#ben: i've been dealing with this for 50 years. a checker once put a divider
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aunt may can be old and still be a fox. she pulled lady doc ock.
#may parker#sorry i remembered all the complaints about mcu aunt may looking too young and hot#and i get it. they did put too much emphasis on her being hot.#but also i think aunt may is just like that#that's where peter gets his magnetism from#waiter: *ignoring uncle ben to flirt with aunt may*#peter: *to uncle ben* doesn't it bother you?#ben: i've been dealing with this for 50 years. a checker once put a divider#between our groceries because they knew she was out of my league. but#picked me all those years ago and she's stuck with me through it all. plus i've still got the moves.#*he elbows peter with a wink* if you know what i mean.#peter: *mimes gagging and throwing up*
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