#bengesko's reviews

[bengesko]

You look like a wizard! Or I guess like a druid? Esp if you had antlers. Mr Druid man. Antler guy in the woods. Whos that? Oh thats Antler Guy. He feeds all the local possums and grows really good hot peppers. Idk you look like a spice enjoyer. Also im high as fuck sorry if this message is weird. Ten outta ten stuff antler guy.

I am also high as fuck while reading this and I am all like

right now because that's just. I love it. It's spot on. It's so perfect. Thank you, ten out of ten anon, I love you.

.....also my family did grow peppers and rehab opossums when I was growing up in AL, lol.

(Also I love spices, my pantry has SO MANY. Spice level itself, used to be high- grew up on Southern food!! But my MCAS makes Capsaicin very harmful to my guts, especially with IBS. So I can't have really hot stuff anymore T_T I make up for it with LOTS of spices and herbs in my cooking!)

[bengeskosmokes]

Vanilla Taffiez

Definitely not the first strain I've tried, but it is the most recent, and what I've recently used, so first review it is!

(Disclaimer: Vanilla Taffiez is a rather new strain, so not much is known. I will update with relevant info/links as I get them)

Vanilla Taffiez is grown by SOL, and processed by Entourage Cannabis. (I reached out to them to inquire about the strain's genetics.)

Indica Dominant Hybrid, genetics (currently) unknown.

THC: 69.90% (nice)

CBD: 0.13%

Terps: 12.78%

beta Myrcene: 3.369%

beta Caryophyllene: 2.555%

Limonene: 1.923%

Total Cannabinoids:

THC: 69.90%

CBG: 1.56%

THCV: 0.32%

Smell: I use a smoke buddy, so the smell is minimal, I only exhaled a little to get the smell without irritating the neighbors.

The smell is less skunky/piney, and actually smells like hay when it's almost dry and has that grassy, sweet musky smell. It's actually quite pleasant.

Taste: On the inhale, it tastes like it smells, and on the exhale there is hints of something sweet like frosting, and little bits of citrus. It's not bad but it is odd because the aftertaste is a mix of both inhale/exhale so there's a juxtaposition of WET HAY and limonene frosting.

The High:

The high starts in the head and radiates out and down, and leaves a pleasant buzz in its wake. Limbs feel floaty, head feels blissfully empty, and after an hour, if a task is picked up, focus is very intense, and there are no errant or random thoughts.

Multitasked by drawing and watching a show- and did not bounce around to other things, like switching to a new tab, or scrolling media. Just drew, and half watched the show, and retained it/was able to follow the plot, because I could actively focus on two things at once. Only get that with Vyvanse, so I definitely enjoy this high.

Was also very calm, content, and VERY easily amused to the point of wheezing from laughter. Good mood booster.

Also made Gino like 30000000000000% times cuter, idk how that's possible, or maybe the weed lets me glimpse the true reality of how cute he really is.

9/10 for the high- knocked one off because it did chair lock me, and I forgot to pee for like 5 hours.

The physical:

Was very surprised by this one. Almost every strain I've tried end up giving me a stuffy nose, which results in dry mouth. This one did that around the time I took the hit, but quickly faded after 20 minutes or so.

Eyes were a bit itchy, a bit dry, but I'm experienced enough (especially with hEDS) to put in a drop of artificial tears in each eye before taking the hit, so the itchy/dryness was minimal.

(Also, will sound weird, but rubbing a very thin layer of cocoa butter on your eyelids beforehand helps, too.)

Did not give me the munchies, but it DID make my cheap ass mac and cheese taste like heaven.

7/10 for the physical.

Pain:

Brings my pain to a level where I can easily ignore it in favor of the focus it gives me on whatever task I'm doing.

Migraine remains to be seen, but it DID chase off the lingering tension headache that followed a five day migraine I recently got over, so I already am loading it into my arsenal of migraine remedies.

Despite being an Indica dominant, it didn't make me drowsy, just chair locked, which I didn't mind, except for the fact that I didn't notice I needed to pee for five hours.

6/10 for pain.

Overall rating: 7/10!

[bengeskosmokes]

Small pinned post, will update as I go!

Hi, I'm @bengesko, and I have a lot of chronic illnesses, and most of the meds that help... I can't afford, so I use THC!

Here is where I will be reviewing strains I've used, making posts about symptom relief, and posting musings/thoughts while high.

I use hybrids/indicas for pain relief and sleep; and hybrids/sativa dominants for pain relief that also comes with creativity and focus boosts!

Strain masterpost

Conditions post.

My high posting tag will be #bengesko borks