#big unexplained hole in the ceiling‚ three dogs he didn't approve of but they seemed mild mannered every time he visited so—
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classicintp · 1 month ago
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one day i dream of owning a second house that i will rent for an actually reasonable price (say $400 a month? $500 a month?) and, unbeknownst to the renter, when they leave and any damages/cleaning get taken care of, every dollar they paid in rent minus said cleaning/damages gets returned to them in a lump sum. i just keep doing this forever.
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