#blaming all of world war one on a random scottish anti imperialist is an INSANE plot and your spies aren't even fucking good at being spies

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sorry for this in advance & thank you @theinconveniencing for pioneering the notes app liveblog to me its great for when your plane doesnt have wifi 🙏

i'm confused

this plane audio is very bad

rasputin??

this is the stupidest explanation of the instigation of wwi i've ever heard

ok so its wwi then why where there concentration camps at the beginning of the movie ??? **editing note I looked it up now but it's crazy that they spent so much time stupidly explaining wwi and then spent close to 0 screentime talking about that...**

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST EXPLANATION OF THE INSTIGATION OF WWI I HAVE EVER HEARD

this rasputin shit is also crazy not him drop feeding them opium while they're on their knees... some sort of threesome thing

35minutes in is there gonna be some good plot happening at all

if this scottish man is played by james macavoy it would be really funny cuz i just feel like it will be him based on nothing

airfrance evian water is very nasty but its what they have ig

I'm sorry ..:. gay teen predator rasputin.?. what the fuck. this movie is making so many choices..

EWWWW. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWthsiissonastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyi'm🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

not the dad offering up his son and then being shocked when he's the one that has to i can't even finish this sentence thid is so wack and horrible and like kindof homophobic????

it's going on for so long and its like not funny??? im confused for real

well tbh rasputin deserved to win that round these people are fucking stupid

nanny just makes me miss roxy :////// roxy my beloved why did they take you away from me

happy borthhday conrad but idont think those are the type of glasses you're supposed to drink champagne from

conrad does really have dead poets society gay face though

sksjfjsgd we need this code cracked PRONTO 🫵

"What're you gonna do? 🤨" "KILL KILL KILL 😐🫡" come on man could this get any more stupid

statesman on the rocks wow good job guys you referenced the second movie 👍

whos this scottish man he looks familiar him & conrad should get a lil gay thing going

oho the beginnings of the round table

"friend of conrad" friend of dorothy morelike amirite kids

is there only that one song on the bagpipes or do they ever play anything else...

no offense but who would wear a gas mask outside of the trenches isnt the whole thing that its heavier than air so it stays in the trenches and you wouldnt really need it in nomans land

i dont care about conrad in this scene at all like sorry after everything we learned about wwi in school and the horrifying books and accounts we read like this is so lame and unserious (in a bad way) in comparison also the acting isnt that good

why doesnt he just drag this guy over to the trench. oh maybe he will nvm

are these people also fucking stupid. didnt the commander tell them he was sending people on a mission. and hes wearing a kilt so why are they shooting at him

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO play stupid games ig.

im telling you the real archie reed looks soooo familiar

ok its kind sad ig but AGAIN PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN👏STUPID👏PRIZES👏

i ask once again WHAT is the plot of this movie. like truly what is it

also this henchman looks like jimmy fallon

and "king george" looks like mr collins p&p 2005

STANLEY TUCCI????????????????? or is it just my boy merlin in a beard i always get them confused

the way they have barely developed shola(?) and the nanny and also there is so little chemistry between these 3 imo compared to the og cast

ok this goat thing is pretty funny i would die for sure

omg the guy in the elevator 😦🫢1star for that lmao!!

Huhhhhhhh???????????????? 🤔 this reveal is also so stupid we didn't even see this guy for the last 45 minutes of the movie?????

many of the fight scenes including this one are doing nothing for me

the goat????? what happened to shola???? did he die while i was typing on my phone

ok he's there nvm

ah well. what a set of choices

KYLE RAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AS HITLER???????? maybe a worse choice than anything that happened in the entire movie

and not a central cee song for the end credits i hate these people

guys i may be fucking stupid archie reed was Aaron Taylor Johnson 💀

BOOOOOO <- me booing cuz this movie was not very good

Rating: 1 ⭐️ for the goats & the guy in the elevator getting pulverized to dust and 1⭐️ for archie reed being hot in a few scenes

guys the king's man was so bad genuinely. anyways what's that? oh you're asking for the no wifi notes app notes i took on the airplane ok coming right up 🙂‍↕️