#benjamin won't do shit to him tbh

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Which Part 7 Stand User Should You Fight In A Fistfight

Johnny Joestar: He's in a WHEELCHAIR you MONSTER. I mean, he wants you to fight him, and he'll definitely kill you, so either way you'll lose if you fight him. Don't do it.

Gyro Zeppeli: I won't blame you if you fight him tbh. Everyone's trying to fight him, you should too. It'll be funny.

Pocoloco: You can't win against him, he's too lucky. One good hit from him is all it'll take.

Andre Boom Boom: You could take him, tbh. Just don't go for the throat - that's what he wants.

Benjamin Boom Boom: He's got a STEEL JAW are you BONKERS don't do that. Don't fight him.

L.A. Boom Boom: Instant kill.

Mountain Tim: It's Wild West Speedwagon. Do you really wanna take on Cowboy Speedwagon. Do You Really.

Oyecomova: See, normally I'd tell you not to because explosive Stands tend to be OP, his especially, but this is a no-Stands beatdown, and this man is SUCH a twink. Take him down.

Pork Pie Hat Kid: He's a child. You could take him.

Dr. Ferdinand: See, he talks big shit, but he's ultimately not all that threatening. Yeah, you can kick his ass.

Diego Brando: No. He's not really DIO, but he's REALLY close. He may be a twunk, but he's vicious, ruthless, and cunning, and who's really to say he DIDN'T practice boxing when he wasn't marrying old women for their money? Don't fight Diego.

Hot Pants: You're kidding me. You wanna fight HOT PANTS? DIEGO couldn't fight Hot Pants. What makes you think YOU could. Dumb ass hoe.

Ringo Roadagain: He's gonna taunt you into fighting him anyways, so you might as well. Not that it'll end well.

Blackmore: He's an 1890 secret service member and personal bodyguard to the president. Don't fight him.

Sugar Mountain: Isn't she like. A ghost.

Eleven Men: I want you to read that name again and tell me if you want to fight Eleven Dudes At Once. Unless you're going full Yakuza I don't think you're winning this one my guy.

Mike O.: He's the HEAD OF SECURITY. Do you wanna fight the PRESIDENTIAL HEAD OF SECURITY.

Magenta Magenta: Please do it.

Axl RO: I mean, you could. He was in the Civil War, but I think being a wastrel trapped by his past regrets kinda. Wears down your fighting abilities. But SHOULD you, is the question, and the only answer is in your heart. But the answer is probably yes.

Lucy Steel: Don't fight Lucy Steel. I mean, you could TECHNICALLY fight her, but like. She's a hardass 14 y/o. Fighting her isn't really conducive to your health is what I'm saying.

Funny Valentine: You absolutely could. You could take him down with your fists. He's only so powerful because of his Stand and the divine powers of Jesus, wipe that smirk off his goddamn face.

Diego Brando from Another Universe: I am not making this up. Anyways, see Diego's entry, but consider that he's even MORE ruthless.

Jesus: I am not making this up. Also isn't he dead?