#big nose doesn't inherently equal rat looking. like henry ian cusick
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here are the very scientific findings from a long time rat man enjoyer
#yes the first column is kinda redundant but no matter#i'm sorry but jeremy davies doesn't look like any kind of rodent. or any animal really. but he does remind me of rats. so honourable mention#my definition of middle aged is 40. so arthur is one year away from that#and my definition of short (with men) is 5 foot 9 or less. 5 foot 10 is not a short man to me that's neutral#then 5 foot 11 and above is tall#so according to my findings john simm michael emerson tim roth and leland orser are The Truest Rat Men in my collection#and all brian david gilbert needs is time and he'll be one of them#simon pegg and arthur darvill may have the Least on this chart but one cannot deny their rodent like appearances. and thats good enough#me#there are two requirements to being a rodent man: 1. resemble some kind of rodent or rodent like creature#(eg. rats/mice. weasels. hedgehogs. squirrels. ferrets. lemurs. bunnies. some of those aren't rodents but its about the general look)#2. i'm attracted to them#oh i suppose 3. be a guy. cuz like this chart is for rodent men huh#oh side note its poooossible that michael sheen and charlie day DO have big noses but im not sure#probably cuz my standards are a little shifted. cuz like im attracted to more big nosed ppl than are on this chart#big nose doesn't inherently equal rat looking. like henry ian cusick#also this is probably an incomplete list cuz theres likely people im forgetting. i get crushes every time i breathe in
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