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uupiic · 10 months ago

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Zargothrax, kicking down the door to the Chaos Wizard HQs: I FIGURED OUT WHICH SHREW WAS THE DIRECT ANCESTOR TO THAT BASTARD DUNDAX AND HIS WHOLE KIN OF BASTARDS! LET'S GO, THE PALEOCENE AWAITS! Tharon-Zul, who just wanted to have a normal day for once in this century:

#Gloryhammer shitpost #Gloryhammer #they need a plan on how to make this guy sit down and simmer for at least a year after he's been recently defrosted #because Zarg clearly ISN'T capable of thinking things through at those moments #plssss you need a long line of Tharon-Zuls to keep this guy in check whenever he shows up again #I know that'd be a lot for one wizard to handle but we just need somebody who has enough balls to #sit Zargothrax down and go ''no my liege. not now'' gently but firmly

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