#because like none of the varia are in charge of their 'traditional' job squads based on that rough concept

[ravensilversea]

#especially because i think making tyr the ghost is such a perfect and funny choice#because like imagine a 14-something teenager just showing up out of nowhere and ruining and ending your whole life#both literally and metaphorically because what kind of reputation survives to a 14yo beating your grown adult ass#and all that just because he felt a little too gay for a guy who probably threw something at his head and called him trash and told him#to fuck off as his first interaction with him LMAO 😭😂😂#anyway yeah OF COURSE it's your problem squalo is what i'm saying @hopeswriting

Man, I wasn't even considering the Tyr half of this baffoonery. Like imagine being 14, just killed a guy to prove yourself better than him, and in the process accidentally got his job which you promptly lob off to someone else because you didn't actually want that job. Only for the guy you just killed to show up in your office with the paperwork to rejoin, even though he's hella transparent and ya know... dead. And the guy you made your new boss has exactly 0 sympathy for you and thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

In fact, the only one of your co-workers who doesn't find this absolutely hilarious is Mammon, who hates you even more than they hate this situation because they're having to INVENT paperwork for this situation

Squalo: kills Tyr, becomes Varia boss, gives title to Xanxus because screw that Tyr: Watch this you punk becomes the first literal ghost assassin

This is somehow Squalo’s problem