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svtskneecaps · 2 years ago

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yknow as a wee bab i always kinda assumed i'd be the range type of video game fighter yknow keep to the background, wait for a chance, preferred weapon is a bow or whatever

nah. "sprint in and mash the attack button until it stops moving"

#my point here is my botw playstyle as it turns out #equip a sword and hit it more than it hits you that's my motto #anyway i've explored all of hyrule castle now + gotten every memory + finally purchased the fucking ancient set except for the helmet #bc 1) shit's ugly 2) i had 1944 money and it was 2000 YES i was angry #found the spring of courage (i feel so stupid); defeated the camel blight; killed two moldugas; killed a blue lynel;#killed the white lynel in gatehouse two (PANICK); finished the darkness trial; found an ENTIRE FUCKING STABLE I SOMEHOW MISSED;#finally found it within me to shoot farosh in the face twice; set up a system to shoot both naydra and dinraal in the face every night;#stalled a blood moon in hyrule castle so that was a weird month for the citizens; finished tarrey town; filled out more of the compendium #(while trying to find a FUCKING stealthfin trout to upgrade the sheikah set bc NO i am NOT looking it up >:(( )#actually used urbosa's fury on purpose; accidentally used urbosa's fury while trying to stasis launch a slab of rock; accidentally #used mipha's grace against the lynel (i swear that guy was white maned but the wiki says blue?? literally checked w camera before charging)#still have used revali's gale. twice. ever.#yea so anyway fuck that bird i guess like at this point i'm gonna beat ganon and like. i am only going to have used his shit. two times.#my ass sprinting up the mountainside: NAYDRA'S COMING I GOTTA GET ABOVE HER FOR THE BEST SHOT RN HOLY SHIT #THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GAIN ALTITUDE #not kpop #shut up vic #shoutout to my homie recommending i use revali's gale to evade guardians unfortunately for us i'm fucking dumb #i think about it constantly EXCEPT when i open the game i am being completely serious

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