#before the boleyn shit they just wouldn't take anything seriously
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We really needed a book/episode of the working life of stephen, thomas and wolsey because i just think there is so much potential to show wolsey and thomas not taking anything seriously, and stephen taking everything seriously, but then stephen being so bossy to them you would think he was in charge.
he'd be the type of person that if his desk broke or whatever, somehow thomas and wolsey would be the ones to fix it, put it back together, spend the whole day really getting into fixing stephen's desk/chair or what have you, and stephen would just be sitting, not lifting a finger.
he would just be sitting there persumably in wolsey or thomas's desk watching them be little bob the builders the whole time.
and then on the other hand - they'd get on stephen's nerves. they would purposely try to do so just because seeing him get upset is funny. thomas and wolsey would make bets on who could make him so angry he turns red or he takes off his hat. wolsey would win most of the time, but thomas would come very close - at least when it came to making him red.
#it should be called two thomases and a stephen#or like - a chronicle of lowborn men#but one who acts like he isn't lowborn#but i also think that thomas and wolsey would like gossip really LOUDLY about stephen in his vicinity#wolsey would be like “YOU KNOW HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW HIS REAL FATHER. IN THE SUNLIGHT HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE ME"#and thomas would be like#“maybe he is your bastard and we just don't know - he would probably be nicer if he knew his father”#and they'd just be gossiping about stephen the whole time and he'd be sitting there turning red as a cherry#thomas would make some unprompted comments to wolsey like 'you know if gardiner was a woman i do think he and i would've been married by no#and wolsey would be like 'you two do make quite a pair'#i find thomas and wolsey to be very very similiar#before the boleyn shit they just wouldn't take anything seriously
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