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pleasuretrade · 4 years ago

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good thing abt having a good amnt of twitter followers is that ive met a bunch of them irl for like 5 minutes and when i need someone to go to ikea and bring me a whole ass desk i have like 3 ppl offering. i am surrounded by saints

#and YES IM PAYING THEM #would not send someone i barely know to ikea to haul a fuckin desk to my house for free #im not a monster #except for the part where im kind of taking advantage of my followers #BUT #THEY ALL LIKE GOING TO IKEA #AND AGIAN IM PAYING #THIS IS NOT MORALLY DUBIOUS IM JUST BEINGA PART OF MY COMMUNITY #and im not asking my friends #because i dont want to ask individual ppl and make them feel olbiged #but i might fuck around and ask one if everyone else falls thru #bc i did sponsor her and her partner's green card #and also was her reference for adopting cats #this is so many tags lol whats up how yall doin #no one is going to read all these #except maybe beth #???#beth if u Are reading this wassup

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