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vhaerath · 2 years ago

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working at the city fair really gives me a lot of perspective on both retail and drunk people. there r so many people who just give you the fluoride stare while thrusting money at u and ive started just taking the bill and being like "alright that'll net you this prize :)"

conversely i love drunk women. every post that was out there about drunk women is correct. theyre so funny and friendly theyre just so happy to win something. i gave these two drunk chicks the last small plushies we had and they were like ":D :D thank u!!!! Have a good night!!!!!" and they were helping me put the fish + ducks back into the water it was great.

#context: the game i work at is a guaranteed prize game where you can fish up x amnt of ducks or fish and you get to pick one of the things #it's like a store but prefaces a game for little kids #i need to start telling parents 'ok ask your kid what they want and tell them to use their words'#because i don't fuckin know what your giblet is pointing at #buttered poast

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