missed luke like four times on the sail barge and then fell in the sarlacc because he accidentally clicked his 23 open tabs of space-ao3 instead of his combat display

my oldest boba fett headcanon, from before i even knew what a headcanon was, is that this man, who regularly whiled away the hours on kamino as a boy reading novels and who has a job that often requires him to do nothing more than stand around looking menacing for hours on end, definitely has an e-reader app installed on his helmet

#star wars #reblogs #boba fett #redbean talks #there are many benefits to having a full face helmet with built in holodisplay #imagine if vader and boba got to the cloud city ambush a little early so they were just standing around #boba's pretending to pay attention while actually reading jurassic park on space libby #vader's pretending to pay attention while actually watching the boonta eve live #they are both vaguely aware that the other is not actually paying attention #(boba intercepted the suspiciously unencrypted video transmission going into vaders helmet out of curiosity)#(vader can sense that boba's thoughts consist of 'dino dino dino :)' and is instantly aware that This Is Not Work)#they silently agree to never bring it up #so boba continues reading three published novels and 60 chapters of fic per day he spends with vader #and vader continues obsessively rewatching podracing space-youtube commentary #idk how long this post has been in my drafts but i should draw this now lol

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