#bc i had to shop at the fancy grocery store that's always crowded

[rigberts]

I'm such a goddamn hypocrite bc I will say with my full chest that if anyone gives you shit for not being able to hold back your tears in public (whether it's school, work, a party, the bus, whatever) then you are legally allowed to fucking destroy them like an orangutan thrashing a snake against the ground by its tail, but if I ever start to cry in front of a single person I feel obligated to creep off to the nearest dark corner to quietly commit seppuku

[cultgambles]

RFA, V, and Saeran’s Reaction to Chef!MC

ye I’m back

i wanted to write more mysme bc i just love it SO much

Ik what you’re saying: who tf is still in that anyway

The answer is ME

Hella ok to send requests!

★ The RFA, V, and Saeran’s reactions to MC being really great chef ★

Yoosung

“AHHH! MC! Come watch TV with me! They’re marathoning my favorite show!”

“Oooh, what show is it?”

“It’s called Be A Whisk Taker and all the contestants have to bake the craziest cakes!”

MC nods, sitting down with their boyfriend

“You’ll love the judge! Coincidentally, their name is MC too!”

“Yoosung, you’re so dumb”

“Wait WHAT T_T???”

“Ye, that’s me”

“Whaaaat, why did you end it?!”

You had to stop production for the show because you wanted to go back to school

Do not worry small boi

MC has plans for another show

College Student Cooking™

Inspired by the boyfriend himself

For kids that can just make good food from crap materials

Yoosung totally asks MC to cook for him all the time

ZEN

You’re shocked because he only has beer in his fridge

How do you live???

That’s it, we’re going to the grocery store

“Babe, I don’t have any money”

“Yeah that’s fine. I’ll pay. We gotta get the best ingredients”

He’s protesting, but you’re ignoring him

You have a cooking show on YouTube

It’s called Gotta Do the Cooking by the Book

Like Rosanna Pansino, but meals

Sometimes you let him come onto the show, but ya’ll get nothing done because there’s always food flying through the air

He’ll lick the food off you

Especially loves when you do livestreams because he’ll just bother you while throwing all the ingredients together

When things are in the oven, you and him will sit on the couch and just talk to the viewers

So calming

Jaehee

You own a cafe: Coffee: A State of Bean

A lot of well known/famous people flock to the small bistro

All of the coffee and pastries and snacks are made by you

As you know of Jaehee’s coffee dreams, you offer her a job at your place

(You don’t want to just give it to her per say; you know she wants to work for it herself)

Declines at first, but accepts because you tell her some tips and brewing secrets

Almost doesn’t want to leave

Buuuut, she also wants to cater to not the rich/famous people

Your cafe is really upscale actually

Since Jaehee is no longer working under Jumin, she starts researching all about coffee and the like

She finds you own a shop and comes to surprise you

Even tho she doesn’t look half as fancy as the other patrons

Don’t worry Baehee

You’re the cutest one here

You kiss her each time she comes in

Ppl awe each time

Jumin

When you’re staying at his penthouse (Day 8 Status), you’re really panicking because you have an interview in the afternoon

“Jumin...I need to leave for a couple hours. I promise I’ll come back” you plead

“What? No. I can’t let that happen. I’m sorry. Here, the chef can cook us a nice meal.”

“No. I really need to go! It’s important!”

“What if they came here?” he tries to reason

“JUMIN. PLEASE.”

Really reluctant

Only lets you go because he’s going too

“MC, where are we going that’s so important”

“To this thing for my cook book” you say nonchalantly

What? MC cooks?

He never cooks, so why should he know

You arrive at the building and ya’ll are bombarded with the paparazzi

He tries to shield you bc he thinks there could be a scandal or something

There’s murmurs throughout the crowd like “What’s Jumin Han doing here?” “Is he sponsoring MC?”

Lol no

YAS THAT’S MY GIRL

Lets the chef have a lot of days off with pay

Saeyoung

Already knew

That damn background check

You wanted to surprise him

COOKING COMPETITIONS 24/7

He tries to mix HBC into everything

Tastes like shit tbh

Saeran’s the official judge

Always picks your cooking duh

Saeyoung’s a butt and a sore loser so he’ll switch your plates last minute

>:(

When this happens, you don’t cook for him for a week

Stuck eating his chips

Doesn’t really bother him tho

V 

You make really elaborate cakes

They’re really beautiufl

Sometimes you gat sad becayse V can’t see their prettiness

Totally misjudged the height of oe and smashed his hand right on it

Ya’ll were both cryin’

Saeran

Only ONLY eats your cooking

No one else’s

Saeran why

Will even eat your cooking when you’re in a bad mood

God knows your cooking could kill a man

you know all the indigestion/stomach ache/etc recipes

You have to pack lunches for you two when you go out together

Pesters you to make ice cream for him

You refuse

“If you’re gonna make me cook for you 24/7, you should make the ice cream 24/7”

legit didn’t talk to you for 12 hrs

too busy trying to make ice cream

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