#blondie soccer dad mightn't deserve this but i feel what i feel

[boinin]

(it's because he's british, innit)

genuinely asking, why do you dislike him?

I don't hate the British! Just the Tories and their country's colonial past *waves potatoes and a copy of Forógra na Saoirse*

...anyway. I respect Chris Prince as a coach. He's second to Snuffy as far as I'm concerned. But his personality gives me the heebie jeebies.

I'll elaborate—but if anyone reading this is an actual fan of his, take the following as the dumb brainleak it is, rather than anything serious.

To me, Prince screams narcissistic gym bro. The kind that finds opportunities to neg you as he boasts about his achievements, monopolising the conversation as you desperately seek to escape.

Convince me this guy wouldn't call you daring for dressing like that in public, before speaking at length about his cryptoasset portfolio unwarranted.

Prince 100% has a podcast where he promotes his own brand of whey powder and the sigma grindset. There are dubious rumours about him among football circles. He has taken out at least one super injunction against the British press.

In short: I dislike Prince solely because of how I headcanon him. Which is mostly baseless... but I am firm in my conviction that he's the kind of bloke that thinks there should be a men's rights movement.

This is the closest I'll ever get to writing bllk x reader content 😘 /s