#bc i’m a chubby sexy queen

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was finally able to come the acoustic version of lying helped loads I also squirted a little bit im kinda achy so I'm gonna try for another wish a bish luck

anon with the blues? glad you had some luck :) n i do wish you lots more luck. ps have you seen them covering--n his blessed booty during--how soon is now at the house of blues recently? his voice is great in it too, but the swaying booty in the tight pants alone is worth the watch haha. also, i wish someone looped his sexy lines, like “i’m gonna keep getting underneath you” and “mona lisa, wear me out, pleased to please ya” for several minutes on end. plus the whole of hurricane, house of memories. with those underrated brallon compilations thrown in. well, i could make a playlist of most of this... 

let’s do a sexy b playlist yall. 

let’s not forget the references to b loving eating pussy :P eg what’s your favourite food? pussy, my favourite meal is puss, the cunnilingus v signs, b saying he liked it in that loveline interiew, him telling male audience members that carry gals on their shoulders to turn her around n go down on her, him “clearing a spot” on his face in that one interview for someone to sit on hdsjlkffdslk, saying he’ll take pussy on his face at a twtl show, any others y’all think of

the best let’s get it on/naked massages in front of the fireplace vids too

stripping at summerfest, all angles that are online

a couple versions of i believe in a thing called love, inc the one where he circles his own nip, sweaty n topless

dem high notes in say amen n silver lining

i have the gif but not the video of b feeling himself up vices era, where he runs his open hand over his own thigh n crotch. plus any other feel ups

that vices era clip where he simulates performing cunnilingus with his fingers at the gal holding the camera 

that waggling tongue one that was directed at a guy

b doing all i want for xmas is you, all versions, but esp the santa hat ones--such a fuckin cutie with fouffy hair too

ngl, any/all vids where he tears up. baby!

parts of that twitch stream post billboard awards where he was high, blissed out, smiley as fuck, cute as fuck... 

references to him wanting to wear dresses/skirts/heels/etc, like being jealous of taylor n her purple ruffled dress

him doing les miserables songs

him covering queen’s love of my life

booty pics slideshow hahaha if it exists....

also, honourable inclusion of instances of fans saying sexual stuff back to him eg the male fan saying he’ll give him a massage after he says he needs a massage. there’s this one instance of a gal asking him to go down on her but it was INAPPROPRIATE in context eg not at a show, he didn’t start with sexual things to the audience first but at a crowd signing thing, outside, during the day. damn girl, think it don’t say it!

periscopes/instagram lives/etc where you just think “fuck, his lips. so fucking plushhh. wanna touch n smooch n kldfjldfk feel em all over me. can’t stop staring; they’re so... admirable. n fuck his lips...with my pussy” then have to go back a couple minutes bc you barely heard a word of what was said. [this also happens with his whole fuckin face looking like gorgeous ass sunshine or just fucking gorgeous n pretty n handsome n holy fuck, his hair, his cheeks looking chubby, his smileeee, his eyes all lit up/excited/happy/blissed out, his eyes looking dark n sofffft...]

that reverse strip tease thing on periscope where he was being a clit tease n tryin to deny it but boy knew what he was doing

the handful of make out sessions with guys he said he had on periscope when asked how many dudes he’d kissed, which was clarified as made out with

the circle jerk twitch discussion

bi/pan references in songs eg hurricane, golden days [calling a guy n gal sexy], 

references in shows eg this next song’s about how i love both sexes n then adding any gender, any type of sex :P. this song is about girls fucking girls, guys fucking guys, girls fucking guys

others will be added i’m sure. also, please y’all, send others in too.

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ok i accept my fate then haha and thank you!! yes i need some help, you could link me your fav videos maybe? or smth to help me know their names lol so far i only know woozi (he looks a little like suga and is really short, right?), jeonghan (i never saw a human that beautiful) and vernon bc of my sister haha

Good lord I really tried keeping it short but it just got more elaborate the further along the way I got halp. Also this took ages I’m so sorry! I’ll add in the links to videos and all a bit later. For now you can enjoy this content!

Jihoon

[© Dreamlike [☆]  ]

Yeeeeeeees that little man is Woozi! He was actually my first bias because I’m really short as well so I really connected, haha. He is an actual musical genius though. Boy is so talented and insightful? He does a lot of composing and producing and  he works really hard always, the other members really admire him. He writes a lot of the lyrics as well. He hates doing aegyo and hates skinship but loves when the members tease him about it. Can be very wild at times but is usually a bit reserved. Can be very Savage but will check up on other members in a way he thinks they won’t notice he cares about them. Also he’s a cupcake please love him!

For looks he’s very soft and has a rather round face with relatively wide nostrils. When he laughs his face turns into the XD smiley it’s embarrassingly cute. He’s short but still 13 cm taller than I am so I don’t think I have a right to call him that but I still do. He once wore a sweater with the words ‘Grown Man’ on it.

Jeonghan

[© One Shot [☆]]

Jeonghan looks like a literal angel - if angels are even capable of such beauty - but don’t be fooled because he loves mischief and he loves setting members up against each other (not in a serious way though). Also he’s needy af and needs constant attention. He takes care of the others and he’s refered to himself as the ‘mom’ before but has now started calling himself the ‘dad’. He is a 4y/o though, don’t be fooled. A little shit with a massive heart.

For looks? Well, angelic, basically. Has big doe eyes with that sharp inner corner, and his nose kind of looks like it’s been sharply cut off? It sounds rude but I mean to say that it’s cute. He has a delicate little nose. Also his cheeks are a little hollow but he has a prominent chin and cheekbones. His long hair was glorious, his short hair is too.

Vernon

[ © The Boy Vernon  [☆] ]

Vernon! What a special snowflake. Seriously. He has a very unique way of seeing things and he’s very very creative and I admire that a lot! He’s a very hearty person. Very open, very honest, very warm. A bit theatrical. He sometimes wears outfits that really put up a middlefinger to gender roles (yes, he does this consciously) and I’m digging it. A bit reckless sometimes. Needs to be protected.

For looks, if you see anyone making meme-faces it’s probably him. Looks like he is up to no good 24/7. Other than that he’s probably the most western-looking out of all of them and he has a sharp, angular jawline and really really good eyebrows. When he smiles his mouth forms a heart???? Also cute little baby teeth.

Seungkwan

[ © BOO-Bit  [☆] ]

Seungkwan is 1 out of 2 powervocals holy shit his vocals are fantastic, seriously. Could probably sing the entire Phantom Of The Opera on his own if he wanted to. He likes adding a funny or dramatic note in podcasts or variety shows. He’s so beautiful though, he has this natural glow and I just??? He’s very underrated though wow. Very good at putting emotion in his singing. Is very soft and queen-like. Very outspoken.Very loud. Very emotional.

For looks he has a very very round face and puffy cheeks it’s so beautiful? (throwback to when someone asked him ‘your natural look is just ‘bloated’ right?’ and he cried for his mom). Usually goes for softer or more natural haircolours right blonde, brown or pastel-anything. Very round eyes and looks very good with eyeliner on. Also he has a nice butt (Vernon has literally said it was his favourite part about Seungkwan soooo).

Seokmin 

[ © !My Oh My! [☆] ]

DK! Power vocal 2. A sunshine boy. He smiles and laughs a lot. Sometimes it’s a bit fake and he seems a bit insecure but honestly it makes me love him a thousand times more because he ain’t smiling for people to like him more, he’s smiling because he’s trying to cheer the others up and honestly how can you not love? He’s also hilarious and said to look like a horse (members joke about this often, also he does the horse-dance from time to time bless). Is really loud and always singing up to the point where it annoys the other members. Very warm person. Despite his talents he is very very humble.

As for looks, his face is longer than most and he actually has a pretty broad jaw. His eyesmile is everything. His eyes sparkle most of the time. A very tol and lanky dude. Also usually sticks with natural shades of brown/black in terms of hair. Has fantastic thighs. Bit of a pointy nose and has a birthmark on his cheek.

Minghao

[ © 명랑호도그  [☆] ]

Speaking of lanky dudes, this guy here is Hao. The8. Though no one calls him that anymore. He dabs. All of the fucking time. He even did a leg-dab once. Stop him. He’s one of the two Chinese members. His limbs look so pointy and awkward but he moves like a fucking cat, seriously, his dancing and movement is so smooth all of the time? Knows how to use nunchucks for real. Likes romantic novels. Do not trust anyone who calls him a savage because he is literally the softest boy ever and cares so much about the other members? He stares at them fondly 24/7. He’s usually very timid and shy but he’s become a lot more open (probably also because he knows more Korean and is more confident) and he likes to talk about his interests and the books and movies he’s watching. He’s a bit of a zen dude.

As for looks, well, I have a lot to say. First of all his eyes? They’re sort of slitted but also really really big and very beautiful. Looks innocent, is probably guilty. He has a boopy nose and elf ears (yes it is vital you know this) and pump lips. Has become very very stylish of late (if we’re not counting the bucket hats) and honestly he dresses so well I’m in love? Has a long neck and a pretty prominent adams apple.

Junhui

[ © Moon Jerry [☆] ]

Where there’s Hao there’s Jun. China line. Hao once said if he were in Korea and Jun wasn’t, it wouldn’t work. He’s very confident in his looks and rightfully so. He’s very playful and laughs a lot but when he’s on stage he turns into some sort of hot dad i don’t know okay? He lives in his own world and is usually very quiet during interviews or Vlives but every now and then you’ll catch him creeping out of his shell doing his own weird thing ilhsm? He’s a pretty enthusiastic dude. Incredible dancer, conveys emotions with his body so well? He cares for the others in small ways like bringing them water when others prank them to eat hot food.

As for looks, he also has a very boopy nose and a prominent adams apple. A very strong jawline and really broad shoulders. His upper lip is a bit pouty and has very sharp corners. His eyes are very shiny and I have a thing for his lower lashline. Has relatively big ears that have this sharp line on the bottom? People die when he wears a choker. Is said to look a lot like Heechul from Suju. He’s one of the members that have more of a man’s body than a boy’s, I guess?

Soonyoung

[ © Sweet 10 [☆] ]

Hoshi is such a many-sided person I’m not sure where to begin? He choreographs almost all of their songs and gains inspiration from literally anything and I admire that so much? Dances so smoothly and naturally it’s like he doesn’t even have to try (though I know he works so hard to achieve that). He can portray anything through dance, seriously, he’s so damn good. Is very passionate and said to be stern during dance practice though he is enthusiastic and more playful outside of work. He laughs a lot and is very extroverted. King of aegyo. Drama queen. Baby hamster.

As for looks he’s quite easy to distuinguish. He looks very very soft (though I’ve noticed I say that about almost everyone) and has chubby little hamster cheeks and relatively broad teeth. He  has the nickname 10:10 because his eyes look like the arms of a clock at that time. His eyes are very small and slitted and yes, they point upwards at the outer corners and they always twinkle and I’m so in love??

Chan

[© Look at D [☆] ]

Dino. I admire this kid so much. He is a baby but honestly he’s one of the most serious members. He’s very passionate and has set goals for himself, has high standards. Crazy with dance, very tight movement. Knows how to be sexy while he should not because he is a baby. He’s bright and honest and tbh he can be really savage but usually he does that to bring his point across in a more funny way? Very critic eye especially towards himself. Does not like it when Jeonghan asks whose baby he is (spoiler alert: he’s Jeonghan’s baby). He’s very thoughtful and grounded.

As for looks, his face is shaped a little angular but then his nose is so boopy? Has very thin lips. High and prominent cheekbones. No double eyelid to be found and tbh his eyes are gorgeous?? Tiny ears and tiny hands for a tiny boy.

Seungcheol

[© S.Clair [☆] ]

S. Coups aka the one and only real Dad amongst all dads. Honestly I respect this dude so much? He has to put up with twelve children, be the bridge between pledis and said children, listen to all his children’s opinion and try to make it into 1 thought and voice said thought to said company or other instances. He keeps them in check when needed but most importantly he supports them so much? Honestly he tries to bring out the best in everyone even though it sometimes makes him selfconscious because he might not be as good as they are wow. Apart from that he’s a great rapper and has a good sense for rhythm (which is nice when you’re a rapper lmao).

As for looks he’s a bit less polished than the rest and I like it best when he has that little bit of scruff but no pledis ain’t letting their idols do that. If I’m being completely honest it took me the longest out of all members to find him attractive? I think it’s mainly because idols tend to look rather elegant and I feel like it doesn’t really suit his personality but idk. Anyhows he has a killer jawline, his eyes are slanted downwards at the outer corners. A cute smol chin, plump lips and tiny ears. His forehead is suspected of murder. Oh and he has a gummy smile!!

Mingyu

[© Dreamlike [☆]]

Aaaah this boy??? He is a bit like Taehyung in the sense that he’s either really smart or really dumb (I agree with both). He’s rather bubbly and chatty and has very broad interests and asks lots of questions (”do fish blink? do they???”) (which, apparently, no they don’t because they don’t have eyelids). Looks like some sort of sex god or an adorable doofus there’s no inbetween. He’s a puppy. Either he’s pouty and pulling puppy eyes or he’s happily wagging his tail and trailing after Wonwoo. Is very beautiful and has a great sense of fashion. He conveys emotions very well on his face. Has a lot of little ticks like blinking rapidly, scrunching his nose etc. He’s actually a bit selfconscious and doesn’t like it very much when others tease him. Other than that he’s a fun and bright dude. Can sign, rap AND dance wow. I think his dancing impregnates at least 10 (un)fortunate ladies a day. Also he can cook really well and is said to be one of the members that cleans the most.

As for looks… Well he most certainly has them holy crap. He’s what we call in Dutch: a Mooiboy. (A pretty boy), which is a look I usually hate but he pulls it off so well and he’s adorable so oops. Anyhow, the inner corners of his eyes are curled inwards really sharply it’s beautiful and then the outer corners are curled outwards really sharply and it’s just so beautiful? Has pretty thick eyebrows and cute little ears. HIS SKIN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE (N)EVER SEEN SERIOUSLY IT IS GLOWING AND WARM AND HOLY SHIT I CAN’T PUT IT INTO WORDS okay just wanted to make that clear let’s move on. The bridge of his nose is relatively broad but his nostrils are all round and cute. Heartshaped uppper lip, tiny bottom lip. His teeth are a little crooked and it’s a nice contrast to all the perfect lines in his entire face and body and he has these cute little pointy canines? Broad neck and is probably the most buff out of all the boys (though Minghao and Jun have crazy muscles as well they’re a lot lankier built) and he’s the tallest. In short: if looks could kill he would’ve wiped out half the universe.

Wonwoo

[© PROOFER [☆]]

Wow I’m so predictable putting these two together aren’t I? Boy I don’t even know where to begin with him. He’s so ??? He’s everything. Anyway. People always describe him as the emo, wanting-to-die-kid because when his face is blank he looks like he’s about to murder you in cold blood, and to be honest I think that’s a bit tasteless because he’s a very bright and happy bub, He’s very playful and likes to mess around (especially with Soonyoung and Mingyu). I don’t think he gets to do it often but he likes lazing around and spacing out. A gamer. Very introverted but has become a lot better at expressing his feelings (partly through rap, partly to other members. seriously, he goes off when he raps). He can be a bit obnoxious I guess, haha. He has a terrible sense of humor and makes a lot of puns. Is a bit of an awkward dad, a goofball. He loves to read and likes nature (he loves eating flowers and calls plants his children).

He is tol and smol. He’s a very skinny dude. I feel like I should make two different versions for smiley Wonwoo and straight-faced Wonwoo because they look so different? Blank-Wonwoo is ethereal and statuelike, all sharp lines and fragile bones and perfect bonestructure. He has a broad and sharp jaw, a really sharp nose and catlike eyes. His earlobes are square wtf it’s so cute? And then his lips… They’re gorgeous. They’ve got such sharp ridges and it looks a little like the corners go up a little too early? I don’t know how to describe it. Not to mention his fantastic cheekbones.

Now for smiley-Wonwoo… He’s the opposite of that. As my friend @bokdeongeori once said; a raisin. Every single tight line in his face loosens up and his eyes become a little slitted and the corners of his mouth curl up in the cutest way possible and hE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SCRUNCH HIS NOSE WHEN HE LAUGHS AND IT MAKES ME VERY ANGRY. Also he totally kills the glasses look. And by that I mean the glasses look kills me. He invented sweaterpaws. Not to mention I spotted a few hairs on his chin twice or thrice and my life is blessed.

(if i had to pick a bias it would be him, but given that’s impossible i’ll just say i have a lot of feelings for him)

Joshua

[ © Shummelier  [☆] ]

Jisoo. The lost son. Seriously, the other in vocal unit and svt always forget to include him and it makes me angry. It even makes him angry at times and that’s really saying something because he is the Gentlest Soul out there. He’s Christian and dressed up as a priest for Halloween (with Jeonghan out there like Harley Quinn) so they sometimes call him Jisoos or refer to him when someone needs said person in their life. He’s drop-dead gorgeous and is a calming presence (even when he’s not present. looking at pictures of him helps me calm my anxiety, i’m not even kidding). That being said he is very very cheeky. Is fluent in English and always helps the other members out when they’re struggling with it. He smiles a lot and generally radiates good vibes. He’s really humble but I feel like sometimes he shouldn’t let the other members barge over him so often. 

As for looks, his eyes??????? They’re everything?? They’re massive and just beautifully shaped holy shit they were made for winged eyeliner. Not to mention they’re literally always sparkling. Imagine that. Every day, every moment, sparkling with life. Has a boopy nose and a pouty upperlip it’s so cute. He has big ears! And quite a lot of piercings in them. He has the longest neck. He’s lanky and tall-ish but carries himself more like a queen than anything. Seriously, he’s really really elegant and lately he’s been dressing so well I’m quaking.

Okay so I hope you understand now why it’s impossible to choose a bias. You really really can’t when there’s thirteen boyish men like svt out there. To be honest I haven’t even tried, I’ve just divided my heart up into thirteen equal parts and mailed one to each of the members along with a love letter because I’m school like that. I hope you know a bit more now and are able to tell them apart \o/

(keep in mind that this is just my take on their idol personas. i don’t claim to know how they really are!)

(i’ll do the videos for you tomorrow nonnie!)

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SARA RAMIREZ? No, that’s actually MILLICENT BULSTRODE. Only FORTY THREE years old, this SLYTHERIN alumni works as a STYLIST and is sided with THE DOUBLE AGENTS. THEY identify as GENDERFLUID and are a HALF-BLOOD who is known to be AGGRESSIVE, PERNICKETY, and STEELY but also FLAMBOYANT, CONFIDENT, and SOCIABLE.

❝  i want to live only for ecstasy. small doses, moderate loves, all half-shades, leave me cold. i like extravagance.❞

your ( sometimes ) friendly neighbourhood NB muslim fashion plate has arriiiived. meet MILLICENT, who will occasionally go by millie with people they actually like

identifies as genderfluid and doesn’t really ascribe to any particular assigned gender. accordingly, their wardrobe tends to be ultra streotypically feminine but they detest being referred to as girly because who decided that

12/10 times, on discussions of gender: does fabulous count as one?

actual title of their biopic: i'm aesthetic & ur pathetic

their favourite things in the world are decadent sweets, glitter, fashion, beauty, cats, gossip and absolutely no bullshit — and they would probably sell their soul for red velvet, both kinds of it.

owns a cat called lucifer who is the love of their life and is in love with a beautiful strong brow ( so let's pretend sara ramirez doesn't have super thin ones )

is somehow both really outgoing and pretty damn private

[ TW BODY IMAGE works as a stylist and is a massive ambassador for self-love. they HATE the phrase plus size and everything related to it with a fiery burning passion.

most of that stems from the fact that, growing up, they experienced shitty and occasionally cruel parents who refuses to accept that they had an awkward, chubby daughter as their only child and it took them a while to come to terms with it and learn how to fall in love with themself. some days, they still don’t love what they see in their mirror, but that’s okay, because now they’re so much older and accept that most of it is just what society fed their mentality and not necessarily true. ]

millie was pretty young at the time of the second war and, since they were raised in a fairly moderate and half-blood family, they weren’t too involved with the idea of the war. they’re mostly still uninterested in it TBH, but they do get a lot of gossip and hidden nuggets of information in their professional workplace and they will probably be willing to divulge them for the right price, if people know how to work with them.

they ignore that a war is approaching for the most part though, because they hate unpleasantness and think nobody ever actually wins in these things so it’s all very pointless

the bulstrode side of their family tries still to be at least a little discerning about blood purity; their mother’s side is not as strict and they grew up around their fair share of mixed blood kids, not that they would have let their classmates know that

MUSLIM & PROUD OF IT; it’s not one of the things they go around yelling about, but they definitely don’t hide it all. find it hilarious if/when people are surprised that they’re a muslim bc they don’t wear a headscarf and seem the exact opposite of oppressed?? TO BE FAIR, they aren’t super religious at all though, but they do try to cover most of their body in whatever they’re dressed in and they eat halaal and only drink very, veeery rarely. like, sparingly and on special occasions only.

v thin on patience tbh: they tell themself they are too old to be punching people at this point, but they’d still do it. they hate the haters and are all about living that fab life and rolling their eyes at the haters ( decking them is also acceptable )

a perfect illustration who millie is as a person: sometimes, they listen to sexy jams and dance and bake brownies in their nice lingerie late at night with only their cat for company and they feel like an actual QUEEN as they do.

pinterest board: voila!