#big swingin' sister

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And I'm Askin', WHY LORDDDD?!

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muscular woman of the day: minji kim from big swingin’ sister

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Space Channel 5 Part 2: Sugoku Sugoi  Guide Book p. 070-75 (Translation by @lavoszero and myself. Edits and typesetting by myself)

Second part of Report 3.

Imgur link to all of the Sugoku Sugoi Guide Book translations we’ve done thus far.

Plain text below

70 The Stratosphere · Space

Finale!

“Look out, Pine bazookas incoming!  Use the X button beam when you hear ‘Chu!"

Chu! Chu! Chu! Staaaay Tuned [9]

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71 Secrets of Big Sister Pine: Two or Three Things I Know About Pine's Character by Texas

On the Contrary Piney? Well, you'd think she'd be stricter than me, right? Completely untrue. She's more loyal than strict. Her bark is worse than her bite, tends to show her merciful side to even those disrupting the law. The whole thing has her torn. Mhm, that’s why she puts on a tough front, yet when push comes to shove, she's surprisingly soft, unlike me. Others say I have easy-going vibes, but don’t listen to them. I’ll make people follow the law without question. Piney is the type to convince people to follow the law.

Bum ba-da-bum-bum! Oh, the drums? Piney's far more skilled at them than me, don't you agree? I prefer being a bassist. Hmhm. Piney says she started playing the drums after she saw a 500-year old foreign drumming movie. I think it was around space elementary school, when the urge to drum was so powerful that we made a drum set with empty food cans and a splitter. Then she started listening to percussion groups like Space Samul Nori and Space Neubauten and kept improving from there.

Favorite Food Ah, cooking’s a challenge for her, but she isn't terrible at it. I'm not that great at it either, haha. On Space Thanksgiving, I ask her to come and help me with the hard stuff: cooking the turkey, hehe. Piney’s favorite food is… well, pretty much everything, but especially space kolo! It's kinda like space croquettes, I guess. She may not be a great cook but she sure is a picky; she gets upset if the potatoes are space kita akari ones. She's usually so sophisticated  and elegant, so concerned with upholding the law. But with space kolo, she gets to be selfish.

Sexiness "Has your sister been dealing with… ever since kindergarten…?" Is this a talk show now? You wanna know about that?" Hmm. Well, I wasn’t as friendly as I am now, back then I was a lil' ball of aggression, but Piney was pretty nice. She was real ladylike. All the little brats were heads over heels for her. But she's hopelessly awkward with men, so she still lives with me even at 27 years old. Piney, if you’re reading this, I’ll make you some space kolo today. Hurry up and come home.

[Translator’s note: Texas call Pine “Pine-chan” in Japanese. They mention the movie by name but I’d rather not say it. The word used here for “Thanksgiving” refers to the American holiday rather than Labor Thanksgiving Day .]

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72 Fuse's Broadcast Notes

Report 3 & Repeat 3 This seem be redundant at this point but anyway, these are the instructions prepared by Fuse, the director of  "Ulala's Swingin' Report Show," a special news program on Space Channel 5. Unlike Noize's Evaluation, they’re not exactly instructions but mainly explanations on the secret input locations and the modifications made for the reruns for"Ulala's Swingin' Report Show" (ex. commands for the Lap 2 that are different from that in the Lap 1). It should be noted that the timing and locations of the secret inputs are exactly the same between the main (Lap 1) and rerun broadcasts (Lap 2).

The Hidden Inputs

[1] When Pudding Appears Report 3 doesn’t kick off with the usual “Jan! Jan! Jaaan!” This time Pudding zooms by, centershot, shouting "the scoop is mine," the first secret input is right on the “mine!” Or you can time your button presses to the BGM’s four-beat pattern if that’s easier.

[Her voice is a lil' hard hear over the drums. If you can't rely on her, try relying on the beat and tapping to that four-beat rhythm!]

[2] When Pudding Leaves If you got the beat from for the first input down, you should be able to hit the second one going along with the same rhythm. If you don't trust in your ears, try pressing the button right when Pudding raises her microphone after the camera switch.

[The drums start with a "marching" rhythm, so you should be able to match the inputs by grooving to the "ton, ton, ton, ton."]

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[3~6] Sexy 1 & 2 Chorus Pine starts singing once she takes stage on her ship. You should get the secrets no prob if you press down around when the chorus is just about to begin to its actual start. But be careful, the short pauses after Pine’s verses can be pretty sneaky. You can also time them to the beat! Try using a slow four-beat rhythm starting from the "peo" in "people."

[7] Yeah~! When You Shout Yeah There is also a secret input right when you and Noise land on the Playgirl and shout a big "Yeah~!" It’s right when you two shout. The BGM is the same here, so keep pressing that button if you have a handle on the four-beat rhythm.

[This is the part  where the camera switches to them after they land on the Playgirl.  Look at 'em, so cute, like children at a festival~.]

[8] After You Beat Pine This secret isn’t as telegraphed as the others so getting the timing down is a lil' tricky. Your best bet is to time it to the "ton, ton, ton, ton" beat. Keep pressing the button to that rhythm the moment after you beat Pine and the BGM changes. If you can’t get a hang of that rhythm, Ulala, try timing it about 12 seconds after Pine says “we’ll be back,” right when you jump up to hit the drums for a final time!

[Right at this scene. See that little hop Ulala does? The secret input comes right after that, so eyes open!]

[9] After the Giant Pine Missile is Fired Sometimes I wonder why Pine's ship has such an "ah~ so naughty" shape to it.  Seeing a missile flying out from the tip like that, I got such a rush that I yelled "Yee-haah!" after. After the "Chu! Chu! Chu!" is the usual Stay Tuned "pikon" secret input, be sure to press that button on cue!

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74 Rebroadcast (2nd Lap) Choreography

Report 3 & Repeat 3 Listen up, Ulala. The cast may be different compared to the original broadcast, but don't let that trip you up, you still gotta do the same thing as before. Even so, enjoy meeting these new faces, the changed lyrics, and report with style!

Pudding → Padding, again, and Pine → Texas

Leaving as quickly as she appeared, looks like Padding is the one saying “the scoop is mine!” in the rerun. It’s a small cameo, it’s fine if you didn’t notice, but if you need to give this girly a shout-out, call her Padding.

Well, like I said, Padding dashes off pretty quickly. The real pain this rerun is Texas, Pine's sister. Did you know? Pine has a twin sister! Big sis Pine works for the Eastern Sector Space Police, while the lil' sis over here works for the Western Sector Space Police! They’re identical in appearance but not in personality, Texas is a formidable foe when she shoots those beams and missiles at you with the Gold n' Silver (a.k.a. the Not-Playgirl)…

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Texas’s theme song starts like this:

People call me Texas (Texas!) Western Vixen Space Police. You hang in the hood (the hood) You're up to no good (no good) We'll be there to seal your fate! (Fate!)

[Lyrics by Texas, composition by Pine]

Lil’ sis Texas may have a smaller role, but you can feel her determination to crush her foes by any means. I think I like her more than her older sister~. I heard that one of our staff members left his bicycle in front of the station, and Texas confiscated it. I guess Texas is the bigger threat for normal folks. Though, they do seem to have equally sized… "bazookas." Makes sense, that’s twins for you right?

I can't forget about her back-up space drummers… well about them, mmm, uuh, I don't know what to say about them…

Command Changes and Where They Happen The Stratosphere · Blue Sky ~ Space

3.

15 o x

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(16 x x x~ x same as Lap 1) (17 o o x~ x same as Lap 1) 18 x x x x~ x 19 x o x x~ x (20 x~ x same as Lap 1) (21 o~ o same as Lap 1) (22 o~ o~ o~ o same as Lap 1) (23 x~ x same as Lap 1)

The Stratosphere · The Playgirl's Deck

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24 o ⬇ ⬇  25 o o ⬇ ⬇ 26 ⬇ o ⬇ o 27 ⬇ o o ⬇ o o

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28 ⬇ ⬇ o o o 29 ⬇ ⬇ o o o 30 ⬇ ⬇ ⬇ o o o 31 ⬇ ⬇ ⬇ ⬇ o 32 ⬇ ⬇  o 33 ⬇ o

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34  ⬇ ⬇ ⬇ ⬇  x x x 35  ⬇ ⬇ ⬇ ⬇ ⬇ ⬇ x 36  ⬇ ⬇ x 37  ⬇ ⬇ o 38  ⬇ o o 39  ⬇ o x

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40 (⬇ ⬇ ⬇ same as Lap 1) 41 (⬇ ⬇ ⬇ same as Lap 1) 42 ⬇ o o 43 o o o 44 o x o 45 x o ⬇ (46 ⬇ ⬇ same as Lap 1) (47 ⬇ ⬇ same as Lap 1) (48 ⬇ same as Lap 1) (49 ⬇ same as Lap 1) (50 ⬇ same as Lap 1) 51 x (52 ⬇ same as Lap 1) 53 o (54 ⬇ same as Lap 1) 55 o

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[Translator’s note: By “bazookas” (scare quotes) we mean boobs. He straight up says they look like they have the same sized boobs in Japanese.]

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My media this week (24-30 Dec 2023)

*delighted* this show went straight to full musical episode in only the second season. amazing.

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

🥰 Hither, Page (Page & Summers #1) (Cat Sebastian, author; Joel Leslie, narrator) - reread; christmas-set post WW2 cozy mystery (vibes are basically 'agatha christie but queer')

🥰 The Missing Page (Page & Summers #2) (Cat Sebastian, author; Joel Leslie, narrator) - reread; the further adventures of Leo & James

😍 We Could Be So Good (Cat Sebastian, author; Joel Leslie, narrator) - reread; this was one of my fave books of the year tbh; loved the setting and the characters and the vibe

😍 Bells Are Ringing (A We Could Be So Good Holiday epilogue) (Cat Sebastian) - so grateful that Cat S gifts us a holiday epilogue every year!

🥰 The Things We Hide (ThePirateStorm) - 109K, stucky no powers omegaverse/accidental mpreg with fantastic amounts of pining and a great cast of fully realized supporting characters; I fucked up my sleep schedule to finish reading this and had zero regrets.

🥰 I'd Swing With You for the Fences (nontoxic) - 86K, Schitt's Creek AU with MLB player Patrick and David (who's still mostly canon David) - very warm and sweet and absolutely DELIGHTFUL

🥰 Third Eye (Felicia Day, author; full voice cast) - comedy fantasy audio drama about Laurel, who 15 yrs ago was the Chosen One and who…failed. Now her life is sad but she gets a 2nd chance when a terrible teen (who may also be the Chosen One) cannonballs into her life. Had a lot of fun listening to this, great voice cast featuring FD, Sean Astin, Wil Wheaton, London Hughes

💖💖 +186K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

[PODFIC] A Nativity of Oranges (Tanouska) - MCU: stucky, 9K - great podfic, reread, great Stucky holiday fic

How The Elf-King Stole Khuzmus (DeHeerKonijn, PointlesslyPoetic) - LOTR: 1.3K - a The Hobbit/Dr. Seuss mashup, very clever, great art

[Podfic of] Spaceships & Laserswords (blackglass, klb, luvtheheaven (VioletEmerald), reena_jenkins, Shmaylor, silverandblue, wordsaremyfaith) - Star Wars: finnpoe, 4K - great podfic of a short but hilarious & very sweet fic - modern AU where weirdo hermit Luke joins the (college-age) 'kids' D&D game & volunteers his sister to DM

[Podfic] Mission Impossible (quietnight) - MCU: shrunkyclunks, 20K - hilarious shrunkyclunks fic, great podfic version of it

flow through (rainbow_nerds) - Stranger Things: steddie, 6K - a gift for me! I requested @rainbow-nerdss continue in the universe created by sharp temporary walls and it was everything I could have wanted!!!! 💜

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2023

The Legendary Rick Perry and the Art of Dimension 20

D20: Fantasy High: Sophomore Year - s4, e21-22

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds - s1, e7-10; s2, e1-10

Doctor Who: The Church on Ruby Road (2023 special #4)

Midsomer Murders - s24, e1-2

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

⭐ Hit Parade - Second-Chance Hits Edition

Vibe Check - 2023, Don’t Let The Door Hit You…

Ologies with Alie Ward - Alieology (YOUR HOST): an Ask-Me-Anything Goofy Hang

It's Been a Minute - Why grief sometimes looks like a hyphy party

One Year - The Making of One Year: 1990

⭐ Code Switch - The Fallout of a Callout

Hit Parade - The Posthumous Hits Edition, Live from Seattle

Pop Culture Happy Hour - 2024 Pop Culture Predictions

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Fun Christmas Oldies

my Dolly Parton Christmas playlist

Swingin' Christmas

Presenting Lindsey Stirling

Power Ballads Forever

[dracomeir]

Since I was going through mods earlier, one mod I wish was as popular as the big brother mod was the big swingin' sister mod. I love jazz alot, so this one was a huge plus for me. My favourite song in this mod is this one:

I wish there were more mods with songs like this. :c

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Weekly Roundup: prompts

Mahoyo

Alice reluctantly enters a political marriage with May Riddell Archelot when funds begin to run low and Riddell tries to prevent getting married off to an unwanted suitor. She and Riddell have to keep up the facade of a romantic relationship to keep up their mutual goals despite their mutual dislike and find those feelings slowly becoming more real.

Kara no Kyoukai

With the knowledge that Mikiya is the Ryougi family accountant now, please some boss/employee role play between Shiki/Mikiya

Tsukihime

Melty Blood

Considering (as far as I'm aware) we never see it in canon, a fic about Sion and Satsuki meeting and forming the Back Alley Alliance would be cool

Fate/Prototype

Alternate Ending for Fragments: Elza adopts Ayaka, Misaya and Aro, all are a family of choice, Manaka can stay in hell.

Fate/Stay Night

Artoria has an insane head game. Lancelot knows. He kinda wishes he didn’t, but he does.

Sexual assault tw, “Considering they’re the result of my being raped by fraud by own sister and we then fucking killed each other, I’m think I’m being remarkably civil.”

Smut, okay. what if like due to a long time being incarnate and maintaining a less active lifestyle, rider medusa has definitely gained some weight in particular, her already voluptuous body has gained some truly lewd proportions in her fat ass and thick thighs. and sakura is very, VERY appreciative of this. rider is somewhat embarrassed but certainly enjoying the attention from sakura. sakura/rider, lots of ass worship and lascivious description of rider's big, round, plump behind

Fate/Zero

I would love to read about genderbent Kariya Matou. I think her motives would be the same, but her interactions with the rest of the cast would be different. Her anger about the treatment of Sakura and resentment towards Zouken/Tokiomi would come from a place of how how Magi treat women in their family. It would also be nice to see Berserker Lancelot break from his madness to treat her nicely. (Worms may or may not be included).

Prisma Illya

Gorgon install shirou during heaven's feel. well it's gonna be impossible for dark sakura to do any kind of damage to him while he's currently over 20 stories tall. and to make things worse for rin , shirou's been getting some intrusive thoughts from gorgon herself ; and said intrusive thoughts can be summed up as "just eat those red idiots for mana" and "why not just crush that brat & run off with artoria?"

Fate/Extra

Gawain is living it up as a swingin’ bachelor…until Dame Ragnell gets summoned. Then he hard switches to “happily married man” and somehow get’s laid MORE. This confuses the hell out of everyone who 1. Doesn’t know them personally, or 2. Never read the story of how they got together, since Ragnell appears ugly as sin (and is at best curt) to anyone she doesn’t completely trust. Loophole; she’s never heard of Barghest, but being “Gawain” she counts and can see past the illusion. Reaction up to u.

Fate/Apocrypha

Smut, Astolfo being the world’s biggest switch and loving every minute of it. One minute they’re being pegged in a ball gag, the next they’re reaming out an ass write their foot on someone’s head.

FGO

so Chloe's whole... thing... is "justified" in-universe as she needs magic to stay stable, so she gets it by doing... that. Ergo, I want to see something where she's summoned in Chaldea and thus hooked up to a stable magic supply, so she doesn't have to do that anymore and gets to actually Process and maybe just Be A Kid instead.

Smut, You know, Mash is horny on main for her queen, nothing special about it. So when they're on the beach and Morgan asks her a little help to put sunscreen on her shoulders, Mash tries. She really really really tries not to think anything dirty but she can't help since she's touching so casually MORGAN'S BARE SKIN AND IT'S SO SOFT AND SMOOTH AND – “Thank you, my knight.” “Oh god please I need you in my pants right now.”

Sitonai is in the Body of Illya as we know, her profile indicating a good relationship with Shirou that is most likely from either the Fate or Heavens Feel route. Archer is a Shirou from a timeline similar to the route where he and Saber bond never developed to the point as the true Fate route, and among all shirous in chaldea he has the best relationship with Illya, given they lived together. All that is to say: Fate Grand Order: Illya Route, i need it pleass

Ishtar doing her best to find a way to cure or suppress Barghest’s curse…for selfish, horny reasons. Barghest is actually right in the overlap point of Ishtar and Rin’s strike zones: adorkable, eager to please, built like a brick supermodel, hung like a bear. It’s just that neither of them are into guro.

Summer Yu Mei Ren and Cu form a deep, entirely platonic bond over shared interests (read: killing things with cursed spears/camping), and Ritsuka has to reassure her that no, having a male friend is not the same thing as cheating on her husband.

Smut, Oberon and Jalter fuck. Everyone calls it the whitest boning anyone's ever seen

Smut, Melusine gets lovingly railed beach side by a group of girls, some have dicks, some don't, all that matters is that Melusine is getting the loving she deserves

Smut, I want to see Medb getting lovingly impregnated by the reader.

Gudako: *sees summer Lancelot's FA* Gudako: *turns to Mash* Gudako: "I'm sorry Mash but I have to fuck your dad"

morgan castoria or oberon get stuck watching a live action 10000000 page slow burn mutual pining fic set in novum chaldea and possibly have to restrain themselves from just going up and telling the two idiots whoever they are that their feelings are fucking mutual moron i can see it with my faerie eyes please just get together so i can live my life without reading your mind as you wax rhapsodic about this bitch's smile and sulk because you think they dont like you

Smut, Gawain/Barghest smut with Gawain fighting for his life to not get eaten for as long as he can while motorboating Baggie’s giant boobs

loli tw, One more inspired by cleaning up old Interludes: in David’s, he confirms he’s “a lure for giants.” Let’s see how this legendary horndog handles being simultaneously pursued by Gorgon, Kingprotea and Bunyan. (He would pick Kingprotea, like a sane person, if he had any choice. Gorgon is involved. He does not have any choice.)

Smut, Guda finally gets used to the fairy eyes Morgan Castoria and Oberon have, proceeds to start using it to telepathically dirty talk

i feel like everyone missed that cnoc/knocknarea and castoria had their fateful first meeting when castoria was 11 years old, i want something about this... i feel its very funny that cnoc basically decided her rival/girlcrush/best friend would be this weird little girl

Smut, unsanitary, Castoria discovering 1) what human periods are and 2) that she has a huge fucking kink for drinking period blood.

Smut, I think that somebody should fuck Goredolf. I don't care who and I don't care how, but it should be done lovingly. The man deserves it, goddammit!

Smut, Gilgamesh fucks Koshyanka up the ass. She then manifests a strap-on that’s also a gun and returns the favor. Somehow, Gil is still topping the second time.

Castoria and Caster Gilgamesh hook up impulsively and click together shockingly well, so they actually start a serious relationship. They keep it secret from everyone primarily because CasGil knows his Archer self would use it as an excuse to harass Saber again, and that would likely domino into disaster. Castoria is sick to the teeth of lying though, and Gil doesn’t like it either; they’re both REALLY good at it, but it still sucks. How will they cope? Will it all end in tears?

Smut, Yakudou trio fucking around engaging in Looney tunes hijinks leading into actual fucking

Shuten reviews various types of alcohol from all over the world.

Nursery Rhyme and Oberon have a discussion about the nature of stories and whether they truly are for the reader or not They don't have to agree, but just… something about the two living stories interacting feels… right. bonus points if, while they cant stand each other they still seem to value each other because of their natures as Living stories.

It's clear that the stress of everyday life is getting to Ritsuka (sleep deprivation, stressed all the time, depressed half the time as well). So some of their closest servants (who is up to the author) barge into Goredolf's room and demand "GIVE MASTER A BREAK!!".

Smut, MORGAN EDGING MASH PROMPT NOW?

After summoning the Fae of the Round and being asked to give an oral summary of the events of LB6, Guda simply responds with "Fuck Aurora". Without thinking, Melusine shouts "I TRIED DAMN IT" before realizing what she said. What happens next is up to the author but something comedic would be very appreciated.

Paracelsus' potion has an accidental side effect - effect is totally up to the author!

Kadoc, Mash, and Yu Meiren hang out, as the three (debatably) surviving members of Team A currently working for Novum Chaldea.

Gudao constantly lies to everyone around Chaldea, lies about how willing he is to work with evil servants, lies about liking the more annoying servants, etc. all to make sure that Chaldea is kept running. When they finally summon Castoria, they take it as an excuse to tell the truth about how they feel because they know there’s no point in lying to her.

Gudako has weird dreams, thats just how it goes. But lately her dreams have become much weirder, she can't remember much of it, but in them she seems to be talking to someone and recounting some sort of story, she can make out some characteristics, such as orange hair and light skin, but sometimes it seems like they have white hair and dark skin, but no matter what she can never remember their face, or their voice or even what they say, it feels like that person didn't exist and the dream itself is an illusion. So one day she asks da vinci to use one of her inventions to look inside her mind and see whats happening

Smut, Completely heterosexual smut involving Mordred and Hyde. ... I never said it was CIS smut, though - Mordred is a trans man and Hyde is a trans woman.

Concept: Morgan and Aesc(Tonelico?) Kick start Mash's new Saberface Harem. Platonic or smutty doesn't matter.

Guda actually became a beast of humanity awhile ago but it's only come up just now

King Hassan receives head Interpret it however you want

it is revealed via faerie eyes that the seemingly all loving endlessly patient master of chaldea CAN hate but its almost entirely focused towards columbus

Gudako, typically the giver of headpats, now gets to be received headpats for the first time.

the newest summer singularity is going to the beach that makes you old

fran 🤝Baobhan Sith having a younger version of your parent get summoned ,and holy fuck are they dorky.

[tfc2211]

It's Christmas Time - The Five Keys God Gave Us Christmas - Oscar McLollie & His Honey Jumpers Merry Christmas Baby - Chuck Berry Hello Santa Claus - Cecil Gant Christmas Time, Part 2 - Jimmy McCracklin Good Morning Blues - Dee Dee Ford Swingin' Them Jungle Bells - Fats Waller Santa's On His Way - Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys Christmas Morning Blues - Titus Turner Santa Claus Baby - The Voices Christmas Boogie - Sugar Chile Robinson Christmas To New Year's - The Larks Christmas Choo Choo Train - Coy McDaniel & Shorty Warren Hep Cat's Holiday - The Cats And The Fiddle Cool Cool Christmas - Bobby & Boobie Hey, Santa Claus - The Moonglows Cowboy Santa Claus - Prairie Ramblers Be-Boppers Christmas - Cordell Jackson The Christmas Boogie - The Davis Sisters Christmas In Jail - The Youngsters Boogie Woogie Santa Claus - Sonny Parker with Lionel Hampton Orchestra Santa Claus Boogie - The Voices Guitar Jingle Bells - Arthur Guitar Boogie Smith's Sensational Trio Happy New Year Darling - Lonnie Johnson It's Christmas Time Again - Cecil Grant It's Christmas Time - Bubber Johnson The Secret Of Christmas - Ella Fitzgerald Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer - The Cadillacs Mr. Santa Claus - Nathaniel Mayer I Want A Present For Christmas - J.B. Summers with Doc Bagby's Orchestra Santa's Helper - Jo Poovey & The Big 'D' Boys Children Go Where I Send Thee - The Victory Five I'll Be Home For Christmas - The Pilgrim Travellers Gonna Have A Merry Xmas - The Nic Nacs with Mickey Champion It's Christmas - Marvin & Johnny Merry Xmas - Little Willie Littlefield Jingle Bells - Leo Watson with The Vic Dickenson Quintet I Hear Jingle Bells - Freddy King

[alvertesongdiary]

Little Simz - Gorilla

Sim Simma, who got the keys to my bloodclaat Bimmer? Big time driller Monkey to gorilla Who is this woman that I'm seein' in the mirror? Drink '42 and smoke cigar Name one time where I didn't deliver Silent figure I was just on the ends, droppin' gems with my friends I got a 3310 and a pack of blems Then got the gold, full black, circle back again Rappin' when nothin' progressive was happenin' Ooh, pain tolerance, couldn't break us Pay homage if you respect how we came up, cool Tryin' to get to the paper Hitter from Jamaica might do me a favour, true Big Simma dippin' ten toes in the ice-cold river Bank got bigger Been a different species, tunes in the locker I've been waitin' to unleash these It's a no show if you can't guarantee fees (No, no, no) I ain't got one threat to consider, Heaven and Earth attached to one killer (One, one) Rest in peace to Mac Miller, new Simz drop to shake the whole shit up What's next? (Ayy) We'll be here for months talkin' about prospects Stayin' about my job, yes sir When rain is against her I'm weather-resistant on my polyester (Grrah, grrah, grrah) Run through the jungle, they should've never let her Cut and wounds, I hope never will fester Mhm, yeah, big art collector, silent investor, film director Beatin' on my chest goin' apeshit, put him in the grave shit Fame life what you make it (Yeah, it is)

Cuttin' through the jungle in a all black fitted Hat low, incognito livin' Introvert, but, she ain't timid My art will be timeless, I don't do limits (No) Be very specific when you talk on who the best is How can I address this? Basically, the rest is almost like to me what a stain to a vest is You ain't drop nothin' in my eyes I'm impressed with Please, don't be offended (Please) But, I'm not in the business for pretendin' (No) I got lines if you wanna get rentin' Go find the agony aunt and get ventin' Stop floodin' my mentions with bullshit Talkin' on Simz like she's someone you went school with, awkward From day been a cool kid, rap star hopin', the faith, I'm restorin' Don't ask my opinion on shit 'cause to make you feel good about yourself is exhaustin' I got bangers out in the world soarin', and I got bangers in the vault I've been hoardin' Yeah, true I got tennis in the mornin', before I start swingin' that man's gonna need a warnin' Red light whenever I'm recordin', red light on the forehead of the informant See, I'm the only one on gorilla Simz is back here, just got realer, yeah No choice now but to feel us I know the streets will love it, like I brought Mike Skinner Said, "Simmer down little homie, simmer" All that talk get you rubbed out quicker I'm cut with a different scissor From the same cloth as my dear and sisters That's why this shit gives you the shivers, I'm that cold

Higher Goin' higher Higher Goin' higher Higher Yeah, we are Higher Say what?

Hey, sound's so special inside the world we live in It's so rare to find it, huh Go peep that, yeah It's about time We got the just news for a world We put in over a decade for this bitch, you know Yeah, man, woo

Say he never called another woman, "Mi Amor" So, I opened up the way and now he adore Did it on the wave, I don't play, get you sea sick Charged up, fully bared up, I'm unleashin'

28/06/2023

[kadebronson]

01. come on eileen - save ferris

02. love will tear us apart - fall out boy

03. take on me - reel big fish

04. build me up buttercup - the goops

05. walking on sunshine - ice nine kills ft. reel big fish

06. you really got a hold on me - she & him

07. mickey - b*witched

08. teenage dirtbag - cavetown ft. chloe moriondo

09. i melt with you - sugarcult

10. got the time - the matches

11. 20th century boy - the replacements

12. androgynous - joan jett ft. laura jane grace & miley cirus

13. (we're gonna) rock around the clock - the replacements

14. swingin party - lorde

15. royals - the holophonics

16. dancing with myself - blink-182

17. dear prudence - siouxsie and the banshees

18. under pressure - my chemical romance & the used

19. queen bitch - birdbrain

20. running up that hill - placebo

21. landslide - the chicks

22. pumped up kicks - american murder song

23. crazy - kidneythieves

24. don't stop me now - the regrettes

25. 99 red balloons - goldfinger

26. ...baby one more time - bowling for soup

27. i love rock and roll - britney spears

28. 1999 (i want to go back) - vengaboys

29. paint it black - harley poe

30. chop suey! - nekrogoblikon

31. relax, take it easy - mika

32. you really got me - oingo boingo

33. land down under - leftover crack

34. the boys are back in town - the ataris

35. smalltown boy - orville peck

36. lithium - the polyphonic spree

37. such great heights - streetlight manifesto

38. roots radical - mustard plug

39. rebel yell - the brains

40. love song - jack off jill

41. pink elephants on parade - the circus contraption band

42. the candyman - sloppy seconds

43. sabotage - FIDLAR

44. my sharona - the number 12 looks like you

45. teenagers from mars - buck-o-nine

46. pet semetary - groovie ghoulies

47. bad moon rising - rasputina

48. immigrant song - trent rezner ft. karen o

49. personal jesus - mindless self indulgence

50. it's a sin - pansy division

51. cry little sister - aiden

52. you're dead/vampire ska - we are the union

53. always something there to remind me - the hippos

54. blue (da be dee) - fleshgod apocalypse

55. WAP -brojob

56. jolene - me first & the gimme gimmes

57. we're not gonna take it - less than jake

58. don't stop me now - the vandals

59. turning japanese - skankin' pickle

60. paint it black - the unseen

61. hurt - johnny cash

62. the ballroom blitz - calibretto 13

63. dancing on my own - dale hollow

64. milkshake - goodnight nurse

65. i know what boys like - the bouncing souls

66. touch-a, touch-a, touch me - the mary lous

67. it's my life - no doubt

68. real wild child - josie and the pussycats

69. dead man's party - tsunami bomb

70. smooth criminal - alien ant farm

71. piece of my heart - jaguar love

72. you don't get me high anymore - PUP

73. somebody to love - troye sivan

74. it's the end of the world as we know it - the suicide machines

75. jumpin' jack flash - the queers

76. ring of fire - social distortion

77. surrender - anti-flag

you can listen to the playlist here!

[neirueuteamo]

Amo meus moods:

Sábado - Wip de animatic angst de Big Swingin' Sister

Hoje - Fico cottage

[buffgirlotd]

Ohohoho Minji Kim from Big Swingin' Sister

And just a silly add, they're canon non binary and pan, she/them pronouns!

(all images by Juno Songs, the creator of bss!)

they have been queued!

[liquefiedsmokes]

I still love Big Swingin' Sister...

[purlturtle]

Fic idea adoption post

So a while ago I read these two fics by @jazzfordshire (ship: Supercorp), in which the two characters are, respectively, a repressed suburban housewife and a swingin' free spirit who moves into the neighborhood, in the 1960s.

And it made me think: what if this, but Bering and Wells? (as I so often do 😅)

But the thing is, I have no time and too many WIPs already, and so I'm gonna set this idea - TWO of them, actually; the second one developed together with @tryingthisfangirlthing - free here on Tumblr for any writer to adopt if they want!

In the first version, Myka is the housewife, all starched shirts and strict rules and what will the neighbors think, and Helena the free spirit who moves in next door.

In the second, *Helena* is the housewife, married young to prevent Christina being born out of wedlock, making the best of a tough situation, and Myka moves in next door after the death of her "husband" Sam.

More under the cut:

Idea 1: Myka Bering got married young, because that was What You Did, and who better than her best friend in high school, Pete Lattimer? He was a good guy, he treated her with respect, and if she didn't quite feel about him like people in her novels did, well, two out of three isn't bad, is it? Married life had its challenges, but Myka held it together while Pete was overseas with the Marines, held it together when he came back and tried to drown what he'd seen in alcohol, held it together when she found out he'd started an affair with blonde bombshell Amanda. Pete was still a good husband; he treated her well and never made a big deal about how, despite her fulfilling her marital duties diligently, they didn't have kids yet. Life was what it was, and it could have been worse, right? - And then a woman moves in next door: a single mother no less! And she wears pants, and repairs her own car, and has no clue of gardening, so of course Myka is a good neighbor and explains how to take care of the begonias. Little does she know where this act of kindness will lead!

Idea 2: Flip the script! Helena Wells got married young, when her promiscuous approach to sex left her pregnant while single. She had no means to support herself; her brother was a writer and barely able to keep food on his own table, much less his sister and her illegitimate child as well. So when Pete Lattimer*, one of her bedroom partners, offers to make an honest woman out of her, she takes him up on it. He's kind, he doesn't mind that the kid might not be his, he genuinely *likes* her - things could definitely be much worse. He is a good father and a kind husband; they have a beautiful house and garden here in the suburbs, even a dog - what more could she ask for? - And then a woman moves in next door: devastated by the death of her husband, Sam, Myka Bering is reticent to be befriended at first, but Helena perseveres. She feels drawn to this woman like nothing she's ever felt before - and then she learns that the Sam that Myka mourns was really a Samantha, and that Myka is a lot more queer than Helena originally thought.

*yes, we're going with Pete as the husband here too - just for the fun of it. You don't have to, if you don't want to, of course!

For a brief moment, tryingthisfangirlthing and me thought about each of us writing one of these ideas, but then we both realized we probably won't - long WIP lists, other projects, etc. etc. So, if you feel intrigued by one or both of these ideas, feel free to take them and run with them! Take whatever tickles your muse, leave whatever you don't like, it's really all free for the taking! All I ask is that you trace it back to Jazzfordshire's fics because they laid the basis for all of this.

[maferlol]

The lack of Big Swingin' Sister content kills me

[daydreambelievcr]

"Oh, I'm doin' just fine. You know I can't get enough of these movies," she remarked happily, grabbing a nearby throw pillow and pulling it close to her chest, gently nestling her chin against the cushion. It was true that Valerie had a tendency to dote on the people she was close to. The songstress found it much easier to direct her energy into helping others whenever they needed her rather than confronting the things that troubled her (she wouldn't even know where to begin with all of that). Besides, making herself useful was a welcome distraction from thinking about her own anxious concerns, the paranoia that had no logical reason to consume her mind the way it did. "I'm alright with switchin' to a cozy Halloween movie if you want. I can't sit through horror movies either. I spook too easy," she admitted, a small shudder travelling down her spine. It was the last thing her scattered mind needed, to conjure images of even more things to be afraid of. But despite the troubles that occasionally floated to the forefront of her own thoughts, it didn't escape Valerie that something was missing in her younger sister lately, a change she'd started to pick up on the last few times she'd dropped by her brother's house to pay her a visit. The blonde suspected that Dorothy's accident had shaken her confidence, had witnessed her sister's fear and disappointment firsthand on the night it occurred, so she could easily chalk up the shift in her demeanor to her broken arm keeping her away from the circus. But Val's intuition told her it was something more than that. Waiting patiently for her sister to sort through her thoughts, tucking stray locks of bleached hair behind her ears, her gaze softened when Dorothy slowly started to open up, the edge of her heart cracking at how fragile and small her voice sounded. "Dori... you've been swingin' yourself around those trapeze since you were old enough to walk. And you're the only one of us that kept at it for as long as you did. You can't just forget somethin' like that. It's in your blood," she assured her, reaching a hand out for her sister to take. "It's no big deal. Mistakes can happen to anyone. What brought this on?"

"I DON'T THINK I'M TIRED OF THEM, YET," Dorothy said honestly, happy not to be stuck in her own apartment alone, which was still under maintenance, but even happier to have someone to spend some time with in their brother's place. Although there were times when she was starting to wonder if her older sister was doting on her because it was just in her nature to do so or if it was starting to be out of pity. It wasn't that she could entirely blame Valerie for seeing her that way if she did, but when Dorothy already felt pitiful enough about herself, it only reaffirmed those feelings she was trying not to focus on. "Unless you'd rather watch something else, I'm okay with that, too. Except not a horror movie or anything. Unless it's a cutesy Halloween movie, like Halloweentown." The tune of Bella Notte flittering through the air was in contrast to the mood that seemed to hang around the room, or maybe it was just that Dorothy had turned into a bit of a personified rain cloud over the last couple of weeks. Her usual nervous spirit at least had a lot of energy, but there was more than just the injuries that were now making her movements lackadaisical. Her eyes finally left the screen where dog sketches and the rolling names of people were shown, turning to look at her older sister. Light pink lips twisted, as if considering the question seriously and then overthinking her response longer than she already did by habit. "I'm...doing the best that I can." It wasn't her intention to worry her siblings any more than she already had, so she figured a diplomatic answer was that of the best. "It's hard not being around." Her voice grew softer next, more delicate. "What if I get back and I don't know what I'm doing because of the break? Or what if I get up there and can't do it?"

[chaotic-enby-selfships]

Minji x reader because Im tired of a lack of big swingin sis content

OKAY SO I KNOW THIS BLOG HAS BEEN KINDA DEAD BUT my excuse is that i've been busy with finals and shit and sdjkfhgkfjdgfjhsdfkjhsg ANYWAYS take my fucking headcanons

-would absolutely LOVE IT if you wanted to go work out with her!! Even if you can barely lift, she will always cheer you on and encourage u!!!

-also if you do go to work out with her, you dont need to be worried about jocks coming up to you and making fun of u, this bitch will not hesitate to tell them off

-Afterwards y'all get boba

-also y'all definitely do that thing where if you guys are walking together, she'll like, share their earphones with you so one earbud will be in your ear and the other will be in hers so y'all can listen to the music together

-she takes u on trips to korea with her <3 she wants to show you all her favorite spots and places to relax.

-also she would love to take u to a kpop concert if you wanted

-speaking of which, PLEASE surprise her with tickets to a kpop concert, she will be so fucking happy.

-if you're learning the drums or just any musical instrument at all, she will absolutely support u the whole way, probably encouraging u to join the band. And if you decide it's not for you, that's totally fine! Although if you do continue, she might ask you if you could play her something. Also would want to do a duet with you.

-loves playing songs on the drums for you. If she can't decide if a song sounds good, she'll ask you because she trusts you 100%.

-also, speaking of this, the rest of the band absolutely fucking supports you, you basically gain a bunch of supporters once you start dating minji (although you can expect a bunch of questions such as "how did you meet?" from Raquel lmao).

-LOVES hearing you talk about anything and everything that interests you. They're a really good listener, however she would also really appreciate it if you listened to her talk about their interests as well.

sorry if this is short it's my first time writing headcanons skdhugjfkijhdfjihdf