#bc mans infront of me is about to cry and there's yelling downstairs so i'm thinking he's crying bc they started fighting ๐ญ๐ญ but they werent
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hello. i haven't been here all day. ive had 4 bowls of pasta.
#LONG TAGS AHEAD PLS YOUVE BEEN WARNED#today has just been eating pasta and recovering from the pasta i ate#i was gonna make it 5 bowls .... but lemme fuckin tell u ๐ญ i have TEA#not really tea it's just a story ... my roommates went to a party today. they were hell bent on getting drunk tonight.#and so getting drunk they did. i ate my third bowl of pasta n 2/3 came back for more alcohol ๐ฎโ๐จ goddamn#also they brought this dude who one of my friends is crushing on but he's supposedly straight ๐ญ so he was with them and he came back#with my friend who don't live here skdbjdnf confusing lets Not do that. it's just 3 people went to a party to get drunk#2 came back after 20 min to get more alcohol bc they didn't know anyone at the party so they just wanted to drink#and then they went back to the party and i got my fourth bowl of pasta#i was chillin. it was like 11:40 smth and then i hear like yelling and someone tryna get in the apartment ๐ญ it's these mfs#the door fully unlocked but this mf so drunk he can't even open the door ! then we got my roomie downstairs w the friend they brought#he's tryna carry her ass up the stairs n she's Not Going. but i can't go to help him bc my friend in front of me is like about to cry fr#he's like zee i'm so sorry we weren't planning on getting this drunk ๐ญ FULLY DRUNK WHILE HES SAYING THIS BTW#and i'm like NO NO UR OKAY HEY HEY DONT CRY ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ WTF n i'm thinking the mfs downstairs are fighting like ???? i'm so confused#bc mans infront of me is about to cry and there's yelling downstairs so i'm thinking he's crying bc they started fighting ๐ญ๐ญ but they werent#bc the friend they brought was dragging my roomie up the stairs n he was STRUGGLING!!!! anyways long story short i just had to take care of#two drunk bitches .... god how old am i??? mother aged??? fucking hell i feel the back pain already#and also the friend they brought is 23... so a little older than us haha ๐ and he apparently don't know what personal space is#this man was ALL UP ON ME like idk if he knew ??? bc we were taking care of our friends n stuff but he was way too fuckin close#i couldnt step back bc this mf was on my ass like deadass fr if he leaned in closer his chin would be on my shoulder#n then i made a joke about my friend not being able to stand up meaning it's a no bones day (so funny pls my best joke yet)#and he didn't know what that meant so i pulled up an article and this man took that as a chance to like get close as fuck#i sat at the table to get far away from this mf but he brought up a chair and literally slid it so close it was like our chairs were#connected . like from the front not side ๐ he sits w his legs open n my shit right there in between so i TOLD him he was too close n then he#was like oh... okay like MF WHAT U THINK THIS IS ???? I DONT KNOW U LIKE THAT !!!! BACK OFF BRO TF#anyways wild night. i'm gonna work on an smau. hopefully it'll be nonstop ๐ญ but idk i'm not planning on sleeping tho so#gotta make sure my hoes are good. even tho we got in a huge fight the other day n i feel like i didn't clear my name#i still love them and they're all i got irl so i gotta take care of them#we ain't got no water tho. like we have tap water but these mfs are picky........ but idk let's hope for the best#yeol.com/zee
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