#before my mother was pregnant also i wasn’t there at all. this must’ve been 2001-2003 bc i can’t imagine this happened with my brother aliv | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

comfycozycrossfox · 1 year ago

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everyone in my immediate family smokes weed and my parents have for YEARSSS and years and years . which is cool bc they have hella knowledge from like Experience and also older smoking culture . but also i go to modern dispensaries so i know about weed technology they aren’t even AWARE OFFFF bc they figured out what they liked years ago and didn’t really keep up. which means i get to do shit like teaching my mom what a dab pen is

#also hash? but i think hash has been around for a MINUTE #i think that’s just one she never got into #anyway my dad grows and has for years so they don’t go out and buy shit ever #which they WENT TO COUNTY JAIL FORRRRR #before i was born #which is so funny to me they didn’t tell me that until i was 17/18 lol #before my mother was pregnant also i wasn’t there at all. this must’ve been 2001-2003 bc i can’t imagine this happened with my brother aliv #alive^#anyway my mom didn’t believe me when i said it wasn’t nicotine #she saw me with it and was like ‘is that a vape?? is that nicotine?? don’t fucking do that’#(from the mindset of someone that’s smoked for my entire life and i believe longer. she doesn’t want to see my ass with nic addiction)#and i had to be like ‘no ma it’s dab wax. it’s just like weed it’s thc’#had to walk her through how it worked #came up again recently bc she was like ‘oh i bet you have a ton of bud from dispensaries now huh’#and i went ‘nah actually i don’t buy a lot of bud i only really use dispensaries for edibles and pens’#which is in fact true i get bud for free so i only really buy it when i want a specific effect #i’ve been tryna figure out what specific strain i’d need to make me hella euphoric and boost appetite rn #idk enough about terpenes it’s a struggle #anyway.#redd’s drug corner #LMAO #also fun fact i’ve told my mom explicitly that i got my weed card for PTSD and she’s never questioned it #i’ve mentioned having PTSD more than once and at no point has she gone ‘for fucking what?????’#like idk if she thinks i’m bullshitting or if she has an idea in mind of what SHE thinks it’s from #more than anything i have a feeling she straight doesn’t wanna know bc she thinks it’d hurt her feelings #which like. yeah it would a little probably

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