#because saying 'novak djokovic does not exist in the challengers universe' makes me laugh

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Don't Call It a Comeback (#WIPWednesday)

Article links to a series of video clips, edited together:

1. Reporter: You've been so dominant since winning in Australia, and now here at Indian Wells. Heading into Roland Garros, what would you say to people talking about your chances at a calendar year grand slam?

Art Donaldson: A calendar slam? Umm, I'd probably ask if Roger died?

2. Roger Federer: There is, they tell me, now this young American who wants me dead?

3. Rafa Nadal: I think maybe I have met this young man. I have not yet had the pleasure to play this young man but ...?? I have gone nowhere.

4. Andy Murray (staring): I'm sorry, Art Donaldson said what???

5. Art Donaldson: So, yeah, now I guess Roger's mad because he thinks I threatened his life, and Rafa and Andy are mad that I didn't think they were worth threatening and... Anyway, Tashi tells me I'm no longer allowed to tell (*makes air quotes*) jokes.

Reporter: That would be your coach, Tashi Duncan.

Donaldson: I guess, ahh, yeah, my coach and well-- my fiancée. She said yes. This probably isn't how we were going to announce it? *waves off screen* I love you, baby.