#bc he b fruity and punching people

[boxwinebaddie]

jk really needed his own playlist i’m sorry ( it’s a wip )

[riacte]

Hypothetical Blue Bats in 3rd Life bc I’m desperate:

False would probably wander solo until factions start going up, and then she would be a) forcibly recruited into one or b) join the opposing faction after someone mildly offends her (like Scott punching her in TGTTOS). And then she would probably be bribed to join the other side and she would probably accept. But everyone wants to get on her good side because :) murder queen is dangerous :) so they’re all nice to her

H would probably be chilling until he gets dragged into some roleplay which he either a) takes seriously due to influence of intense rpers like Martyn and Ren or b) becomes a catmaid due to influence of mildly inappropriate people like Martyn and Ren.

Fruit is too dangerous to be allowed in the server. He’s like Grian except he can kill twenty people in one go and his traps actually work. They’ll have to restrain him somehow, everyone goes “:D Fruity B :D” and he’s the Tall UHC kid that they somehow adopted. They’ll get murdered by Fruit and be happy about it. No one wants Fruit and Grian to team up because everyone can sense the chaos. The server becomes torn on whether to call him Fruityloops or Fruity B. This issue is quickly solved when someone comes up with a third nickname.

[pixeltownies]

simself tag I was tagged by @fussysim I tag any of my followers that want to do this

take a shot every time I say “my boyfriend”

traits: goofball, foodie, clumsy aspiration: friend of the world 1. What is your full name? tristan egbert 2.What is your nickname? tris/tj 3. Birthday?‪ december 14‬ 4. What is your favorite book series?  I don’t,. really read that often 5. Do you believe in Aliens or Ghosts? Y E S 6. Who is your favorite author? once again I really don’t read 7. What is your favorite radio station? pop + alt 8. What is your favorite flavor of anything? mango, fruit punch, etc etc, I like fruity things 9. What word would you use to describe something great or wonderful? “holy shit!” 10. What is your current favorite song? I have too many favs at all times for this 11. What is your favorite word? curse words lots of curse words 12. What is the last song you listened to? self esteem - the offspring 13. What TV show would you recommend for everyone to watch? ‪jane the virgin, how I met your mother, izombie, Gotham, hmu for more recs ‬ 14. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? marvel movies + childhood movies 15. Do you play video games? mostly sims, I have others but I don’t have the accessibility to play them hh 16. What is your biggest fear? being alone 17. What is your best quality in your opinion? I’m good at listening and I’m a big people pleaser 18. What is your worst quality in your opinion? how lazy I am and how quickly I get peeved/angry 19. Do you like cats or dogs better? cats! 20. What is your favorite season? autumn 21. Are you in a relationship? yes :D 22. What is something you miss from your childhood? not much if I’m being honest 23. Who is your best friend? my boyfriend 24. What is your eye color? yellow, red, forest green and royal blue 25. What is your hair color? split pink & black but naturally dirty blonde 26. Who is someone you love? my mom + dad & my boyfriend & my siblings 27. Who is someone you trust? my boyfriend 28. Who is someone you think about Often? m y b o y f r I e n d 29. Are you currently excited about/for something? starting testosterone :) + meeting my boyfriend next year 30. What is your biggest obsession? uHh. cc, sims, Netflix, marvel, my boyfriend 31. what was your favorite tv show as a child? hannah montana, icarly, victorious, sam and cat, there are so many more but I’m absolutely blanking rn 32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to? I don’t really have many friends that are girls .. oops? 33. Are you superstitious? 50/50 34. Do you have any unusual phobias? none that I can really think of 35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? kind of both 36. What is your favorite hobby? PHOTOGRAPHYYYYY 37. What is the last book you read? i. don’t. read. 38. What is the last movie you watched? fantastic beasts with my boyfriend and his best friends 39. What musical Instruments do you play, if any? I am trying to learn guitar but I have ADHD/ADD and I have a hard time self-teaching 40. What is your favorite animal? panda, red pandas, fox, raccoon, turtle, cats. 41. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? I just started out. pls. 42. What superpower do you wish you had? I just wish I wasn’t this dumb ((I’m keeping ur answer, I’m wheezing)) 43. When and where do you feel most at peace? when I’m on the phone with my boyfriend 44. What makes you smile? my boyfriend, sims, music, photography 45. What sports do you play, if any? none 46. What is your favorite drink? monster mango loco + pacific punch 47. When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? recently I keep a journal of notes to my boyfriend 48: Are you afraid of heights? y e s 49: What is your biggest pet peeve? misophonia, look it up 50. Have you ever been to a concert? yeah 51. Are you vegan/ vegetarian? no, I honestly don’t have the motivation or willpower to do it but when I move in with my boyfriend that’s gonna stop HDHBD 52. When you were little, what did you wanna be when you grew up? cosmetologist/ photographer 53: What fictional world would you like to live in? I can’t think of the name but the place in guardians of the galaxy 54. What is something you worry about? being alone, dying, people not liking me, embarrassing myself. 55. Are you scared of the dark? no, and yes 56. Do you like to sing? yes but I’m not good at it 57. Have you ever skipped school? I dropped out bc of it so yes 58. What is your favorite place on the planet? anywhere my boyfriend is 59. Where would you like to live? U.K. 60. Do you have any pets? 5 cats 61: Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? night owl 62: Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? sunset 63. Do you know how to drive? yes but I don’t have driving license oops 64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? earbuds 65. Have you ever had braces? no, but I need them 66: What is your favorite genre of music? pop punk + indie + pop + basically anything but country, folk, classic dhsjsj shit like that ion like 67: Who is your hero? I don’t think I necessarily have one? 68: Do you read comic books? yes 69: What makes you most angry? misophonia, being blamed for things I didn’t do, not being listened to, being undermined, etc things of the sort 70. Do you prefer reading a book on an electronic device or on a real book? both tbh 71. What is your favorite subject in school? art 72. Do you have any siblings? 10 73. What was the last thing you bought? I can’t remember   74. How tall are you? 5 foot 4 75. Can you cook? not exactly 76. What are three things that you love? boyfriend, music, my cats 77. What are three things you hate? anxiety, fear, abandonment 78. Do you have more male or female friends? male 79. What is your sexual orientation? homosexual but panromantic 80. Where do you currently live? united states /: 81. Who was the last person you texted? my boyfriend 82. When was the last time you cried? idk!!! 83. Who is your favorite youtuber? jacksepticeye 84. Do you like to take selfies? yes I am very insecure but also very vain ((god we are the same person)) 85. What is your favorite app? twitter 86. What is your relationship to your parent(s)?  kind of don’t like necessarily like them but I don’t hate them 87. What is your favorite foreign accent? British accents but this is biased bc of my boyfriend 88. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? japan 89. What is your favorite number? 14 90. Can you juggle? nope 91. Are you religious? I don’t.. know… 92. Do you find outer space or the deep ocean to be more interesting? outer space, ocean scares tf out of me ((keeping this too)) 93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? impulsive but not daredevil 94. Are you allergic to anything? freshly cut grass tbh 95. Can you curl your tongue? no 96. Can you wiggle your ears? no 97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? normally when it happens if I catch on, if I didn’t realize I was wrong I admit when it’s pointed out 98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? forest 99. What is your favorite piece of advice anyone has given you? uh I haven’t really gotten any 100. Are you a good liar? unfortunately yes 101. What is your Hogwarts house? hufflepuff 102. Do you talk to yourself? when I’m pissed 103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? introvert 104. Do you keep a journal/diary? yes but they’re more like love notes to my boyfriend 105. Do you believe in second chances? yes and I give more than that bc I’m weak and too nice for existence 106: If you found a wallet full of money, what would you do? …. id be lying if I said I’d turn it in right away, I would have to contemplate that 107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? yes but only with help 108. Are you ticklish? yes 109. Have you ever been on a plane? nope, will be next year 110. Do you have any piercings? eyebrow, labret, septum, tongue, my ears are stretched, and I have more piercings planned 111. What fictional character do you wish were real? … uhhHhh I’m blanking 112. Do you have any tattoos? I have an XØ and a fiatp symbol on my left wrist 113. What is the best decision you’ve made in your life? following my boyfriend back when he followed me, to begin with 114. Do you believe in karma? yes for sure 115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses 116. Do you want children? 2-3, I’m adopting though 117. Who is the smartest person you know? my boyfriend 118. What is your most embarrassing memory? I have many 119. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? all the time 120. What color are most of your clothes? black or my fav colors 121. Do you like adventure? YES 122. Have you ever been on TV? nope 123. How old are you? 19!! 124. What is your favorite quote? If nothing ever changed, there’d be no butterflies. 125. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? savory (and spicy!!!!!!)

[ninjakitten3]

2016

So i suddenly felt the urge to write my year in review post. I’m on my phone though so sorry to everybody for no read more. I don’t expect this to be too long of a post because my brain is spaghetti and still stuck thinking about maks Anyway. Last year… The first half was real boring if i recall correctly. Actually so was most of summer I started hanging around 4chan because i was that bored during the summer. And one thing led to another and i met a person who sells illegal drugs lmao. But not the fun stuff most people want. Anyway his name is jon and he likes me because I’m smart I started rock climbing in july. 10/10 a+ decision. I went like two or three times a week and started getting real good. Became real close with alan bc he’s the guy that introduced me to climbing. Idk how good or bad that might be for me though. He’d just broken up with his gf of like 6 years or something and i think that just sent him in a downward spiral. Really he was much happier with her but she also just turned out to not be the person he thought? Basically a series of unfortunate events. Sad when the fall semester started because the rock wall at w&m is literally a piece of shit. It is $3million worth of shit. My climbing abilities decreased in some respects and i ~guess~ increased with respect to endurance. The wm wall is mainly for top ropes and i prefer bouldering because having a rope and harness is CHEATING (not really i do respect top ropers i just feel like it doesn’t count because you can just hang in the air halfway up a route and be like ok imma rest and then finish this) Oh yeah and alan became a bartender and i learned i like cosmopolitans. A+ mixed drink really. And almost as good at getting you drunk quickly as shots Rocky start meeting the climbing people (pun NOT intended) but i think they mostly kinda don’t hate me at least The semester was kinda short and kinda shitty and i just want to be an adult but not really be an adult. Oh I’m so angry i didn’t get to go on the thanksgiving break climbing trip to the middle of nowhere in WV but I’m not salty about it Semester ended. Didn’t fail any classes as far as i know. Winter break started and i was back to climbing three times a week. Until vacation. Which I’m not complaining about. This cruise was wonderful mostly for meeting maks but the ports were also pretty fun. I got to swim with dolphins and zipline through the rainforest and meet cute doggos and kittie floofs and we went through a volcanic mud bath and snorkeling in barbados. I got to try a few new drinks and branch out a bit from cosmos (still my fave i think). But i learned that rum punch with mount gay rum is pretty alright. Unsure of the proportions and ingredients but not bad. Pama pine cocktails (i guess that’s what they are maks didn’t tell me) are nice. The royal caribbean r bar red velvet cake martinis are too fruity for my liking. I think maks made me an espresso martini? Which was nice. And he made me a french martini which i liked although alan said he made one for me before and i didn’t like it idk. Augh why didn’t i start talking to maks sooner. What if he never responds to my letter dhffhfjagssf The cruise overall was a+. If we don’t include maks in that though i guess the grade goes down to like a b+. All the festivities were wonderful and the ship was gr8910. The wall was dumb though. The selection of veg food was subpar so i decided i should eat fish so i don’t starve (lol what an exaggeration i think i gained 90lb over the 12 days). The staff were wonderful. There were two nights at the dining room where idk what happened but there were other families at our table idk idk man. The end of the cruise brings us to january 3rd. I’m hoping this year i get even better at climbing. I’m considering not going for vet school and just like working at a rock gym or becoming a bartender or something. Seems easier since i just can’t wrap my head around going to school for 4 more years. I’m also hoping maks does respond to me and ummmm yeah bye