#because Tarn's being too off and a scapel will do a transformative shift noise

[witchofthesouls]

Tarn is purple as his prose, so did he ever rizz the wifey?

Pffft, only unintentionally. The nurse had seen his Megatron closet and was impressed with the variety as well as the dedication to keep the memories in tact. That kind of devotion reminds the nurse of Caminus, but the Decepticons are not into fire and sun. They unfortunately enjoy high-powered, not-efficient arms. Nurse mourns over their wasteful lifestyle.

Tarn was charming during the wedding, but outside of that, he's your polite weirdo with Strong Opinions on music, justice, and literature.

If Megatron ever ordered Tarn to keep the Camien because of Reasons and Tarn went Shakespearean on you, then he would need to deal with your well-earned paranoia that he's been replaced with a Quintesson clone or a mech with a sigma ability related to mimicry.