#beel walks in like 'oh are we making omlettes?'
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i mentioned raptor familiar(s) on my arcana blog because i was thinking about it bc it was directly related to the source material but like. now that im hyperfixating on this im 👀
#this is incredibly self indulgent but im on tumblr dot com let them without cringe cast the first stone#but imagine... 6ft utahraptor. puffs up its feathers when things get to close#like i mean its still a BIRD so the demons could probably kick its ass but its the thought that counts#raptor used to the human world where its the biggest scariest thing and then beel just. picks it up and moves it when its in his way#raptor does threat display with feathers and screeches. lucifer puffs his wings out and it regrets every decision#mammons crow familiars follow it around like vr knuckleses follow anime queens#how does mc have one i dont know. its because i want them to#these prev. ones were all 'mc comes to the devildom WITH their raptor' but 'mc hatches a raptor in the hol' is also funny#like picture it#solomon gets his hands on some fossils and wants to try reanimation shit#'guys look. i couldnt get the partial adult skeleton to work but this egg is intact!'#mc like 'oh my god is it alive? can we keep it?'#beel walks in like 'oh are we making omlettes?'#'beel if you eat this dinosaur i will cry'#god imagine ugly shrink-wrapped newborn hatchling raptors. ugly little fuckers. love them
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