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greyias · 1 year ago

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Important Cazador Whistling Update

This entire document is FAKE NEWS -- because he doesn't give two rats ass if you whistle in his vicinity. Things I tried:

Whistling at him mid-fight. He doesn't react, because he's too busy turning into a red mist to get away from the party kicking his ass. Higher priorities and all.

Drinking an invisibility potion, sneaking up to him and then whistling in his face. Just triggers the cutscene where he thinks he can use you as bait. Very irritating, I'm trying to annoy you here! Stop turning the tables on me you monster.

And on an abandoned save, desperate to try and cut out every other factor, I unequipped all my daylight shedding weapons, convinced Cazador I'd totes betray poor Astarion just to have Cazador not hostile for five seconds and then started whistling right in his ear

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CONCLUSION:

Chamberlain Dufay made up the whistling rule himself, lied about Cazador hating it just so he never had to hear anyone's offtune whistling ever again.

Wait wait wait wait wait

THERE'S A WHISTLE FUNCTION IN-GAME

I need to try this out, don't I?

#grey's bg3 tag #bg3 posting #bg3 spoilers #now if you'll excuse me #i have to go through the entire cazador boss fight AGAIN #because i forgot to save after the first time #and triggered the cutscene #but didn't realize i needed to eliminate every single trace of daylight #which wound up bugging out the cutscene and preventing me from making a choice #*HEAVIEST OF SIGHS*#i'm reequpping my lute though #because if whistling isn't going to annoy stupid bat lord #then i'm going to strum in his face in between rounds #(actually it's a great tank technique because it makes people attack you instead of your party)#(because it works as a distraction)#Youtube #ari's og campaign

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