#better yet i'll raise you another one: oda just trying to be a good upstanding Role Model and telling dazai not to drink when they first me

[anticidic]

since Dazai was technically too young to drink during Dark Era, do you think anyone ever just casually walked up to him, oblivious that he had any mafia affiliation, and was just like hey, kid, aren't you too young to be here.

And Dazai actually goes along with it like yeah, you know what, you're totally right.

And he just goes back to spinning around in his chair in circles while sipping whiskey.

The bartender already knows to keep his mouth shut, and all the other patrons are just giving this random dude who approached Dazai the Look.