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Mini Fanfic #366: The Cuddly Joker (Persona 5 x Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

6:00am at Leblanc Cafe

Once the alarm starts ringing from her phone in the counter, Makoto begins to wake up and tries to get ready for the new day......That is.....until she noticed a certain Joker was still Tiredly clinging onto her....but mostly in a Cute and surprisingly Cuddly way.

Makoto: (Giggles Softly as she Gently Tries to Wake up her sleepy Boyfriend) Ren....Ren....Rennnnn....

Ren: (Barely Opens his eyes) Hmm......

Makoto: I believe it's time for us to go to school now, don't you think?~

Ren: (Groans Tiredly) Five more minutes, Queen......(Went Back to Sleep and Clingy on to his Girlfriend)

Makoto: (Giggles Once More at how Adorable her Boyfriend has really become) Oh Ren....I know how much you want your sleep and with me of all people, but it's very important that neither of us come to school late. I mean.....(Starts Smiling Teasingly) What would your Uncle and Mona would say if they found out that you skipped a day of school to cuddle with your girlfriend?~ Or what would Futuba say if she founds out that her Cool Big Brother realized that education wasn't worth his-

Ren: Alright. Alright. Fiiiiiiiiiine.....(Let go of Makoto and starts Yawning and Stretching) I'm up.....

Makoto: (Smiles Brightly) You made me proud~

Ren: (Rolled His Eyes) Uh-huh....

Makoto: And don't worry. I promise I'll make up for the whole Cuddling Session on a later time.

Ren: (Eyes Widened in a Bit of a Surprise) Seriously?

Makoto: (Happily Nodded) Yep. Although I might try convincing my sister to come by and visit you again just to be sure.

Ren: You know....You really don't have to do all of this for me.

Makoto: (Smiles Softly) I know. But I want to because you mean a lot to me and I want you to be safe and happy.

Ren: (Starts Smiling Softly as well) Have I ever tell you How much I love you recently?

Makoto: Yesterday you did. And it makes me happy to hear you tell me that every time.

Ren: Well it's the truth. Cause I really do love you, Makoto~

Makoto: I love you too, Ren~ Now get yourself ready for school. (Clapped her Hands) Chop-Chop.

Ren: (Sighs as he got up from his bed and hit the showers) Alright...

Makoto: (Giggling to Herself) (The Cool, Mysterious Ren Amimiya.....as a Cuddler. Now that's something you never see everyday.... Really glad that I'm the first to witness this Precious Moment for myself, of course~)

..............................................

10:00pm at the Smash Mansion's Living Room

TV: (Still Rolling Credits on Screen)

???: ....uly.....Pauly......PAULY!

Palutena: (Woke Up from the floor she was sitting on) I'm Up!!....

Pit: (Woke up from one side of Palutena's Lap) I'M UP TOO!...Huh?

Dark Pit: (Irritatedly Woke up from the other side of Palutena's Lap) What now? I was TRYING to enjoying my sleep here.

Palutena: (Rubbing her Eyes a bit Tiredly) Is everything alright, Bayo? ('Yawn') Did you have some bad dream or........

Bayonetta: (Sounds Delighted) Oh darling!~ You and the boys must see this!

Palutena: (Slowly Turns Around) See wha- (Gasps once she sees Ren Curled up Sleeping and Cuddling in her girlfriend's embrace on the sofa)

Bayonetta: (Giggles Softly as she holds her baby close to her) Precious, isn't it?

Palutena: (Gushing over this Adorable moment Silently) Oh my gosh, babe, this is so fricking adorable!~

Pit: (Gushes over the moment as well) Aww~ He looks so squish~

Dark Pit: ('Heh') So much for being the Cool Guy in the family.

Bayonetta: (Rolled Her Eyes Playfully) Even "Cool Guys" can have their precious side, Pitto dear. Especially if one of them happens to be My Handsome Little Joker. (Silently Gives a Sleepy Ren a Big Kiss on the top of his head before continuing to Cuddle with her baby once more)

Palutena: That's it! (Summons her phone from thin air to the palm of her hand) I am taking pictures of this, Right. Now!

Pit: (Happily Takes out his phone) Me too!

Dark Pit: (Took out his phone as well with a Smirk on his face) Might as well join in as well.

Palutena: (Gives Pitto a Soft and Motherly Glare) Okay. But you better not use it for Blackmail, young man.

Pit: (Shrugged) I don't it'll do him any good anyways. Ren is the last person to be Embarrassed by us.

Palutena: Now that you mentioned..... I'm starting to think you're telling the truth here.

Dark Pit: Damnit....('Sigh') I'm still taking the picture either way....

Palutena: Sweet. Okay, Bayo...(Sets the Camera mode up on her phone and points it towards her girlfriend and son) You think you're ready for your pictures to be taken?

Bayonetta: (Smiles Confidently while Holding her Sleeping Joker close to her) Darling, we were was born ready. Be sure to get our good side, 'kay?~ (Gives Palutena a Playful Winked)

Palutena: (Rolled Her Eyes Playfully) Alright, Fashion Queen. On the count of Three, we take some pictures. One...Two...Three!

*Click*

*Click*

*Click*

Next Morning, with Ren's permission, Palutena was able to sent the precious photo on Internet only for friends and family to see. And while everyone from Ren's group of friends were all gushing on how adorable the picture was, Makoto, meanwhile, was Smiling and Giggling Softly to herself, knowing full well how Precious and Adorable her Joker really is to her.

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my friends and i had taco bell and played nick smash all stars or whatever it’s called

Toph: Awesome, spamming falling archway is toxic and your friends will deservedly send you flying. i was so proud of myself for making the platform and then told my friends quick jump on my platform realquick. they said they enjoyed their time on my platforms

Korra: really felt like she wasn’t a character I could use to her fullest potential and looks like they...lightened her a bit for the game but it might just be my eyes -_-

April O’Neill: omg i kept shouting kill bill at the screen and she has a blimp she can just fly around on xD

Oblina: will be my main. “Upside down candy cane from Nightmare before Christmas” was how one of my friends described her and she is that and so much more. She’s so lightweight it’s like she’s floating on air. I never had to worry about falling off the stage because she can jump forever AND has a sick helicopter move and I feel like she and Bayonetta would be friends and she’s DEFINITELY both a lipstick lesbian AND the mom of the Aah! Real Monsters trio

honestly? I wouldn’t buy it because **** Loud House and Ren & Stimpy being used considering their creators’ disgustingly exploitative histories. But I had a blast. Don’t expect much from the characters’ animations though. It very much looks rushed, although the stages are atmospheric and beautiful, Danny Phantom doesn’t look like he has facial expressions and almost everyone else looks plastic af.

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Mini Fanfic #104: The Cheating Joker (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Futuba: Guess we're playing "Day at the Races", boys and girls! All or nothing!!

Ann: (A little annoyed) Well that seems like an understatement. That literally took almost every bit of coins I had!

Ryuji: Hey, it's better than them taking fifty.

Lucas: I think they do that in the third game, Ryuji.

Ryuji: For real? ('Sigh') Man, we've been playing three of these OG Mario Party games a lot lately that I'm already starting to lose count...

Dark Pit: Let's just get this over with already. The sooner, the better.

Ren: (So this a betting type of minigame, huh? If I'm not careful, I might not have a chance of gaining that star............maybe using "this" for one simple minigame wouldn't hurt anyone...)

Makoto: Ren!

Ren: (Return back to reality) Hmm?

Makoto: Are you ready?

Ren: Oh umm yeah. I'm ready to go.

Futuba: (Press "Start" to start the game) Alright! Let's get started!

Dark Pit: You're enjoying this way too much than you need to be.

Futuba: (Shrugged with a smile) Nothing's wrong with a little optimism from time to time. You should try it sometime, you know?

Dark Pit: I'll pass.

Ren: (Secretly Activated the Third Eye before picking Boo) (Okay. Here goes nothing...)

Ann: (Picks the Bob-omb)

Dark Pit: (Picks the Whomp)

Futuba: (Picks the Thwomp)

After the players made their choice, the four racers began to race. It was a real close one, but ultimately, Ren's Boo came out the winner. Receiving 56 coins in the process.

Ren: (Relieved) (Oh Thank God I made the right choice...) Alright.

Makoto: (Starting to get suspicious of her boyfriend) .......

Futuba: Welp. Looks like Ren's on the clear of getting that star. Nice one, bro!

Ren: (Smiles) Thanks, Futuba.

Makoto: Excuse me, Futuba. You think you could pause the game for a second?

Futuba: (Confused but Pause the game anyway) Oh umm okay....

Makoto: Thank you. (Turns to Ren with a disappointed glare before sighing) Alright, Ren. What's going on?

Ren: Huh? What are you talking about, Makoto?

Makoto: When you won that minigame, you sound almost "too" relieved that you were able to even win at all. I don't want to ask you this, especially in front of everyone, but....you didn't happen to cheat on that minigame just now did you?

Almost everyone: ('GASP')

Ren: (Started to lie very quickly) Whaaaat? Psssh! Naww! I would never ever do that-

Makoto: (Pierce a cold glare at her boyfriend) Ren.... don't even try....

Ren: (Gotten terrified by the stare before sighing and coming clean) Okay........I did cheated.....

Almost Everyone: ('GASP')

Dark Pit: (Chuckles while Smirking) Damn, Joker. I didn't take you as the cheating type.

Pit: (Confused) Wait...how was Ren able to even do that?

Ren: (Laughs Awkwardly while Rubbing the back of his head) I might of...sort of....used "the Third Eye" to choose which is faster.

Ann: ('Gasp') Ren Amamiya!!!!

Ryuji: Are you serious, bro?!!

Lucas: "The Third Eye".... What's that?

Makoto: It's this ability Ren has which was supposed to be use for clues and important items. (Turns to Ren in disappointment) Not for cheating.

Futuba: (Glares at Ren) I thought I taught you better than to cheat at Mario Party!!

Morgana: (Glares at Ren) I thought I taught you better than to cheat at all!!!

Bayonetta: (Appears out of nowhere) Honestly, Renny. You didn't have to blow your own cover like that, dear.

Everyone (even Lucas) gave Bayonetta a "Really?" Glare.

Bayonetta: What? I'm just trying give my son some pointers here. If he's going to try and cheat successfully, he has to know how to stay as normal and unresponsive as possible until the bitter end.

Futuba: (Yep.... she's definitely Ren's mom alright...)

Lucas: (Facepalms) Please don't do this right now, Ms. Bayonetta....

Bayonetta: ('Sigh') Fine. I'll go back and bake some more cookies for you little rascals. (Playfully pulls Ren's cheek with a smile) Remember what I told you, okay, sweetie?

Ren: (Smiles a little while Blushing) I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, mom.

Bayonetta: (Walks away before winking at Ren)

Makoto: ('Sigh') I guess we can resume the game now. (Turns and boop Ren on the nose) But no more cheating from you. Got it?

Ryuji: (Turns at Ren) That goes double from all of us!

Pit: Yeah!

Ren: (Sighed with a bit of an amused smile on his face) Don't worry, you guys. I promise.

Makoto: (Kiss Ren on the cheek) Thank you.

Ren: (Smirks Playfully at his girlfriend) Has anyone ever to how an amazing detective you are?

Makoto: (Smirks back) Not really. But I do love it when you tell me that I'm amazing. Makes me feel pretty good if I'm being honest.

Ren: You don't say~

Futuba: (Covering Morgana's ears) Geeeeez...will you two quit your little flirting and focus on the game already?!

Ann: (Covering Lucas' ears) Seriously...

Pit: (Notice that Dark Pit is covering his ears as well) Wait, why are you covering my ears too?

Dark Pit: Cause shut up.

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Fanfic #25: Past Curfew (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Outside of the Smash Mansion...

Makoto: Are you sure you'll find a way not to get caught this time, Ren? I already felt bad enough for not getting you to the mansion early...

Ren: (Smirks) No worries, Makoto. This might be the day where I actually get off Scott Free. It's the weekend. So I'm positive that most of them would sleep the night away.

Makoto: ('Sigh') If you say so. We still had a great time with you tonight, even when we're already past curfew.

Ren: Yeah. I had a great time too. I missed you guys.

Makoto: (Kiss Ren before smiling) Not as much as we missed you, Ren. We'll come by the mansion tommorow if you actually do get caught red handed.

Ren: Thanks, Makoto, but you don't need worry about that. I'll manage somehow.

Makoto: (Walks back to the van while waving goodbye) Whatever you say, Mr Rebel. Have a goodnight, okay?

Ren: (Waved back) You too. (Walks in the Mansion) ('Sigh') (All right. All I need to do is walk to my room quietly without making any noise-)

Lights Clicked on that shows Morgana sitting down with a Unimpressed look.

Morgana: Hello, Joker.

Ren: Crap! Uhhh..... h-Hey, Mona! Oh buddy ole' pal of mine!....what got you up at night?

Morgana: Oh nothing really. Just waiting for a certain teenager to come home.... especially when I told that teenager come back before 12!

Ren: ('Ugh') Come on, Mona! So I came back here an hour late. It's not that big of a deal, right?

Mona: (Facepalms) How many times do I have to keep telling you that it is?

Ren: ('Sigh') So you're going to scold now or...

Morgana: (Smirks) Oh, trust me, Ren, I'm not going to be the only one who gonna lecture you tonight.

Ren: Wait what?

Bayonetta: ('Ahem') (walks in the living room with her arms cross) Welcome home, Renny.

Ren: (Suprised) Bayonetta?! What are you doing up so late?

Bayonetta: (Disappointed Look) Waiting here with Mona, for my baby to come home in time. Honestly, I can't believe you right now. You had us worried sick, Ren.

Ren: Wait..."Us"?

???: She's referring to all of us as well, kid.

Before Ren could even process on what is going on, Snake, Lucas, Kirby, Palutena, Pit, Lucina, even Mario and Peach suddenly walks in with worried and disappointed looks on their faces.

Snake: ('Sigh') Why were you out this late, kid?

Lucina: (Disappointed) You were supposed to come back here an hour ago!

Peach: (Hugged Ren while in tears) We were so worried that something might happened to you kids...

Even Kirby went to Ren and hugged his leg, showing how worried he was about his friend.

Ren: (Feels bad about worrying everyone) ('Sigh') I'm sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to worry you like that or anything. I was just so happy that my friends from my world, is able to stay with Smash Town with us for a little while that...I dunno...I guess I didn't care if I was going to come home late at all...

Pit: (Softened his Frown) Hey, we understand, man. We all have these moments where we want to spend more time with our friends from our world too.

Lucas: Yeah. You guys seem so close with each other, that it actually make sense on why you would want to skip curfew.

Palutena: But regardless if that's true or not, you still need come home early. Or at least let one of us know that you'll be coming home late.

Ren: (Rubbing his head back and forth) Yeah...you got me there. Sorry about that.

Mario: (Reassuring Smile) It's alright, Ren. Just promise us you'll be more careful next time.

Bayonetta: We don't mean to sound like over bearing parents or anything. We just wanted you to be safe because we love you, sweetheart.

Ren: (Smiles Softly) I know. And I love you guys too.

This all leads to Ren and others gathering around for a group hug that lasted for a few seconds.

Peach: As heartwarming as the group hug was, I'm afraid that we cannot let all of this go unpunished, Renny.

Snake: The princess' right, kiddo. Let's say we ground you for...three weeks tops.

Ren: (Suprised) Three Weeks?!

Bayonetta: Well to be fair, dear, you did past your curfew for the fifth time in a roll.

Ren: ('Sigh') That's fair. Could you at least allow my friends to come by the mansion tomorrow?

Mario: (Chuckles) Of course, Ren. They're always welcome to come here anytime.

Palutena: (Smiles) You're just not allowed to get out the mansion for three weeks.

Ren: (Shrugged) Eh. Works for me.

Mario: Good. (Yawns) Now, I don't know about you guys, I think it's time for us to go to back to bed now.

And with that, everyone went back to their rooms before telling goodnight to each other.

Morgana: Sorry for getting you in trouble like that, Ren.

Ren: Don't worry about it, Mona. It's all good. You know.... everyone was wondering where you were.

Morgana: (Raised an eyebrow) Really now?

Ren: Yeah. Even Ryuji was looking for you.

Morgana: Ryuji too, huh? Well that's a shocker right there.

Ren: (Frowns) I'm serious, bud. Everyone misses you too. Especially Haru and Futuba. They've been more worried about you than everyone else here was about me.

Morgana: (Frowns Sadly) It's not like I don't want to hang out with you guys again. I just... didn't want to be a bother to you all, you know?

Ren: Morgana, you are not a bother to any of us. You're as much of a friend to us than we are to each other. Don't ever think otherwise, okay?

Morgana: (Smiles Softly) Roger that, Partner.

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