#bella's stoner!dream

[o0oooooo0o]

uttara bhadrapada is all about honing that cool crystal center within. ppl will find that in association with these natives “most” is the word you will often see next to their name and not always in a socially acceptable way. These natives leave behind gifts to humanity transcending the boundaries of good and evil.

‧₊˚✩彡 🙀

-losing people close to you

-inhumanism

-aliens

-synth

-being non pc

-extreme wealth and 💸💸💸💸💸

-reptilian beings (dragons, snakes,…)

-aquatic beings (mermaids)

-cold, frigid, aloofness, indifference, apathy

-loneliness, disconnect

-underworld

-fantasy

-collateral damage

-humanity

-secret societies

-control & restriction

-evolution

-mysticism

-combat

-reluctant leader

-burden

-deep space, the unknown

-two faced

-blue/iridescent/chromatic/purple

-eccentricity

-cyberpunk

-conspiracy

-high technology

-destiny & fate

-neptune

-pluto

-funeral

-inertia

-legacy

-skeletons in the closet

-in plain sight

-contradiction

-transformation

-war

-cosmic rain

-drugs/psychedelics

-stoners

-plastic surgery

-victimhood

-delusion

-manipulation

-the end

-transcendence

-the chosen one

-apex saturnino

-being ahead of your time/creating something timeless

-aristocracy

-anger

-doomsday

-out of touch

-dreams

-dissolution

-destruction

-innocence

-cunning

-isolation

-apotheosis

-ascension

-kundalini awakening

-Pegasus

-Andromeda

-evil

-genius

-tamasic

-cold blooded

-ethereal essence

-uncanny valley

-alienation

-abandoning humanity

-fixed

-void

-darkness

-time

-being the brain/face of capitalism ngl

-prophecy

-elongation

-escapism

-the ocean

-for the greater good

-tying together future/present/past

-being afforded a greater, more terrible purpose

Grimes sun & moon in uttara bhadrapada

OTHER NOTABLE NATIVES:🦄

-rihanna

-hillary clinton

-kim kardashian

-anya taylor joy

-antonio banderas

-rose

-taeyeon

-rooney mara

-gemma ward

-rick owens

-jin

-felix

-tyra banks

-salma hayek

-daniel radcliffe

-joaquin phoenix

-rebecca ferguson

-lil kim

-Luca Guadagnino

-sujan stevens

-janet jackson

-steve jobs

-bill gates

-catherine zeta-jones

-andré leon talley

-anna wintour(*)

-eugenia cooney

-ash stymest

-blac chyna

-travis barker

-jane lynch

-IU

-tupac

-jason statham

-riley keough

-wiz khalfia

- jay park

-timothee chalamet

-samantha morton

-Josh McDermitt

-anton riize

-belle kiss of life

-muammar al gaddafi

-ni-ki

-sullyoon

-king krule

-aidan gillen

-josh o’connor

-salvador dalí

-sophie turner

-hayao miyazaki

-john galliano

-ed sheeran

-kendall jenner

-jessica white

-choi woo-shik

-tom brady

-russel brand

-Satoru Gojo

-Shri Ramanujan

-novak djokovic

-alek wek

-nick offerman

-steve-o

-song kang-ho

-cheng xiao

-enya umanzor

-jenny slate

-nicholas hoult

-isabelle huppert

-soobin

-bladee

-dev patel

-james cameron

-city of los angeles

-harry potter

-wanda maximoff

-iron man/tony stark

❌

-jeffrey e*stein

////(disclaimer, lowkey i’m pretty good at guessing between naks but i can’t say for sure that they r ubp moon some of these r just my own intuition/pattern recognition/symbolism unless their birth time is confirmed and i can flat out get their placements wrong but also ppl lie even about their birthday so it is what it is)

///*I will keep updating this list

UBP SUN:🦄

yuji itadori

irene

alexander mcqueen (ubp sun+rahu)

lisa (ubp sun+venus+ketu) +saturn*mercury in revati

quentin tarantino (sun+mercury+jupiter)

cha eunwoo (sun+venus+ketu+saturn)

lady gaga

mina

lee pace

ethel cain

celine dion

diana ross

yasmeen ghauri ubp sun c mercury revati

mariah carey ubp sun c rahu *mercury pisces pbp

eren yeager

keira knightly

steven tyler

MOON RULED BY UBP:🦄

karina (revati sun c ubp mercury+venus gemini moon ruler ubp mercury)

jamie campbell bower (bharani moon ruled by ubp mars)

UBP ASC:🦄

brie larson

che guevara

billie eilish

shakira+venus

KETU IN UBP:🦄

zoe saldana

bella hadid +ubp saturn

jaehyun +ubp saturn lagnesh saturn in ubp

fernanda ly

RAHU IN UBP:🦄

abbey lee kershaw

ASC RULER IN UBP:🦄

zendaya (cap asc ruled by ketu+saturn in ubp)

[lapushbabey]

i LOVE the witch!bella AU so much

[justanisabelakinnie]

Hi!

My name is Aisha Bella, and welcome to my sideblog! As you can tell, this is a place to talk about how awesome Isabela is, and to just overall appreciate her, I love Isabela so much and she is my favorite character in Encanto! So I decided to make a blog about her because she deserves more appreciation. My main blog is @thisismisogynoir, but you can PM this blog as well! I also run @princessefemmelesbian. 

This is a place to have fun, hate will not be tolerated. 

Header was made by @hourglass-dreams. 

DNI if: 

--You hate Isabela(obviously). 

--You are a proshipper/support Madrigalcest. 

--You are prejudiced and promote misogynoir, racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, lesbophobia, anti-Semitism, transphobia, etc. 

--You are a TERF, a radfem, or a SWERF. All people are welcome here and that includes trans women! 

--You sexualize any of the minors in this fandom(or any fandom, or anywhere, for that matter!). 

--You villainize any of the female Madrigals. 

--You believe in “narcissistic abuse” or otherwise demonize cluster-b personality disorders. 

--You support mspec lesbians/gays(lesbians do not like men, gay men do not like women, I thought that was fucking obvious atp but noooo...). 

--You think “transandrophobia” is a real fucking thing. It isn’t. 

UPDATE AS OF 4/9/2022: If you have a fic that you think I should read(whether you wrote it or not), then feel free to recommend it to me! Please tell me what the fic is about and what I am to look out for before reading in case it gets dark(I can handle dark.). But please DO NOT recommend me fics that are: 

--Camilo or Bruno-centric 

--Portray Alma as the villain 

--Promote incest, pedophilia, and rape 

--NSFW/Dead Dove 

--Isabela x Male Reader/OC/crossover character 

--Demonize ANY of the characters(meaning no villain AU) 

--Papa Bruno 

--Contain graphic suicide scenes 

--Mirabel dies(or that kill off any of the characters) 

--Ship Julieta/Agustin, Pepa/Felix, or Dolores/Mariano with literally anybody except their canon pairs. 

--Isabela/Mariano(this is an egregious case that deserves a special calling out, I hope I don’t have to explain why) 

--M/M 

--Stoner AU 

If you recommend me these, I literally will just delete your ask/submission and not even give them the time of day. And if you lie to me/mislead me, I will block you. 

Enjoy! 

[fruityutas]

𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳 ⊱ 𝘄.𝘆𝗸

stoner!yukhei x reader

not proofread

genre ~ fluff, smut, highschool!au, richboy!yukhei

wc ~ 4k

synopsis ~ yukhei is your school’s weed dealer. he and his 6 friends all smoked in the back lot of the school every day after third period. you avoid his group because you don’t want to be seen as a trouble maker, but when you’re paired up with yukhei for a science project, you can’t exactly stay away for long.

warnings ~ cursing, drug use, sex with a condom

science was probably your least favorite subject. that and you were forced to take it at 9 am every day. what’s even worse is that you had to be in the same period as yukhei, or xuxi, as he liked to be called. the boy was as loud as he was tall. and oh my god, he was tall. luckily, he sat on the opposite side of the room from you. the teacher had to place him there because he was always playing around in the back.

you’re tugged out of your thoughts when the teacher finally stands up from her desk and starts talking about a partner project. she begins assigning partners, and everyone starts complaining. she hushes them and keeps setting random people together. “y/n and yukhei.” the laugh that comes from one of his friends, xiaojun, makes you roll your eyes. you turn to see them both looking at you, and yukhei gives a friendly wave, to which you return an awkward one. the teacher tells everyone to pair up with their partners and brainstorm ideas for the project. you make no moves to yukhei, so he just comes to you. you get out a pencil for him because you knew he didn’t bring one. he accepts it with a knowing blush on his face. “thank you.” you nod and begin writing ideas in silence, but yukhei keeps up talking. “so what are you thinking? i guess you’re not the speaking type huh?” you shoot him an incredulous look.

“no, i just don’t talk to you because all you do is skip class to go smoke.” it was a harsh response but it was the truth. his smile faltered and an awkward laugh slipped from his lips. “i- that was rude of me, i’m sorry yukhei. i just don’t want to be the only one to actually do the work on this project.” he nods slowly while keeping the eye contact. the more you look at him, you realize that he is quite attractive. his face is so symmetrical and his lips, god his lips. they look so kissable, soft and plump. you get so lost in thought you don’t realize he was trying to continue the work for this project.

“y/n, are you ok?” he waves his hand in your face, snapping you out of your dreaming. “you zoned out there for a second, did you get enough sleep last night?” “yes yes my bad, i just… was thinking.” the blush on your face made him laugh a little. “ok, so back to this project, we can work on it at my house since my parents are almost never home, if that's fine with you?” “that’s fine but why are they never home?”

“oh well they go on business trips a lot, ‘cause they’re high ups in the companies they work for.” you felt like his tone was hiding sadness, the fact that his parents were never there to see him or spend time with him must’ve hurt. “well now you have me to keep you company! other than your friends, of course.” the smile that graced his face made you feel warm inside. you exchanged numbers just as the bell for lunch rang, and you sat back to watch him leave with xiaojun.

that afternoon he texted you his address and asked if you could work on the project today, to which you agreed. when you got there, you were not expecting the mini mansion that it is. sure, you knew yukhei wasn’t poor, but his house is huge. you text him to let him know you’re here while you walk up to his front door. he opens it before you can even stop walking. “thanks for coming today, i kinda wanted to get to know you better while we work.” your eyebrows shoot up in surprise. “really? i wasn’t expecting that, honestly. i just thought you wanted to get it done quickly so you wouldn’t have to talk to me.” he shakes his head quickly and pulls you in the house. 

“please don’t think that i don’t like you, i’m sure you’re a really sweet girl. i think we got the wrong first impression of each other.” you giggle in agreement, which sends yukhei’s heart into overdrive. he has always found you cute, but he never had the courage to act on it like he had with others. the boys always teased him for it, saying that a drug dealer shouldn’t have trouble asking a girl out, but he always threatened them with revoking their “friend discount” of 90% which usually shut them up. the two of you continued the work that you’d started in class and got fairly far, when the front door swung open. you snapped your head up to see his six friends filing in. you knew all their names from talk around school, and it’s no surprise they know yours. ten and yangyang both stare at you with slight disdain while the others go in different directions of the house. 

“have you finally managed to get her pants down?” tens question makes you choke on air and yangyang just cackles. they both take seats on the large couch as if they live here, which they most likely almost do. yukhei starts speaking angrily in mandarin while you awkwardly get up and go into the kitchen for a drink. you find hendery in there playing with yukhei’s dog bella. he straightens up when he sees you and doesn’t make eye contact. you nod at the fridge so he’d move, and he asks you, “so are you like, smart? because i need help in algebra. i just don’t understand the whole domain and range thing.” you stare at him for a second before bursting into laughter. “hendery, why in the world is that the first question you ask me? i can help but i’m not gonna do the work for you.” his vigorous nods make you think his brain is knocking around his skull. you pat his shoulder lightly before walking back into the living room where kun and sicheng have also joined the other three. “so i should probably get going, since your friends are here, but uh, text me when you wanna work again?” he begins to protest your leaving. “no no, please stay. you can meet my friends.” you shoot a look of hesitance to yukhei, to which he returns with pleading eyes. how can you say no to him when he’s being cute? you sigh and mumble out a “fine” which makes him cheer and the others either shake their heads or laugh. you sit back down on the couch close to yukhei, making ten wiggle his eyebrows at you. xiaojun and hendery enter the room, making the couch fill up. kun clears his throat before turning to speak to you.

“y/n, what grade are you in?” the question catches you off guard and you stutter out your answer. “i’m a junior.” he hums and nods before muttering something to yukhei in mandarin. yukhei nods in fearful agreement and it leaves you wondering what the hell kun said to him. “well at least you’re not gonna fail like xuxi over here. he could use the help of someone as dedicated as you.” you blush at his comment. 

“yukhei, where is the-” “just call me xuxi, please.” “oh, ok then. uhhh where is the restroom?” he turns to point to a door in the hall behind the living room. “that first door there.” you nod and get off the couch as quickly as possible. as you’re walking away, they start talking amongst themselves, but loud enough for you to hear. “she’s cute, for sure. if you don’t snatch her up i might just have to.” kun was undeniably attractive, but he honestly terrified you. his serious demeanor and tendency to get into fights - and win - was not good for your nerves. you could hear yukhei whine at the older boy to stay away from you, and that he’d get around to it but he wants to make you at least comfortable around all of them. 

the bathroom lights seem too bright and make your head hurt. you check to see the time and it’s only 5:20 pm, you had told your mother that you wouldn’t be home until 7. “it’s just an hour and forty minutes, y/n, you can do this. just stay cool and it will be ok. they’re not going to be rude to you.” walking out of the bathroom, they get quiet when you get close. yukhei makes room for you next to him on the couch again, and you sit awkwardly. it’s quiet, and they’re all looking at you. the hot feeling of anxiousness creeps up your spine, and you look anywhere but their eyes.

“you can speak, y/n.” yukhei’s deep voice cuts the air and sends a chill down your spine, but it also brings you comfort, as if he was protecting you. ten breaks out into a cackle, muttering something along the lines of “she’s so red, are we really that scary?” yukhei scolds ten in mandarin, but it proves no use as the older boy continues laughing. “i’m not really sure what to say. you guys probably share zero interests with me.” a lighthearted laugh comes from you when finishing the sentence. yukhei’s hand makes its way to your thigh, causing you to jump a little. his large hand was warm, and it brought heat to your cheeks. “now y/n, i’m sure we share at least one interest.” you look skeptically at him, his big eyes shining.

“i don’t really know… i’m not a good conversation maker.” yukhei’s hand stays put on your thigh, a steady reassurance for your nerves. “well i’m assuming you don’t smoke, but i really need to right now so.” you shake your head in disagreement, the thought of smoking repulsive to you. yukhei stays put at your side while ten digs in his bag. kun is the next one to speak to you. “who’s your favorite musician? maybe we share music taste.” you fumble around, not expecting the question. you never really shared your music taste with anyone because it wasn’t what you thought people would expect from you. “um, i really like chase atlantic…” kun gives a surprised look. “that’s something we have in common, i love them. what’s your favorite song?” 

“oh really? my favorite is probably right here orrrr out the roof. but if i’m honest all their songs are good.” kun nods enthusiastically. a small huff comes from your side, and you look over to see yukhei pouting. kun just laughs and gets up to sit near ten, who had started smoking during the conversation. yangyang, xiaojun, and hendery had run off to play with bella. sicheng was napping on the loveseat across from you. yukhei rests his head on your shoulder and snuggles into you. “you know, you’re really cute.” his hands wrap around your waist in display of either jealousy or possessiveness. your face burns with embarrassment. you squeak out a response to his complement. “thank you, yuk- xuxi.” he giggles and squishes your cheek in his large hand. you decide to bite the bullet and cuddle up to him, not seeing any use in resisting since you didn’t mind it. the room smelled of weed and you were close enough to smell yukhei’s cologne. the scents were strong, yet the fact that you were close to yukhei made them feel as if they were normal. 

“xuxi?” he looks up at you from his position, face painted with a smile. you couldn’t deny that it tugged on your heart strings to be so close to him. “hmm? is everything ok?” you nod at him, smiling back. “i just need a water, i’m thirsty.” he lets go of you, but gets up before you can. “let me get it for you, i’ll be right back.” you sit patiently and wait, observing your surroundings. sicheng was still napping, yangyang had since joined kun and ten while hendery and xiaojun were playing a video game on the tv. yukhei returns with a water bottle in hand before sitting back beside you. you take the first step initiating cuddling this time, catching him by surprise. he leans back into the spacious couch, pulling you onto him. you get comfortable in his arms fairly quickly, the large boy being unusually warm. you fall asleep in his arms, only waking up to your phone ringing. “shit, i have to go.” your mom was calling, and the time was 8:30. you were so in trouble when you got home. yukhei groans and wakes up from your moving. “is everything ok?” his tired voice was rough and it made you blush. “y-yeah everything is fine i just have to leave, it’s late.” he rubbed his eyes and stood up. the other boys were either asleep or playing on their phones. “i’ll walk you home, it’s the least i can do.” you agree and get your things together. it was dark and cold outside, and you’re glad yukhei is walking you. he links your hands together and pulls you closer. 

“hmm where is your jacket?” you laugh nervously and look up at him. “i’m just forgetful, i guess.” he laughs and wraps his arm around you to preserve heat. your house isn’t too far from his, so it’s only 9 o’clock when you get there. you don’t even knock on the front door because your mother opens it with an angry look on her face.

“do you have any idea what time it is?” you go to say something but yukhei gets to faster. “I’m sorry, mrs. it’s my fault, we were working and i lost track of time.” your mother’s face softens and she sighs. “well then, i understand. come on, y/n, i’ll warm your dinner up. and thank you for walking her home young man.” yukhei bids you and her goodbye before turning to leave. you give him a kiss on the cheek before walking into your house, not turning back because of the raging blush on your face.

the next few times you work on the project with yukhei, the boys aren’t there. you have a suspicion he told them not to come, but you don’t mention it to him. today had been just as peaceful up until you notice yukhei zoning out.  “yukhei please try and focus, we need to get at least this part done today.” he was constantly fidgeting and couldn’t concentrate on the task at hand. he grumbles something you can’t quite hear. “what was that? are you ok?”

“i need to smoke. it’s hard to focus without it.” oh. you were confused, wasn’t weed non-addictive? “isn’t weed like-” “i have physical dependence on it, i can’t just not smoke when i want anymore. it’s... shitty but i can’t help it at this point. i’ll be quick, I promise.” you nod slowly, hesitant that he’d be able to do any work at all while high. not that you’d ever experienced him high before, but people and the internet let you know the effects somewhat. yukhei doesn’t even leave the room to do it, and the smell is overwhelming. you flinch every now and then, the headache from the stench of the plant pulsating in your brain. yukhei seems to notice and puts the bong down before pulling you close to him. you begin to protest, but being so close to him and the cologne he wears drowns out the smell of the drug heavy in his hands. you relax into his form, snuggling into the crook of his neck. you think to yourself how you don’t really want this moment to end, and how yukhei was comforting to be around. he always made exceptions or catered to you when he didn’t have to. he could very well be mean to you and not care, but he takes effort to show that you’re included in everything, and it meant a lot to you. his long fingers run up and down your back in soothing motions, bringing you impossibly close to him. he struggles to put his supplies up with you cradled in his lap so you begin to get up, but he verbalizes his distaste with it. “no no, you’re fine. just sit still baby.” the pet name he gave you made heat rush to your cheeks. you obey his order and stay put in his lap, though your constant moving was causing a bit of a... problem in his jeans. you could feel his semi-hard cock against your core, and out of some sort of animal instinct you grind down on it. yukhei lets out a breathy grunt while putting away the last of his setup. 

“jesus fuck y/n. you’re gonna make me fully hard if you keep on like that.” he grabs your hips to make you still against him. your face could not be any more red than it is, embarrassment at a high. yukhei just laughs and brings your head out of his shoulders to look at him. “you don’t have to do anything with me, you know that, right?” you nod sheepishly and avoid eye contact with the boy. he leans in close to your ear, nipping the lobe just a bit before whispering to you, “but i feel like you want to, hm?” 

you let out a shaky breath and pull yourself into him again. “i think i’d really like that, yes.” sex was not really new to you, you had a previous partner but it was only once. it felt exciting to you, having someone want you so bad. taking your hips in his hands again, he moves your body along his lap, the friction of both your bottoms adding to the pleasure. “fuck baby, you feel so nice just grinding on my cock, i wonder how you’ll feel bouncing on it.” his dirty words cause a whimper to erupt from your throat, sending heat straight to your lower regions. “xuxi please…” he chuckles at your weak state.

“please what? you gotta tell me what you want.” you’re already a mewling mess in his lap, the words coming out incoherently. “please, just use me. i want you so bad, xuxi please.” he hums in your ear and maneuvers the two of you up off the floor, then walks to his room, holding you. as if you were weightless, he tosses you onto the bed, and you almost moan at how strong he is. “are you gonna lay there or are you gonna get undressed for me?” you scramble to take off your clothes, the commanding tone in his voice sending shivers down your spine. “that’s a good girl. you’re such a good girl for me huh?” his long fingers pitter down your thighs, stroking the insides of them every now and then. “xuxi, mmph! i want your mouth, please.” he smirks and dives in like a man starved, tongue spreading your wetness around. it was messy, but it felt so good. using a mix of tongue and fingers, yukhei brought you so close to orgasm, only to back away at the last second. you whine out at him and buck your hips up to his mouth. “ah ah, kitten. be patient or you get nothing.” he reaches up to play with your breasts, pinching at your nipples. his other hand strokes the inside of your thigh painstakingly slow. “you’re so cute, baby. all those times you’d sit close to me or fall asleep on me, i just wanted to ruin you. do you want me to?” you nod like your life depended on it, you wanted him to make you fall apart.

he shimmies out of his jeans and boxers, cock springing up and slapping his abdomen. opening his bedside drawer, he pulls out a condom. taking the packet in between his teeth, he opens it and puts the rubber on. you can only stare in awe, his length was impressive. it was around nine inches and had a girth sure to split you in half. yukhei notices your gaze and laughs. “you like what you see? well it’s all yours, baby.” he crawls over you, pulling your thighs up to your chest. “you’re sure you want this?” you nod at the tall boy, pulling him in for a kiss as he pushes into you. bottoming out, groans spill from the both of your mouths. he pulls out slowly, letting you have time to adjust before thrusting in and setting a steady pace. skin slapping skin resonates through the room and bounces off the walls. his thrusts were hard enough to jolt your body, tits bouncing with each one. without stopping, he lifts your body up and holds you to his chest while he sits on his heels. the new position let him hit places deep inside you, amplifying the pleasure. you could feel the head of his cock hitting your cervix with each thrust into you. sweet whimpers and moans fell from your lips, yukhei was basking in the sounds of your enjoyment. grunts into your ear came from him every minute or so. “p... please go harder.” tears built up in the corners of your eyes from the overwhelming pleasure, drool coating your lips from incoherent babbling. yukhei’s speed increased, his breaths coming out shaky and thrusts unsteady. “i’m so close, xuxi” the hot coil in your lower parts was winding tighter by the second, your release creeping just around the corner. “i know princess, me too.” yukhei started toying with your clit, rubbing quick circles on it. “you can cum, just let go.” as if he had full control of your body, the coil snaps and you cum with his name pouring from your lips like a mantra. his hips stutter as he gets close to his climax, thrusts slow and deep. he comes after a few more strokes, letting his cock pulse inside your tight walls. you sit there to catch your breath while yukhei throws the condom away and brings back a damp rag to clean the both of you up. after he finishes, he gets into bed behind you and draws the covers up over you.

“do you need me to walk you home?” you slowly open your eyes and look up at him. “or do you want to stay?” you snuggle closer to him and mumble “i’ll just call and tell my mom i’m staying at a friend’s since it’s friday.” you can’t see it, but yukhei smiles sweetly. “y/n, i know people usually don’t have sex before dating, but if i could, i wanna be your boyfriend.” you squeeze his torso and let out a meek “yes, i’d love that” before falling asleep together.

yukhei as a boyfriend was something to behold. he was constantly goofy and treated you as if you were the only girl in the world. the guys accepted you quickly and you were deemed the mom of the group. hendery got himself a girlfriend and you became best friends with her, always gossiping about the others. you all were basically a family, sharing good times and bad, but you always pulled through.

“y/n! c’mere, look at this.” yukhei’s loud voice was the first thing you hear in the school halls. “please xuxi, you’re so loud. don’t want everyone looking at us.” you giggle to let him know you were joking, not actually caring if people heard you. “look, there’s this old church about ten minutes away from the school and we think it’d be a really cool place to hang out.” you hum in acknowledgement, looking at the pictures sicheng had sent to yukhei. the building wasn’t damaged heavily, and it would be a really good spot for the rest of the group to smoke. “let’s do it! and while you guys smoke i can look around and take pictures.” yukhei can’t help but look at you with stars in his eyes. you were his world, and he never failed to show that. even the group could tell he was whipped for you, they always teased him but he never cared. 

“well let’s go! c’mon, no one will notice if we leave now.” anyway you look at it, there’s no place you’d rather be than with yukhei.

[heartdriven]

was tagged by @betterinthe90s Thank you, lovely <3

1. do you make your bed? Oh yes. Simply because I love to crawl into a made bed in the evening.

2. what’s your favorite number? 13

3. what’s your dream job? I don’t have one. Seriously. Anything I have to do under the pressure of making a living will always feel like a nuisance to me, even the coolest profession.

4. if you could go back to school, would you? Oh, fuck no. I didn’t have a terrible time at school, but I can do without.

5. can you parallel park? Yes.

6. a job you had that would surprise people? I didn’t have that many jobs in my life. People always seem kinda surprised when I tell them I worked for a tattoo magazine as a photographer.

7. do you think aliens are real? Probably yes. I mean something has to be out there.

8. can you drive manual? Yes, that’s how I learned. My bf drives automatic and it drives me nuts to be honest. I’m a creature of habit.

9. what’s your guilty pleasure? Right now probably all the seasons of Gossip Girl I am binge watching whenever I chill at home.

10. tattoos? Yes, I have a buddha with flowers all over my back.

11. favorite color? turquoise

12. fav type of music? Uhm... indie rock, stoner, garage, 60s, 70s, blues rock, a bit of metal, good pop, the odd soul numbers, etc etc....

13. things people do that drive you crazy? Being rude, being inconsiderate, selfish and generally an asshole. Lack of compassion. Being unfriendly when there is absolutely no need for it.

14. do you like doing puzzles? Yes

15. any phobias? Oh dear... I’m not sure what of those things wrong with me qualify as phobias. There are certain types of food that I can not stand the smell of. Like ketchup. If someone eats ketchup next to me I have to leave the room or I’ll gag. 

16. favorite childhood sport? I was never a sporty kind of person.

18. favorite movie? There’s really too much to choose from and it heavily depends on my current mood

19. coffee or tea? Tea

20. first thing you wanted to be when you grew up? I think I wanted to be a fashion designer as some point because I liked to draw

I tag @27-27-27-27-27-27-27 @chez-bella @donaldmania @sparkly-jim @goshdarnitjackwhite @saucy-cake @paulmcfruity @bluelightjackwhite <3

[stonerbella]

idk if u do requests/suggestions but au where stoner bella and acidhead alice spend a lot of time in the woods together just fuckin around.

Omg my dream is that people just pop into my ask with requests and suggestions so thank you!!!

Alice loves acid but would never push anything on Bella. They start out with Alice tripping and Bella just stoned in the woods. Alice takes them up in the trees to look over the mountains and talk about everything. They stay out till it gets dark and look up at the stars. During one of those times, Alice tells Bella how the first time you do acid should be with people you trust in an environment that feels safe and positive and Bella just casually says “oh then I’d definitely do it with you in the forrest”. Alice’s eyes light up and she gets to planning immediately.

She set up a little tent for them to sleep in the night she’s gonna trip. There was a bunch of food and drinks and lollipops cause they’re nice to suck on when you trip. Alice is buzzing around the house all week she’s so excited. When the day finally comes Bella spends the first hour and a half complaining about how she doesn’t feel anything. Alice just giggles and tells her to wait. That she would know when it hit. When it finally does Bella runs around exclaiming that this must be what a vampire feels like. Alice goes along with it and they spend the day doing “vampire things” when in reality Alice is just doing all the heavy lifting. They end the day just like they started this crazy adventure, laying together and looking at the stars. Bella exclaims that it was the best day ever and as she does Alice gets a vision of the two of them tripping together for years to come.

[miserysteaparty]

Dream VAs+voices for me OCs

okay ive had this in my drafts for like a month now, so im just gonna post it already since im gonna reveal a new character

(prepare for cringe)

Cafe - Nika Flutterman (Imagine some hybrid of Lola from Catdog and Cuckoo-Loca from Roadster Racers, voice wise obviously)

Leche - Jack McBrayer or Tom Kenny (TK is him doing an impression of Jack)

Gidget - Gray Griffin or Kate Micucci (Grey -  Kitty Katswell with a higher pitch and a Sylvester-type lisp; KM - Dr. Fox with same lisp) 

Heather - Sherri Stoner (Just the Slappy Squirrel voice; Heather’s not an old rabbit, she just needs to lay off the cigs)

Megmi - Niki Yang (somethin like her voices of Candy from Gravity Falls and BMO from Adventure Time)

Cookie - Kevin Michael Richardson (Some kinda stoner voice, like Otto from the Simpsons)

Bella - Cree Summer (Cleo from Clifford, but a lot more energetic) 

Captain Jeffery - Brian Doyle-Murray or Jeff Bennett (BDM does Captain K’nuckles’ voice for CJ’s pirate voice, while Jeff does a sightly deeper Peter Puppy voice for CJ’s normal voice; Jeff could also do both voices)

BONUS

Winnie - Kristen Schaal (Mabel Pines, but with a more soft and timid tone of voice)

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[savetopnow]

2018-04-03 09 CELEBRITY now

CELEBRITY

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The Low-Key Look Selena Gomez Can't Stop Wearing

Kendra Wilkinson, Tori Spelling and More Stars Who Made Their Marriage Troubles Public

Taylor Swift's Stalker Sentenced to 10 Years Probation

Chris Hemsworth Makes a Cheeky Grab for Elsa Pataky's Booty on the Beach

How Kim Kardashian's Diet and Fitness Routine Left Her Feeling Stronger and Tighter

Hollywood Life

Could Rob Kardashian Drag Blac Chyna To Court For Full Custody Of Baby Dream After Six Flags Brawl?

Ariana Grande Thinks James Charles Diss Is ‘Ludicrous’: Will She Slam Him To ‘Clear’ Her Name?

Is Anna Wintour Leaving Vogue? New Reports Claim She’s Quitting This Summer

Tiffany Trump Is Pretty In Pink Coat At White House Easter Egg Roll — Pics

The #1 Reason That You Must Register To Vote In The Midterm Elections

Media Take Out

Desiigner Caught Taking A PIZZ On Someone’s House!! (PICS)

Comedian Sinbad Appears To Be SNITCHING On Russell Simmons . . . Says ‘MORE WOMEN’ Are Gonna Come Out With RAPE Claims!!!

Shirley Strawberry From Teh STEVE HARVEY RADIO SHOW . . . Is Being Sued . . . For Being a ‘DEADBEAT’!!

People

Haley Joy's First Egg Hunt! Hoda Kotb Celebrates Easter Tradition with Her 13-Month-Old Daughter

Inside Pregnant Tia Mowry-Hardrict's 'Whimsical' & Pink 'Boho-Themed' Shower for Her Baby Girl

Hungry Girl: 4-Ingredient Brownie Waffles You Can Feel Good About Eating for Breakfast

Bristol Palin and Estranged Husband Dakota Meyer Celebrate Easter Together After Split

JAY-Z Explains What Makes a Good Rapper — and Nails an Eminem Impression to Prove His Point

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Selma Blair Says She 'Loved Watching' Katie Holmes In Dawson's Creek — After Creator Reveals SHE Was Almost Joey!

Jessie James Decker Welcomes Baby #3! See The First Pic, Name, & Deets!

Alleged Stalker Who Threatened To 'End' Taylor Swift & Her Family Gets 10 Years Probation!

Teen Mom's Maci Bookout Claims Her Ex Ryan Edwards Made 'Threats To Show Up & Hurt Me'

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[slvthrs]

dating stoner!dream pics ( inspired by @papayaroses​ <33 )

slight nsfw under the cut/mdni!!

[trendingnewsb]

Who Is Bella Thorne’s Boyfriend? Inside Bella’s Most Questionable Dating Choice Yet

Over the past year, Bella Thorne has made some, um, interesting life choices. From hooking up with Scott Disick in France to looking/acting like a total mess at all times, she’s given us ample reason to worry about her decision-making skills. Well, now Bella Thorne is dating a new man, we really need to talk about it.

His name is Mod Sun, and dating him is easily the most questionable thing she’s done yet, which is saying a lot. It’s like how every season of is the most dramatic season ever, except what I just said is true. Welcome to Mod Sun, the most dramatic season of Bella Thorne’s glitter-covered life.

Mod is a rapper from Minnesota (yeah) who’s apparently in a group called “The Poundzzzzzz,” which absolutely sounds made up, but nope. His name is an acronym that stands for “Movement on Dreams, Stand Under None,” which sounds like something your stoner ex-boyfriend would put in his Instagram bio. Basically, he’s a fucking intellectual.

 When your bf teaches you bass

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Jan 2, 2018 at 11:24am PST

In addition to being smart, he’s also suuuuuper hot. He basically looks like if Perez Hilton lived in the jungle for a year, or like every guy you see selling molly at Bonnaroo. He has long hair that Bella recently dyed green and red, which is about as cute a look as you’d imagine. Look, we’re not saying Scott Disick is the perfect man, but honey come on, when you’ve showered, YOU CAN DO BETTER. Oh, and he’s also a full decade older than her, because of course.

 Tomorrow we are releasing Mods music video that I directed. My directorial debut! was lucky enough that it was my boys music video #addressontheinternet #modsxmasvideo

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Dec 22, 2017 at 10:20am PST

They’ve apparently been together since sometime in the fall, and Bella has openly posted about their relationship on social media. That’s cute we guess, but it’d be cuter if Bella went away somewhere for about six months and just thought about life. Try it sweetie, see you in June!

Read more: http://www.betches.com/who-is-bella-thornes-boyfriend-mod-sun

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[zaraehedderman-blog]

State’s Videos of the Week #21

“OMG! I’ve a jittering case of FOMO RN cos YOLO. Bae, it’s BYOB 4 the Netflix’n’Chill sesh. BRB. K, G2G. TTYL.”*

There are a few reasons why it scares me that this is how a large portion of people are speaking to one another, presently. Shortcuts are no longer exclusive to finding the most time efficient route from one destination to the next. They’ve turned a corner and found a way into our conversational language. It’s sad that we’re losing touch with how we use words and have adapted to an unsavoury dependency of abbreviating almost everything we say. We’ve dumbed down language to avoid overly exerting ourselves and to seem efficient. The constant updating of social media has sped up modern interaction (we want to be the first to tweet about something, we send Snaps to friends that last seven seconds before they vanish) to the detriment of our rapidly depleting vocabulary.

It feels like everything now needs to be immediate, otherwise it loses relevance. This urgency is seen in all aspects of life, food, fashion and especially music. In the case of the latter, musicians and artists put under an unforgiving amount of pressure from record labels, management, critics and fans to produce new material constantly and consistently. If there is more than a two year gap between albums, the band is considered to be on hiatus only to make a comeback with their subsequent release. It’s baffling, and, in truth, unrealistic to place such expectations upon an artist. Just look at Frank Ocean and Bon Iver. They both released albums in 2011 and then went away for a while, taking time before they began work on new material. People became increasingly impatient (a by-product of this culture of urgency) with Ocean, in particular, but when he finally unveiled Blond(e) it was as though the anguish of the five year wait was forgotten in an instant because he had created a masterpiece full of honesty and ingenuity. He didn’t dilute his music because he didn’t succumb to the pressure of rushing or taking shortcuts. Too often are musicians forced into releasing new material when they aren’t entirely ready to because there is popular demand. You can always hear the disconnect between the musician and the music in the playing or the lyrics of those songs, and that transpires to the listener. We need to appreciate the vastness of our brains and be more excited about challenging, and stop looking for, everything to be so instant. Instant coffee isn’t desirable, neither is instant music.

*“Oh my god! I have a jittering case of fear of missing out right now because you only live once. Babe, it is bring your own booze for the Netflix and chill out session. Be right back. Ok, got to go. Talk to you later.”

Devendra Banhart – ‘Saturday Night’ (Nonesuch Records)

The audio for ‘Saturday Night’, surfaced online about a month ago, giving us an initial glimpse of Devendra Banhart’s newly released ninth album, Ape in Pink Marble (our review here). The single was described as overtly sexy and one suitable for those long autumnal evenings spent indoors, the ones where you chill and binge watch Netflix, obviously. ‘Saturday Night’, a lethargic drum pattern and oriental influence marks a completely different sound to the Venezuelan-American singer-songwriter’s previous albums, which were far more folk informed. The video for the song could not be further from what you would expect then, in encapsulating the lusty nature of the tempo. Devendra is accompanied by a dog and a few concerned looking babies in an empty bar. It’s a strange video and slightly uncomfortable to watch because Devendra and the babies look uneasy throughout.

Fake Palms – ‘Holiday’ (Buzz Records)

I love sweets, I have an insatiable sweet tooth. I adore smearing ice cream or melted chocolate on my face in public places for the amusement of my friends. I’m drawn to bold and bright colours. I really like dream-pop and find it immensely invigorating discovering new, independent bands. Naturally, I was instantly attracted to Fake Palms, the Toronto based quartet formed by Michael la Riche. La Riche began Fake Palms in 2011 but it only grew into its current formation last year. They’re definitely a band to follow, especially if you’re feeling a void in good guitar based indie-pop.

Bon Iver – ‘29 Stratford Apts’ (Jagjaguwar)

Last Friday a community of music enthusiasts rejoiced with the timely release of 22, A Million, the follow up to Bon Iver’s five year-old sophomore album, Bon Iver, Bon Iver. This has been an exceptional year for new records, it has also been one brimming with albums by artists that we have been waiting impatiently to hear new material from for five years (Frank Ocean and Bon Iver, coincidentally) and have delivered the strongest releases of the past nine months. Justin Vernon said that he needed to take time away from Bon Iver because at the time of touring their second album there was too much hype surrounding the music. Luckily Vernon didn’t feel like he needed to rush the writing, recording and mastering of a record in quick succession to maintain momentum. Instead, he took his time. He ventured into other projects and collaborations with other artists and then, when the time felt right he started to work on ten songs which would become 22, A Million. The passion and genius of 22, A Million is a testament to how important it is to be aware of your own time and to work at your own pace free from the stressful preoccupation of feeling the need to churn out music for the sake of reminding people that you still exist. Instead, do things because you want to, no matter how long it takes because then it will mean more to you and your audience. That’s how you make something that is timeless.

Drugdealer Feat. Ariel Pink – ‘Easy To Forget’ (Domino)

You can feel free of time when you’re aimlessly driving around or listening to effortlessly good music. You could easily lose a few hours listening to Drugdealer, the latest musical project by Michael Collins who formerly went by the monikers, Run DMT and Salvia Plath, respectively. Collins released The End of Comedy at the start of September and it’s a really enjoyable, very Californian sounding collection of songs featuring his friends and fellow musicians like Ariel Pink. The video perfectly encapsulates the environment of Drugdealer’s sound, a sunny atmosphere with a stoner edge. I cannot recommend The End of Comedy enough, especially if you have an crisp autumn afternoon to wile away.

Notable Mention….

The Weeknd feat. Daft Punk – ‘Starboy’

MTV caused a stir this week when they announced the list of nominations for the upcoming EMAs, which featured The Weeknd’s collaboration with Daft Punk on ‘Starboy,’ being recognised in the Best Video category. The controversy stemmed from the video receiving a nomination despite the fact that it had not been released. Once again, we’re subjected to powerful institutions playing a game to keep record companies happy instead of valuing good work. So, what is it that makes for a worthy video, according to MTV? Well, Abél Tesfaye cautiously moving through a darkened home furnished with an oil painting of Daft Punk reminded me of Justin Timberlake’s ‘Cry Me a River’ video. It was all I could think about. I was waiting for Tesfaye to find himself in the bathroom watching his supermodel girlfriend, Bella Hadid washing away a tiring day at the office in the shower. It isn’t a particularly spectacular or original concept, which is surprising then that it should be selected as a contender for best video, amongst Kanye West, Beyonce and Tame Impala who were the wildcard inclusion. It just shows how eschew the industry is sometimes and how content or originality are irrelevant.

http://state.ie/features/77169

Originally Published on State.ie, October 2016

State’s Videos of the Week was a column I wrote for State.ie from May 2016 - May 2017. It provided a summarised insight into music videos released each week.

[boglog]

Mini meta on decreasing abstraction/increasing realism in AT: Islands

Im a little ambivalent abt wether AT’s sudden switch from abstract stoner kawaii weirdness to gritty (but still silly) sci fi should be considered a deliberate and well-calculated move by the writers or something thats a little clumsy and badly timed (but easily forgivable) 

AT began as something so silly, abstract and non-sequitur that any evidence of organised civilisation (that isn't like a hyper-exagreeted fantasy parody or some stoner’s wet dream of a teen hangout) is always so jarring 

like the creators were careful to plop in some foreshadowing to humanity’s extinction and nuclear fallout 

all the way until Marcy and Me basically confirmed it (literally every Marceline ep was overflowing w references to extinct human culture its wild)

and then they went on to elaborate on PB’s increasing totalitarianism (more so now w recent eps like High Strangeness but its been increasing ever since Finn’s GF plot sizzled out----see what i did there) 

and how the candy kingdom functions as a (relatively) normal city thru the POV of a single candy person in Root Beer Guy

honestly RBG’s whole arc was really good at stepping out of Finn’s pov and showing that the protagonist might've been an unreliable narrator bc indeed the candy people live their lives as normal, sedentary citizens going to school, work, the hardware store and that Finn’s heroic silly nomadism is an anomaly 

and in in Thanks for the Crabapples, Giuseppe! you have a bizarrely normal-looking suburb

AT has been slowly building up to the point where you see Ooo and all its world building complexity and how its initial childish and confusing world is actually a futuristic version of ours 

however this is still so SLOW that by Islands its like BOOM ALL OUT SCI FI DYSTOPIA and ps humans were really there all along, living in hiding in  highly sophist aced little societies 

and apparently stuck in Black Mirror San Junipero

a hunger games dystopia 

My first thought that this was bc of inconsistent pacing (which ill talk abt below) this is an  excellent post that poses that this increasing realism was deliberately dissonant to exemplify Finn’s character growth thru his subjective pov and thats honestly a really good point that cements popular interpretations of AT as a nostalgic kawaii/dungeons and dragons esque coming of age story about ~loss of innocence~

But again, i still have to lean towards a bit skepticism given the weird pacing AT’s had in its later seasons (Breezy and Bella Noche are the worst i can think of rn) . And i definitely think the writers are sometimes at fault for how they mishandle their intense 11min format/ how they follow-up on foreshadowing and specifically here how the Humans Plot should've been spaced out better. I think they’re rushing to get this arc completed before they've been completely canned. Looking at the series overall, Islands and Stakes feel a little random and out of place but theyre both fairly strong as individual entities and a surprisingly satisfying conclusion to little details and tidbits they've been foreshadowing at FOR YEARS 

which means the last character who needs a good o’l character arc is jake

although if we also never get an arc about PB’s totalitarianism and how Marcy’s mom met Abadeer I'm gonna scream

ty 4 reading c: ITS BEEN A GOOD 7 YEARS, AT ;-;

[slvthrs]

OKAY IMAGINE THIS OMFG

you are trying on lingerie for dream while he is smoking weed (😩) then he makes you sit on his lap and you guys make out while smoking weed together

then he starts eating you out and he is STILL SMOKING WEED and he blows the smoke on your clit…

dream.please.fuck.me.

-📸

ANON I FUCKING LOVE U- STONER!DREAM IS MY BABY

You would tell dream that you had a surprises for him and for him to close his eyes and when he would open them he would be meet with you spinning around in lacy green set (cause he loves to see you in his color). His brain would short-circuit with the only though being that he needs you now.

He would pull you onto his lap and place a kiss on your lips while taking a hit of his joint. He would blow the smoke into your mouth whilst making out with you to force you to inhale and clouding up your mind. He would whisper sweet little praises like, "such a pretty girl, my good little girl" and "My slut, all mine, your so good for me" while dragging his hands down your body send sparks into your head.

When you would start to squirm too much he would end up on his knees hovering over your clothed cunt while ripping of your panties (guess he would just have to buy you more) and taking another hit and blowing the air on your cunt (i don't know if thats healthy or not lmao) the cool air would cause you to squirm while he would hold you down and eat you and taking extra hit from time to time.

I LOVE STONER!DREAM WITH MY LIFE I JUST WANN SMOKE N HAVE SEX WITH HIM OML

[slvthrs]

stoner!dream who makes you count the money he’s made while he eats you out 😩😩😩😩

AURALIA THIS IS SO...

IM NOT FUNCTIONING RN

I FUCKING CANT

HE WOULD JUST LOOK UP AT YOU STRUGGLING N TAUNT YOU SM

"AW CMON MY PRINCESS CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT CAN'T YOU GOOD GIRL"

DFBVDSAOIUGDUYI

[slvthrs]

stoner!dream who takes you out on vacation with the money he’s made from being a dealer

stoner!dream who takes you to a fancy restaurant and gets jealous when the waiter winks at you

stoner!dream who fingers you under the table to remind you that you are his

stoner!dream is just… daddy.

im trying to distract myself from not texting my ex so enjoy these shitty thoughts

-📸

OMG IM TRYIN TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM TALKING TO MY EX I JUST WANNA DO IT SO BAD

ANON THESE ARE SO GOOD SO LEMME GIVE U MORE:

stoner!dream who flaunts you to his friends talking about how hot you are and how good you are to him

stoner!dream leaving hickies all over you even where no one can see them especially when he's jealous

stoner!dream who loves when you wear his clothes and whenever his friends come over he wants you in nothing but booty shorts and his t-shirt

stoner!dream whose obsessed with weed/drug sex

stoner!dream who always takes photos of you even if their not sexual he has a camera roll full of photos of you

stoner!dream who always tells you to stop calling him daddy in front of his friends but in reality it's his favourite thing

stoner!dream who loves to see you in black lingerie and his favourite types are either the super frilly one or super kinky leather ones

stoner!dream who loves pulling you aside at parties just to get his fingers wet

AGH I HAVE SO MANY MORE IM FULL ON BRAINROTTING

but I love each and everyone of these thought stoner!dream is my daddy i love him with my whole heart- he is my finest creation he is my little baby