#because the big ol meanie poopy pants told them they couldn't take the other kid's toys and piss on their snacks and get away with it

[sanguine-pigeon]

"You misinterpreted me by pointing out that my puppy-hatred was showing! You are the bad guy for saying it's disgusting that I think puppies should be shot for sport! How dare you think I meant what I said????"

seriously the amount of times I have seen some chucklefuck whine and cry that when they said the things they said they OBVIOUSLY meant something totally different and actually it's the people judging them on their words and actions who are the big meanies and the intolerant bullies for taking them at the words they said.

You don't get to say "I think all puppies should be shot for sport" and then piss and moan that people are taking you in bad faith when they say "that's animal cruelty and you're fucked up"

"When I said all puppies should be shot for sport, I OBVIOUSLY meant that dogs suffering from rabies should be humanely euthanized, not that all puppies should be shot for sport. Really it's your fault if you thought that when I said 'all puppies should be shot for sport' that I meant all puppies should be shot for sport, you weirdo. touch grass. you are the bad guy here not me"